(Suggested by Glockenspielplayer02 thanks! This is the last one that Glockenspielplayer02 sent so please send more and no more for you Glockenspielplayer02 anyways to the story)

   Dipper turns on camera.
"Hi!!" Pacifica yelled.
"Welcome back to Dipper and Pacifica react to ships!" Dipper said.
"Today we will be reacting to Ruby x Sapphire!" Pacifica cheerfully yelled.
   "Well this is cannon so yeah..." Dipper said looking down.
   "Wh-what-wait are you saying you don't ship them?!" Pacifica yelled surprised.
   "No...I don't..." Dipper said.
   "Omg Dipper what is wrong with you?! They are like the cutest couple ever!!" Pacifica yelled.
   "Geez calm down it's not the end of the world." Dipper said annoyed.
   "Yes it is the end of the world! Anyways bye guys Dipper's mad!" Pacifica turned off the camera.
(Btw I do ship.)