Shirn Returns to the First Dimension!
Shirn: So, where's Frost, Yurei and the other girl?
Malvar: They're at our house. But you really had to tickle the life out of Yurei, sis?
?th Kuro: But hey, I enjoyed it.
Shirn: (sigh) Let's go get Soulmire and Lauren, before we go to my dimension.
And Then!
Soulmire: Sure, We'll go.
Shirn: That was fast. What about your citizens?
Soulmire: They gave me a week-long break for the holidays.
Shirn: Okay, let's go then.
Soulmire: (fires up the portal gun) First World! (draws a circle with the gun)
Imagine Doctor Strange's portal here.
Me: (coincidentally is in front of them) Shirn! Where the frisk were you?
Shirn: Sorry, Hitsune. Got myself trapped in Malvar's dimension. Our docile and submissive side. Anyway, we still have time before the party, so let's get decorating! Soulren, Soulmire, Malvar and his sisters, wait for us here. We'll be quick. (Gets a box of crates containing decorations and starts decorating the house hastily, but neatly)
An Hour Later...
Shirn: Hitsune, get all Swimmer Aoi's. I'm gonna show something to them. Something really great.
Me: Right-o. (Jumps in a portal to Ibarra's dimension)
Soulmire: You're actually showing it to them???
Shirn: Who said I was joking?
One Aoi collecting Montage later...
2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 12th Aoi: What do want to show us?
Aoi: Something really great?
Me: Shirn, they're here!
Shirn: (shows the accidental clip of ?th Iris Heart breaking ?th Aoi's sanity)
All Aoi's: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Soulren: As expected from Plutie... Scary....
Aoi: I'll never unsee that in my entire life...... (curls in a corner)
Iris Heart: Another me? Isn't that great?
Me: Please don't, Lady Iris.
Malvar: Lady Iris?
Me: You don't wanna know, Malvar. It was horrible. (Remember Bonus Night? After getting endlessly assaulted by her, he started to call Iris Heart, Lady Iris.)
Me: Anyway, enjoy yourself here, Malvar. I still have a lot of gifts to buy. 906 gifts to be specific.
Soulren: It must be hard, Hitsune. To manage a harem that ridiculously big.
Me: Yeah. But one-thirds of it is really the harem. The rest are just the other girls who wants a gift from me. Plus I need to make a special gift for Soulin. *sigh* Wonder how Aguinaldo perfectly manages his harem. (Which is more than Del Pilar, Jaena and Hitsune combined) I even have to give that despair freak Junko both a birthday gift and a Christmas gift. Anyway, see you later, guys. (Leaves the house)
In his mind...
Me: I have got to prepare myself for the upcoming Valentines on February. That chocolate Ares gave me almost killed me last Valentine's.
Back to Shirn...
Shirn: Hey, Malvar. Wanna join us in chaos with the readers? I finally convinced D.V-kun to open the Ask or Dare book again.
Malvar: Sure, I would like to.
Shirn: *sigh* I do hope that we won't mess up this time.
True Fact: Shirn's other ultimate title is: Ultimate Split Personality Student. You'll know why.
Next Chapter: Shirn's Real Life Story.
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