Shirn: How many times do I keep falling on portals?? (Thinks) Oh yeah. 89 times a month. Well, this one takes too long to reach the destination.....

One Hour Later..

Shirn: And... I'm still falling. Frisk. Might as well sleep for now. I'm bored.

Seventeen Hours Later....

Shirn: (wakes up) Huh. Seems I reached my undesired destination. (Stands up) I'm at the school rooftop. Wonder who's in here. (Walk away)

When Shirn walks down...

Shirn: (running away) AND THE FIRST THING I ENCOUNTER IS KINEN WITH A KATANA!

?th Kinen: GET OVER HERE!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT MALVAR IS!!

Shirn: Malvar? Another Shiro alternate??  I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!! JUST LET ME GO!!!

?th Kinen: NEVER!!! YOU'RE THE SECOND MALE HERE OTHER THAN MALVAR, SO YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING!!

Shirn: Second Male??? Oh god. It's the WarZone World all over again!!  I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS MALVAR GUY IS!!!! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! When I find that guy, I'm so gonna ask him a frickton of questions.

?th Kinen: I have no choice then. (Takes out a megaphone) Voice Skill: PARALYZE!

Shirn: Quick, Shirn. Think fast! (creates a mirror, and reflects the sound wave) Nope, not happening.

?th Kinen: What?? (gets paralyzed) I... can't move...

Shirn: Finally. (gets close to ?th Kinen, and gets her in a sitting position after tying her up) So, explain to me everything. Who is this Malvar you always shout of, and why is he the only male here? One more, why do you want you hunt him down so badly?

?th Kinen: Because he is our only hope. Malvar is the only male who survived the Ultimate Physical Change Nuclear Explosion.

Shirn: Oh, what's that?

?th Kinen: A failed nuclear explosion that didn't cause fatalities, but it permanently changed all the living males into girls all over the world a year ago. Apparently, Shironeko Malvar was unaffected, since he threw himself in a safety shelter moments before the explosion.

Shirn: God. I think this is Jaena's world and Jacinto's world combined into one. Oh. So, everyone's mission is to...

?th Kinen: Capture him, and repopulate. Good side of the blast was it made us even stronger than before, and it gave supernatural abilities to normal persons. Like me.

Shirn: Oh, I see. Anyway... I'm sure the paralyze effect will wear off in an hour, so might as well get away when I have the chance. See ya. (Jumps from the window and runs off) Guess I'll be stuck here for a long time, huh?  Better find that Malvar and see what personality of mine is he. First location to find, his house.

Moments Later....

Shirn: Okay. Here we are. (casually walks in) Hello?? Anyone home?? Huh. Empty. That's rare. Better check his room then. (goes to his room) And he isn't here. (goes out) Where is that guy?

Timeskip, brought to you by Charlotte Mei banning a hacker.

Shirn: And why is there a mine entrance here at the subway?? (goes near it) Might as well check. (goes inside) It's dark in here. (creates a flashlight) Hello, any goblin- I mean human person in here???

A few hours of walking later... (Man, I create too many transition screens)

Shirn: (gets himself in a lightened up room) Well, no need for this for now. (Hides flashlight) (notices someone)

Shirn: You must be Malvar, right?

???: (gets surprised) W-who are you??

Shirn: Relax, I'm a friend. I'm Shirn Pelagio, Ultimate Author.

Malvar: Oh, well.....yes. I am Shironeko Malvar. Ultimate Animal Tamer.

Shirn: Oh, that's an awesome title. Anyway, what are you doing here? And I suppose you have animal friends in here.

Malvar: Yeah.... and here comes one of them right now...

Tiger: (walks near the two of them)

Shirn: .... (was about to scream)

Malvar: Calm down.. she's harmless... Come here, Skylar...

Skylar: (pounces on Malvar) Master....

Shirn: 😲 SHE CAN TALK????

Malvar: Yeah... The side effect.... of the explosion. Trust me... it took me a hellish month to tame her. Anyway, I haven't seen a male in a year. Where did you come from?

Shirn: I'm from another dimension. I fell in a portal hours ago. And I can't return to my world without either Xin, Shira, or your other alternate, Shironeko Hitsune..

Malvar: Whoa... so that means...

Shirn: Yep. There are a lot of dimensions. We've discovered 8 [2nd-8th, 10th, 15th] differnt dimensions so far, and we managed to fix three. [2nd, 3rd, 6th]

Small Timeskip.

Shirn: I've been wondering. Why are you in here in the first place?

Malvar: It's safe here....

Shirn: Oh yeah. When I went to your house, it was empty. Where are your sisters?

Malvar: Oh them. They're trying to find me too. Although I miss my girlfriend though.

Shirn: Oh? Who is she?

Malvar: Actually, six. Their names are Soulmire68, Plutia, Blanc, Neptune, Noire and Vert. Here's what Soulmire looks like. She's the one holding my poor tail.

Shirn: And just as I thought. Whenever there's a Shiro alternate, there must be a Soulin alternate. Wait just a motherfrisking second, the five goddesses are your girlfriends???

Malvar: (nods) Make that six. Soulmire has the same ability to transform. She's known here as Violet Heart. Although I actually never saw her fight in that form though.

Shirn: Going out is a bad idea, since we might get raped. Also, is there a yandere among your girlfriends?

Malvar: (gets a chill down his spine) I hate to say this... but it's Plutia.

Shirn: 😨 That means....

Malvar: Yep. She's a sadistic yandere. As Iris Heart though.

Shirn: I'm getting goosebumps... (shudders)

Skylar: Master, Shirn, enemy approaching!

Malvar: What?

Shirn: (creates a gatling gun, and gets in a offensive stance) Show yourself!

???: You got me. I surrender. (walks closer)

Shirn: Just to be sure. (ties up the person)

Malvar: Why are you here, Xavier, no. Xavrina? And if you're here... and... (looks behind to see ?th Eve hugging Skylar) And you too Eve?

?th Eve: Nii-san!!! (Tackles Malvar)

Shirn: So, just as Malvar said. Why are you two here? How did you find us?

Xav: We stumbled in this place by mistake.

?th Eve: We're not here to capture you, Nii-san. We were finding a place to hide.

Shirn: From what?

?th Eve: From Luni. She's causing mayhem whenever she goes. And she won't stop it until she finds Nii-san. Mama's lab was completey destroyed by her.

Shirn: From what I heard from Kinen, you got supernatural abilities from the explosion. What are they?

Xav: I can control explosions from my Mixgear, make it implode, and supress them to make a blast, akin to that of Kamehame Wave.

?th Eve: I can just create light weapons, heal with or without the Mixgear, and create a shield.

Malvar: Wait, you encountered Kinen??

Shirn: Yep. And from what I experienced from her, I suppose she has the ability to make sound waves that can cause random effects, according from what she shouts in her megaphone.

Xav: How come you weren't affected?

Shirn: I just reflected the sound waves back at her.

Malvar: That's some fast reflexes.

Xav: Can you untie me now? Now that you know I'm not an enemy.... This rope is starting to chafe my hands.

Shirn: Oops, Sorry. (Unties Xav)