oh my god you're already seated,
there's food right in
front of you, waiting to be eaten
and i just got here -- i
oh jeez, can i apologize? you'll never
forgive me, i know it, i know it
i meant to be here a little bit ago
but my car -- see, my car had
broken down on the side of the street
i had to walk, walk in the rain
don't you see my soaked suit?
please please, don't give me that look
i tried everything i could
i'm here now, that's all that matters
w-what? leave? why, i just got here
you? wait wait wait, hey, no look
it was all a misunderstanding,
i want to stay, i want to eat
i wanted to have dinner with you
i didn't want to pay for your meal
without you taking a single bite
but -- oh, screw it, she can't hear me
through the door with a cling
and a slam, and i should sit down
can i please get some ham?