Me: You went overboard, Aera.

Clover: (carrying Chris, who's knocked out)

Aera: It was Master's fault, anyway. He gripped my ahoge. And it turns me on whenever my ahoge is held. So, what's next?

Cyro: The remaining two elementals.

Me: (checks phone) Holy frisk. Kaede's gonna kill me.

Retina: Why?

Me: (Shows the date) August 30. I missed her birthday.

Retina: Speak of the devil, she's here, Master.

Kaede: SEENNNPPPAAAIII!!!! (Tackle hugs Shiro) How could you miss my birthday, senpai? You idiot.

Me: Let me guess, a simple apology's not enough, right? And why are you in your beta form?

Kaede: Yep. I'll just wait till we get to a hotel. And this was Shirn's dare. Stuck for three chapters over there.

Aera: Kaede Arashino of the first world, right?

Kaede: (stands up) Yeah, and who are you girls? (Points at Cyro, Fira and Aera)

Aera: Aera, Wind and Earth Elemental.

Cyro: Cyro, Water and Ice Elemental.

Fira: Fira, Fire and Lava Elemental.

Retina: They're all Chris' servants.

Kaede: Tell me everything after I had my gift. (nibbles on Shiro's cat ear)

Me: (shivers and blushes) S-stop....

Small Timeskip.

Me: Why am I doing this again? (in a tuxedo, carrying Kaede, who's wearing a wedding dress)

Kaede: Your punishment.

Retina: (taking the pictures) My turn next!

Spaz: (holding a light source) This is lighter than I thought.

One Night Later....

Chris: (wakes up) Ugh... what happened?

Fira: It's best if you better not know about it. Anyway, we're just missing the Shadow and Hallowed Crystals. Better go get the Shadow Crystals before the Hallowed, then we can go to Luni, so she can finish the cure for the girls Junko had poisoned in the past year.

Me: There's actually one more inredient. One Neutrogen Crystal.

Aera: Oh, Chris already has those. The white crystal that he used to trap those three girls.

Me: Serious?

Chris: I didn't know these were Neutrogen Crystals! I just farmed for Mimics underground, and got lucky with these.

Me: So we only need two more ingredients. Let's rest for a while, before we go on. Those three sapped my energy. Also, free Blaire, Linze and Elze, I think they're starving.

Clover/Eve: (locks all possible escape routes)

Chris: (frees the three)

Small Timeskip.

Chris: I'm not like Lopez, but here. (Places down a plate of food)

Everyone: (digs in)

Blaire/Linze: (trying hard not to show inner self, and calmly takes some food)

Me: (takes out..... a packet of blood?)

Chris: Uhh.... What is that?

Me: Blood. Well, Mistress Arisa did turn me into a vampire, so... I got this habit. (Bites into the bag, and drinks it)

Chris: What about the pure yandere blood?

Me: Oh that. I already sent it to Luni. Your Luni, to be precise.

Timeskip.

Me: Those Shadow Crystals are in the underworld?

Chris: (nods) But... We must get the Lava Waders first in the chest in this world's Terrarian dimension, but....

Retina/Spaz:  You're scared that our counterparts might attack?

Chris: Yeah.

Me: I'm gonna go in first. (Enters portal) Nothing's wrong here. (Dodges 5th Retinazer) Nevermind! Retina, Spaz, I need help!

1st Retina/Spaz: Yes, Master! (Heads in, and transforms into their boss form)

Chris: (puts on Hallowed Armor, and goes in, holding a Minishark) I've never done this before..... (enters the world)

Me: Chris, watch out!

Chris: What do you mean?

Wyvern: IT'S WYVERN TIME!!! (snatches Chris)

5th Clover: Chris, no!! (Summons a train on the wyvern)

Wyvern: (ded, lets go of Chris)

Chris: (gets catched by 1st Retina) Thanks.

1st Retina: Sure. (Safely drops Chris)

Chris: I'd better be quick. (runs to the house, dodging a lot of bullets) (quickly enters the house, and swiftly grabs 10 pairs of Lava Waders) Done!!

Me: What's up with these two? They're tough!

Chris: Sorry, Hitsune. But they're the Expert Mode Twins.

Me: There must be an Enchanted Sundial.... (spots one) Jackpot.

5th Retina: (sees what Shiro had planned, and quickly destroys the sundial)

Me: NOOO!!!

Chris: No choice then.

One Extremely Long Bossfight Later...

(Note: Since we're in Terraria, everyone in the group, but the twins has a fighing class: Shiro, Chris, Aera and Kaede as All User (uses both Melee, Ranged, Magic and Summon) Eve, Clover, and Cyro as Mage, Fira as both Ranged and Melee, and Xin as Melee and Mage.)

5th Twins: (defeated)

1st Twins: Feels odd to hold this. (Holding their trophies)

Me: We better go to the underworld now.

Chris: Yeah. (Traps the two in the crystal)

In the Underworld.....

Fira: And.... Yami is corrupted. Just as I expected.

Yami: (frantically charges at everyone)

Everyone: (dodges)

Chris: I wonder what's going on back home?

Back there.....

Solome: Mitsuko, snap out of it!

5th Mitsuko: I'll never be Chris's light again! (Attacks Solome and 1st Mitsuko) I can't even lead myself to the light!

1st Mitsuko: The corruption influenced her really badly, huh.. (retaliates)

Another Location....

5th Mukuro: (shoots every speaker) Don't hide, KINEN!!! YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE!!

5th Kinen: (hiding behind a speaker)

1st Kinen: (blasts every speaker away)

5th Mukuro: (grabs 5th Kinen) Explain why you cheated on Chris!

5th Kinen: I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!

Again.....

1st Curse: (using Sadi's mace) And.... Done. (Successfully knocks out 5th Curse)

5th Lunith: Thanks 1st Curse.

1st Curse: No problem. I always wanted to do this to my alternate self, anyway.

Back to Chris....

Me: Any weakness of this girl, you three?

Aera: Same as mine, but the wings.

Chris: Fine.... Just distract her for me in return....

Cyro/Fira/Aera: With pleasure. Pun intended.

Chris: (blushes madly) S-shiro, better collect the crystals now, with the others.

Me: Okay. We're not gonna intrude your session. (Pushes everyone else in a ruined house, and starts harvesting crystals)

Cyro: We better do this, now. (Cracks knuckles)

Fira: I'd better leave this here for now. (leaves the videocam on)

Aera: TIME TO PLAY!!

Yami: Hmph. It's no use. (dodges everything) Wait, where's the male???

Cyro: We don't know.... (sarcastic tone)

Yami: Grr.... where is he? I can't let him touch my wings.

Chris: (was about to touch Yami's wings, but slipped onto something, accidentally grabbing her wings tight, and falls down on her)

Yami: KYAAAHHHH!!!! Now you've done it. (changes from a cold tone into a seducing tone) Please give me everything you have, Master.....

Meanwhile...

Me: That's Lilith's corrupted quote, right?

Kaede: Yep.

Me: I wish he will survive from that.

Crystal Prisoners: (realised what Shiro meant) LET US OUT OF HERE SO WE CAN KILL HER!!

Me: Nope. And that's the second time I heard that sentence!

Eve/Clover: (getting more and more jealous)

Timeskip

Cyro: That almost turned the two of us on. (helping Xin carry the crystal prison)

Yami: But thanks to him, I'm back to my lustful self.

Fira: Don't hog Chris all to yourself, Yami. We still have Karuhi to deal with.

Yami: At least let me carry him.

Me: I hate to break that conversation, but I need some help here.

Chris: (unconscious)

Shirn: Holy frisk. Chris got laid two times in a row.

Random Person: How is that connected to the plot?

Shirn: It isn't. Anyway, Major Timeskip!

Chris: I can't remember what happened in the last 6 hours, really.

Yami: Nothing happened. You just got.... knocked out! Yeah, knocked out by a red devil.

Chris: Really?

Yami: Yes. Now, just let me sleep with you....

Meanwhile.....

5th Luni: (has the yandere blood already)

5th Mukuro: (dragging an unconscious 5th Kinen) We got her.

1st Curse: (dragging a tied up knocked out 5th Curse) Holy sh*t, this girl is tough.

Solome: (helping 1st Mitsuko) You think? (Body slightly damaged)

5th Luni: Okay, you six finally brought them. (takes out three syringes) Hopefully Chris and Shiro comes back fast. This is my last batch of antidotes. And, what happened to your body, Solome???

Solome: Just some minor damages.

Back to Chris......

Chris: Only one more?

Yami: Yes. The light elemental, Karuhi. Oddly though, she's just above us.

Me: You mean that floating island over there? (Points upwards)

Yami: That's where she lives, alright.

Cyro: I think it's time we send these crystals to Luni. We'll just follow the Hallowed Crystals later.

Me: (splits the crystals in four bags)

Timeskip Again.....

Me: (barely dodges an arrow) Whoa!

Chris: (manages to stand up) I must do this.... even at the cost of my life! (Summons a dark lance)

Cyro: Hey, Karuhi? Still on the light??

Karuhi: . . . . . . Help....  can't control.... myself....

Fira: Did you corrupt her, Yami?

Yami: No, I didn't. I was corrupted too, dolt.

Fira: What did you just say??

Yami: Dolt, got a problem with that?

Chris: (keeps on attacking Karuhi) How??

Magellan: (from inside his mind) Force the contract. Every attack is useless on her, she said.

Chris: Everything else is useless against her, Magellan?

Magellan: Yep. Just kiss her, and it's finished.

Chris: I-if you say so.... (walks to Karuhi)

Me: Hey, stay away from her! She's gonna....

Karuhi: (struggling to stand still) Do... it.... now.....

Chris: (hesistantly kisses Karuhi)

A Few Seconds Later...

Karuhi: (passes out) Ehehe.....

Chris: Sorry....

Fira: What did you just do, Master?

Chris: Magellan told me the every attack you unleash on her will have no effect, unless if I force the contract, he said.

Magellan: (appears from a portal) Actually, it isn't me who said it. It's Karuhi herself.

Elementals: Aahh! Who are you?

Magellan: Shironeko Magellan. 6th world Shiro. Ultimate Nightmare. Anyway, Shiro, shouldn't you be collecting the crystals now?

Me: Oh, right. (goes in the sky house) SERIOUSLY???? WHY DO THE CRYSTALS KEEP ON FLOATING ON TOP OF ME??

Chris: (sweatdrops)

Magellan: Anyway, a wyvern is going to take Chris in three... two... one... now. (Uppercuts Wyvern)

Me: Done. (Drops the bag full of crystals) Let's go home. (Opens portal to Luni's house) Chris, I'll go back to my world. The squad is already searching for me.

Chris: Okay. I do wish you survive from them though.

Me: Thanks. I do hope I survive...