Me: So, why am I here, Kaede?

Kaede: Senpai, there's a problem. (Hands him a phone)

Me: (accepts the phone) Hello? Who is this?

???: (from the phone) Aww.... you don't remember us, Commander?

Me: That yandere voice.... Svetlana??

Svetlana: The one and only SU-152, Svetlana.

(Here's what she looks like. From the game Armor Blitz)

Me: Why did you call me all of a sudden? Are the Germans waging a war again?

Svetlana: (laughs) It's not that, Commander. We would like to go there at New Years, since it's been a long time since you went here.

Me: Yeah... A lot happened here. Anyway, just don't go all crazy with the sickle here. It's already chaotic here. And tell everyone else there that she's allowed to shoot Junko Enoshima.

Svetlana: Okay, I understood, Commander. Happy Holidays! (hangs up)

Me: (sweatdrops) Keiko got them to be in the harem, right?

Kaede: A few months ago, when Keiko dragged me there to that country. *sigh* Now I know how it feels to have a lot of rivals.

Ayano: (from the distance) I TOLD YOU!!!!

Me: Then why did you suggest the harem?

Kaede: Because you'll hate us if we fought each other, right?

Me: Oh, right. Sorry, Kaede. Let's go now. I wouldn't want Soulin's chocolates to melt down at the table.

Kaede: About those chocolates.... R.S. Makoto ate them.

> Later.... <

Luni: Why is Shiro... and Akiho chasing R.S. Makoto?

Kaede: He ate Soulin's gift chocolates for senpai. And Akiho caught him eating the chocolates himself.

Akiho: HOW DARE YOU EAT MY SISTER'S GIFT FOR SHIRO!!! (Swinging (insert weapon) aimlessly)

Me: (throwing ornamental explosives at R.S. Makoto) You'll pay for that, you frisking idiot!!

R.S. Makoto: (running away from them) THE DESPAIR!!!

SwapShift Kinen: [Mummy Kinen] What the heck? We just arrived, and it's already madness?

SwapShift Cyanthia: [Idol Cyanthia] Now that's Christmas Chaos. (laughs) And no. This is Sparta! (Attempts to kick SwapShift Kinen)

SwapShift Kinen: (blocks the attack) Don't even start, you meme-loving idol. And I can see your undies from here. (blushes a bit)

SwapShift Cyanthia: KYAAHH!!! (Falls to her knees)

> From the Distance... <

Teruteru: (has the personality back) Now that's quality service. [Don't ask how he got back his perverted mindset.]

P.R. Kaede: (nosebleeding) Agreed.

R.S. Ibuki: Why am I here? Where's Shirn?

> Back to them..... <

Shira: (sweatdrops) And we're back. (Eats roasted fish on a stick)