(Suggested by Glockenspielplayer02 thanks I ship it!)

   Dipper turns on camera.
"Hi!!" Pacifica yelled.
"Welcome back to Dipper and Pacifica react to ships!" Dipper said.
"Today we will be reacting to Steven x Connie or Stevonnie!" Pacifica yelled cheerfully,
   "I love this ship!" Dipper said.
   "Me too I loved the episode where they *spoilers skip if you don't like spoilers* fused!" Pacifica said.
   "I know that was such an amazing episode! Connie is like the perfect match for Steven!" Dipper said.
   "Just like us!" Pacifica then dumped him...just kidding water on him and then through a fish on him.
   "PACIFICA!!!" He jumped up and though the fish. "I JUST TOOK A SHOWER!!!"
   "Hehe bye." She tired off the camera.
(Dipper doesn't like showers wow Dipper that's gross XD I'm weird)