(Suggested by @Lil_Man9001 thanks! Btw idk why it's not highlighting your name.)

Dipper turns on camera.
"Hi!!" Pacifica yelled.
"Welcome back to Dipper and Pacifica react to ships!" Dipper said.
"Today we will be reacting to...Mabel x Bill?" Pacifica said a bit confused.
"That's a ship?" Dipper asked.
"Apparently." Pacifica replied.
"...No...just no. Mabel is a somewhat sane person and I don't she would date...that-that yellow illuminati Dorrito! If Mabel knew this was a thing she would die. If Bill knew this was a thing he would kill Mabel. So no I don't ship." Dipper crossed his arms.
"Okay so you're going to hate me but I kinda ship it, don't say anything, let me explain. If Bill weren't an old triangular Demond and he were a normal everyday, well not normal everyday insane person that was Mabel's age that would be somewhat excepting. Still it's a bit weird. So I don't really know." Pacifica replied.
"DIPPER!!!!! SOOS NEEDS YOUR HELP WITH CARRYING THIS...what is it again...THING!!!" Mabel yelled.
"Okay so I guess we have to go. Bye!" Pacifica yelled as Dipper turned off the camera.