the measurements are all wrong
there are so many things wrong here
see, look at this line!
it's crooked, you didn't use the ruler right
it's a tool, you need to use it
don't ignore it because you think
you're gonna make something better
without it
there's nothing you can do without it
because it shows you how big or small
something needs to be in real life
i can use it to measure your big,
arrogant head, make sure you know
that it can accurately calculate
how short your attention for school is
how long your laughs last
how middling your friends and your
joking will get you in life
it's nothing against you,
except it really is,
you long-haired asshole