Alright so Halloween was yesterday! Did everyone have fun? Get lots of candy? Good! Now here's a little present for you all, and to the requests, I promise I shall start on those soon!

All was quiet in the dark, dark night. Children cowered in fear of a terrible fright. And all through the land the people roamed the streets. Hoping to get some very sweet treats!

Or at least...that's how Halloween usually goes. But for John, that was not the case this year. Sure, him and Dave did a collaboration on costumes that ended looking, as Dave would put it, ironic. And the girls Rose and Jade were coming up with crazy ideas for decorations to scare the little kids...again. So all of that was normal.

But what wasn't normal was the extra twelve people they had to "babysit" this year. Yeah, those people.

Heads up. I will type the trolls in their quirks, but not the kids. Mainly because the kids all have basically the same typing style, and with 16 characters to type, it's a lot of work, so, quirks it is.

"JOHN. WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK ARE YOU WEARING."

"What? It's my costume Karkat, ya know, for Halloween?"

"HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN. SOUNDS LIKE SOME STUPID GRUB MISPRONUNCIATING THEIR LUSUS'S NAME."

"Chill Karkat, no need to be so negative. Besides we got stuff for you guys too. Rose made em." Dave entered the room wearing a ninja costume. How creative. How ironic.

Karkat scowled and glared at Dave. "THERE IS NO WAY ON ALTERNIA YOU ARE GETTING ME IN ONE." Kanaya came over and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Karkat Please Calm Yourself. I Am Positive You Will Love Your Costume. After All, I Helped Make It." Rose and Jade entered the room, handing out the hand-made costumes to the trolls.

"Ok guys! Go find some rooms to change into these in!" Jade exclaimed with an over-excited smile on her face. The first one to be done was Kanaya.

"Rose Darling, This Is Simply Wonderful." She was wearing a Greek goddess like dress and a balance scale in her left hand. Gold lace sandals went up to her knee and a small gold leaf crown resided on her head. A Virgo.

Gamzee came out not too long after in a...circus clown outfit but, he was carrying his clubs around with...blood on them?! Wait, stop John, you're imagining things, that's fake blood. Gamzee also had a red nose on top of his normal one and his usual lazy smile resting on his face. He honked one of his horns which he held in his right hand. "HoNk hOnK."

Eridan and Feferi came out at the same time. Feferi was wearing the pink dress of Ariel when she first came out on land, and Eridan the prince's outfit of when he first met Ariel. They looked so cute together.

Next was Sollux and oh god was it funny as hell to see him walk out. Yet he looked pleased with the costume. He was literally in a bumblebee costume, with the little butt and stinger and everything. It was so funny looking that John held back a snicker and although you couldn't see it, Dave's eyes shone with the image of laughter as a corner of his mouth turned up slightly.

Then came Vriska and Aradia. Vriska was a "sexy" spider lady with spiderweb fishnet stockings, knee high boots, a webbed short dress with fishnet spider gloves and...six fake spider arms attached to hers. Yeah, very...sexy Vriska. Aradia on the other hand was Indiana Jones. Plain and simple.

Equius and Nepeta seemed to enjoy their costumes. Nepeta was in a cute anime cat lady costume, curtesy of Dirk, and Equius in a unicorn onesie. Yes, you heard me right, a onesie. Terezi followed suite not too long after in a majestic dragon onesie and a red tie.

Tavros and his robotic legs took first place in the cute category as he carefully walked downstairs in a Pupa Pan outfit. So cuuute!

We waited around for about 5 more minutes and Karkat never came. Terezi sniffed him out at knocked on his door.

"K4RKL3S Y0U H4V3 T0 C0M3 0UT 0F TH31R S0M3D4Y." No answer. Dave came up behind her and also knocked. "Yo, Karks, Rose told me what your costume was. Don't be such a baby and just come out. It can't be any worse than bumblebee over there." Sollux shot him a glare.

"II liike my co2tume thank you."

The knob slowly turned and Dave and Terezi backed up down the hallway. Out emerged the- oh my god it is worse. John and Dave literally couldn't hold back their laughter. Jade was giggling like an idiot and Rose was chuckling to herself along with Kanaya. Sollux jeered at him and laughed. Vriska was cackling like a mad man. Gamzee didn't understand what was going on. Nepeta thought he looked cute. Equius didn't care, Tavros was busy getting down the last few stairs and Eridan was mocking Karkat while Feferj scolded him.

What emerged from behind the door was the biggest, most humiliating costume of the century. A giant. Red. Crab. Completely with claws and eyes on a headband. Karkat was fuming. The next thing everyone knew was he was chasing down anyone that was laughing swearing his head off at them. Oh wait, maybe the day was more normal than expected.

Oh well, Dave and John got some good footage out of it. Got thousands of views on the Tubes. Guess that makes this Halloween, a success.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!