(sorry for responding so late, kind of have writers block)

challenge 1

Sarah Slime: so there's another try not to laugh challenge whoever laughs gets slapped in the face. hold let me look for some funny things then will start. 

Archer Pastry: ok, wait slapped in the face? by who?

Sarh Slime: anyone I guess, doesn't matter as long as there's slapping. it could be done by this squirrel.

Random Squirrel: *makes slapping motion with paws.* *then raspberries*

Peter: ok...

Bash: so when are we going to start this thing? 

Sarah Slime: Ok we can start the challenge I got the pictures. 

Sarah Slime: so I have a question, Archer how in the world did you fit in this mr. dinkles disguise? 

Archer Pastry: a long story.

Peter: Scouts have a lot of secrets that are unexplainable. 

Smack: how? *snickers* oh no

Random Squirrel: *slaps smack in the face.*

Pow: huh! Smack just got smacked yo!

Peter: that pun... *snickers* crud!

Random Squirrel: *Slaps peter in the face.*

Peter: ouch :'(

Sarah Slime: Barb has three arms.

Bash: dude that's not very funny, you're losing your touch. 

Sarah Slime: yeah... my writer's block isn't helping... running out of ideas... but does barb look like the grinch in this picture or no?

Archer Pastry: yeah she does... 

Pow: this rock troll chick has a funny smirk *laughs.* oh, mammoth crap! I laughed!

Random Squirrel: *slaps pow in the face.*

Pow: ow! grr... *angry face*

Random Squirrel: o.o

 Pow: *chases squirrel*

Random Squirrel: *runs like heck*

Slamm-oh: *laughs loud* pow is going to tear that squirrel apart!

Sarah Slime: pow don't hurt the squirrel it was just doing its job for the dare! someone slap Slamm-oh while make sure the squirrel doesn't die!

Everyone but Smack: *looks at Slamm-oh and backs up.* Nah I'm good...

Smack: *slaps Slamm-oh in the face*

Slamm-oh: hey what waz that for?!?

Smack: the try not to laugh challenge. 

Slamm-oh: oh...

Pow: *corners the squirrel*

Random Squirrel: my-my what sharp teeth you have...

Pow: *stops confused.* you can talk?!?

Random Squirrel: yeah, and your nuts lady and not the good kind!

Archer Pastry: *laughs by accident.* 

Bash: *slaps archer in the face.* Kaboom lost I win! *laughs.*

Random Squirrel: *runs up to bash and slaps him in the face.* no, no you do not. 

Bash: youch! whatever you stupid squirrel! you're lucky my mammoth isn't here! 

Random Squirrel: ok so lady where's my 6 $.

Sarah Slime: I never agreed to pay you! you just said you help with the challenge 

Random Squirrel: pay or I take your electronics! *takes laptop and phone.*

Sarah Slime: GET EM!

All the party crashers: >:)

 Random Squirrel: oh crud :0

Party Crashers: *Chase after squirrel* 

Random Squirrel: *nervous laughs* *gently puts electronics down and runs for the hills.*

Sarah Slime: Sorry I involved the nutty squirrel guys, thought it just wanted to help the challenge.  

Archer Pastry: I forgive you.

Bash: I don't forgive you, you're always giving us crazy challenges to do! gettin sick of it. 

Every Party Crasher: *gasp*

Sarah Slime: :0 well it's not just me it's the interweb...

Bash: whatever you know what next time there's a challenge for everyone you better partake in it!

Sarah Slime: but I don't want to!

Pow: but it's not fair because you don't do any of the dares.

Sarah Slime: ok fine I'll partake in the dares too now next time the dare is for everyone... I'm nervous...

Challenge 2 for Bash and Archer (I think it's only for Bash and Archer not sure though.)

Sarah Slime: ok challenge 2 is for Bash and Archer to Irritate each other for 24 hours.   

Bash and Archer stare at each other each of them about do something to annoy the other.  

Archer Pastry: *starts poking bash* Hey Bash! hey bash! hey bash! hey bash! hey bash! hey bash!

Bash: stop it Kaboom!!!

Archer Pastry: NOPE *continues to poke his brother.* HEY BASH! HEY BASH! HEY BASH! HEY BASH!

Bash: *trips Archer*

Archer Pastry: *falls* Oof

Archer Pastry: *looks around for bash.* where'd he go?

Peter: Archer! Bash is in our house pod!

Archer Pastry: WHAT?!? *runs inside pod.*

Bash: *eating the last cookie from the jar* 

Peter and Archer both: NOOOO!!!

Archer Pastry: I hate you!

Bash: good!

Archer Pastry: I'm leaving! *leaves*

Bash: Good!

Bash: *realizes* wait... *leaves to go look for Archer.* 

Pow: *snickers* that's so embarrassing! 

Archer Pastry: I know right!

Bash: what the jello you tell my girlfriend?

Archer Pastry: something embarrassing only I would know. 

Bash: you didn't...

Archer Pastry: I did, mom told me when a story that when Bash was 2 years old and I wasn't born Bash had swallowed a toy car and they had to wait for it to come out...

Pow: that's so gross!

Bash: I wish mom never told you that story! hey pow did you know Kaboom wet the bed until he was 5! 

Pow: ok now you guys are just giving me to much information I don't want to know. 

Archer Pastry: Not going to bother me Bash, Pow already makes fun of me.

Bash: *gets microphone* 

Archer Pastry: Don't!

Bash: DID YOU KNOW MY LITTLE BROTHER KABOOM AKA ARCHER PASTRY WET THE BED UNTIL HE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. 

Everyone: *stares at archer* 

Archer Pastry: *blushes embarrassed and hides in his jacket.* 

Bash: >:)

Archer Pastry: *gets megaphone* 

Bash: :0

Archer Pastry: YEAH WELL MY OLDER BROTHER BASH SWALLOWED A TOY CAR WHEN HE WAS TWO!

Bash: stop it!

Archer Pastry: no, you stop it!

the brothers come after each other and start fighting and appear as a cartoon dust cloud. 

this goes on for the rest of the 24 hours the area they are in is trashed from all the fighting and irritating each other. 

Sarah Slime: ok it's been a day and- HOLY M&MS! 

Archer Pastry: yeah the dare got out of hand... *yawn* I think I going bed now *leaves*

Bash: I'm outa here *leaves*

Sarah Slime: so that's the end of the dare, *looks at wreckage* I gotta a lot to clean up... *starts cleaning the place* 

end of challenge 

(I'm going to answer more ask and dare later, I just been having a hard time coming up with answers lately. so it might take longer.)