he's on the floor upstairs
he has a brown stain on his ass
oh who gave him the drugs?
not me, stop staring
you gave him pills the other day
i didn't give him a needle
don't test me, kid
lay off him, we need to get dad up
he's off his rocker and passed out
which is why i need you to grab his legs

why me? get her to do it
ew, i'm not touching him, he did it himself
just grab his legs!
he stinks, you asshole!
we're taking him to where he don't, now hurry!
just do it, i need to go to the bathroom already
shut up, little miss princess, you lost bathroom priviledges
i wasn't the one who gave him drugs
i wasn't the one who wouldn't help pick up dad

dude!
fine, fine, you owe me five bucks
one dollar is all you're getting
four bucks
one
three?
pick up his two legs before i give you one punch
whatever man, just give me the washington
after we take him out
after you then, admiral shitcelot and his squire
stop leaving the toilet seat up guys!
deal with it, or give me money!
shut up, dirtface!
virgin!