the madrigals as things heard at school:

Mirabel: SCREW YOU, MICHELANGELO

Julieta: MY TACO CHILD

Camilo: ...my sandwich is soggy and my life is worthless 

Isabela: history is just a bunch of white guys in various time periods yelling at each other :)

Agustin: agaellhrhdfslgdf my face hurts and my shoulder hurts and my legs hurt and OMG WAIT WHAT CASSIE KISSED WHO

Dolores: shut up im eavesdropping

Antonio, standing in a field with his arms out and his eyes closed: shhhh my ancestors are bringing me muffins

Luisa: *throws up because she drank too much water*

Isabela, back with a vengeance: my starbucks water is fancier than yOUR tap water

Pepa: vitamin d vitamin deeeeeee where are you sunshine sunny sun please it's very very cold

Felix: I MIGHT BE SMOL BUT IM TOL ON THE INSIDE

Alma: you marry him, i don't care if you hate him. he's cute.

Bruno: My resident therapy animal is a very small rodent named cinderella and i had another one named supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but it died