After Edd and Tom made you and Matt turn everything in the world to their rightful owners, Edd says he has a surprise for you all.

"Everyone pack a bookbag of essential items. Snacks, water, lanturns."

"Why?" Tom asks.

"Just do it!"

Tom and Matt pack their essential items, Tom most likely having Smirnoff, also Susan, Matt having mirrors. You run to your room and pack your bag with a sketchbook and pencil from your room, then to the kitchen where you grab water bottles and (Favorite Snack). You grab a flashlight and a new pack of batteries as well from the garage. Don't forget to mention your bluetooth speaker and phone.

"Everyone ready!?" Edd yells

"YEAH!" You and Matt scream enthusiastically back, Tom just boredly says it.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE TO THE CAR!" You and Matt run to the red car with Edd and sit similar to how you sat the first time you got in the car, except Matt taking the place of Tord in shotgun. You and Tom sit next to eachother in the back.

"Get comfy, we are going to be in this car for an hour!" Edd says happier than he should be. Everyone groans. Tom tries to open the door, but Edd locks it and starts driving before he can.

Everyone is bored except Edd, who is happily driving. Tom can't play Susan in the cramped space. Matt can't use his mirror, being too big. But you then think of something. You get out your bluetooth speaker.

"What are you doing (Y/N)?" Tom says bitterly, most likely due to being stuck in the car for 55 more minutes.

"GUESS THE SONG AND ARTIST!" You exclaim. Matt gets excited, Tom gets slightly less bitter, and Edd green lights your idea.

There you are, in a car. You turn on your Pandora and hit shuffle, starting at your Heathers station.

You wait just a minute, Paul!
It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!
They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were not lonely verses
in the Lord's great song!

Our boys were pansies, Bill!

Yes! My boy's a homosexual,
and that don't scare me none --
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay son!

"What kinda music do you listen to, (Y/N)!?" Tom questions. Everyone ignores him, bouncing to the music

I've been thinking. Praying.
Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes.
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man.
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan.
I know God has a reason
for each mountain and each flower, and why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
They were not dirty --
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots.
Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one, but now I've learned to love...
I love my dead gay son!

He loves his son, he loves his son!
His dead gay son!

"My Dead Gay Son, in The Heathers Musical, performed by Kurt and Ram's parents." Matt blurts. You nod.

"How do you know this Matt?" Edd questions.

"I love musicals!"

Now, I say my boy's in heaven and he's tanning by the pool.
The cherubim walk him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin' --
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite village person!
They were not dirty --
They just had flair!
They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair.
Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun,
but now I've learned to love...
And furthermore! --

These boys were brave as hell!
These boys, they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
Paul, I can't believe that you still refuse to get a clue, after all that we been through --
I'm talking you and me!

In the summer of '83.

That.... was one hell of a fishing trip.

"Still wondering what you are listening too." Tom says.

"Shush Tom, you know this song is about you and Matt (If you don't ship it, change it)." Tom grunts annoyed and tries to get to you. You scoot away, but he pulls you back and noogies your head, both of you laughing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty - Whoa!
And not perverse -- No no!
They were two stray rhinestones
on the Lord's big purse!

Our jobs are now continuing that work that they begun!

'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead --

They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
They grab a mate and roller skate while Judy Garland sings!
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!

They swing upon the pearly gates --

And wear a pearly necklace!
Whoo!
They were not dirty!
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!

Go forth and love each other now, like our boys would have done.

We'll teach the world to love...

I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!

Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...

Dead gay son!

~55 Minutes later~

Finally you and your parents arrive at a national park.

"We are here!" Edd smiles, then you reach for your phone. "Leave your phones in the car!"

"Fine Edd," everyone puts their phones in the car and grabs their backpacks.

You hold Tom and Edd's hand as you walk inside. Matt is looking at himself in a mirror. Little did you all know that someone volatile was listening.

"You two disgust me!" A woman shrieks.

Tom and Edd turn around, pointing at themselves. Matt is too distracted by himself to notice.

"Yes you two! How can you show that shameless display in front of all these children!" She walks over annoyed.

"What?" Tom questions.

"You two should be ashamed to be in public! And with your two children! You disgust me!" You realize that she is refering to you and Matt as Tom and Edd's children. You barely hold back your laughter, about this woman thinking Tom and Edd were dating, also that Matt is child.... he acts like it but nah. She noticed your quiet snickers.

"What are you laughing about!" She yells.

"Y-you think that M-Matt is a kid and-" she cuts you off.

"THREE PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP!? HORRIFIC!"

"Uh miss.... me and my spikey haired friends aren't dating..... none of us are in a relationship and we are straight" (Sorry shippers, I don't want to start shipping wars.) Edd retorts.

The woman blushes out of embrassment and walks quickly away, without a sorry. You finally let out all of your laughter.

"Be quiet, (Y/N)! That first song caused this" Tom blamed.

"Lighten up Tom, you have to admit, that was kinda funny." Edd says, trying to calm down his friend.

"Fine."

When you all enter the forested area of the park, Edd motions for Matt to put his mirror away, who frowns at this.

"LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!" Edd says excited.

"Ok!" you and Matt enthuse.

"Ok..." Tom of course says boredly, but slightly less bored. He takes a sip from his flask.

"I'll seek first!" Edd starts counting, leaving you, Matt, and Tom to hide. You three run in opposite directions. You pass a clearing, then some animals, trees, and run through a tunnel-like cave, feeling like this was a good spot to stop, you hide behind a rock.

"They'll never find me here!" You think.

And they don't.