MABEL: yassss!!

Dipper: why would you ship that? Alice was like 12 and renfred was like 30.

Bill: i ship anything mabel ships.

Dipper: i dont ship it.

Author chan: *GASP*

Friend chan: idk who these people r.

Author chan: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

Mabel: 100/10

Dipper: 6/10

Bill: 10/10

Author chan: *still gasping and looking at friend chan* 1000000000000000000000/10