Just some funny jokes Au sans x reader

So ya I'm just gonna make jokes like on this yeah so you can also dare Any sans and even me and yourself which is (Y/N) enjoy

Joke #1 with jack and (Y/N) (in this book I'm gonna use 'you' instead of (Y/N) )
And this is not texting ok and this joke is my own joke k
You: hey jack are you the sun?
Jack:no why?
You:cuz yo-
Jack:lemme guess my smile brightens your life? *while smirking*
You:No
Jack:then why sweet cheeks?
You:Cuz YOUR GOTTA GET BURNED SUCKA
ALL SANS AND FRIENDS AND ME: OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OOOHHHHHHHH

Lel

Joke #2
(If Hellen is the teacher in underhigh btw Hellen is from pta and do not own this joke)
Hellen:UGGHH ok who's is an idiot stand up!
You:*stands up*
Others:What?
Hellen:ohh your An idiot then
You:No because I feel bad for you being an idiot standing up on your own
Hellen:....
You:*sits down* take that idiot
Class:Hahahahahahahagga GET PROPER RECK HELLEN

Joke #3 still with Hellen and you
Hellen:*takes a ruler and pointed it at you* there is an idiot at the end of these ruler
Class:*gasp*
You:which end? Your end ok hi idiot

Still with Hellen #4 this is my joke
Hellen:I'm not idiot But your an idiot!
You:hey not idiot But your an idiot I'm (Y/N)
Again OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH

LOL heh

Joke#5 still with Hellen I do not own the joke
Hellen:ok this is for bullies Stick and stone may break bones but words will never hurt me!"
You:*grabs dictionary and throw it at hellen* take that words?

PFFTRR idk ok

Joke #6 you and Donnie I do own this joke
You:Knock knock
Donnie: who's there?
You:I hear
Donnie:I hear who?
You:you hear Darth Vader calling your name.                                                     
Donnie :     _('_')_
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Lel idk but thanks for reads though:3
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