Finding the Diver's Relatives

Me: How about the cursed diver? Nerissa, when did you curse her?

Nerissa: 5 months ago. Why, Darling?

Me: I'm gonna find her relatives. They must be worried about her.

Shira: (browses the web) Shiro, listen to this! (reads the article) Five months ago, Ultimate Diver Nicole Sparks went missing due to unknown cases! That must be her.

Me: Let me see, Shira!

Shira: There's also her last picture before she went diving at the Kyokkirano Ruins. Take a look!

Me: That's her, alright. Now, Nerrissa, can you uncurse Nicole now?

Nerissa: As you wish. Azarath Metrion Zinthos! (Uncurses Nicole)

Nicole: (coughs up water) What happened? Who are you?

Me: Shironeko Hitsune. Nice to meet you, Nicole.

Nicole: How'd you know my name?

Me: (shows phone to her) This will.

After she read the article... and an explanation from Nerissa...

Nicole: Wow... I've been underwater for five months? That's amazing.

Nerissa: Wait, you're not mad or anything?

Nicole: Partly. Only the cursing part. Other than that, it's all good. Wait, I thought Sahuagins are usually mute, from what I've read.

Nerissa: I'm a special case. I was born with the ability to talk, but I don't have the ability to seduce a male, Darling, specifically.

Me: No wonder. Anyway, let's get yourself reunited with your sisters.

Nicole: (nods happily) THANK YOU, SHIRO!!

Nereid: I'll teach you to seduce Shiro then, Nerissa.

Me: (sweatdrops) Nope.

At California, USA.....

Nicole: (facing her house) Ah... Home sweet home.

Me: Guess this is goodbye, huh?

Nicole: Nope. (grabs Shiro's wrist) You're not leaving. I still have to give you my thanks for saving me. (shouts) Linda! Meredy! I'm home!

Linda: [The girl wearing a visor] Sis.... (tackles Nicole) I missed you! Where have you been???

Meredy: [The girl wearing a summer hat] Nicole..... who is this guy? (Points at Shiro)

Nicole: Oh yeah. Meet Shironeko Hitsune. He saved me.

Meredy/Linda: (looks at Shiro) He's great as a husband....

Me: (blushes) But I already have a girlfriend.... in plural form....

Meredy: That's too bad...

Me: But, can we be friends?

MNL: That's fine by us. But we can't promise you that we're going to be more than friends, Shiro. (Winks) Just kidding.

Me: *gulp*

Shira: (sweatdrop) Potential rivals... Can I kill the three of them? (takes out a knife)

Nereid/Nerissa: No.

Meredy: Annie! Ivy! Aqua! Nicole's home!!

AIA: Yay!!! (tackles Nicole)

Me: I think I see a pattern...

Linda: Good thing you noticed, Shiro. Meredy's the oldest, followed by Aqua, Nicole, Ivy, me, and lastly, Annie. If you take our initials, that's were we came from!

Me: (processes what Linda just said) You six are from Manila? What the heck?

Linda: Yep. And we're the first sextuplets born there, so that was the names our parents gave us.

Extra Scenario: The Embarrasing Thing that Kelsa (the cursed pirate) did to Shiro.

Me: (holding the pirate on his back)

Pirate: (still unconscious) Ngnn.... Giant Fried Chicken...... (bites on Shiro's neck)

Me: AHH!! (flinches in pain)

Pirate: Tastes... soo.... good.... Zzz....

Me: (blushing)

Shira/Nereid: (tries their best not to kill her) Grrr....

Me: Finally. Back to the Fifth World Arc. But I still have to give the Nereid a name. Any suggestions? (Even though I expect that no one will reply to this anyway...*OTL*)

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