11: BOMBERMAN VS DIG DUG

Monty : So let's start the next episode.

Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.

Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman.

Nora's deafening screech is heard in the theater.

Nora : Yes, we will see the same bomber as me !!!

Ren ( in mind ) : Oh No !

Wiz: And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

BOMBERMAN

Boomstick: Bomberman is a psychopath

ic cyborg slave forced to duel other slaves to the death in dimly-lit maze-like arenas for the entertainment of alien terrorists.

A scene is shown where a cyborg is created and that he is hiding from someone in a dark room.

Ruby ( in nervous) : Looks a little intimidating.

Pietro : Interesting, if it is possible to create robots?

Unexpectedly for them, their thoughts are interrupted by Wiz.

Wiz: No, no, not that Bomberman, Boomstick.

Nora ( in confused) : What ?? What do you mean "not that " ??!!

BACKGROUND:

- Alien Robot Warrior.

- Can Generate Bombs.

- Defender of the Galaxy.

- Uses Explosive to Save Helpless Planet.

- Young & Naive. ( As Ruby )

After these words, an image of another robot appeared. He was short, with beady eyes and fingerless hands.

The audience froze in indignation when they saw this.

Neptune : Really ??!! It can't be true for this to be a participant in this battle!!!

Ruby & Nora : He is so cute !!! Look at those tiny eyes!!!

Wiz: White Bomber, the Bomberman, an alien robot warrior from the planet Bomber who belongs to an intergalactic police force protecting the galaxy.

Boomstick: Oh. Well, his method of saving those planets is blowing the shit out of them, so he's alright with me.

Some of these words made their eyes twitch in annoyance.

Weiss (in disappointment) : It's pointless! How can bombs help save the world?

Wiz: Right! Bomberman cares little for the environment he is supposedly protecting, making him an unpredictable opponent.

Glynds : He doesn't even care about the environment. - She sighed in annoyance.

Boomstick: Bomberman's answer to every problem is... explosions! Got a locked door? Blow it up! Behind on taxes? Blow them up! Have a naggy wife? Blow her ass up, too!

Nora : I found my companion !!! I wonder what kind of bombs he uses??? - After these words, the rest who knew her turned pale at the thought that these two would ever meet.

BOMBS:

- 2-3 Second Detonation.

- Cannot be Defused.

- Upgradeable.

- Can be Kicked & Thrown.

- Can be Powered Up by Being Help.

Boomstick: His arsenal consists of bombs, bombs, and more bombs, which usually take about two or three seconds to detonate. And while the explosions start off small, they can be upgraded to destroy an entire acre all at once. ( 16187,424 m² ) Plus, he can charge a bomb up to over four times its size for maximum destruction.

This impressed them that a small bomb could blow up so much earth. But then they were shocked when they were told that Bomberman could load the bomb.

Peach ( in impressed) : Such a thing can destroy part of the emerald forest. - She says with wide eyes.

Wiz: While blasting his way through planet after planet, Bomberman finds numerous power-ups buried beneath the earth.

POWER-UPS:

- Accelerator.

- Armor.

- Explosion Expander.

- Bomb Kick.

- Power Glove.

- Super Bomb.

Wiz: Bomb Up gives him extra bombs, Accelerator increases his running speed, Armor gives him temporary immunity, the Explosion Expander gives his bombs a power boost, and Bomb Kick Power Glove let him kick and throw bombs at his own leisure.

Most viewers liked the accelerator and armor more than the others.

Boomstick: And when he picks up Super Bombs, you know he means business. I'm talkin' T2: Judgement Day business.

They did not understand what it was about until they were shown a powerful nuclear explosion and, in the next frame, a woman from whom only a charred skeleton remained.

(01:26-01:55)

Spectators were horrified by such a sight, some lost consciousness, others felt sick when they saw the body.

Ironwood ( in scared ) : What power must this bomb have to cause such destruction?

Paradox : The power is approximately 900 kilotons of TNT .

Wiz: Bomberman can also hatch and tame wild Rooeys, kangaroo-like creatures which give White Bomber a distinct advantage in battle.

They began to be moved by the image of the animal, which was a cross between a rabbit and a kangaroo.

Nora : I want one of them!

Ruby : Where can I get them? - Ruby asked excitedly.

ROOEYS:

- Easily Tamed.

- Super Speed.

- High Jump.

- Can Step Over Bombs.

- Sometimes called 'Looeys' or 'Louies'.

- And The Pink Ones Dance!

Boomstick: Each Rooey has a different ability, though generally they are very fast, have incredibly good jumping skills, can step over bombs, and sacrifice themselves for Bomberman if need be. Kind of like Yoshi.

Many are horrified at the thought of using them in this way.

Riby / Nora / Neo / Velvet /Wiess ( in resentfully ) : Who would use these cuties as cannon fodder for survival ?! It's too cruel to be treated like this.

Soon an image is shown of Mario using Yoshi to jump over a ledge while Yoshi falls into the precipice.

For many, this image caused indignation at such an act.

Salem : Here is the answer to your question.

Wiz: Which brings up Bomberman's weakness: his own weapons. If White Bomber's careless, he can easily get caught in his own explosion or trap himself between a wall and his dropped bombs.

Nora : It's absurd, of course, but it does make sense. I myself was undermined by my bombs and grenades.

Weiss ( in disappointment) : It sounds like the huntsman would have been killed by his semblance.

Boomstick: Yeah, Bomberman's pretty good at blowing shit up, but he's not so hot when it comes to defusing his own explosives, but he's survived through a crap-ton of games, leaving behind many smoldering piles of rubble that used to be planets, towns, and families.

Ozpin : This is a very ... interesting person.

Bomberman: I did it!

DIG DUG

Wiz: Dig Dug is an expert excavator and executioner. He consistently traverses the underground to slay dragons.

Everyone ( in shocking) : HE KILLS DRAGONS???

BACKGROUND:

- Real Name: Taizo Hori.

- Honorary Chairman of The Driller Councill.

- Father of Mr.Driller.

- Ex-Husband by 'Kissy' From Baraduke AKA Alien Sector.

Wiz: His real name is Taizo Hori, which literally means "I want to dig". He is also the father of the more recent phenomenon, Mr. Driller.

Most giggled and laughed at the translation of his name, as well as at his father's name.

Yang ( laughing) : What is this name? It's just hilarious!

Boomstick: Dig Dug has two loves in life: diggin' and killin'.

PUMP:

- 15' Ft. / 4,57 m. Harpoon-Like Hose.

- Forcefully Inflates Foes.

- Stuns Enemies for a Short Time .

- Injects 10 PSI / 0,7 kg/cm². Per Jump.

- Pumped Until The Victim Explodes. ( Public: WHAT? )

Boomstick: His main weapon is one of the most cruel and deadly weapons I've ever seen. It's pretty much a cross between a bike pump and a harpoon.

Ruby & Summer : This is a very strange weapon. Even for us.

Qrow : Even if they admit that this is a strange weapon, then it really is.

Wiz: An odd weapon, which I would normally question the efficiency of...

Weiss/Winter/Pietro/Penny/Ruby/Summer : Me too.

Boomstick: But when he stabs you with it, you're gonna wish you die any other way than what Mr. Dig Dug has planned for you.

Adam ( in doubtfully ): How can you kill with a pump? With a harpoon, yes, but with a pump, I can't imagine.

Wiz: The average human body can only take around 15 pounds per square inch ( 1,05 kg/cm². ) of air pressure before death is assured. Every time Dig Dug pumps, over 10 PSI (0,7 kg/cm².) is injected into his victim, quickly immobilizing them. Two or three pumps later, Dig Dug's target combusts.

Boomstick: That is one horrible way to die! Imagine after being impaled, you're then slowly filled with air until you explode. Oh man, this guy is sick!

Soon, they are shown an image where the insides of a bloated enemy are torn out.

From this image, many turned green and quickly ran out of the theaters to empty their stomachs.

Salem ( in scared) : You wouldn't even wish this on your enemy. - She answers with horror on her face.

JACKHAMMER:

- Burrows in Four Direction.

- Instant Start Up.

- Fast & Efficient.

- Can Tear Apart Islands.

Wiz: Dig Dug also has a jackhammer, which he uses to burrow through the earth at an unimaginable speed. He has total control over his terrain and can manuever through the ground just as easily as walking through an empty field, climbing and crawling without slowing down.

Weiss : Such a person would be useful for drilling dust mines.

Boomstick: That jackhammer can even force entire islands to split apart, but the strangest thing is the sound it makes.

Mona ( in confused): And what's wrong with that?

Velvet : Well, they are very loud.

Boomstick: You'd think a jackhammer would sound like this:

From such a sound, most people and Faunuses covered their ears.

Mona : I understand what do you mean .

Lisa : It's good that we haven't invented them yet.

Boomstick: But Dig Dug's sounds like this:

( I didn't find another)

It caused them confusion.

Nora : I wouldn't give up on this.

Wiz: Actually, Boomstick, that sound seems to occur each time he takes a step, not just when he's drilling.

Boomstick / Everyone : So... what? It's his feet?

Boomstick: Man, that would get really annoying. No wonder this guy is a psycho.

Qrow : He's really weird.

Wiz: Dig Dug possesses great physical endurance, climbing and digging tirelessly for unprecedented amounts of time, and yet he is easily defeated when tackled by a tomato with eyes.

Boomstick / Everyone : What?

Raven ( in disappointment): How can someone who can defeat a dragon lose to a living tomato with eyes? - She asks, disappointed.

Wiz: Yes, Dig Dug battles both ferocious dragons and living tomatos.

Boomstick: Who in the hell thought walking tomatos with goggles were on-par with fire-breathing ghost dragons?

Everyone: Agree.

Dig Dug Pumps up dragon three times.

The Dragon explodes.

The Dig Dug level complete jingle plays.

/ DEATH BATTLE /

Bomberman rides his green Louie at ease until Taizo gets in his way.

FIGHT!

Taizo launches a harpoon at him, but thanks to Louie's speed, he dodges and delivers quick strikes that Taizo doesn't have time to react to. When finished with this he leaves behind a bomb which Hiro notices and digs to avoid the explosion. The bomb explodes and a power-up opens on the spot. Bomberman picks him up , but Hiro makes dig under his opponent and makes a hole and stabs him through Louis . He pumps him up and he eventually blow up and in his place there are only scraps of flesh.

Who loves Louie : *yelling * Nooooooooo !

Bomberman screams and comes to his senses. He takes out a bomb and throws it into the pits where Taizo is. He starts digging fast and avoids the explosion. Power-ups are located at the site of the explosion and Bomberman picks up after the enemy. He finds him and kicks the bomb in his direction. He beats her towards the Bomberman and he does the same. This continues several times until Bomberman sends a second bomb to stop the first. They start running to avoid the explosion.

Penny : That's was close.

When it does, Bomberman finds the Super Bomb and picks it up, pulls out the bomb and enlarges it. He throws it away from him and it explodes. The explosion was so powerful that it created a large chasm and Taizo, hanging in the air, falls down next to Bomberman.

Everyone's eyes bulged at what they saw.

Yang : This is a big hole.

Penny : It's not a hole, it's an chasm.

He is about to use it again, but Taizo hits him with a harpoon and pumps him up a couple of times to briefly stop him, but not kill him. Feeling that this thing is about to explode, he makes a quick dig, leaving the robot alone with it. He begins to come to his senses and discovers a bomb. A little later, the realization comes to him that will happen in a second and screams in horror when the explosion occurs, leaving nothing behind.

K.O.!

Ruby : I wouldn't want to die by my own weapon.

RESULTS

Boomstick: Yeah, explosions!

Nora : Yeah !

Wiz: Dig Dug is a difficult opponent for anyone to beat, not for brute strength but maneuverability. Dig Dug had complete control over the terrain right off the bat, while Bomberman was forced to rely on his power-ups for success.

Boomstick: Taking the fight into the ground gave Dig Dug a huge advantage.

Wiz: Even after if it looked like Bomberman took the lead, Dig Dug proved he could control his opponent just as much as he can control his environment.

Boomstick: Bomberman sure went out with a bang.

Wiz: The winner is Dig Dug.

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