here's something you weren't expecting.

Renee's POV

"Got any threes?"

"Go fish."

"Got an ace?"

"Go fish?"

"Got any tens?"

I glanced over to the other bed and resisted the urge to roll my eyes.

'Idiots.' I thought to myself as I continued to type away on my phone. Yet they were my idiots so I couldn't complain much.

If you ever wanted to know if 4 extremely large men could all fit on a king size bed then the answer is yes.

If you asked if they were comfortable then the answer is probably no.

But you were to ask me if I cared the answer was also be no.

"I'm done playing this." Roman commented and a bit of corruption followed his stated.

I glance over to see the Samoan slap a set of cards out of his boyfriends hand in frustration and I rolled my eyes again.

'He's so hot headed.' I say to myself as I continue typing away on my phone. Roman's always been hotheaded. That was Roman Reigns summed up in a nutshell.

"Three Beyoncé's in this bitch..." I mumbled as I continued to press the keys.

"Can me and Randy have our bed back?" I heard Roman complain, "This is highly uncomfortable."

"That's actually Seth's bed." Dean commented as I continued typing, "I'm just letting you borrow it while you stay in here."

"You two are gonna sleep in the same bed anyways." I heard Randy state, "I'm still uncomfortable."

"You're not the one who has a two hundred pound man sitting in his lap." Seth spoke, "if you're so uncomfortable then go back to your room."

"You calling me fat?" Dean playfully asked and I mentally rolled my eyes.

That's my best friend for you. A man of pure muscle asking if he was fat.

"You two are not getting this bed back." I respond as I finish up my document.

"What are you typing?" Dean asked curiously.

"The greatest story of all time." I commented as I pressed the save button.

"You're writing a book?" Randy asked.

"She's gonna be Family Dollars best selling author." Roman mumbled and the four of them cracked a laugh while I rolled my eyes.

"Roman you won't know the first thing about writing if I gave you the rules and regulations." I state while rolling my eyes, the night is young and I'm already tired of doing the action, "You have to be willing, patient and have a lot of creativity. Creativity is something you clearly know nothing about since you recycled the shield theme as your own and continue to wear the same vest as your ring gear since fucking 2015."

He rolled his eyes as the boys 'ooo'd' around him. His cheeks turning a slight shade of red.

'Siri, check embarrass Roman off my daily checklist.' I tell myself as I give a small smirk before rising out of the bed.

"Seriously though," I commented, "I wrote a book. It's about us."

"Is this that dumb fanfiction you like to read?" Seth commented.

"Shut the fuck up Seth and let me talk." I say with a grunt.

"Tell us about your story Renee." Dean said with a nod of approval.

"Ok!" I say as I clap my hands together, "The name is this story is entitled 'Dirty Talkin'"

"Sounds sexual." Randy stated.

"In this story Seth cheats on Dean." I say with a nod, "The readers don't know who it is, right? Anywho. So me, Roman and Dean set out to find this bitch and guess who it ends up being? Bam! Seth has been sleeping with the phenomenal one, AJ styles! Oh but it doesn't end there! Finn freakin Balor, the guy with the really nice thighs, almost as nice as Randy's, is trying to get a pice of Seth too! But hell to the no! Bam! Boom! Kick! I come in and save the day. Then Seth and Dean walk off into the sunset and plan their wedding. The end."

They all remain quiet for a moment and I grunt, "This is the part where you tell me how amazing that sounded."

"Only it didn't." Roman commented and I shot him a finger.

"It was very...." Seth trailed, "Uh... it sounded eventful."

"It was an interesting story to hear on the eve of my wedding." Dean mumbled and sent a small glare in Seth's direction, "If you ever cheated on me I swear..."

Seth sighed, "You know I'd never. Plus Styles and Balor are good friends. I'd never see them as anything other than that."

"The story sounded great Renee." Randy told me with a nod.

"Don't encourage her." Roman sighed, "She'll end up making a sequel."

"This is the sequel."

"So you made a first book?"

"That's what sequel means dumbass."

"I pray for anyone who's read this book." Roman states, "Their eyes must burn."

"Yeah like my eyes burn whenever I look at you." I said with a nod and he glare a me which caused me to smirk.

"You two are terribly mean to each other." Seth commented as he attempted to stretch his legs.

"It's our thing." I commented with a shrug. And it was our thing. Well at least now it was.

"Well I'm tired of the arguing." Dean commented as he climbed out of the bed, "I want to sleep. I'm not sure about you guys, but I have a big day tomorrow."

"It's not even 10." Randy protested.

"I don't care." Dean commented as he walked over to the mirror, "I don't wanna have bags under my eyes in the morning. Now everybody who doesn't sleep in this room, out!"

Roman groaned as he rolled out of the bed, knocking cards on the ground in the process, "Oops."

"I'll pick'em up." Seth mumbled as he glanced at the cards on the ground, "See you guys tomorrow."

"I guess that's my cue to go be lonely in my room now." I commented as I made an effort to ridiculously bounce towards the door, "Night guys. One more day Dean's and your officially off the market forever."

Not giving him any time to respond, I immediately close the door behind me. It was a typical Renee move, right? Thought so.

As I walked down the hall, I immediately lose my bounce and boringly trudge my way down the hallway to my room to be alone.

Again.

But then I remember that I haven't published my newest chapters yet. At least that'll give me something to do.

When I reach my room door, I immediately stick the card inside and push it open, the cold air from the dark room immediately greeting me.

Upon entering I immediately plop down on my bed and begin typing again.

"it's officially over. Ambrollins has finally found their happy ending. I really do hope you guys enjoyed this story. Thank you so much for the outstanding support and love you have shown for it. Peace and Reigns."

"Peace and Reigns." I mumbled once more before sighing and pressing the publish button.

***

so everything you thought happened
n e v e r h a p p e n e d

it allll was a scam created by Miss Renee who is actually me.

But I'm not like, Renee or anything.

I wish I was

That's my kqween

ANYYYYWHO, I'll speak more later about THIS little chapter tidbit in the authors note.

This was the last chapter, but there's ALWAYS and epilogue!!!

ONWARD MARCH.