Warning: This part may get a little mature, so take caution while reading.

Malvar: Shirn, the portal gun's complete now, why aren't you going back?

Shirn: I really don't know myself, really. It's as if I want to stay here a bit longer.

Malvar: I understand. But, if you want to go home, which I think will not happen sooner or later, the gun's over there at the end of the hall.

Shirn: Okay, I got it. Guess I'll hold on to that three-week torture for that despair freak. So, Malvar, get Skylar. We're infiltrating Gacha High.

Location: Gacha High, Back of Storage Shed.

Skylar: Is this really a good idea, bringing Master in this place?

Shirn: Yeah, but school isn't really a safe place to me, anyway, since there are a lot of annoying persons and all.

Malvar: Good point. So, why are we here?

Shirn: While getting the materials for the portal gun, I ended up myself in the kitchen, and saw these couple of pictures there. (Shows the pictures to Malvar)





Malvar: (notices her sister in the first picture) Shirayuki Malvar...

Shirn: Yep. We're here to get her, and while we're at it, knock some sense back to her. And wait, you didn't notice her in the second picture?

Malvar: Eh? (takes a good look at the second pic) Oh, I didn't notice that, but you know where she is?

Shirn: I don't, but I have an idea. (opens a portal to Soulmire's Basilicom) Aoi, can I ask you a favor?

?th Aoi: What?

Shirn: Lure Shira here, by saying, "I have taken Malvar's virginity!! Fight me, Shirayuki Malvar!"

Malvar: (blushes like mad) Are you insane, Shirn? She might cause world war three!

?th Aoi: I don't mind... I can shout that right now!

???: Shout what?

?th Aoi/Shirn: (gets surprised) Holy Cheese Sticks!

Malvar: Naomi! Don't surprise us like that...

?th Naomi: Oh, sorry, Malvar. And wait, what're you three doing here?

Shirn: Getting Malvar's twin.

?th Naomi: Oh, that troublemaker. Let's make a deal. I'll lure her out here, in exchange for something.

Shirn: Let me guess, Malvar's virginity. Then no.

?th Naomi: Not that, although that's a good idea... what I need is new clothes. This school uniform I always have on me had a lot of tears now.

?th Aoi: Yeah, from getting a fight with Kuku thrice a week, before I went off and started causing typhoons and tsunamis everywhere.

?th Naomi: How'd you kn- you know what, nevermind. So deal?

Malvar: Deal. (Shakes hands with Naomi, only to be kissed by her)

Timeskip, brought to you by Malvar blushing madly.

Location: Brodcasting Room, Gacha High

Malvar: We'll go call Noire after we get my twin sis, kay Nao? (Heads to the student council room via portal)

?th Naomi: Alright. Now then.. (turns on mic) Will Shirayuki Malvar please get yourself in the council room alone, wherever the hell you are. (turns off mic, and enters portal into the council room) What now?

Shirn: Just knock her out cold.

?th Naomi: That's easy. (creates a paper fan) Knocking someone's ass off is my thing. For now, Shirn, Aoi. Hide in the closets. Malvar, you lie down in the center of the room. Quick!

Shirn/?th Aoi: (hides in separate closets)

Malvar: (gets some fake blood from Shirn, and puts some on his head and lies down on the floor)

?th Naomi: It's all set. (Hides beside the door)

A litte while later...

?th Shira: (enters room, only to see Malvar on the floor, "dead") No... Shiro... (Falls to her knees) He's dead...

?th Naomi: (sneaks up behind Shira and hits the back of her neck) Nighty night, Shira....

?th Shira: (flips Naomi off) But it's still 10 in the morning, you whacker...... (falls unconscious)

?th Naomi: Malvar, wake up. Mission complete.

Malvar: .....five more minutes, Soulmire...... (lightly snores)

?th Naomi: Heh, as expected from Malvar. He easily falls asleep. (Lifts him up, and makes him sit on a chair) You two can come out now.

?th Aoi: (gets out) Should I tie Shira up?

Shirn: Yeah, you probably should. She might escape if you're being a slowpoke.

?th Aoi: Yeah, yeah. (gets a long piece of rope from the closet she was in)

Shirn: Maybe I should ask her later about where their other sisters are, or they might be just around the school. So, what now?

?th Aoi: Head back to Soulmire's, that's what. I got dibs on carrying Malvar.

Shirn: (slices open a portal back to Soulmire's Basilicom) And go in, quick.

Timeskip.

Location: Planeptune
Time: Noon

?th Neptune: So, is she making any move yet, Soulmire? The one who caused Malvar's submissiveness.

Soulmire: Nope, not yet. Such a shame that his first time was taken by her. I barely managed to make him forget that memory and he still thinks that he's a virgin, before he mysteriously disappeared.

?th Blanc: I swear... I'm so gonna break that asshole's legs so freaking bad, that she's going to be like a Professor X reject. (the Marvel Xavier, not Gacha World Xavier)

Soulmire: For once, I think I'm agreeing with you.

?th Noire: (gets a call from Malvar) Hello? You need help? From what? Oh, okay. I'll be there. (hangs up) Mirajane, I'll head to your place for a while.

Soulmire: Stop calling me by my real name, loner.

?th Noire: And for the millionth time, I'm not a loner. (Transforms into Black Heart, then leaves)

?th Vert: Heh, Mirajane "Soulmire68" Tadakoro-Malvar.

Soulmire: (blushes) How did you....

?th Vert: Idiot. It's not like we all married him. Don't tell me you forgot, Mira.

Soulmire: Oh, right. The nine of us married him. Then a month later before the Ultimate Explosion, he suffered from amnesia by getting hit by one of "her" assaults on us goddesses. (sighs) Hey, Nep. Is there a mission in the guild? I need to cool myself down after all that teasing.

?th Neptune: Ask Histy, not me.

Soulmire: (goes out to find Histy, or Histoire)

?th Vert: I missed that time, really. The time where we pledged to protect Malvar with all our lives, without neglecting our duties as goddesses. (Takes out a picture of them in front of a church)

Note: Please don't get triggered, but imagine Purple Heart, Iris Heart, Green Heart, Black Heart, White Heart, Blue Heart, Violet Heart, Orange Heart, Yellow Heart and another girl standing next to or behind Malvar. The last girl will be a secret, for now.

?th Neptune: Never thought P-ko was attracted to Shiro though. Thank god police didn't barge in during the wedding, since she looks like a really young girl getting married, even as Yellow Heart. (Looks at Peashy, or P-ko, being chased by Nepgear) I'm gonna play some video games, wanna join?

?th Vert: Let's play Mario Kart. Loser has to act like a stalker to Malvar for a week.

?th Neptune/Blanc: Don't regret making that bet, okay Thunder Tits?

?th Vert: Right back at you two.

Location: Russia, an abandoned tank garage.
Time: Around 3:30.

?th ???: It's open for us to join on the fun after being stuck as tanks.

?th ????: To get the only male in this world..

?th ?????: Let's go wreck havoc!

Location: America, at an abandoned tank garage...

?th ???: Listen. We have to not let the Russians and the Germans get the boy, at all costs.

Everyone in the place: ROGER THAT!

?th ????: So, who knows how to fly a plane?

?th ???: More like, can that plane even hold our weight? How will we get to Philippines?

?th ?????: Let's leave it to the light tanks to go there first.

?th ????: Like I said, we need someone who knows how to fly a plane, you cheese eating turtle.

?th ?????: You.... (shoots ???? with her turret)

Location: Germany, abandoned tank garage.

?th ???: (takes a look at a picture of Malvar) So this is what he looks like. He's adorable, and it looks like he's absolutely worthy of being a tank commander. We'll take him, before the Americans and those drunkard Russians do.

Everyone in the place: JA! HE WILL BE OURS!

Sei: [Female Seiya] You'll never take him!

?th ???: Then we'll trick him. It's what I do best.

Ira: [Female I'ba] Shoot. (whispers to Sei) If they knew his flaw, it's going to be WW3.

Sei: Agreed.