Undyne: Fuhuhuhu!

Undyne: It's been awhile since I've been asked to do that!

Undyne: *mumbles* mostly because Papyrus has been getting lessons from Toriel...

Undyne: But I have too!!! So now I'm way better!!!

Undyne: *puts on apron and chef hat* Now!!! You punks already know what we're gonna be making!!!

Undyne: THAT'S RIGHT!!! BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIES!!!

Undyne: Toriel has taught me a lot, and now it's time for me to strut my stuff!!!!

Undyne: FIRST OFF!!! YOU GOTTA GATHER THE INGREDIENTS!!! YOU COULD ASK ANY ROCK LYING AROUND AND THEY'D KNOW THAT!!!

Undyne: For this lesson we will be using:

For the crust!!!:
Flour!!!! AND I AINT TALKING ABOUT ASRIEL!!!!(Toriel: "too soon")
Butter!!!
SUPER DUPER ICE COLD WATER!!!!
And Chara's tears!!!!

For the filling:
not half, but WHOLE MILK!!!!
some smooooooth cream!!!!
some POWERFULLY WHISKED EGGS!!!!
Corn Starch!!!!!!!
anti-Chara butter!!!!
some NICE TASTY VANILLA ICE CREAM!!!!
And some more of Chara's tears!!!! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH!!!!

Undyne: NOW!!!

Undyne: HEAT THE OVEN UP!!! TURN IT UP AS HIGH AS YOU-

Toriel: youre going to burn the house down

Undyne: AS HIGH AS SEEMS NECESSARY!!!!

Undyne: While waiting for that, we prepare the crust and filling!!!!!!

*later*

Undyne: OVEN'S READY!!!!!!!!! AND SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!

Undyne: *dropkicks the pie into the oven*

Undyne: I hope you like waiting because WE'RE ABOUT TO DO MORE OF THAT!!!!

Undyne: while waiting I like to wash the dishes we used to prepare everything so Toriel doesn't kick my ass!

*more later*

Undyne: *uppercuts the oven open*

Undyne: PIE'S DONE!!!!

Undyne: It looks pretty neat if I say so myself!

Undyne: but the real test is of taste!

Undyne: OH PAPYYYYRUSSSS

Papyrus: Nyeh?

Undyne: come taste this pie i just made!

Papyrus: Ah! Putting your newly learner skills to use, hmm?

Papyrus: Well! Of course! Anything to support a friend!

Papyrus: *tastes pie*

Papyrus: mmm not bad! Though I have to say, it does taste rather

Papyrus: strong

Undyne: Of course! Fuhuhu!

Undyne: *whispers* i added more flour to make it extra thicc

Undyne: And that concludes our lesson!