Me: (arrives with Chris, (1st) Luni, Lilith, Curse, Mitsuko and Kinen) So, where's Solome, Chris?

Chris: With (5th)Luni. Making some adjustments to the new body she has, after stopping Xavier from jumping off from the highest floor in Club Vinyl.

5th Mukuro: Chris, Hitsune, Luni needs you. (Sees 1st Luni) Our world Luni.

Chris: Eh? Why?

5th Mukuro: Just.. go... Also, I'm going to get Heather and Cyanthia. Luni and Kuro asked me to.

At Luni's Lab.....

5th Luni: Chris, Hitsune, I need more ingredients for the cure.

Me: Can't you just make it out of thin air?

5th Luni: I tried, it never worked on Lunith when she was affected. Anyway, here's the list of ingredients I need. (Finally sees 1st Luni) Another Me!! 😄 (goes from serious mode to duck lover mode)

Me: This is from my world, 5th Luni.

5th Luni: Luni Hitsune, nice to see you, alternate me.

1st Luni: Luni Hitsune? (blushes a bit)

5th Luni: Long story, Luni. (goes back to serious mode) Setting that aside, It seems I'll be asking for your help too. To locate the other girls.

1st Luni: Shiro already told me the details, so let's do this! (goes to the computer and starts tracking)

5th Luni: I didn't expect this, but oh well.

Solome: Luni, I need help, I can't - (enters the room, only wearing a towel)

Me: (eyes gets covered by Mitsuko) Thanks, Mitsu-nee.

Chris: (blushes instantly)

Solome: (stares at Chris for a second, before.....) KYAAHHHHH!!!

Chris: (covers his eyes, still blushing)

- And then, a loud slap was heard around the duck-shaped house.

Timeskip...

Chris: (has a red hand mark on his right cheek) Now that hurt more than my cuts.

Me: Good thing Mitsu-nee covered my eyes. Setting that aside, we're here.

Chris: Hope's Peak? Why here?

Me: According to this, we need a vial of a pure yandere's blood. So my first thought was Kuku or Ellyn.

Chris: There's Yuno and Yuri, Shiro!

Me: You're right. Before that, we need to get a test tube full of concentrated aphrosidiac in Junko's secret room. But even though the room exploded, let's try our luck.

Later....

Me: Two test tubes of concentrated aphrosidiac! Perfect! That's more than we need.

Chris: Uhh, Shiro? We have company.

Me: Huh? (Turns around, and sees 5th Frost) Chris.... Why is she holding a scythe made out of ice?

5th Frost: Chris....

Chris: I don't know, but anyway, we should run. (Grabs me ny the hand and escapes)

5th Frost: You're not getting away, until you accepted my apology!!!

Chris: The yandere side-effect. Well, shoot. (runs faster)

Me: Didn't 5th Heather experienced that too?

Chris: Yeah, but she was saying the apology from the bottom of her heart, unlike.... that. Besides, she's the reason why I experienced hypotermia.

Me: Holy frisk, how many times did you get sent to the hospital, dude?

Chris: Over a thousand, mostly due to my suicide attempts.

Me: That makes sense. Vale, 12:00!

Chris: (immediately goes left)

Me: I suddenly got curious. Which of the cheater girls will you not forgive?

Chris: Vale, Frost, Cindy, Kinen, and a few more. I'll only forgive them if..... they actually mean what they say, since they just used me.

Me: I see. Let's go to Yuno's, quick.

Chris: Okay. I know where she lives.

At her house....

Me: Wait, how do you know her house?

Chris: She invited me here once before.

???: Chris? Is that you?

Chris: Yuno, please come out.

5th Yuno: NO! After what I did to you? I'm a shameless idiot.

Chris: I need your help. Just come out of your room, please.

5th Yuno: O-okay.... (comes out, looking almost like a skeleton, and shadows under her eyes, a lot of scars and bandages on her left wrist) Chris.... (collapses)

Chris: YUNO! (Catches her in time) We need to get her to a hospital! Shiro, can you-

Me: Speak no more. (opens a portal to the nearest hospital)

Chris: Thanks! (lies Yuno on a stretcher)

Doctor: Oh, hello, Chris. That's rare of you to go here with someone injured, not you.

Chris: Ehehe... I guess there were some sudden events that happened.

Doctor: Anyway, I'll be taking care of her.

Me: Oh, doc. Can we have a test tube of her blood?

Doctor: Oh, what for?

Me: A friend of mine decided to make a cure for those Junko had poisoned.

Doctor: Well, I'll be glad to help. Wait here.

A few minutes later....

Doctor: Here you go. Two test tubes. Also, she needs a month to rest.

Chris: Thanks, doc.

Doctor: Stop by anytime if you get hurt again.

Chris: (nods)

Me: Five more ingredients. And what the frisk is a Cyrogen crystal?

Chris: Oh, that! I hear that worldwide legend is living at the top of Mount Everest.

Me: Oh great.

Chris: I second the motion. But I'll risk it. To cure the girls.

At Mount Everest....

Me: We should've went to get the Aerogen or the Pyrogen Crystals first.

Chris: Yeah, but we're already this far, so Cyrogen Crystals first.

Me: That must be it. (points to a cave)

Chris: Let's go. (Hurries inside the cave) Hoo.. that was super cold.

Me: Let's go set up a campfire, it's freezing.

Chris: But there's little oxygen here. I know. (Takes out a Jalapeno)

Me: Seriously? You brought a Jalapeno here?

Chris: Yeah. It's heat will be enough to keep us warm. I did ask one of your girlfriends to deliver me a lot of fire type plants incase Frost or Sylph strikes again.

Me: Makes sense. Anyway, where is that Cyrogen thing?

???: Right behind you, idiot. (Summons an ice ball towards them)

Me/Chris: (dodges) Whoa!

Chris: So the legend was true. (Takes out a survival knife)

Jalapeno: (gets crushed by the ice ball, and instantly creates a row of infernal flames)

???: AAAHHHHH!!! (falls down)

Me: Well, that was fast. We didn't even have to fight.

Timeskip brought to you by an avalanche.

???: Ughhh.... What happened?

Chris: Hey, are you fine?

???: Ahh! Who are you guys? How did you find me?

Me: We're persons who need this. (shows her the list)

???: Oh, so you need to make the Cure for the Brainwashing Poison. Why did you guys go to me first?

Chris: I guess by the arrangment of the list.

???: Oh. I'll go introduce myself. Cyrogen, the water and ice elemental of the five main elements. You can call me Cyro for short. My crystals are just in that passage. Also, you. (Points at Chris) I need to speak with you.

Me: I'll go collect the crystals. (Leaves)

Cyro: So, Chris, was it? You know the legend, right? That the person who is able to defeat us will serve the person forever, right? And that Jalapeno was yours, right?

Chris: (slightly nods)

Cyro: But what you don't know, is that we have to seal the contract before I serve you. (walks closer to Chris)

Chris: H-how? (getting more embarrased by the second)

Cyro: A kiss. So I can link my abilites and powers to you. Wear this first. (hands him a bracelet with five sockets) That's going to be the medium between you and the other elementals. Now, let's do the contracting ceremony.

Timeskip. (I won't get into details on what happened, but it was just a make-out session, from Shiro's view.)

Cyro: Complete. I hereby declare that I, Cyrogen, will now serve Shironeko Crisostomo as my master.

Chris: Haa....

Me: You two done yet, I'm getting frostbite here.

Cyro: Yes, we're done.

Me: Good. While collecting the crystals, this one seems to like me. (Points to a floating crystal on top of his head)

Cyro: That's pretty much common, Hitsune. Anyway, I advise we go to the fire elemental next.

Me: I'm not gonna ask why you know my last name.