You wake up in your room and see a note on your dresser.

Dear Y/N,

Tom, Matt, Tord, and I have left to get more Cola, Smirnoff, mirrors, bacon, and bullets.  You can call me if you have any problems or want anything. We should be back by the time you wake up though. My phone number is 867-5309 just in case.(Tell me what the phone number is from to get a sneak peek of next chapter!)  Be Back soon, Edd

You get up and get dressed in sweatpants and a black T-shirt that has a bigger version of this sticker on it:

You walk out of your room and grab something to eat. Not hearing anyone, they are probably still gone Still not knowing the house, it takes awhile to find the cereal. Once you do find and eat it, you clean up your bowl. You hear gunshots coming from Tord's room. Scared, knowing that no one else is home, you grap your pocket knife from your room and walk closer and closer to Tord's room. You knock on the door, then realize that it had no effect. Slowly opening the door, your pocket knife bared you see.......

Tord. Tord must have not heard you because he wasn't looking at the door. He had this cool high-tech lab at the back of his room and was currently doing target practice back there.

"Hey Tord!" You say, excited to see him. He now jumps and tries to hide the gun behind his back.

"He-Hello (Y/N), wh-what are you doing here?"

"I heard gunshots and thought an intruder was here. Aren't you supposed to be with everyone else buying stuff?"

"Well...... they sorta drove me back after me and Tom fought the entire car ride there. Since you want to be so protective of the house, wanna try?" He holds out a spare pistol.

"Oh no no no,I am not supposed to." You say nervous.

"Who are is in charge of you now?"

"All 4 of you."

"And I allowed you too. So?"

You take the gun and he teaches you the basics. About safety and putting bullets in the barrel, loading, aiming, and firing. He also practiced along side you. Tweaking your techinique and other things. He smiles at you and you smile back.

"You're getting good newbie."

"What is this cool lab thing for anyways Tord?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Laundry Room."

"Ok! This is a neat laundry room. Is this where you keep your model robots?" You ask in wonder as you look at a blueprint for a robot and a tiny model of the robot, but colored.

"Yeeeeep."

You look at everything but don't touch.... even the tempting buttons.

"This plave is amazing Tord! When did you make it?"

"Earlier this year."

"Tord... I heard Tom call you a commie last night what does that mean?"

"Communist."

You almost die laughing. Almost. "How did you get that nickname?"

"Well uh funny story, but to make a long story way shorter, I was put in jail for trying to invade Norway with a communist army." He laughs a little.

"Tom also called you sunshine lollipops. Can I hear the origin of that nickname?"

".... A song I hate, so don't sing it. Please. Or you will be the next in communist jail." You laugh a little. 

"Tord you are the best!"

Tord blushes lightly. "Just don't tell anyone else about the Laundry Room..... If they find out they will want to use it or if they are Tom, they'd want to destroy it."

"Ok, got it! Is there anything else you like to do Tord?"

"Yeah, lots of other stuff." He hides the lab, sits on his bed, grabbing his laptop and pats next to him, signaling for you to sit next to him. You do sit next to him and watch him load up something he called 'hentai'. Lets just say you lost your innocence watching anime girls do the dirty deed with eachother. You don't say anything because you don't want to be rude, but Tord is watching intensely. You are scared of what you got yourself into.

Suddenly the door opens to reveal Edd. "Hey guys, we got back and- TORD ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SHOWING A 13 YEAR OLD HENTAI!?"

"Yeah what's wrong with that?"

"What's wrong with that!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!? YOU DON'T SHOW A 13 YEAR OLD ANIME GIRLS DOING 'IT'!"

"Then do I show them the real stuff?"

Edd facepalms. "No you don't show them any of that."

"But her guardians decide what they do."

"But I signed the papers."

"Fine."

"Anything else you two did while we were out?"

"We did target practice and also talked about interests."

"I am not even asking about that first part."

"I had fun with Tord, Edd!" You pipe up. Tord smiles at you.

"We can have more fun later, not in that way Edd, first we have to eat. Wanna help cook?" You nod. He gets up and you follow. Edd leaves the doorway and leads the way to the kitchen.