Still at Mount Everest....

Me: We should go down, fast. My legs are numb.

Chris: Same. My hands are cold.

One small avalance caused by Hitsune later.....

Me: Oops. My bad. (Sees 5th Roger and Pina get covered by the deadly snow)

Cyro: Forget the avalanche. Next target is Fira, the fire elemental. I think she still lives in that place.

Chris/Me: Where?

Cyro: Deep inside a cavern in Mount Fuji.

Me: Really?

Cyro: Yeah. Anyway, before we go there, I'll have to teach you and Master how to use the special crystals.

Me: How is this different from the ones in the bag?

Cyro: Good question. The answer is magic power. Those are inedible elemental creation crystals. The ones in your bag are edible and is used for medicine. Sometimes it's used for making beautiful crystal handiworks, with the other four crystals, that is.

One insane lecture later..

Me/Chris: Now this feels cold, literally. (looks at the ice wings on his back)

One flight to Japan.... (with me accidentally slicing one airplane in half)

Chris: Luni, were at Japan right now.

5th Luni: (from phone) The fire crystals, right? Take your time, Chris. Collect as many as you two can. And, was the legend true? That there are guardians protecting it?

Chris: Yeah. Actually got Cyro, the water and ice elemental as my familiar, after one anticlimatic fight.

Me: Hey, we're here, Chris.

Chris: Oh, we're at the location already. Call you later, Luni.

Cyro: Let's go. (enters cave with Shiro and Chris)

Meanwhile....

5th Luni: First me, how's it going over there?

1st Luni: All 97 Poisoned Victims Found. (yes, 5th Junko affected this many persons)

5th Lunith: (looks at the list of girls) Hey sis,(5th Lunith treats 5th Luni as her older sister) where did you say Chris and Shiro was at?

5th Luni: Japan, why?

5th Lunith: Blaire, Linze and Elze were found there by her.

5th Luni: So they're scattered around the world now, huh?

1st Kinen: What are we supposed to do?

5th Luni: Oh yeah. I completely forgot. 1st Luni, track 5th Kinen, Curse and Mitsuko on their locations.

1st Kinen: That means...

5th Luni: Yup. You're going to defeat your 5th world selves.

5th Mukuro: Wait, Kinen cheated on Chris?

5th Lunith: You didn't know?

5th Mukuro: I was being imprisoned by Junko, so everything.

5th Luni: (stops mixing potions for a while) You see....

1 hour's worth of explanations later...

5th Mukuro: So, that's what happened, huh... (eyes become dull and lifeless) I trusted Kinen to take care of him while I'm away, but she did that?

5th Luni: Sad to say, yes.

5th: 1st Kinen, can I go with you on hunting that girl down?

1st Kinen: Okay.....

One duscussion later....

5th Luni: Solome will help Mitsuko, while Lunith will help Curse. Is that okay with you, Solome?

Solome: Okay, I'm in. What about the others who are here? (Points at 5th Heather, Cyanthia, Mondo, Ishimaru and Takemichi)

1st Luni: Oh, they'll help. Cyanthia and Heather are hunting 5th Charlotte Dunois. Since the person they're up against has a mech, from what I've heard from the first world her, I had Xin help me drag a mech, for them, and even our world Charlotte.

Xin: (hands the two a necklace) Here, nya. Dunois will help you with that.

Charlotte: (french accent) Of course.

5th Heather: Are you a boy, or a girl?

Charlotte: I'm a girl!

5th Heather: Sorry, just comfirming. Cause our world Charlotte was pretty much a crossdresser too. Anyway, teach us how to use these.

Charlotte: Sure. Let's go outside first.

At Japan....

Me: Whoa.... So many crystals....

Cyro: Fira! Show yourself!

???: (charges at Chris)

Me: Chris, look out!

Chris: (instantly evades) Thanks, Shiro.

Me: So, you have to defeat her, right?

Chris: Why just me?

Me: I already had the Twins, Kiriya and Hikari as my servants. I can't have more, or else Kaede's gonna break me, really.

Chris: Just help me a bit here! (Clashes swords with Fira)

Me: Fine. (Joins in the fight)

Three Hours Later....

Cyro: (summons ice spikes towards Fira) She's distracted! Do it now!

Fira: Distracted? Oh no. (Melts the ice.) Remember that I'm the lava and fire elemental, Cyro. Ice doesn't work on me.

Cyro: Actually, I just distracted you.

Fira: What?

Cyro: Psyche! Get Dunked On!!

Fira: (gets splashed on by water) Aahhh!!!!

Chris: I didn't think this was actually possible. (holding an empty bucket)

A few hours later...

Fira: Ugh... What happened?

Cyro: Wait, you don't remember anything?

Fira: Yeah, except the part that I got wet. Also, where's the person who defeated me?

Cyro: Over there, exhausted after getting ambushed by your familiars.

Fira: Huh. (notices the faint, but healed cuts on his wrist) Why is he doing this?

Cyro: To cure his loved ones, who got poisoned, and the edible crystals are key ingredients. I still haven't asked why he has those cuts though.

Me: About those cuts, that was attempted suicide. He did it several times, due to extreme trauma the poison did to his loved ones.

Cyro: Oh my god...

Fira: So that's why he is doing this?

Me: Yeah. (Looks at a red crystal on his head) SERIOUSLY???

Fira: Oh, that's pretty much common. Anyway, might as well finish the contract myself.

Me: (goes to collect the crystals)

One Kiss Later...

Fira: Done.

Me: Phew. Finally got a lot of 'em.

Fira: (stands up, and carries Chris) He needs to rest for a while before we get Aera's Aerogen crystals.

Me: Me too. I still have frostbite when we went to Mount Everest.

At the exit.....

Me: So tired....

Timeskip.

Cyro: Man, this guy is easy to carry. (Carrying an exhausted Shiro)

Fira: Same here. As if I'm just carrying a 10 year old.

Cyro: So, how are we going to deal with Aera? That girl's pretty much childish.

Fira: Let's just talk about that when Master and Shiro wakes up.

Somewhere....

5th Blaire: (spots Chris) Chris. What's he doing here? (yandere look)And why is he being carried by another girl? (gets her tonfas, or police batons, whatever you guys call them) It's raiding time. (Follows them)

Timeskip...
With Chris....

Me: (wakes up, only to see Retina and Spaz hugging him) How did you two find me?

Retina: E.S. Luni's tracker. Anyway, Master. You haven't gone back to our world for a long time.

Me: Is sorry enough for that?

Spaz: To be really honest, Master, no. But, we can forgive you in another way. (smiles lustfully)

Me: Frisk my luck. (Gets assaulted by the two)

Timeskip, brought to you by Chris sleeping between Fira and Cyro...

Me: Why are we fighting these girls again, Chris? (Dodges Blaire)

Chris: Honestly, I myself don't know.

Cyro: (blocks Elze's attack) Heh. Is that all?

5th Elze: Tch.

Me: Frisk. This girl is hard to defeat.

Retina: (firing lasers at Blaire)

Spaz: (casting a lot of cursed flame balls) I'm out of mana.... Oh well. (Charges at Blaire)

Fira: (equally matched against Linze) This is getting boring. We should make it faster.

Suddenly.....

???: Aaaahhhhh!! (Falls on top of Blaire)

5th Blaire: (T.K.O.)

Chris: What the heck? Clover?

5th Clover: Hi Chris. Xaiv sent me here to help, along with Eve. There should be four of us coming, but Lyte was busy getting tickle tortured by X.

Me: Just asking, were you affected by Junko's poison, or not?

5th Clover: Actually, I was somewhere else, so no.

Chris: One down, two to go. (Looks at Blaire, unconscious) Who's the other one, Clover?

Xin: Aaaaahhhhh!!!!! (falls on a lake)

Me: (sweatdrops) I'll go save him. (Heads to Xin)

One moment later....

Xin: Thanks, nya. (coughs up water)

Elze/Linze: (still fighting against Fira and Cyro) Just let us have Chris!

Cyro: Yeah, no.

Fira: We know what you two did to him. Just accept it. He'll never forgive you.

Chris: What are they talking about?

Me: Who knows?

5th Clover & Eve:(Forcing a straightjacket on Blaire)

Me: Anyway, what should we do to her? We can't use the portal for now.

Chris: (takes out a white crystal) Here we go. (Makes the crystal shine) Imprisonment! (Traps Blaire in the crystal)

5th Blaire: LET ME GO, CHRIS!!!

Chris: Sorry, you have to stay put in there, until we got the ingredients.

Everyone but the four fighting girls: What did you just do, Chris?

Chris: Oh this? While at the first world, a person named Jena taught me and Jaena to use Imprisonment. I can't use a mirror, but I had a lot of these white crystals, apparently, these had the same features as a mirror, I used it.

Me: Okay, but why are we still talking? Let's help Cyro and Fira!

One fight later...

Linze: Let us go!!! (Trapped in the same crystal as Blaire)

Me: Good thing Spaz had enough mana to distract these two, huh?

Xin: Nya.

Cyro: I just noticed. There are too many of us. Enough to beat the wind elemental, Aera.

Chris: Why? Is Aera a difficult person to defeat?

Fira: Yep. The last time we tried to beat her was a decade ago. My whole army was defeated in a blast, despite that she's weaker than me.

Me: Army?

Fira: We always send out about 100 elemental warriors at each other for fun, since it was kinda boring before we met you.

Cyro: That girl is the Earth and Wind elemental, the fire elementals were easily put out by her wind.

Fira: And man, she is one crazy childish elemental.

Me: I think we're dealing with a Penelope Coconut-like person. Scary....

Timeskip to Iceland.....

Me: This is where she lives?

Fira: Of course. That girl likes open spaces.

???: Ara~ Ara~ Seems I have a new playmate. (Suddenly charges at Chris)

Chris: (quickly dodges) Why me?

Fira: Aera, this isn't playtime!

Aera: Awww~ But I wanna play!!

Everyone in the group: (attacking Aera)

Aera: (swiftly dodges) Again!! Yaaayyy!!

5th Blaire: (inside the crystal) You are one crazy girl.

Aera: Says the person who's wearing a straightjacket.

Fira: Ooohhh!! That's harsh, girl.

5th Blaire: It's not like I wanted to wear this straightjacket!!

Aera: Seriously, what are you? A yandere or a tsundere? I don't know. Maybe you have SPD. [Split Personality Disorder]

Me: (summons scythes and attacks Aera)

Aera: (just dodges, and jumps on top of Shiro)

Me: Ow. I think I know what you meant, Fira.

Fira: Told ya. (Summons more elementals, and orders them to attack Aera)

Cyro: (does the same thing Fira did)

Aera: (sends out a gust of wind)

Elementals: (gets flied out)

Aera: Aww.... I wish I could've played with them a little longer....

Me: This girl should have at least one weakness!

Fira: There is, but it needs luck!

Chris: How??

Cyro: Get close to her, and touch that ahoge! But she's pretty much aware of her surroundings with her fans wth her!

Aera: There is a way, but it's a secret~ (keeps on attacking)

Chris: (thinks of a plan) Hmm.... (idea!) I got it! Fira, Cyro! Attack each other!

Fira: Seriously, Master?

Chris: Just... do it, please!

Cyro: Okay!! (Summons a huge wave on Fira)

Fira: (makes it evaporate) Seriously, Cyro? (finally understands what Chris planned) Is that all you got, Cy?

Cyro: (summons another)

Fira: (makes it evaporate)

- As Fira and Cyro kept on fighting each other, steam and fog surrounded the area around Aera.

Aera: I can't see!! (accidentally drops her fans) Ah!! Where are my fans!! (Frantically searches the ground)

Chris: (walks behind Aera, and due to the mist clouding up his goggles, grips on Aera's ahoge really tight)

Aera: (screams in pleasure) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY AHOGE!!!

Fira: (stops fighting Cyro) Should we tell Master that Aera gets really turned on when her ahoge is held?

Cyro: Nah. Just let her take revenge.

- The steam then fades away....

Everyone but Cyro, Fira, Chris and Aera: (knocked out due to Aera's ear deafening scream)

Chris: (lets go) Ah! I hurt you! Sorry!!!

Aera: (blushing extremely hard) No, Sorry's not..... enough...... (tackles Chris) You flipped the switch, Master... (kisses Chris)

One Moment Later....

The guys who fainted: (wakes up and sees Chris under Aera)

Fira: (holding a camcorder) I can't wait to see their reactions on this. [referring to Luni and the others]

Cyro: (slightly jealous)

Me: (faints due to nosebleed)

5th Clover/Eve: (jealous inside)

5th Blaire/Elze/Linze: (extremely jealous) LET US OUT!!! WE'RE GONNA KILL HER!!!

Xin: (looks away, blushing) We should get the crystals now, nya. (Splashes water on Shiro and drags him away)

After one heated moment....

Chris: (exhausted)

Aera: Oops, I over did it.