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"where the fu## an I?" said muzan after he fell ontop of a rock that's very hot

"hello muzan" said a giant that have red horns, long dark hair and a trident and he is sitting on a thrown that's made out of iron sword?

"who are you?" said muzan looking at him

"sorry I didn't introduce myself yet,i am Satan the ruler of he##!" then Satan turn into a normal human that match the hight of muzan

"so what is going to happen I'm gonna be punish now?" said muzan as he doesn't really care

"of course, you will pay for all your crimes" said Satan as he stand straightly in front of muzan

"then what about the demon? They kill people too, so? Where are they" said muzan as he smile demonicly

"... Oh the demon yeah we decided that they did no wrong so everything they did you will have to tank it" said Satan

Then muzan stab his sharp nail into his arm just to make sure he is still alive

"I'll rather not" then muzan suffocate himself

"..."said Satan looking at the most pitiful thing in the world, the head of the 1st demon king laying beneath his feet

" BAHHH "breathe muzan out of pain

" why did you stop muzan? "said Satan giggling

" you know why "said muzan as he breathe heavily on the ground

" of course I do, you are immortal here, you can't die, but you will feel pain maybe even twice the pain if I want "

" you beast!!! "

" no I am Satan, and if you want to know you can still die if you want"!

"HOW?!" said muzan angrily then Satan touch him,muzan body start to cremate

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! " shout muzan in pain but he still burn until his last body part got turn into dust, and everything that happened he can feel it to the full extent

Once muzan body turn to dust he fell down again

"that's how you die, did you enjoy it?" said Satan laughing

"... So how many times do I have to die?" said muzan excepting his fate

"let's see every life you ruin count as 2 including the family members that got mentally hurt, the one you kill and all around fu## up so about 4 million death will be fine or even more if I am feeling generous" said Satan

"..." said muzan

"oh yeah and there is two person that are here to viste you" said Satan

"who are they?"

"one is a man with silver hair and rainbow eyes he is one of your demon"

"where is he now?!"

"he is in there killing himself, he said" heaven is not fun "then he jump straight to lave when he came here to viste"

"typical"

"and the next one is right behind you"

Then muzan look behind him seeing lady tamayo

"why are you here?!" said muzan

"that's rude, she suffered through he## just so she can met you be nicer" said Satan

"why are you here tamayo" said muzan without being nice

"can you leave here for a while Satan?" said tamayo

"yeah sure make it quick" then Satan made a little room for them

"what do you want tamayo?!" shout muzan as he is paralysis to the ground by Satan power

"no no no I just wanted to check on you, just to make sure you are okay" said tamayo with a i don't care about you face

"cut to the case what do you want!" said muzan in angrily

"no no no it's just that I brought someone with me and she really wants to met you" then tamayo pull out a iron crowbar out of her sleeve

"what are you going to do with that?" said muzan sweating

"just so I can check on your body"

"nice doctor?" said muzan

"bad doctor" said tamayo

Then you can hear the sweet sweet sound of crowbar hitting and muzan screaming

"I wonder what they are doing in there, man I really need to get a date" said Satan as he sits outside the door hearing tamayo laughing and muzan crying

9 hour later

"now now let's stop" said Satan as he open the door

"I haven't have inough fun yet!!!!" laugh tamayo

"yeah I don't really care" then he transport tamayo back to heaven

"having fun?" said Satan looking at muzan bleeding in the ground 100% die more then once

"how many death do that count?" said muzan

"that doesn't count since I don't see how many time you die so I guess I count that as one" said Satan

Then the he## finally begin, he been scorch, drown, suffocate, exploded, cut, slice, rip and any death you can think with no time for resting nor sleeping or even sit down

"next lava swim" he kick muzan down into the sea of lava

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" shout muzan in pain

"hello there!" said doma casually swimming in it

"how are you not dead?" said muzan

"I die but I just fall from the sky again its pretty fun here" then doma paddles around

"what the fu##" then muzan burn to death

Then muzan drop to a plate form

"where am I now?" said muzan

"nowhere special, you know I tried to scare you but noting frightens you anymore"

"what do you mean"

"I mean that I finally found the one you are scared of"

"wait so that means?!" then muzan start sweating like a water fall the he take a look back, and saw him yoriichi

"why are you here?!" said muzan as he run to a corner and yoriichi walk to him slowly

"I don't know, I was killing this Satan guy and he said that he will let me meet someone if I let go of him, and oh boy did I not regret it"

"please no" said muzan as he curl himself to a ball

"now tell me muzan"

"no no no no no no no no no"

"Be my bi###"
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Fun fact :yoriichi accidentally go to he## and fought Satan, he didn't mean any of that but things just happened