Finding the Diver's Relatives
Me: How about the cursed diver? Nerissa, when did you curse her?
Nerissa: 5 months ago. Why, Darling?
Me: I'm gonna find her relatives. They must be worried about her.
Shira: (browses the web) Shiro, listen to this! (reads the article) Five months ago, Ultimate Diver Nicole Sparks went missing due to unknown cases! That must be her.
Me: Let me see, Shira!
Shira: There's also her last picture before she went diving at the Kyokkirano Ruins. Take a look!

Me: That's her, alright. Now, Nerrissa, can you uncurse Nicole now?
Nerissa: As you wish. Azarath Metrion Zinthos! (Uncurses Nicole)
Nicole: (coughs up water) What happened? Who are you?
Me: Shironeko Hitsune. Nice to meet you, Nicole.
Nicole: How'd you know my name?
Me: (shows phone to her) This will.
After she read the article... and an explanation from Nerissa...
Nicole: Wow... I've been underwater for five months? That's amazing.
Nerissa: Wait, you're not mad or anything?
Nicole: Partly. Only the cursing part. Other than that, it's all good. Wait, I thought Sahuagins are usually mute, from what I've read.
Nerissa: I'm a special case. I was born with the ability to talk, but I don't have the ability to seduce a male, Darling, specifically.
Me: No wonder. Anyway, let's get yourself reunited with your sisters.
Nicole: (nods happily) THANK YOU, SHIRO!!
Nereid: I'll teach you to seduce Shiro then, Nerissa.
Me: (sweatdrops) Nope.
At California, USA.....
Nicole: (facing her house) Ah... Home sweet home.
Me: Guess this is goodbye, huh?
Nicole: Nope. (grabs Shiro's wrist) You're not leaving. I still have to give you my thanks for saving me. (shouts) Linda! Meredy! I'm home!
Linda: [The girl wearing a visor] Sis.... (tackles Nicole) I missed you! Where have you been???
Meredy: [The girl wearing a summer hat] Nicole..... who is this guy? (Points at Shiro)
Nicole: Oh yeah. Meet Shironeko Hitsune. He saved me.
Meredy/Linda: (looks at Shiro) He's great as a husband....
Me: (blushes) But I already have a girlfriend.... in plural form....
Meredy: That's too bad...
Me: But, can we be friends?
MNL: That's fine by us. But we can't promise you that we're going to be more than friends, Shiro. (Winks) Just kidding.
Me: *gulp*
Shira: (sweatdrop) Potential rivals... Can I kill the three of them? (takes out a knife)
Nereid/Nerissa: No.
Meredy: Annie! Ivy! Aqua! Nicole's home!!
AIA: Yay!!! (tackles Nicole)
Me: I think I see a pattern...
Linda: Good thing you noticed, Shiro. Meredy's the oldest, followed by Aqua, Nicole, Ivy, me, and lastly, Annie. If you take our initials, that's were we came from!
Me: (processes what Linda just said) You six are from Manila? What the heck?
Linda: Yep. And we're the first sextuplets born there, so that was the names our parents gave us.
Extra Scenario: The Embarrasing Thing that Kelsa (the cursed pirate) did to Shiro.
Me: (holding the pirate on his back)
Pirate: (still unconscious) Ngnn.... Giant Fried Chicken...... (bites on Shiro's neck)
Me: AHH!! (flinches in pain)
Pirate: Tastes... soo.... good.... Zzz....
Me: (blushing)
Shira/Nereid: (tries their best not to kill her) Grrr....
Me: Finally. Back to the Fifth World Arc. But I still have to give the Nereid a name. Any suggestions? (Even though I expect that no one will reply to this anyway...*OTL*)
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