pervy pickup lines
Dean's POV
"Well the fangirls were right." I heard a voice with an accent comment from behind me as I walked through catering, "You got a pretty backside."
I stopped walking at the commented and and half glared before turning around.
"Alright jackass, get some manners." I started to growl, but stopped as I looked at the man behind me.
He looked familiar. He was handsome to say the least. Muscles were defined, strong jawline, his body screamed 'I'm a fuckable piece of shit and you know it', but his eyes showed nothing but innocence.
"Oh." He said with a small laugh and his eyes practically twinkled as he shifted the plate he held from one hand to the other, "My apologies. I just saw you earlier and noticed that your lips looked a bit lonely. Any chance they would like to meet mine?"
"What the fuck." I said while shaking my head, "No. Dude, I don't even know who the fuck you are."
"Well let me introduce myself." He said with a small smirk, "My name's Alice. Wanna let your body be my wonderland?"
"I'd rather punch you in the face and be on my way." I said with a glare.
"With your lips?" He asked with a smirk, "Go ahead baby."
"Don't baby me-" I started but was interrupted by another voice.
"Alright Ambrose." I heard Renee say, "Don't punch the poor boy. I sent him over here."
"You mean to tell me you sent this perv over here?" I said while still glaring at the man before me who had laughed at my statement.
"Perv?" Renee asked as she stood next to the other guy, "That's a new one. Never heard you be described as that. I've heard innocent, and sweet, but never perv."
The man laughed, "Yeah, well he's a bit different. A little tougher. Couldn't pull the good boy stunt. Sometimes you gotta be a devil to get what you want."
"You're more than a devil." I said with a small glare, "More like a demon."
"Spot on Deany." Renee said while rolling her eyes, "Such a good joke. I get it. Hardy har har. Hilarious."
"What are you talking about?" I asked her and the man laughed again.
"I believe she's referring to my gimmick." He told me and laughed again when I gave him a confused look, "You don't know who I am, do you?"
"I thought I made that clear." I pointed out.
He smiled, "Well since you won't sleep with a stranger I believe it's about time I introduced myself. The names Finn Bálor, professional pick up line enthusiast."
"Never heard of you." I said with a shrug.
"Excuse Dean." Renee said to Finn, "He lives under a rock and doesn't know when talent is staring him in the face. Dean, this is Finn Bálor. Longest reigning NXT champion. Just moved up to Monday Night Raw during the draft. He's one of the best wrestlers in the world."
"He ain't beat me." I said with a shrug, "He ain't that good."
"On the contrary." Finn said with a smile, "I believe I'm a pretty good wrestler and I think I could make you tap out in more ways than one."
"Perv." I mumbled and Renee burts out in a laugh.
"Oh that's precious!" She said with a snort, "This is gonna be great."
"What's gonna be great?" I questioned her.
"I asked Finn to help us." She said while patting his shoulder, "Its to fuck with Seth a little and to get him back all at the same time."
"How?" I asked her and she smirked.
"When Seth sees Finn talking to you there's no way he won't get jealous." She pointed out, "He deserves to suffer a bit, and what better way to do that than to make him think your interested in this fine Irish cookie."
I rolled my eyes, "He isn't all that."
"Awh come on Dean." Finn said with a smile, "I'm not that bad. I'm a good guy. Maybe I can take you on a ate, and I'll give you the D later."
I felt my face heat slightly as Renee laughed.
"Oh I get it!" She said, "I'll take you on a ate, I'll give you the D later. Oh that's cute! See, I like Finn. He's funny, he's cute-"
"He's a perv." I interrupted once again.
"Ok, Dean I'm sorry." He said with a sigh, "Maybe I stepped out of line alright. I was just trying to put a smile on your face. I mean no harm, really."
I attempted to glare at him again, but it turned into a sigh instead.
"It's fine." I mumbled.
"I don't know what came over me. I think my ego's a bit tainted." He said and I could see a small smirk playing on his lips, "You see, I would be the hottest guy in the room if it weren't for you being here."
I glared at him again and mumbled, "Perv."
"Pick up lines aren't pervy." He said with a laugh.
"No, you're just a perv." I shot at him and he smiled.
"Well, it seems like your stuck with me for a while Dean." He said with a smile, "Maybe my pervyness will rub on you... Or maybe something else will rub on you."
"You do realize I'm never going to let you touch me, right?" I asked him with a glare while Renee laughed again.
"Sadly I realize that." He told me, "It's a damn shame too because you seem to be lacking Vitamin D and I know just how to fix that."
"Perv."
Finn laughed before turning to Renee, "I go on in a bit. Maybe we can talk after TV is over. I'll be around."
He looked back at me and smiled a bit, "I hope Dean can join us."
"Dean rather walk off the face of the earth." I said with a glare and he smiled.
"Too bad the earth is round." He said with a small laugh as he walked off, "Just like that arse of yours."
I glared at him as I walked off before throwing my hands up and looking at Renee, "Our of all the people on the face of the planet. You choose him."
She rolled her eyes and snorted, "Oh shut up. Finn is the sweetest person on the planet. He wouldn't hurt a fly. He's a bucket of innocent."
"More like a bucket of Perv." I mumbled, "He nothing but a perv."
Renee rolled her eyes, "They were pick up lines."
"Pervy pick up lines." I pointed out, "He isn't slick."
She rolled her eyes again, "You're hopeless."
"What's 'hopeless' is this plan of making Seth jealous." I mumbled.
"Oh really?" She asked while pointing behind me.
I glanced over my shoulder to see Seth sitting at a table by himself towards the corner of the room. His head looked down toward his food, but I could tell that something was wrong with him.
"He looked over here about a million times while Finn was over here." She pointed out and my heart almost broke in half, "He's jealous."
"He looks sad." I mumbled and Renee sighed.
"Well he's not suppose to be happy, Deano." She pointed out and I sighed.
"It's just weird seeing him jealous." I mumbled, "I sorta feel bad."
"Dean!" She partly shouted, "This isn't suppose to make you feel bad. This is suppose to get back at him."
"Well it isn't working." I mumbled as I walked off towards the door of catering, "Tell Finn to forget about it. If Seth wants me he'll come back to me. I don't need another guy to make him jealous for me."
***
Three things.
1. I am SOOOOOOO sorry it's been so long since I've published. I've had a terrible case of writers block, and on top of that I've been studying for my ACT which is next Saturday. I'm stressed and I'm sorry but summer is here and LOOK OUT FOR THEM UPDATES
2. This book is sorta coming closer to the end. And a bigger sweet thing honestly, but I can't continue it this with another book. So no, there will not be a third book. I struggled with writers block all throughout this one.
Plus, I have more books to write (cough*Ambreigns,Rolleigns, the patiently awaited Roman/Randy book, and a ambrolleigns book (THAT RIGHT BITCHES. YA GIRL BOUT TO BOOK SURROUNDED AROUND SMUT INVOLVING ROMAN SETH AND DEAN. FUCK IT. IM EXCITED EVEN IF YALL AINT)*cough)
3. Even though this book is coming to a close, I'm truly bout to fuck y'all up.
No seriously, y'all thought I was done toying with your feelings LOL.
In the words of my boy Braun Strowman "I'm not finished with you yet."
Y'all better hang on to your seat belts, secure your edges, and hold your breath.
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