Chapter 6: Soaring through the skies. Legends of Icarus.
Third point of view
World: ???
Location: Villains' hideout.
Staring at the heroes who are helpless on Soejammy's driving through space, the dark figure was soon to be revealed to be Hades.
Hades: Look at those shrimps. They cannot stop that guy from taking the driver's seat. Kinda brings a smile to my face honestly. I like chaos myself.
Appearing next to Hades out of nowhere, Chronos looks at the projection of the heroes.
Chronos: Yes... Fascinating, isn't it...
Jumping back after being scared, Hades raised his arms.
Hades: Whoa! Gonna have to put a bell on ya. Hate when he does that.
Chronos: And sadly, you will never get a bell on me. I wouldn't even allow you to do it.
Hades: Oh, come on. Just one bell. Just to alert someone when-
The next instance, Hades was up against the wall with Chronos holding his throat.
Chronos: You were saying...?
Hades: Augh...! O-Okay...! Point made...!
Chronos lets go of Hades' throat as the god of the Underworld falls to his knees and coughs. Reigniting his hair, Hades got up and brushed himself off.
Hades: Okay, what do you want? You don't normally show up unless it's something you got cooked up. And trust me...
Hades summoned a cigar and lit it up.
Hades: I do know how to do it~
Chronos: Enough with your jokes, they're as dead as you are.
Hades was about to say something when he pointed to Chronos.
Hades: Wait, wasn't that a joke you made?
Chronos looked back towards Hades as the god raised his hands up.
Hades: Okay, okay. No need to push me to the wall again. I'll take my leave.
Hades was about to walk past Chronos when his robe was grabbed by Chronos.
Chronos: Did I say, "You can leave"? No, I think not.
Hades: Oh, come on! What do you want?? I have places to be. Contracts to sign. Deals to cut corners on. In my defense, what have you done this whole time?
Chronos: Observing and keeping a "watchful" eye on a certain someone.
Hades had a look of just not caring and rubbed his face down to deal with this craziness.
Hades: Yeah, and totally not in a stalker kind of way. That's my thing by the way. Heh heh.
Chronos: Do not joke around with him, Hades. Soejammy has proven to be much of a hassle. Even when he is faced with difficult challenges. The failed attempt in killing them all was fruitless in the Palace of Azad. Because of it, he gained the disk and acquired the power to rewind time on his side. And because of it, he was able to save that woman from dying... TWICE if I need to remind you...
Hades: Yeah... And twice you let them get in the- Wait a minute, why aren't you doing anything about it then?! If you're that focused on taking them out, why don't you just go in???
Chronos looked at Hades with a glare. The look sent shivers down Hades' spine as if signaling him to watch what he says.
Chronos: I would do it. But then I have disposable resources I can use from.
Hades looked at Chronos and thought for a moment before he turned red with anger and fire shooting out of his back.
Hades: "DISPOSABLE"?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO GUY!?
Chronos: A god who is too much of a pansy to do anything when a REAL threat presents itself and rather rely on resources around him as well. Such as Heartless or others to do his dirty work. I recall certain warriors you tried to manipulate...? Say... 10 years ago...? I believe their names started with a T and Z...
Hades' eyes went wide upon hearing what Chronos mentioned as his flames turned back to being blue. A serious look on Hades' face could tell Chronos hit a few nails too perfect that made Hades stop.
Hades: You're talking about that one punk with the Key and "I want to be a hero" guy...?
Chronos: I believe you do. You did make contracts with them, only to try and use them for your goals from the sidelines. I believe I have no reason to explain further.
Hades looked at Chronos and growled at being read like a book.
Chronos: If you want to make yourself useful, place this disk in the middle of their path.
Chronos soon held out a disk with the title "Kid Icarus: Uprising" written on it. Hades took the disk and looked at it.
Hades: Your plan is to put them into another world created by these disks?
Chronos: I believe you may find some "help" from a guy that relates to you... VERY closely.
Chronos began to laugh to himself as Hades shrugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes.
Hades: Give a guy some power, he'll take it to an overactive ride... Yeesh...
With that being said, Hades disappears in a cloud of smoke to do what Chronos said to do.
Location: Gummi Ship.
Zooming through space with a happy look on Soejammy's face, he was firing Heartless to destroy them as he cheered.
Soejammy: YEEEEEHAW!!! WE COOKING HEARTLESS TONIGHT!!! HAHA!!
Everyone was in their seats to allow them to hold onto and have their seatbelts on. Everyone except for Donald as he was trying to yell.
Donald: SOMEONE STOP HIM! THIS PALOOKA IS GOING TO CRASH THE SHIP!!
Soejammy: Oh, come on~ Have some faith in me~
Donald: NOT AFTER YOU BROKE THE STEERING WHEEL AND ALMOST CRASHED MY SHIP INTO AN ASTEROID!!
Soejammy: That was a long time ago in the past! And if I recall, you pulling on me was what broke it in the first place...
Donald: It was NOT that long ago! It happened before we CRASHED INTO THAT JUNGLE!!
Soejammy: And that was in the past.
Soejammy carried on driving... If you can call driving going at practically lightspeed and firing at all Heartless in sight driving, the ship ignoring all the anger radiating off the actual captain of the ship. Everyone watching the scene either sighed, facepalmed or rolled their eyes knowing this scene was going to happen again and again. Talk about Deja Vu or Groundhogs' Day. Getting settled in to cling onto their seats and try to ignore the bickering, the group started talking to each other about what they think they will see in the next world.
Beat: What do you think the next world will be like? Hopefully nothing with crazy Queens threatening your head or a persistent Leopard...
Kitty: Each world has its own different... Dangers and experiences, so I doubt we'd run into anything like that again. I hope anyway...
Goofy: Well except for the Heartless and that Robot. We always see them wherever we go, but good thing we have three Keyblade wielders to deal with them. Along with being able to use magic, and Beat has some good strength.
Sora: What would be the best thing to see is everyone we're looking for all safe. Kairi, Riku, the King, and Beat's, Jammy's, and Kitty friends.
Everyone nodded in agreement to this, but there was some sadness and worry about all the missing people. Jiminy was writing in his journal before noticing this, hopping off Donald's hat and jumping onto Goofy's shoulder to talk to the group.
Jiminy: Well, it may not be easy to find everyone, you just gotta keep believing that you'll find them! And look on the bright side, there may be danger but it's not often you get to go on such a grand adventure and see other worlds. And with everyone working as a team, I just know you'll find everyone soon!
Thinking about what Jiminy said, the group looked at each other before smiling when thinking about the positives.
Goofy: Gwarsh, Jiminy does have a point. As long as we keep working together, everything will work out.
Sora: And me, Kairi and Riku do want to explore different places. They may not be here, but I could always share my experiences with them until we can go together.
As the group smiled, they were unaware of a certain undead god appearing on the top of their ship with his own air bubble around his head.
Hades: Okay... How did Maleficent do this...? Toss the disk and a giant vortex popped up or something? Hmm...
Shrugging his shoulders, Hades began to wind up his throwing arm. Hades then summoned up a pair of baseball gear while spitting some gum out of his mouth to space. An unfortunate Heartless gets hit by said gum on the way by.
Hades: Bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded, two outs and two strikes. Here comes the pitch!!
Getting into a position to throw the disk. Upon releasing it, it began to glow brightly as it sailed towards the front of the Gummi Ship. Soejammy looked to see the glowing disk flying through space as it was leaving a trail behind it. Looking up, he could see Hades on top of the ship with a smug look on his face.
Hades: Adios, kiddos~
Stopping the ship, Hades lost his balance and began to float into space in front of the group. The group stopped their conversation when they saw Hades floating in space, Chibi breaking the silence that fell upon the group in their surprise and confusion at the sight.
Chibi: Is it normal to see people floating in space like this?
Beat: Now that's a first for me.
Kitty: But didn't you fall through space before you fell on the Queen of Hearts in Wonderland?
Beat: That's completely different! I was the one floating, falling, whatever it was! This is my first time SEEING someone floating in space!
Soejammy got up from his seat to see Hades shaking his fist at him for suddenly stopping the ship with him on it.
Soejammy: What the hell is he doing here?!
Kitty: Jammy? What's wrong?
Soejammy was about to answer Kitty, when another vortex appeared before the Gummi Ship and Hades. Hades looks behind him to see himself falling towards it.
Hades: Well, guess I get to see what awaits in this one~
Falling into the portal, the vortex begins to create a vacuum to pull the Gummi Ship in. Soejammy took the controls and began to try and fly the ship away. The vortex was creating a powerful pull as the Gummi Ship couldn't escape from it.
Donald: Floor it!
Soejammy: Ngh!! I can't get the ship free!
Goofy: I feel we've been through this kind of thing before...
Soejammy: That's called Déjá Vu!!
Feeling the propulsion give out, the ship begins to shake and flip backwards towards the vortex. The group began to yell as the vortex soon turned into a world.
World: Land of Gods.
Location: Chariot Master's Tower.
Located high above in a tower, a person faces off against creatures as he dodges to the side. The person looked to be a boy.
???: Okay, I have to ask... Are we there yet?
Interrupting what he was asking, he gets hit by a blast of energy and sent skidding across the ground and onto his back.
???: Ow... Okay... I may have deserved that...
Getting up slowly, the boy was about to continue fighting when a huge tank was aiming at him.
???: NO!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! I HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO FLY!!!
The boy raised his arms and was wanting to block it, when all of a sudden, the Gummi Ship crashed into the tower and onto the tank. The initial impact causes the tank to be destroyed.
???: HUH?! Where did this come from?! ... Yeah! I know right!? It just "poof" out of nowhere!
Talking to himself, the boy was exclaiming what had happened as the door opened up to show Soejammy, Kitty, Sora, Beat, Donald and Goofy who fell out of the ship. Chibi, on the other hand, floats out of the ship with his levitation.
Soejammy: Head... Spinning...
Kitty: Too many stars...
Donald: Never flying my ship... Again...
Beat: Need to... Rest a moment...
Goofy: Gwarsh, that was... A rough landing...
Chibi: It was rather pleasant.
As most of the group was trying to stop the world spinning around them, the boy had stopped what he was doing to try figuring out where the ship came from and who these people were. Jiminy and Mini-Nep had the right idea to hide in Soejammy's pants as the fabric of reality seems to just float in his pants. Popping out to see what was going on, Jiminy was the first to comment while writing in his journal quickly.
Jiminy: Well, my fellow mini companion, I'm very glad we were able to hide safely. I would hate to have been in this crash.
Mini-Nep: Nepu, Nep Nep Nepu!
Soejammy: Curse you tiny people... Using me for your own gain...
Both Mini-Nep and Jiminy just give smiles up towards Soejammy as he just sighs. Deciding that he won't figure out anything by just standing there, the boy got a closer look and poked Soejammy with his bow.
Soejammy: Eh?
Soejammy looked towards the boy as he soon figured out who the boy is. The boy was known as Pit, an Angel for the Goddess of Light, Palutena. Pit has blue eyes and brown hair with a laurel crown on his head. On him was a white chiton, metal cuffs and sandals. Though he has two white wings, he is incapable of flight without help.
Pit: Um... Who are you?
Soejammy: Oh, boy... If it isn't the flightless chicken.
Pit: HUH?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING FLIGHTLESS!?!?
Soejammy: Heh. Spaz.
Pit: Just who are you all?! Where did you come from? And where did this vehicle come from? It was like a "poof", and you just suddenly appeared!
Soejammy looked at the Gummi Ship and then to Pit as he explained.
Soejammy: That? That's always been here.
Pit looked at Soejammy with a sweatdrop, not believing the clearly obvious lie.
Pit: That has not always been here!
Soejammy: It totally has.
Pit: I have been here for a while and not once have I ever seen this vehicle here until now.
Soejammy looked at Pit as he tried to play mind games.
Soejammy: I believe there is another type of vehicle you can ride here?
Pit: You mean the Lightning Chariot?
Soejammy: Uh, no... I'm talking about that fast vehicle OTHER than that. Or maybe one of those hard-hitting shooting tank things. The "Exo-speeder"? "Buttsbot"?
Pit: You mean "Exo-Tank" and "Cherubot"??
Soejammy: Yeah, those.
Pit tried to think, but was being interrupted by something as he began to talk to someone.
Pit: What do you mean? ...Read my mind?? So, he's psychic???
The group, now recovered from the crash, was looking at Pit confused as to why he was seemingly talking to himself, or wondering who he was talking too. Except for the psychic, who knew that Pit was talking to Viridi, the Goddess of nature.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Why are you agreeing with him??? It's almost as if you're TRYING to be gullible again. We have no idea who he or the other people are or where they came from! As far as we know, they could even be working for Hades!
As Viridi said this to Pit, a Skuttler Cannoneer pops into the room and takes aim at Donald. When Donald felt like he was being looked at, he looked towards the enemy and freaked out. The Skuttler Cannoneer fired towards Donald as he jumped up with his mouth wide open. Soejammy, being quick on his feet, rushed in to deflect the blast away to the ceiling.
Pit: Uh, if they're working for Hades, why are they attacking each other?
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Have you ever heard of "acting the part"? They're obviously doing this to trick you, dummy!!
Pit: I don't know... The duck seemed to really freak out when he was about to be shot at...
A new voice came in as it sounded a bit pompous, that being Hades, Lord of the Underworld.
Hades (Telepathy (Pit)): Now, now, Pitty pat. She may have a point~ They may be working for me and just playing great acting~
Pit wasn't looking the least bit happy hearing Hades speak in his mind.
Pit: Okay, the fact you're trying to convince me, they don't work for you.
Hades (Telepathy (Pit)): Aw, come on. You can't put a God down like that. Even if they try tricking you. Not like it isn't that hard to begin with~
Pit: Ouch... And even I feel those Underworld burns...
Soejammy: Probably worse since your loincloth is on fire.
Pit: WHAT?!
Pit looks behind him to check his clothing, it was not on fire. Soejammy began to laugh up a storm with how he tricked Pit as the angel boy crossed his arms and puffed his cheeks.
Pit: Ha ha... Very funny.
Soejammy smirked as Hades and Viridi laughed at Pit.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Ha! Guess a human CAN trick an angel once in a while!
Hades (Telepathy (Pit)): Maybe I should recruit him to the Underworld Army~
Hearing this, Pit reacted to Hades' words.
Pit: Then wait! Then that means they don't work for you!!
Hades (Telepathy (Pit)): Oh, damn it.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Wow... Tripped over your own words in a normal conversation, Hades? Good for you...
Hades (Telepathy (Pit)): Oh well~ Guess that ship has sailed~ But at least I stalled you for time. Got big plans and even a nice chat to be doing later. Toodles~
Hades soon ends talking to both Viridi and Pit as it makes them both confused.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Just what is Hades planning this time...? Well, I guess we better find out later, just focus on the situation at hand now!
Pit: Wait. What about these strangers? I thought Hades and I were the only ones looking for the Lightning Chariot.
Soejammy perks his ears as he grins in thinking something funny.
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Soejammy: Oh~? What's this about a "Lightning Chariot"~?
Pit then realized that he might've said a little too much and Viridi was the first one to ridicule him about it.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): You idiot! How gullible can you be to give away information like that?!
Pit: Me?! You believed Hades had sent these weirdos here as well!
Soejammy: Yeah, standing right here, thank you.
Viridi (Telepathy (Pit)): Just hush up and focus!! We'll talk about this at a save point!
Pit was going to say something next when Soejammy walked up and covered his mouth.
Soejammy: Chottomatte, tsubasa no aru tomoyo. (Translation: One moment if you will, my winged friend.) May I speak to the Goddess of Nature, Viridi, herself?
Pit went wide eyed at how Soejammy knew about Viridi, the others looking confused as to who he was talking about.
Goofy: Viridi? A Goddess? I don't think there is anyone here like that.
Donald: Has the "psychic" got a few screws loose in the head?
Soejammy: First of all... FREEZE RAY!!
Soejammy fires his ice magic at Donald and freezes him in a block of ice again.
Soejammy: Secondly, yes, I am a psychic as I had brought my companions here as something tells me that Pit, the flightless bird-
Pit: Hey!!
Soejammy: And the lovely Goddess of Nature, Viridi, might need our help in saving the Goddess of Light, Palutena~
Viridi and Pit both become shocked upon hearing Palutena's name being mentioned.
Soejammy: In fact... My psychic powers tell me that... Something with the name of "chaos" is behind all of this? Especially turning our flightless bird here into a ring?
Whether it was being called a flightless bird again, or the mention of being turned into a ring, Pit didn't look happy one bit. Viridi was even more of the suspicious side on hearing how Soejammy knew so much. In having caught her attention, she widens the effect of communications.
Viridi (Telepathy): Okay, just how do you know all of this?
Everyone in the group was shocked to hear another voice when there wasn't one in their heads.
Sora: I'm not the only one who just heard a female talking through my head, right?
Beat: Oh, nope. I heard that too. I thought it was my stomach talking to me again, but I ate thirty minutes ago.
Kitty: Ignoring the Saiyan stomach talking in Beat's head, no you're not the only one who heard it. I'm guessing this must be Viridi, Jammy was talking about.
Viridi (Telepathy): Can we STAY on topic here!?
Soejammy: Oh, you mean like "Are we there to the Lightning Chariot yet"~?
Viridi (Telepathy): If I said it once, I'll say it again: NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!
Catching herself, Soejammy could feel like he was being pierced through with eyes of darts.
Viridi (Telepathy): Something tells me you knew I would be triggered by that comment...
Soejammy: Considering that the flightless bird asks that on every level in this mission, yes~
Pit: Hey! I'm an angel for your information! ...Though, I won't deny the fact that I do need help from Viridi or Lady Palutena to fly...
Soejammy: Hence, flightless bird~
Kitty: Can we please stop calling him a flightless bird?! And I agree with Viridi, stay on topic! I doubt she's going to let it drop about how we, or specifically you, know so much.
Soejammy: Because I read Pit's mind.
Soejammy looked towards Donald as the duck was trying to scream out from the ice cube about that comment being made. However, Viridi was the one to say what Donald was most likely screaming.
Viridi (Telepathy): So, you can read minds along with being a psychic? Sure, sounds soooo believable for a simple human.
Sora: Uh... Define "simple."
Soejammy: Okay... Ask me any question that a "regular" human wouldn't know~
Soejammy boasts about taking on challenges as everyone not frozen rolled their eyes or facepalmed, feeling this will go completely wrong somehow.
Viridi (Telepathy): If you insist. Why don't you go ahead and name my age~?
Thinking for a moment, Soejammy smirks as he points to the sky in the direction of Viridi by luck.
Soejammy: Ha! That is a TRICK question! A God or Goddess does not in fact have an age! In fact, Gods and Goddesses are NOT supposed to say how old they are!! But considering the voice and stuff, I would have to say your form is somewhere around... 8 or 10-years old for a little girl~
If Viridi could show her expressions right now, it would definitely be one of pure shock and bafflement as Soejammy had pretty much nailed the bullseye on that question.
Viridi (Telepathy): That's... How...? Just who are you people?!
Soejammy chuckled and waved a finger and looked up to the sky.
Soejammy: All you need to know is that we're here to help.
Soejammy said as he began to go to the Gummi Ship and press a button to send the ship back into space along with summoning a remote for it. Once gaining the remote, Soejammy began to head for the door that leads upward on the tower while Viridi talked to the group.
Viridi (Telepathy): That guy freaks me out...
Pit: Not to mention rude in calling me a "Flightless Chicken."
Beat: Big bro does mean the best, he just has a... Different way of showing it sometimes.
Sora: Extremely different in so many ways...
Donald, having been thawed out by his anger and breaking the ice, yells out.
Donald: AND INCREDIBLY INFURIATING!!!
Beat: Well, honestly you had that one coming.
Donald: And what do you mean by that?
Beat began doing an imitation of Donald being frozen for saying something against Soejammy. Some of the group giggled or laughed seeing this, Donald almost having steam coming out of his ears from the reminder of being frozen.
Donald: You wouldn't be laughing if you got frozen constantly by this maniac!
Beat: Maybe not, but the fact that it's you most of the time has pretty become routine at this point.
The others agreed as Donald turned red with anger. Chiming in on the conversation, Viridi seemed to be getting annoyed by the talk.
Viridi (Telepathy): Not to ruin anyone's parade, but you know what I think about all of this...?
Kitty: What do you think of all this...?
Viridi (Telepathy): That you lot are too weird that the faster we get through this level, the faster I probably don't have to deal with you again...
Hearing Viridi say that, they all had a look on their faces. While they were, Viridi looked around and began to yell.
Viridi (Telepathy): Wait a minute...!! WHERE IS THAT DUMMY THAT WAS INSULTING ME EARLIER!?
Looking around, the others knew Viridi was talking about Soejammy and paled.
Beat: We forgot...
Kitty: ...he ran ahead of us...
Pit: ...Up the path to the chariot.
There was silence for a moment before a big head of Viridi was imagined in everyone's' head.
Viridi (Telepathy): THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! GET AFTER THAT IDIOT BEFORE HE HAS A CHANCE TO WRECK THAT GOOFY LOOKING SHIP!!!!
Goofy soon chipped in when his name was called.
Goofy: But, uh, the ship didn't look like me.
Viridi (Telepathy): GET ON WITH IT!!!
Not wanting to face the wrath of an angry Goddess, everyone decided now would be a good time to just get on with it and follow after Soejammy.
Location: Highest point of the Tower
After what seemed like an hour of climbing for the rest, the others began to breathe hard in the running they did.
Pit: I hate this tower... I hate it...
Kitty: I think one of my lives was used for this tower...
Sora: Not doing this again...
Donald: Grrrr...!!! Where is that lunatic, Soejammy!?
Dashing in a ray of lightning, whooping could be heard as two fast moving chariots could be seen racing across a track.
Goofy: Uh, that kinda sounded like-
Sora: No way that was-
Beat and Kitty: Are you really going to question if it was him...?
Viridi could see clearly as she was messing up her hair in frustration.
Viridi (Telepathy): THAT LUNATIC IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE LIGHTING CHARIOT MASTER!!!
Picking up speed, the camera zoomed in on Soejammy as he held onto the reins of one of the unicorns while holding his Oblivion. Soejammy was chasing after the Chariot Master as he called out to him.
Soejammy: This is pretty fun, dude!! I never thought I'd get a chance to ride one of these Mr. Chariot Master!!
The Chariot Master is that of a blue entity made of flames. A noticeable face could be seen within the flames as the armor of the Chariot Master himself seemed to be jagged and beaten up. Indicating the rider had seen many battles and come out of it with effort to show off his many successes. The only features which are notable for his face are his eyes and teeth glowing a white color.
Chariot Master: Yes. Phos and Lux are my sole companions. Just as they have kept my previous master company, they too have been there for me all this time. Such as my name that best suits me when I hold these reins.
Soejammy: It's a shame that we could only meet like this. I would have liked to have gotten to know you more, Master of the Chariot.
Chariot Master: And you myself. Not once have I seen someone control Phos in such a way. Your control of wielding something so fast is admirable. This will be a fight worth DYING for!!
Soejammy: I'll have to disagree on the dying. But if there's one thing I know, we need this Chariot! If I could have taken it without having to fight you, I would have most definitely returned. But knowing this can't be avoided, I will give you a warrior's death that you so seek!!
Soejammy and the Chariot Master get closer as they clash weapons with each other. The Chariots move faster in a lightning streak that they appear in different places on the track.
Viridi (Telepathy): They're moving so fast!! I didn't think the Chariot could go that fast!!!
Pit: The two seem so into it, they don't even know they are! There they- Now they're-!!
Pit was trying to keep up with the movements of Soejammy and the Chariot Master, but moving at the speed of lightning, it was impossible to keep track of. Goofy soon whispers into Donald's ear.
Goofy: Guess the flying Soejammy done kinda-
Donald: DON'T you say it...!
Beat: But Goofy does have a-
Donald: DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!
When the chariots began to get closer, Soejammy could be heard from a distance as he was yelling.
Soejammy: ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!
When passing by, Donald was suddenly frozen in a block of ice and only him out of the group.
Soejammy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...!!!
Donald began to fume in his block of ice as a fire soon ignited at the top of the block while Beat and Pit soon began to cook wieners over the fire.
Goofy: Is it a good idea to be cooking food right now? Shouldn't we focus on getting Donald out the ice?
Beat: After these wieners are cooked, I'm hungry!
Pit: Same. Climbing that tower for so long really gives a workout, and makes an Angel hungry.
Viridi (Telepathy): I'm surrounded by idiots...
Soejammy: How are you surrounded when you're in the safety of your chamber???
Viridi was about to say something when she grumbled.
Viridi (Telepathy): Just get the freaking chariot already...
Soejammy smirked as he kept clashing with the Chariot Master in a heated struggle as the two lock blades and ride alongside each other.
Chariot Master: You make an excellent warrior. For someone of such clowning around, you make it look like an art to your skills.
Soejammy: Who says one can't have fun in a heated combat? And speaking of turning up the heat...
Soejammy cracked the reins on Phos to speed up as Soejammy kept one hand on the reins and pointed Oblivion back at the Chariot Master.
Soejammy: Eat this!! Hot Shot Special!!
Soejammy soon began to send barrages of fireballs at the Chariot Master. The rider himself tried to dodge the attacks shot at him, but the Chariot Master took some damage from Soejammy.
Chariot Master: Impressive. Using the way ahead of you to your advantage and sending a barrage of attacks from in front of me!
Soejammy: Thanks. Now if only a certain DUCK would appreciate my skills~
Donald got angrier more as the flame on his head grew in size and intensity.
Beat: Nice! Keep it up Bro! Wieners are cookin'!!
Pit: Could we make a feast with this fire?
Goofy: Please be considerate of my friend...
Kitty: We should really be getting him out of the ice...
Appearing next to Beat and Pit, Sora jumped in on cooking food with them.
Kitty: WHY ARE YOU JOINING THEM!?
Sora: We're waiting for Jammy to get what we need, we might as well do something...
Kitty: Honestly, I feel I'm the only adult here...
Viridi (Telepathy): THANK YOU!!! I'm glad SOMEONE isn't a complete moron in this group!
Kitty sweats as she sighs.
Kitty: Should I take that as a compliment...?
Pit: Take it as a compliment, Viridi is never that nice to me...
Viridi (Telepathy): Shut it, flightless chicken who eats floor ice cream.
Pit: First of all, I am NOT a flightless chicken! I am an Angel! Secondly, floor ice cream is still ice cream. It actually tastes good.
Viridi (Telepathy): And like that, you made yourself sound dumber...
Pit raised a finger ready to argue with Viridi, but soon put it down knowing he couldn't. Instead, quickly changing the subject to stop being bullied by Viridi.
Pit: Have we got the Chariot yet? Have we got the Chariot yet? Have we got the Chariot yet?
Viridi (Telepathy): You are NOT doing this again!!!
Pit: Doing what? It's just asking a question!
Viridi growled as she decided revenge wasn't the right time to get Pit back at him.
Viridi (Telepathy): Deep breaths...Deep breaths...Calm down before plotting revenge against the flightless chicken...
Pit: What is that supposed to me-
Viridi (Telepathy): No more questions!! Just focus on the fight to see if we get the Chariot!!
With focusing back on the fight, the Chariot Master soon began to shoot bolts of lightning from Lux at Soejammy.
Soejammy: Ah, right. Lightning can go as straight as it wants...
Soejammy soon began to try and dodge the bolts of lightning aimed for him as he tried to slow back down. When looking behind, the Chariot Master had a sword ready to skewer Soejammy from behind.
Soejammy: GYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Soejammy ducks under the attack as the Chariot Master himself rushes past.
Chariot Master: Quick on the reflexes. How did you train???
Soejammy: It's called: "Flying recklessly through space"
Pit, Beat and Sora were more than happy with the flame growing more from Donald's anger at the reminder of Soejammy driving the ship. It's also most surprising the ice hasn't melted completely around him yet.
Goofy: How cold is that ice Soejammy made?
Beat: Why don't you lick it to find out?
Goofy: Hmm... Okay.
Goofy walked up and soon placed his tongue onto the ice, by doing so, Goofy's tongue then became stuck to the ice.
Goofy: Uh-oh...
Pit: Kinda walked right into that one. I did the same thing like you one time...
Two facepalms were seen by both Viridi and Kitty at the scene before them, both girls thinking the same thing.
Viridi (Telepathy)/Kitty: What did I do to deserve being stuck with idiots...?/What did I do to deserve being stuck with idiots...?
Clashing of blades could be heard as the Oblivion and sword of the Chariot Master grinded against each other. Soejammy and his opponent grunted in trying to push the other back, neither one backing down. It was such a close fight, it was hard to determine who had an advantage or who would win.
Chariot Master: You have much skill, warrior. But even I know you are holding back.
Soejammy: Wh-What are you-
Chariot Master: You have hidden power that I can sense. Power that you can't wield without a resolution. A conviction to draw it out. Heed these words. The power that you can feel, does not come from a want, but from a need. If you seek such power, do so at your own risk. For I see that you are a threat to yourself.
Soejammy: What does that even-
Blocking an overhead strike, the Chariot Master begins to continue fighting.
Chariot Master: Enough talk now!! Finish the fight!!!
The two then began to exchange strikes as sparks were created from each swing. As the next swing took place, Soejammy lowered himself more as he dodged the strike and sliced into the mid-section of the Chariot Master.
Soejammy: You're finished!
Chariot Master: Well done...
With the strength fading from the Chariot Master, he was soon flung off of his chariot while Soejammy saw this and dove after him. The others gasp as they begin to rush in to see if Soejammy was okay. Even if it meant leaving Donald and Goofy alone with each other.
Goofy: Don't worry, Donald. I'm still here with ya. Hyuck.
When Soejammy dove after the Chariot Master, Pit questioned what the whole group was thinking.
Pit: What's happening to you?
Chariot Master: Ah heh heh... I seem to have drowned in his reservoir of strength.
Saying this, the Chariot Master looks at Soejammy.
Chariot Master: You have proven yourself worthy of my Lightning Chariot.
Soejammy: Wait! It didn't want it to end this way!
Chariot Master: This is the only way things can end for an old warrior. I have no regrets. I'm trusting you with Phos and Lux. And the future of this realm.
Saying this, the group's eyes widen when seeing the Chariot Master fading away as they hear Viridi speaking.
Viridi (Telepathy): He was an honorable warrior. Don't let his death be in vain. Now let's go save Palutena.
In a glowing light, the group and the Lightning Chariot were soon pulled into Viridi's realm. Donald and Goofy were forgotten for a moment.
Goofy: Uh... What about us...?
Viridi then began to get Donald and Goofy as she apologized.
Realm: Viridi's
As the group began to appear in a new location, Kitty, Beat and Sora were in awe. The location for her temple was that of an auburn lighting. The place was made of wood as there were roots of trees at the ceiling. While everyone else was just amazed with the place, Soejammy just yawned.
Soejammy: Boooooooring.
Viridi suddenly appeared in front of Soejammy as Viridi looked to be a small child with long blonde hair tied in a ponytail with vines. She wielded a wooden staff and had brown eyes while wearing a red, purple, and pink dress with vines surrounding it. Viridi was red with anger at her place being called the way Soejammy said it.
Viridi: And what exactly makes MY REALM boring to you?!
Soejammy: Hi, shorty.
Viridi gained a tick mark on her head as she tried to swing her fists at Soejammy. But because of her short stature, Soejammy only needed to use his hand to hold Viridi back.
Soejammy: Come on, shorty. I wasn't trying to make you mad.
Viridi: STILL KINDA!!!
Pit: Maybe it's a good idea to stop calling Viridi shorty...
Viridi's anger looked towards Pit when he called her that as well.
Viridi: WHAT?!
Pit: Uh-oh...!!
Viridi soon left Soejammy as he placed his hands in his pockets as the shorty chased the flightless bird. Nobody knew how to react to the sight before them, except Kitty who calmly walked up to Soejammy...And bonked his head with her fist.
Soejammy: Ow...
Kitty: Stop making people mad, you baka!!! Especially those we just met and who we need help from!!
Soejammy: Not my fault. I have an instant need to insult the next person I meet. I can't turn that shit off.
Kitty: First, language! Don't forget we have Chibi with us now!
Soejammy looked to see Chibi playing with Viridi's soldiers as they were just tossing him back and forth to each other.
Soejammy: Yeah... Not that worried about him...
Kitty: ...Secondly... If you make the wrong person mad, then you could get really hurt...
Soejammy: And don't really have to worry. I know who I'm dealing with because I know this place. Viridi may have the power of nature and whatever, but nothing that great up until this point. Most of her stuff was blown up by flightless chicken over there.
Kitty and Soejammy soon looked to see Pit as they imagined Pit as a chicken for a moment as Viridi kept bonking him with her staff while chasing him.
Kitty: I'm never getting this image out of my head...
Soejammy: Good. Because I didn't want it to~
Soejammy began to chuckle as he began trying to look around for the Lightning Chariot.
Soejammy: So, when's the raid on Palutena's Temple? Would love to ride those magnificent stallions again.
Everyone paled in fright at the thought of Soejammy riding the Chariot, except Pit and Viridi, who suddenly stopped running and rushed up to Soejammy with a big head.
Viridi: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE THINGS!!!
Soejammy: They have a name... Phos and Lux? Kinda rude calling them "things."
Viridi got red with anger as she grabbed Soejammy's collar and brought him down to her level.
Viridi: Listen here, and I do mean LISTEN.
Soejammy looked at Viridi with a shocked look on his face.
Soejammy: I only promise to try.
Viridi: The Lightning Chariot is NOT a toy. I repeat, NOT, a toy. This is something we need to get into that temple. If we LOSE this, we are in deep doo-do...
Soejammy: Heh, doo-doo~
Viridi gained many tick marks at Soejammy's stupidness.
Viridi: Is he like this ALL the time?!
Beat: Yep.
Kitty: Completely.
Sora: Always.
Donald: He's the most reckless and annoying person I have ever met!!
Goofy: But he sure is funny.
Everyone looked at Goofy as they deadpanned over his compliment.
Soejammy: And you're one neat friend to have. I know I can always count on you.
Goofy: Hey, thanks Jammy!
Donald: Goofy, for the love of all magic. DON'T thank him!!
Viridi: Please don't... I think I can see Mr. Psychic's head grow from each appreciation...
Soejammy had a goofy grin on his face when hearing them argue about him like this.
Soejammy: Music to my ears~
Viridi and Donald: Every word you say makes me violently angry with you!! OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH THE DUCK/KID!!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
Soejammy: THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Before the fight escalated even more than it already has, Goofy being the peacemaker, quickly intercepted.
Goofy: Gwarsh, we should really be focusing on the task at hand. Don't we need to rescue Palutena?
Viridi sighed as she looked at Goofy.
Viridi: Yes. The reason why we need to rescue her, is because of a being known as: "The Chaos Kin."
Sora: What makes it so bad?
Viridi: How about the fact that it has Palutena wrapped around its claws in controlling her, has an Angel army to control, and was the reason why Pit was sealed away in the Ring of Chaos for three years.
Pit: Trust me, if you put the ring on, chances are that I would have been in control.
Soejammy: Yeah... Not doing that. Don't EVER give my body control over to flightless chicken here.
Pit was fuming in still being called that same nickname while Sora walked up to him.
Sora: Trust me, he does the same with me...
Soejammy: Can-it, Mc. SmileyFace!!
Sora looks at Soejammy with a deadpan look when being called another nickname.
Sora: And my point has just been proven...
Soejammy just chuckled as he had an idea to drive everyone nuts.
Soejammy: Well, I'm just going to go explore. See what this place has.
Viridi looked like she was about to bonk Soejammy on the head with her staff if possible, but Soejammy's group except Chibi all immediately shouted together.
Everyone but Pit, Chibi and Viridi: DON'T YOU DARE!!
Soejammy jumped when his group yelled at him and looked at the others.
Soejammy: What are you all so worried about!?
Donald: Every, I repeat, EVERY time you go off on your own, trouble or chaos always ensues!!
Soejammy: Now THAT is so untrue! I have NEVER been alone to cause any trouble. Who all can vouch for that!?
If there was a cricket in the room, that would be all that was heard with how silent the room was.
Soejammy: It is UNTRUE what he says! I never went off on my own and caused chaos!! I was always monitored by my friends at all times!! Pit knows the feeling with all eyes on him!!
Some of the group has a deadpan look knowing that Soejammy has sneaked off without anyone realizing, but all looked towards Pit who had his own sweat drop.
Pit: Yeah... It's not fun having eyes on you all the time...
Viridi: Well, someone has to make sure that you don't cause any chaos that would cause even more trouble for us... We already have enough to deal with Hades and rescue Palutena.
Sora: But who is this Palutena??? We don't even know about her...
Soejammy: And were you talking about me or Pit when talking about the chaos?!
Viridi was about to answer Sora's question about who Palutena is, but instead looked to Soejammy with a blank expression on her face.
Viridi: I was talking about Pit. But after hearing about you and seeing the chaos you can bring... Thinking about it, I am talking about BOTH of you.
Soejammy and Pit: Ouch, talk about a double slap when it wasn't needed...
Ignoring the comment both Soejammy and Pit made, Viridi looked at Sora to get back on topic and explain who Palutena is. Soejammy, however, looked around the area.
Viridi: Palutena, or Lady Palutena is the Goddess of Light and the ruler of the Angel Realm. Do you live under a rock or something???
Soejammy's friends all hoped Viridi didn't pick up on the sweat drops, not wanting to reveal they're not even from this world as they didn't want to risk her wrath. Soejammy, who was climbing and testing the durability of some roots, called out to Viridi.
Soejammy: I can vouch for the boy, he does indeed live under a rock.
Sora: I do not, I repeat, DO NOT live under a rock!!
Soejammy: Boy with spiky hair says "what?"
Sora: What?
Soejammy began to laugh up a storm as he let go of his foot hold and began to fall down with a yell and landed on his head.
Soejammy: Ouch...
Sora: That's what you get for laughing at me!
Soejammy: We'll see who gets the last laugh, Mc. Spike.
Before Sora could yell at Soejammy for another nickname, Viridi beat him to the yell, not at all pleased with the group.
Viridi: BACK ON TOPIC!! THERE IS A GODDESS TO SAVE!!
Soejammy: Yeah people!! We have a Goddess to save!!
Soejammy was then seen with goofy glasses and a big nose and mustache on his face. Soejammy was still upside down while he crossed his arms to look like he was standing straight when still on his head.
Soejammy: WE NEED TO GET SERIOUS!!!
Kitty: Says the one wearing goofy glasses...
Beat: And a big nose...
Donald: And a stupid looking mustache...
Soejammy pretends to stroke the fake mustache and makes his remark.
Soejammy: And this will somehow save our lives one day~
Not knowing how to react, the group just looked at Soejammy questioning his sanity as Pit headed to the Lightning Chariot and jumped onto it. Noticing this, Soejammy calls out to Pit.
Soejammy: Wait young man!!!
Pit looks at Soejammy confused when he calls out to him.
Pit: What? What's wrong?!
Soejammy: Aren't you hungry after all the fighting you did at the tower~? You must be famished from all the running and fighting you did going up~! Why not take a moment to replenish your strength!
As if waiting for the right moment, the sound of a stomach grumbling could be heard as soon as Soejammy mentioned food. Though looking slightly embarrassed, Pit quickly jumped off the Chariot.
Pit: Now that you mention it, some food does sound good before heading out.
Viridi: Of course you would think about food as soon as it was mentioned...
Beat's stomach growled louder as the mention of food was heard.
Beat: Did someone say food???
Kitty: And the Saiyan's stomach strikes again.
Soejammy: Of course it does. But this strikes up a wonderful opportunity~
Everyone looked at Soejammy, curious about what he meant about a wonderful opportunity.
Goofy: Gosh, what do ya mean???
Soejammy: I propose...
Stopping in mid-sentence for dramatic effect, Soejammy yells out his idea.
Soejammy: I SUGGEST A FOOD EATING CONTEST BETWEEN PIT AND BEAT!!!
Beat and Pit: A food eating contest? You can count me in!
Hopping on his head, Soejammy began trying to find a place for the contest.
Soejammy: Viridi? Where is the place you eat at???
Viridi: Why are you even- I'm not even going to ask...Just follow me.
Saying this, Viridi went to the area she eats with Soejammy continuing to hop on his head to follow her. The others watched and sweat as Pit looked at Kitty.
Pit: Is he always this crazy?
Kitty: This is a whole new level of crazy... I never seen him literally bounce on his head before! Honestly... Just expect the unexpected with him.
Pit: Freaky...
After some time passed, some food was prepared as Pit and Beat sat at a table. Foods of every kind were made in preparation for the contest as Soejammy was still upside down as he announced with his goofy glasses still on.
Soejammy: Ladies and gentlemen!! I am here to bring you a spectacle of a show as two hungry lunatics are about to duke it out!!! Not with their hands, but with their massive GUTS!!!
Beat and Pit weren't even bothered about the comment made about the massive guts as they were just waiting to begin the contest. The others just decided to take a seat to watch this contest. As the food was being brought out, Soejammy kept explaining the rules.
Soejammy: There will be no: Food throwing, stealing food, eating food from ground, no powering up, no special abilities, no punches, no kicking, no calling to mama-
Beat and Pit: "Calling to mama"???
Soejammy: And above all!!! No blaming anything on luck.
Beat and Pit: We get it! Can we just start already?!
Nodding his head, Soejammy gave the word for an announcer to call out, but nodding his head caused him to fall on his back.
Soejammy: My perfect balance!!! It's broken!!!
Some of the group giggled or laughed softly at this as an announcer started the contest.
French Narrator/Announcer: If the contestants are ready, let the contest begin!
Not questioning or even wondering about where the announcer even came from, Beat and Pit immediately began the competition and ate some of the food. Watching the contest, the group was talking and commenting about who they think will win.
Goofy: Gwarsh, they sure are getting into it. It's going to be hard to tell who will win.
Viridi: I'm not sure about your friend, but Pit is really, REALLY known for having a big gut and eating anything... It's surprising he thinks about ANYTHING, but food at times...
Kitty: Then you don't know Beat like we do... He literally rushed ahead of us one time and nearly got us killed because of it one time...
Donald: I'm just surprised that we're even doing this at all.
Sora: But you have to admit, it is a good chance to rest for a moment after constantly exploring and facing... Constant dangers.
Donald agreed with Sora as the contest went on. At the end, both Beat and Pit were on the last food prepared as both struggled to get the food in their mouth.
Beat: So close to finishing... I can do this...
Pit: Not if I... Finish before you...
Though both were determined to win, it was clear both were finding it hard to finish the food.
Viridi: How much can that KID eat?! He's eaten TWICE his size by now!!!
Kitty: I was going to say the same about Pit! I never saw anyone manage to eat as much food as Beat!
Sora: Are they okay...? They look like they're about to pass out...
Goofy: Maybe this should end in a tie before they do pass out...?
Donald: I agree... I don't need to have any more problems, especially when we get back on the ship...
Speaking about the ship, Donald began to look around the room and do a head count and yelled out a quack.
Viridi: Can you keep it down? Pit and Beat are really trying to focus.
Donald: WE'RE MISSING A PERSON HERE!!!
Raising a brow, Viridi looked around to see where the missing person was. Ignoring what she said earlier, Viridi yelled out when seeing something else missing.
Viridi: WHERE IS THE LIGHTNING CHARIOT?!
Location: Skyworld, Palutena's Temple.
At the temple, the barrier that protected the temple was still there, if not for a second longer as a streak of light pierced through and shattered it completely.
Soejammy: Woo hoo hoo!!! Way to go!! Phos, Lux!!
Soejammy began pulling on the reins to get them to slow down as Soejammy set them down on the ground nearby.
Soejammy: Got a LONG way to go. But hopefully I'll-
Viridi (Telepathy): HAVE YOU LOST YOUR ENTIRE MIND!?
Soejammy: Aaaaaaand... Spoke too soon. Should have known the child Goddess would notice...
As Soejammy said this, a door opened up for the group as they rushed out. Beat and Pit though, stumbled through the door as they fell in trying to recover from their contest. Though some stayed behind to make sure that Pit and Beat were okay, Donald immediately stormed up to Soejammy. It makes one wonder if he's been talking to Hades with how he has flames coming out of his head.
Donald: You... You are... NEVER GOING TO BE LET OUT OF OUR SIGHT!! Do you have ANY idea how much trouble you could have caused us?! What were you even thinking of STEALING THE LIGHTNING CHARIOT?!
Soejammy: I didn't steal it, I only borrowed it to make sure that the barrier would be down so everyone could get to the temple. Unless of course, you wanted to travel at the speed of light to get the barrier down?
Viridi: First of all, yes, the barrier was in the way, yes. Second, THAT WAS PITS JOB TO DO!!!
Soejammy: But Pit couldn't exactly do this job as well... I mean look. He's not even able to walk properly right now.
Viridi looked towards Pit as he kept stumbling when trying to walk, having eaten too much food from the eating contest. Looking back at Soejammy, Viridi raised an eyebrow while speaking.
Viridi: Why do I get the feeling that you purposely set up the eating contest as a distraction...?
Soejammy: ME??? Causing a DISTRACTION??? Nah. I was just trying to think of the group.
Viridi looked at Soejammy and sighed.
Viridi: Okay. Well, if that's how you want to put it...
Soejammy turns his back to the group as he thought he was talking in his own thoughts.
Soejammy: Keikaku doori...! She believed my ruse as I really wanted to ride the chariot and go super-fast~ Destruction~! That's my bitch~!! That food eating contest was the perfect excuse for it~! I am a genius~!
(Translator's Note: Keikaku doori would be, All according to the plan, Keikaku meaning "plan.")
Hearing what Soejammy said as he was not talking in his thoughts, Viridi immediately went in front of him with her face as red as a rose on her dress.
Viridi: SO, IT REALLY WAS A RUSE!!
Soejammy reeled back as he had a horrified look on his face.
Soejammy: CAN YOU READ MINDS!?
Viridi: There's no need to read minds when YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD!
Soejammy looked at Viridi and then to his group as they all looked somewhat annoyed with him as he blinked his eyes.
Soejammy: Ah... Whoops~
Viridi looked as if she was about to explode from anger, matching with Donald as both looked ready to give him a piece of their minds at the recklessness. Seeing a fight about to ensue, the group tried to calm the tension despite being annoyed themselves.
Goofy: It was reckless what Jammy did, but it did help us get the barrier down.
Sora: And will help to rescue Palutena faster, right?
Beat: Not to mention that I was really hungry, and that was delicious food!
Pit: I agree! You can never go wrong taking a break to eat.
The group sweatdropped at Pit and Beat's comments before carrying on the conversation.
Kitty: Can we just ignore the reckless idiot this once as it did help us? I mean, sure, Jammy is a bit of... "Everything"... But He really means to help...
Donald and Viridi both looked at each other before sighing and nodding.
Viridi: Fine... Only this once since he did help...
Donald: But if he pulls another stunt like this then I swe- WHERE IS THAT PALOOKA?!
Looking around, the group saw where Soejammy used to be as outlines of him blinked where he was just standing before disappearing. An explosion could be heard and seen at the main temple, where Palutena was located. Feeling something snap, Donald began to go on a rampage as he began to hurry and catch up with Soejammy.
Donald: I'M GONNA GET HIM!!!
Viridi: HE IS THE MOST RECKLESS HUMAN I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!!! Besides Pit that is...
Pit: Hey!! I'm RIGHT HERE!! And I am an Angel, not a human!
Viridi: Then why are you still a flightless chicken?
Pit: Can we please just forget about that nickname and just go after Jammy?! Who knows what that explosion was!!
Agreeing with Pit, Viridi stepped back into the portal back to her place as the rest began to run to catch up to Soejammy.
Location: Base of Palutena's Temple.
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At the sight of the explosion, Soejammy was dodging blasts of fire from Palutena as he deflected some to the side. The Goddess, Palutena, was a beautiful woman with long green hair and green eyes. Her outfit consists of a layered white dress with various gold accessories including a necklace, laurel wreath, arm bands and ornaments on her belt, she wears black sandals and carries a staff in her right hand, and has a mirror shield attached to her left arm.
Palutena: I do not know who you are, but how did you make it through the barrier?
Soejammy: I'm here to help Pit and stop you from attacking the humans!
Lady Palutena: You can try... But you'll die for trying to oppose me!!!
Soejammy saw incoming fire from above Palutena as he dodged to the side and fired some shots back. Palutena raised a shield barrier that reflected the shots back towards Soejammy. Swinging his Oblivion, Soejammy hits the shots of fire back at Palutena as some go past or hit her directly.
Soejammy: (Palutena is not my target. My real target is what is around her somewhere...)
Soejammy kept looking around as he saw a smoky substance floating in the air.
Soejammy: (There you are, Chaos Kin.)
Preparing an ice attack, Soejammy charged up the spell as he came up with a new move.
Soejammy: Freezing Storm!!!
Focusing the Oblivion's base, a flurry of ice began to swirl around the tip of the Keyblade before growing in size as it began to head towards Palutena. An ice storm surrounded Palutena as she raised her arms to protect herself from the ice in the storm, but the smoky substance in the air began to go away as it revealed Soejammy's true enemy. The Chaos Kin, a being of its own, is a lead of its own faction. It has no loyalties besides its own as it can take over anyone it chooses. Like a parasite, it is a six-legged creature with a sharp point at the end of the tail. You could say it is a cumulation of a spider and scorpion that can also fly. The Chaos Kin was sealed away in Viridi's Lunar Sanctum, until after Pit had destroyed it and set it free by accident.
Soejammy: GOT YOU NOW!!!
Soejammy began to charge towards the Chaos Kin at revealing the creature's true form. In retaliation, the Chaos Kin began to shoot lasers from the single eye it had while Soejammy dodged to the side and deflected the lasers away.
Soejammy: You can run, but you can't hide!!
Soejammy casted multiple fires at the Chaos Kin. It dodged and moved in the air, but some still managed to make contact against the being.
Soejammy: Still can't dodge for crap against homing projectiles, you damn cockroach!
The Chaos Kin squealed as it soon began to hide behind Palutena to use as a human shield.
Soejammy: Blasted bug, I can't do anything while it hides behind the Goddess. Gonna have to wait for an opening.
Soejammy raised his arms as projectiles of light were shot from Palutena with waves from her staff.
Palutena: Do you give up?
Soejammy: Sorry, toots. I'm not the guy to give up on saving a damsel in distress.
Palutena: Then you'll learn that this "damsel" is in no distress!!
Firing a laser at Soejammy, he raised his Oblivion to block against the beam as he dug his feet to resist in getting pushed back.
Soejammy: NGH!!! D-Damn! This Goddess packs a damn punch!!
Palutena was going to push on with increasing the blast, but something caught her eye as she had to dodge out of the way of a thunder spell that impacts where Palutena used to be.
Soejammy: Ah, so the calvary shows up finally.
Soejammy looked to see it was just Donald, who was red-faced in anger.
Soejammy: Oh great, it's just the duck. Where are the others???
Donald: You've got some nerve causing more mayhem, you big palooka!!
Soejammy looked at Donald as he didn't really care at the moment as he pointed to where Palutena was.
Soejammy: You do realize you just stepped into the middle of battle, right?
Donald growled in anger before quacking and got his staff ready.
Donald: Fine! We'll take her out first, and then we're going to talk about your recklessness!!!
Soejammy: Hey! The Goddess isn't the target, duck! It's the thing that's near her that we have to focus on!!
Donald tried to look around, but couldn't see the Chaos Kin.
Donald: I don't see anything!!
Soejammy: That's because it's behind the Goddess! It's using her as a shield right now!
Donald: Like you would to me...?
Soejammy: Not the time duck!! Fight going on!!
As Soejammy and Donald were about to fight against Palutena, the others soon arrive as Pit tries to plead with his Goddess.
Pit: Lady Palutena! You need to stop attacking the humans!
Palutena: No, Pit. Don't you see? This is my atonement for my greatest sin. I let the people grow arrogant and betray the heavenly order.
As Pit tries to get closer to Palutena and Soejammy keeps diverting some fireballs while dodging, Viridi's voice could be heard.
Viridi (Telepathy): Oh, jeez. You're just figuring that out now?
Ignoring the comment Viridi made, Pit talks to Palutena while dodging and trying to land his own strikes.
Pit: The Lady Palutena I know would never say something like that!
Palutena: Please. Angels cannot truly know Gods.
Pit: I followed your orders because I trusted you! I can't even count all the times I've risked my life for you!
Focusing on defending and avoiding strikes to pick up a grenade, Viridi once again made another snide comment.
Viridi (Telepathy): What a sap...
Viridi's comment was once again ignored as Pit focused on the fight and moving closer.
Pit: I trusted you because I knew you were on the side of justice and... And light! But something is blocking that light now. This isn't the real you.
As Pit did his best to get on the offense and deliver his own strikes, another comment could be heard again from Viridi.
Viridi (Telepathy): Someone cue the strings...
Soejammy began to pretend to play the "World's tiniest violin." As Pit dodged another attack, Viridi's comment wasn't ignored this time as Pit talked to Viridi looking as if he was blushing.
Pit: Hey, would you mind holding the commentary for just two seconds, Viridi?
Viridi (Telepathy): Why yes, yes I would.
As Pit's attention was soon diverted from Viridi to the Chaos Kin poised to strike, a new voice was heard. This voice belonged to Phosphora, a commander in Viridi's forces.
Phosphora (Telepathy): These are Goddesses you're talking to here, Pit. Watch your tone.
Pit was not at all happy at the comment made by Phosphora, clearly shown when he talks to her.
Pit: Butt out, Phosphora! The Goddess of light has turned dark. Skyworld is destroyed! Everything is wrong, and it's up to me to make things right!
Instead of a reply from either Viridi or Phosphora, Palutena could be heard instead replying to his comments.
Palutena: Oh, Pit. You never change, do you? You're just as naive as ever.
As Pit knocked back the Chaos Kin, Palutena was firing shots of light at Pit. Kitty and Goofy jumped in the way to protect Pit as the Angel spoke to his Goddess.
Pit: I'm not naive!
Palutena: Don't get me wrong. I appreciate how easy that's made things for me. But you have to understand, the past is gone.
Pit: Fine. If that's the way you really feel, I guess I have no choice.
Pit was about to charge at the Goddess as Soejammy grabbed his shoulder.
Soejammy: Stand down, flightless chicken.
Pit: I am not a chicken!! And NOT flightless!!
Soejammy: You're also gullible if you really think the Goddess is truly acting like this.
Pit tilted his head as Soejammy sighed.
Soejammy: Just focus her attacks on you. I'll get this mess sorted.
Pit didn't know what Soejammy was thinking, but nodded his head. Pit began to wield his weapon to focus the attacks on him. Pit would dodge or activate abilities to protect and heal himself.
Palutena: What's the matter, Pit? Are you scared to strike me down? Scared to do what you said you came to do??
Pit: N-No!
Soejammy soon appeared behind Palutena as he spoke to her.
Soejammy: No, it was to give me the slip I needed to get behind and do this.
Palutena widened her eyes as the Chaos Kin revealed itself to Soejammy. Soejammy reached and grabbed the Chaos Kin by the tail and slammed it on the ground a few times.
Soejammy: You really made a mess of things, you disgusting bug. And you know what I do to spiders like yourself...?
The Chaos Kin tried to move as Soejammy slammed it again.
Soejammy: I'll make sure you burn.
Soejammy tossed the Chaos Kin into the sky as he prepared his special attack.
Soejammy: Hot Shot Special!!
Focusing his magic, Soejammy began to send fire magic repeatedly at the Chaos Kin until it fell to the ground. Seeing the smoke come from the corpse, Soejammy poked at the body of the Chaos Kin with Oblivion as he sighed.
Palutena felt a link be broken as she fell to her hands and knees as she looked at Pit who rushed up to her.
Palutena: Pit...
Pit: Lady Palutena! Are you okay???
Soejammy sighed as he poked the Chaos Kin a few more times to make sure it was dead. Walking away from the Chaos Kin, it twitched softly in recovering its strength. Viridi, who was glad the situation was over, gasps as she tries to alert the others.
Viridi: Soejammy! Behind you!!
Soejammy, who tried to be ready, suddenly saw the Chaos Kin up in his face as he thought the Chaos Kin was going to go after Palutena, but rushed towards him instead.
Kitty: Jammy!!
Pushing Soejammy out of the way, Kitty became the new target for the Chaos Kin. The Chaos Kin thrusted the tail into Kitty's chest as the tail went through her body as Soejammy widened his eyes in horror.
Soejammy: KITTY!!!
The Chaos Kin rips the tail back out, but no physical damage was done to Kitty, but a lilac soul in the shape of a ball was ripped out instead. It glowed brightly to show how pure her soul was as Kitty fell to her knees. A bright light began to escape from the front of Kitty as she was soon turned to stone right before everyone's eyes. Soejammy, felt more of the pain than anyone who was there.
Soejammy: KITTYYYYYYYYY!!!
The Chaos Kin, taking Kitty's soul with it, slashed at an open space that would lead to its world. Soejammy, who glared at the Chaos Kin, got up to his feet and was fueled with rage.
Soejammy: DAMN YOU!!! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!
Soejammy began to run to chase after the Chaos Kin as he tried to cast more fire magic, but he couldn't as he ran out of energy for magic.
Soejammy: No!!!
Jumping through, the portal to the Chaos Kin's world was closing up.
Viridi (Telepathy): It's heading into the Chaos Vortex!
Pit got up and began to run as fast as he could and spoke to Viridi.
Pit: Viridi! You have to help me fly RIGHT NOW!
Viridi (Telepathy): O-Of course!
Pit soon took flight as he was given power to fly by Viridi. Pit looked like he was going to make it in time, but was soon repelled backwards away from the portal.
Viridi (Telepathy): Now what?!
Soejammy, who was filled with rage, rushed to the ledge, and went straight for the portal.
Viridi (Telepathy): Is he nuts!? He's going to-!!
Soejammy soon launched a dark hand towards the portal and pulled himself towards it. Soejammy felt electricity run through his body as he used his feet and hands to keep the portal from closing.
Soejammy: RRRRRRRAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!
Soejammy looked at the portal to the Chaos Vortex as he could see the Chaos Kin mock him from a distance.
Soejammy: You damn bug!!! I'll fucking kill you!!!
Darkness surrounded Soejammy as he began to rip the portal open slowly. The others watched in shock by the sheer determination to resist the shock he was receiving along with forcing the portal to open.
???: Out of the way! Coming through!!!
Looking up into the sky, the Lightning Chariot was heading straight to the portal with a new rider. Hearing the cry, Pit shouted, surprised to see who it was.
Pit: Pittoo?
The rider is Pittoo, or rather Dark Pit. Dark Pit's appearance is the same as Pit's, except his clothing is black along with his wings and hair.
Dark Pit: MOVE HUMAN!!!
Soejammy, who saw Dark Pit, launched himself away before the Lightning Chariot could crash into him. Dark Pit was flung from the Chariot as he crashed onto the ground as Soejammy landed on his hands and one knee. The portal to the Chaos Vortex was opened as Soejammy growled in anger. Jiminy and Mini-Nep rushed to get in front of Soejammy to calm him down.
Mini-Nep: Nep nep nep!
Jiminy: Jammy! You have to calm down! You still have-
Soejammy (Rage): I didn't activate the dagger's power!!! I have no means of being able to reverse the damage!!!
Phosphora who appeared began to chase after the Lightning Chariot again to ensure that it was safely returned to Viridi's Temple.
Pit: Wh-What the-
Dark Pit: There's no time to talk about it! We have to go after it, NOW!
Viridi (Telepathy): He's absolutely right. Let's get you back for-
Soejammy (Rage): NO!!! You can rest for all you like!! I'm going NOW!!!
Hitting a button, Soejammy called the Gummi Ship as Donald was refusing to let it go in there.
Donald: Are you crazy you big dummy?!!!
Soejammy (Rage): QUIET!!!
Donald took a step back in hearing Soejammy seething in anger from what happened.
Soejammy (Rage): If it was someone you held close to you, you wouldn't be calm like me!! SHUT UP!!!
Donald was going to say something when he thought of Daisy for himself. Pit got up and walked up to Soejammy and placed a hand on his shoulder.
Pit: Jammy...
Soejammy (Rage): DON'T CHANGE MY MIND!!! I'M LEADING THE CHARGE AND I'M GETTING KITTY'S SOUL BACK!!!
Getting into the Gummi Ship, Soejammy began to fly after the Chaos Kin. The others were left on the sidelines as Dark Pit looked at the others.
Dark Pit: I'll make sure that idiot doesn't do anything to get himself killed. Just get your strength back and get to us right away!!
Nodding his head, Pit understood Dark Pit as the dark angel himself chased after Soejammy into the Chaos Vortex.
Location: ChAoS vOrTeX
Flying into the Chaos Vortex, Soejammy began to fly fast as he wanted to find the Chaos Kin and get Kitty's soul back. Dark Pit, who had a way of flying on his own, flew next to the Gummi Ship.
Dark Pit: Nice ride. Mind if I take it for a ride one day?
Soejammy (Rage): Can your jokes, you wanna-be goth.
Dark Pit: Ouch, way to hurt a guy's feelings.
Soejammy (Rage): You have no feelings.
Dark Pit: And I thought I was the one with the blunt comments...
Soejammy began to thrust the boosters up to get away from Dark Pit, but it proved to be impossible.
Dark Pit: Will you slow down???
Soejammy (Rage): No. Unlike you, you DON'T have anyone you care about!
Dark Pit: Okay, you're crossing some boundaries there.
Soejammy (Rage): And frankly, I don't give a rat's ass. That bastard, the Chaos Kin, just ripped the soul of someone very dear to me out of her. And I'll be damned if it gets eaten by that roach!!
Dark Pit: And going in guns blazing is going to get her back!? You're going to get yourself killed before you do that!!!
Soejammy looked Dark Pit in the eyes as Dark Pit kept what he said as a firm statement. Soejammy looked at Dark Pit as Jiminy and Mini-Nep had stowed away to ensure Soejammy didn't do anything reckless.
Jiminy: We're going to get her back! But we have to do this in a way that won't get us taken down as well!!
Mini-Nep: Neppity Nep nep!! Nep Neppy Nep!!
Mini-Nep pleaded with Soejammy that she cared about Kitty as well as she wanted her back. But seeing Soejammy get angered by his own actions began to calm down and exit out of his rage. The Gummi Ship soon came to a halt as he began to cry.
Soejammy: I'm sorry... I just can't lose her. Not again. I can't see her die again for a third time... It will destroy me if I can't save her now...
Dark Pit: And we'll save her. But not like how you were acting. You're going to get yourself killed if you fight without a conscience.
Jiminy: And that's why I'm here! To bring some sense back to ya!
Soejammy looked at Jiminy and Mini-Nep as he smiled softly.
Soejammy: Thanks, you two...
Jiminy and Mini-Nep smiled as Viridi soon came into the talk.
Viridi (Telepathy): Not to rain on anyone's parade right now, but look.
Looking around them, the four found themselves with duplicates of the Chaos Kin around them.
Dark Pit: I thought there was only one!
Viridi (Telepathy): There is! Is the Chaos Kin Replicating itself!?
Soejammy: Doesn't matter.
Taking the wheel, Soejammy grabbed the thrust of the ship and stared at his enemies.
Soejammy: I'll take every copy down if it means finding the real one!
Engaging the thrust, Soejammy began to fly and chase after the closest one to him. Dark Pit did the same as he began to help in cleaning the crowd. Soejammy was boosted to keep up with the enemy as he fired at the copies. Dark Pit was being followed by some as he called out to Soejammy.
Dark Pit: Hey! Little help!?
Soejammy flipped the ship to go help Dark Pit as he fired at the copies to get rid of them. Flying next to one, Soejammy pushed the copy into the debris near them and crushed it between the ship and wall.
Dark Pit: Not bad. Messy, but not bad.
Soejammy: You would have done it too. Considering you were out like Pit was with him sealed away.
Dark Pit: How did-
Viridi (Telepathy): Don't you say it!!
Soejammy: Psychic~!
Dark Pit looked at Soejammy with the biggest deadpan expression in history, and Viridi was facepalming and muttering to herself.
Viridi (Telepathy): This is fine...This is fine... It doesn't bother me...
Soejammy: It bothers you. It bothers you a lot~
Viridi (Telepathy): And why are you not fighting?!
Soejammy: This is how I'm trying to keep calm~ By bringing my own chaos~
Dark Pit: How did you get anything done with this guy...?
Viridi (Telepathy): A whole lot of strength and thoughts how the sooner we're finished... The sooner I never deal with his chaos again... Now FOCUS! You still need to get to the REAL Chaos Kin!
While Dark Pit and Viridi were talking, Soejammy had already gone back to blasting and pushing the lookalikes away, already having dealt with them all.
Soejammy: Well then, we better get a move on before any more show up.
Looking around, Dark Pit was surprised to see that there were no more lookalikes around.
Dark Pit: How did you do that so-
Soejammy: No time for questions when we need to be moving!
Saying this, Soejammy immediately used the boosters to speed ahead with Dark Pit following behind. It wasn't long before they encountered another enemy, but left Dark Pit confused.
Dark Pit: Seriously, what now? Why do those things look like us?
Viridi (Telepathy): They seem to be your shadows.
Soejammy: What? I don't look like that at all. I'm much more handsome than that.
Viridi (Telepathy): Are you trying to be like Pit and make me insult you...?
Soejammy: No, but it does get on your nerves~
Soejammy boosted to crash into one of the shadows and make it disappear and shoot the others. The shadows try to fire back, but Soejammy maneuvers the ship to dodge shots and flips the ship upside down to fire at the copies while upside down.
Dark Pit: Seriously, this guy is fighting on a different level.
Viridi (Telepathy): Since when did you start wanting to break the 4th wall?
Dark Pit: No comment to that.
After dealing with the shadows, Soejammy looks around and spots the real Chaos Kin.
Soejammy: THERE YOU ARE!!!
Soejammy thrusts the boosters into maximum gear as he begins to fly as fast as he could after the Chaos Kin.
Viridi (Telepathy): Dark Pit!
Dark Pit: On it!!
Going after Soejammy, Dark Pit soon begins to fly at the same speed as the Gummi Ship.
Soejammy: I'm not letting this thing get away. I REFUSE to let it!!
Dark Pit: Just remember what we talked about.
Soejammy: Whatever. Just shoot the bastard down!!
Soejammy and Dark Pit began to fire at the Chaos Kin as it tried to move out of the shots, but Soejammy would not let it out of his sights.
Soejammy: I'm going to make you pay, I promise you with your OWN life!!
Soejammy began to pick up speed as the Gummi Ship was beginning to shake with Soejammy being tightly pressed to his seat. Jiminy and Mini-Nep had to hide in Soejammy's pockets to protect themselves from the g-force that was happening outside.
Soejammy: Ngh...
Donald (Telepathy): Hey! The ship wasn't meant to move that fast! Slow it down!!
Soejammy: Shut up duck! I'm not losing this bastard! If I slow down now, I'll lose it again, and that means we lose Kitty!!
Soejammy kept chasing after the Chaos Kin as Dark Pit was trying to match the speed, but was falling behind.
Dark Pit: That guy isn't human...! He's going so fast that I can't even keep up! It's like I'm trying to keep up with the Chariot!
Viridi (Telepathy): Just WHAT is that ship!?
Soejammy kept chasing after the Chaos Kin as the pest itself tried to turn and dive in any way possible. Soejammy kept flying with it so as to not lose sight of the enemy.
Soejammy: Try as you want. I'm not letting you get away with Kitty.
Soejammy continued to fire at the Chaos Kin as portals were opening and closing to go to and from multiple places in the world. The two soon reappear back in the Chaos Vortex as the Chaos Kin soon crashes into a rock. Seeing his opportunity, Soejammy opened the hatch and launched himself towards the Chaos Kin.
Soejammy: YOU'RE MINE!!!
Soejammy wasn't going to lose this opportunity and opened fire straight to the Chaos Kin. With no way of being able to escape, the Chaos Kin was soon shot down, as confirmed by Viridi.
Viridi (Telepathy): Chaos Kin down!
Soejammy: Now to get Kitty's soul back!
Donald (Telepathy): You better make sure that Gummi Ship is parked somewhere safe!!!
Hitting a button, the Gummi Ship went back into space as Soejammy began to free fall down to follow the Chaos Kin.
Dark Pit: That guy is not afraid of anything...
Dark Pit soon followed after Soejammy as the two closed in on the enemy.
Location: ChAoS vOrTeX, pLaTfOrM
After Soejammy and Dark Pit had to deal with copies and dangers the Chaos Kin threw at the two, the others arrived shortly after to help with clearing up the rest. With the power of the Chaos Kin weakened, it soon came out of the ground to reveal itself.
Dark Pit: Well, look who decided to show up.
Soejammy: It's over, Chaos Kin! Return Kitty's soul back to her!!
The Chaos Kin was about to fly away when Viridi called out to them.
Viridi (Telepathy): Here, let me help!
The Chaos Kin was about to escape again, when Viridi set up a barrier that the Chaos Kin crashed into.
Viridi (Telepathy): There. That should make things easier for you.
Soejammy: Thanks. Now time for the real fun.
Soejammy got into a stance with everyone else to charge towards the Chaos Kin. With the numbers clearly in the Hero's' favor, the seven of them began to knock the Chaos Kin back and forth.
Beat: Take this you stupid bug!
Pit: How does it feel to be trapped in a space you can't move!
Sora: Give back Kitty's soul!
Goofy: Garsh, aren't we being mean?
Soejammy: We're trying to get Kitty's soul back Goof!
Soejammy yelled as he soon charged towards the Chaos Kin and proceeded to stab it with his Oblivion. The Chaos Kin let out a roar of pain as it recoiled in pain.
Soejammy: And another enemy... Bites the dust...
Soejammy soon flung his Oblivion to send the Chaos Kin flying into a rock. The Chaos Kin soon explodes as the remains of the enemy lie on the ground. Kitty's petrified body soon appears in the Chaos Vortex as her lilac soul was then returned to her. When the soul re-enters her body, Kitty soon gasped and fell to her hands and knees with Soejammy running up to her.
Soejammy: Kitty!
Kitty groaned as she clutched her chest in pain.
Kitty: That hurt...
Soejammy looked at Kitty as he held her tightly in his arms. Dark Pit looked at the body of the Chaos Kin and began to walk away. But in Soejammy's reaction to this moment, Soejammy looked at Dark Pit and yelled at him.
Soejammy: Don't turn your back to it! The Chaos Kin is still alive!!!
Hearing Soejammy say that, Dark Pit looked back to see the moving body of the Chaos Kin as it tried to attack him. Dark Pit was able to react fast enough as he shot at the body of the Chaos Kin before it could latch on and drag him away. The Chaos Kin tried to do it again before fire magic began to hit it. The person doing it was Soejammy as he cast fire magic each time it moved to keep it down. Soejammy looked at the final remains of the Chaos Kin and spoke one last thing to it.
Soejammy: Don't fucking test my patience... Die you stupid bug.
Stabbing his Oblivion into the remains of the Chaos Kin, Soejammy unleashed his fire magic to burn the area around his Keyblade and catch it on fire to turn to ashes. Dark Pit looked at Jammy shocked at this before speaking.
Dark Pit: Never going to end up on your bad side...
Soejammy: Nor should you. I have a lot of patience, but if you fuck with me, you'll surely regret it.
With the Chaos Kin taken care of, the group then returns back to Sky World and out of the Chaos Vortex.
Realm: Skyworld
As the group sighed in having been able to catch a breath, they soon relaxed as some Angels helped bring in food and refreshments to help them recover. Palutena looked at Soejammy as she approached him.
Palutena: Mind if I ask who you are?
Soejammy, who was taking a drink of water to recover from his overexertion, looked at Palutena.
Soejammy: Ah, right. You were recovering and were being controlled by the Chaos Kin. Name is Soejammy. Broke through that barrier earlier to get here.
Pit: I WOULD have done it if I wasn't tricked into doing a food eating contest...
Soejammy: Blame your gut for being hungry. I at least had the sense to do it if I had a chance to get the Chariot and ride.
Pit was about to say something, when Palutena herself giggled.
Palutena: That does sound like Pit falling for a trick like that.
Pit dropped his jaw in the betrayal of his Goddess.
Pit: Not you too...!!
Soejammy began to laugh as he began to eat more food and drink water with it. Dark Pit, who was by himself, was approached by Kitty.
Kitty: I heard that you helped Jammy with that Chaos Kin and in the Chaos Vortex to... Calm his rage. Thank you for helping him and saving my life.
Dark Pit looked at Kitty and just shrugged his shoulders.
Dark Pit: Whatever. Doesn't mean I'll do it again.
Kitty: So, if Jammy asked for your help again, would you help him?
Dark Pit: I NEVER said that.
Kitty tried to hold back her giggle as she smiled softly.
Kitty: You could just admit that you would help again.
Dark Pit: You trying to make fun of me?
Kitty shakes her head at his question.
Kitty: I would never do that, especially after you just helped.
Dark Pit looked at Kitty as he crossed his arms and looked away.
Dark Pit: I only helped because when Pit was sealed away, I couldn't exist without Pit being here. I'm connected to him. I was fighting the Chaos Kin to get back for what that thing did to me too.
Kitty: I'm really sorry for what that Chaos Kin did to you... I'm glad that you're able to exist since Pit is here. And that you were able to get back at that Chaos Kin for what happened.
Dark Pit sighed as he just took what he could get and stayed silent. Donald was soon yelling at Soejammy after the reckless actions he had taken after he had entered this world.
Donald: I am going to be making sure that you NEVER leave our sight and that one of us has an eye on you the WHOLE TIME! How did you think it's a good idea to be able to just do what you want without thinking of the consequences?!
Soejammy: Hey, it at least lets you all relax for the most part. I did most of the work.
Donald: THAT IS NOT EVEN THE POINT!! Not all of us have any idea where we are or what could happen, and just because you're a "psychic", doesn't give you the right to just do as you wish!
Soejammy was about to say something when something loud could be heard.
???: Knock knock~
Soejammy: Oh great. The ear sore of all ear sores...
Soejammy got up and began to walk out of the building as he looked up to see the God of the Underworld of this world. Standing tall and giant before him, Soejammy could see Hades as he towered over Skyworld with a big fat grin.
Hades: Hello~
Soejammy: Hades.
Hades: You.
Soejammy: Hades.
Hades: You.
Soejammy: Hades!
Hades was going to say something when he held a hand up.
Hades: Okay, wait. Who are you?
Soejammy: The name is Soejammy.
The others rushed out to see Hades as Palutena was the one shocked above all to see Hades in Skyworld.
Soejammy: Name's Soejammy. Already know who you are, lord of darkness, bringer of death and one of the most annoying overlords to deal with, but rather known as, Hades.
Hades looked at Soejammy and smiled.
Hades: I like you~
Soejammy: Cut to the chase and cut the bullshit. Why are you here?
Hades: Right to the case. I'm here to make you, Soejammy, an offer you can't refuse~
Tilting his head Soejammy looked at Hades based on what he had in mind. Before he could speak, Palutena stepped forth and held her arm out to slightly pull Soejammy back.
Palutena: Jammy, don't listen to him no matter what he tells you. What he may offer-
Soejammy: Hold the phone, would you?
Soejammy stepped forward away from Palutena and looked at Hades.
Soejammy: What did you come here to bargain for? Because I'm no Doctor Strange, but you're full of shit if you think you got any offer for me.
Hades: You might take this offer~ How about, a way back to your own world~?
Soejammy's ears perked along with Beat and Kitty's.
Soejammy: And what do you know of it?
Hades: The fact that you're no psychic. You're just a man who is just very observant and can talk your way out of things. I like the cut of your jib~
Soejammy frowned as he did not dare let those around him see his shock at Hades calling his bluff.
Soejammy: "Bluff"? There's nothing to bluff when I know even about you, Lord of the Underworld.
Hades: And what would you know?
Soejammy: The fact you're using countless souls of the damned and tortured to be converted into your army, reviving an old nemesis to Palutena and Pit and starts a world-wide war that even brings in shorty over there in.
Being referenced, Viridi popped out between Sora and Kitty.
Viridi: If you call me SHORTY again, I'll let you know what a RESET BOMB FEELS LIKE!!!
Soejammy: Not to mention having a short temper to boot.
Viridi: GRRRR!!!
Hades laughed at Soejammy poking fun at Viridi.
Hades: And that's why you caught my attention, my fine little friend~
Soejammy: And why would you say that?
Hades: Because I have a friend, that you would like to know~
Lowering his hand, Hades began to bring it closer to where the ground was for the group as a dark smoke exploded onto Hades' hand. Who appeared, was the Hades Soejammy had seen before the group got pulled into the Vortex.
Hades (Disney): Hello everybody~!
Soejammy widened his eyes as the Hades from before was now with the Hades of this world.
Soejammy: Hades!!
Hades (Disney): How you doin' kid~ Lovin' the world as much as I am~? I know I do. And I got to say, love this other me~
Hades (Icarus): Oh stop~ You flatter me~
Palutena and Viridi looked in terror of what they were looking at as they both said the same thing.
Palutena and Viridi: There's TWO of them!?
Hades (Disney): What can I say~? You do look intimidating and fantastic~
Hades (Icarus): Why thank you~ I do take a thousand souls a bath every once in a while~
Hades (Disney): Huh, might try that one day.
Soejammy felt his nerves stick on end with seeing both versions of Hades before him as he thought to himself.
Soejammy: (This is bad... Not only is Hades from the Icarus game here, but the Hades we followed into are together as a team... We're really screwed if something doesn't change...)
With Soejammy in deep thought, the smaller Hades appeared from behind Soejammy and leaned against his shoulder.
Hades (Disney): Hey, listening?
Soejammy: Gah!
Soejammy jumped back and brandished the Oblivion in a combat stance.
Soejammy: What do you want?
Hades (Disney): Whoa, hey! I'm only here to talk, you act like I'm here to bring you to the underworld. No need to be so hostile right now.
Hades (Icarus): Now now~ Is that how you act when given such a generous offer~?
Soejammy did not want to mess around in knowing who he was dealing with.
Soejammy: Get on with it! I'm not going to listen to two dumbasses keep dragging this on! What do you want!?
The smaller Hades gave a look of not being amused as he summoned a cigar and used his thumb to begin smoking.
Hades (Disney): Listen kid, can I call you kid?
Soejammy: Do I LOOK like a kid to you?!
Hades (Disney): With your whole "Grr! I'm angry! Get to the point! I'm serious!" Bit going on... Yeah, pretty much.
Though knowing this is a serious situation going on, some of the group couldn't hide their laughs and giggles from the smaller Hades' comment. In being annoyed, Soejammy cast ice to try and freeze Hades' flame on his head as the god himself dodged quickly.
Hades (Disney): Whoa ho ho! Okay, didn't like that too much. Was that too much, big guy?
Hades (Icarus): I dare say, it fits pretty much how he's acting. Might even rival Viridi in her rage moments~
Viridi and Soejammy: EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!! OH, GREAT!! NOW I'M AGREEING WITH JAMMY/VIRIDI! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
Hades (Disney): Ha! You were right! The kid is just as cold as ice and the shorty is burning with rage~
The smaller Hades lost attention to the situation as Soejammy was furious and gripped his Oblivion tightly. Soejammy launched his Oblivion as it began to generate energy that looked like a buzz saw heading for the smaller Hades. What Soejammy had used was called: Strike Raid.
Hades (Icarus): Ooooo~ Kid seems to have made a frisbee with his weapon~
Hades (Disney): Huh? What's that supposed to mean? That Key can't-
Looking back, Hades could see the Keyblade come close to him as he ducked to dodge the blade. Looking at Soejammy Hades began to laugh.
Hades (Disney): HA!! You missed!!!
Soejammy: Wasn't aiming for you directly.
Hades (Icarus): Hmm... Ah. I can see what he means. You've gone bald.
Hades (Disney): What??
Feeling the top of his head, he felt no heat as his fire had gone out when Oblivion had passed by.
Hades (Disney): Is my fire out???
Soejammy: Well, looks like I'm not the only one who's cold. Funny, you seemed to be a fiery one before, I guess you can't handle your own heat.
The fire came back on the smaller Hades' head and seemed to be burning brighter than before from anger and going up in flames with his shoulders and head completely on fire and the cigar being finished instantly.
Hades (Disney): WHY YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE BRAT!
Luckily unheard by Hades as the group didn't need Skyworld to be smothered in flames, Viridi couldn't help but make her own comment.
Viridi: And they say I have a short fuse... This guy just screams needing anger management~
Though unheard by Hades, it was heard by the group close to Viridi as shoulders shook from laughter being held back. Seeing the rage literally boiling off of the smaller Hades, Soejammy smirked and just kept tormenting him.
Soejammy: Oh, come on~ I thought that you liked a good joke~? Maybe instead of a bath in a thousand souls, it should be a thousand ice cubes to learn how to keep your cool~
Before the smaller Hades would let his anger boil over anymore, the bigger Hades did his best to calm him down.
Hades (Icarus): Don't let his comments get under your skin, he's just being a kid throwing a tantrum~
Taking a deep breath and running a hand over his flame head to the normal blue flame, the smaller Hades got back to the original spoken topic.
Hades (Disney): Okay, okay I'm fine. Now where were we? Ah yes, the offer about getting back to your world.
Soejammy walked up behind the smaller Hades while he didn't notice.
Hades (Disney): I would like to tell you-
Without knowing, Hades was soon frozen in a block of ice as he had a funny face in being frozen.
Soejammy: Freeze ray.
Hades (Icarus): Oooooo... Now that's taking a chill pill to a new level.
Donald: You know, when you're not the one being frozen it is actually pretty funny to see.
The Hades that was frozen in ice, explodes out of the block of ice as he soon raises a hand to create a large fireball.
Hades (Disney): AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I SHOULD ERASE YOU FROM ALL EXISTENCE FOR THAT!!! YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF-!!!
Soejammy: Yeah, watch the language pal. We have a child here and a cat that hates bad language around him.
Soejammy pointed towards Chibi who was being given piggyback rides from an angel as Hades gave a look of not being amused.
Hades (Disney): You're joking, right?
Soejammy: Does it look like a joke to you?
Hades soon began to go towards Chibi as he picked up the small child by his leg.
Hades (Disney): And what should happen if I do this? Huh?? He's just a child!
Soejammy just looked at Hades with a blank look as he tried to warn Hades. Emphasis on TRIED.
Soejammy: Oh no... Stop... You're really not going to like what Chibi could do...
Hades (Disney): And all I see is a small, miserable, child. Who is nothing more to me than- AUUUUUUGH!!!!
Being blasted away, Chibi floated in the air as Hades crashed into a wall nearby as Chibi rotated himself to be more upright.
Chibi: I don't like being held like that.
Soejammy and Kitty glanced at Chibi before looking at Hades, saying the same thing.
Soejammy and Kitty: Well, you were warned to be careful.
Dark Pit was looking at Chibi, surprised at how he was able to do such a thing, the group ignoring the smaller Hades who looked to have souls going around his head from the crash.
Dark Pit: How is a child able to do such a thing??
Chibi: That's because I'm part God!
Pit: He's a God!?
Beat: Well only part God, but I guess that still counts.
Viridi: How is he PART God?!? He's either one or- I don't even know whatever!!!
Hades (Icarus): Well, this group just gets even more interesting the more I learn~
The smaller Hades breaks away from the wall and destroys it as he was getting furious.
Hades (Disney): Whose SIDE are you on, BIG GUY!!!
Hades (Icarus): Now it's not so bad to be curious about the group to learn more about them, especially when making the offer to send them back to their world.
Hades (Disney): Well, let's just get back to that offer! This conversation is dragging on too long and I got business to do. Some shady deals and some lies to spin on a leash. You know what I mean?
Hades (Icarus): Oh, do tell~
Before the smaller Hades could talk about anything shady he had done, it was Palutena's turn to interrupt.
Palutena: As much as I'm sure you would both love to talk about shady dealings, I believe that there are more important matters to attend to. Like you both leaving and not causing any trouble or spinning any lies to this group.
Hades (Disney): Oh, but here's the thing. We came to do such as that~
Hades snaps his fingers and summons out Heartless onto the Temple grounds. Soldiers, Shadows, Red Nocturnes and Large Bodies appear in forms of groups. Newly arriving, are Blue Nocturnes as they look like Red Nocturnes, but they shoot ice instead of fire and are weak to fire too.
Sora: Another new Heartless?! How many types are there?!
Soejammy: You would not believe me, even if I told you.
Donald: Questions later, beating Heartless now!
As Sora, Soejammy and Kitty got their Keyblades out to battle the Heartless, Donald got prepared to cast his magic as Goofy raised his shield to help defend and attack. Beat was ready to throw his punches and Chibi wanted to try and help using his ice magic. Everyone was prepared to fight except for Palutena and the others, who were confused on what the Heartless were, having never seen them before.
Dark Pit: What the heck are these things?!
Pit: I've never seen these creatures before!
Soejammy: Just help us fight! Just think of them as the old fire head who shouts a lot.
Hades (Disney): Is he talking about me? I feel he is.
Though a fight was about to ensue, Viridi added fuel to the fire with a snarky comment.
Viridi: Oh geez, I don't see anyone else with fire on their head. Who else would it be, Mr. Fireball for a brain?
Hades just looked at Viridi as he looked at his bigger self.
Hades (Disney): If we beat them, I'm calling dibs on the girly goddess...
The bigger Hades only chuckled before getting another of his big grins on his face.
Hades (Icarus): As long as you leave little Pitty Pat to me, you can have whoever you want.
Pit: I said my name isn't Flightless-! Oh, wait. That one is closer to my name...
The larger Hades chuckled at tripping Pit up in using a different nickname. Soejammy and Dark Pit had their backs to each other while the others fought in groups.
Soejammy: So, I know I didn't properly introduce myself earlier, but I'm Jammy. Soejammy being my full name.
Dark Pit: Whatever. You don't need to know me as you can probably guess who I am.
Soejammy: Yeah... Kinda straightforward really.
Dark Pit: Then stop with the introductions and lets-!
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU MORONS!!!
Looking to the sky, the Komusai could be seen as a loud red robot yelling down to the others.
Hades (Disney): Oh great... Not this guy...
Up on top of the ship, Zaku could be seen as he shook his arms.
Zaku: Thought you could give us the slip in the previous world, did ya!?
Soejammy: We never even fought you at all!! What the hell are you talking about?!
Zaku: Well, that's-! Oh wait, we did get lost in that jungle...
A blue robot soon appears on top and smacks Zaku from behind.
Gouf: And that's why I should be the one giving the introduction, you loser.
Zaku soon stood up and was face to face with Grappler Goof.
Zaku: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Soejammy: Oh great... Dynamic Duo time already? That was fast...
Zaku: Watch it, you blue mechanical moron!
Gouf: Look who's talking, you ballistic simpleton.
Zaku: What did you call me, Arm-bot?!
Goofy looks at the two and then to Jammy and Donald.
Goofy: You know, those two remind me of Donald and Jammy.
The four looked at Goofy and yelled out altogether.
Donald/Soejammy/Zaku/Gouf: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Zaku: I hope I'm not a duck.
Soejammy: Hey, I'd rather be the blue menace than you.
Zaku: DON'T PAIR ME WITH THE DUCK!!!
Donald: HEY!!!
Hades (Both Versions): Um, excuse me.
The four soon looked at both Hades in gaining their attention.
Hades (Disney): How about, less talky, and more punchy with kicks? Kinda ruining the tension already with this comedy. Not saying I don't love it, but would prefer DEATH than whatever I'm seeing right now.
Kitty: Why am I not surprised the GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD would prefer death over talking...?
Viridi: Whatever! Let's just get this over with so we can get rid of these annoying gods! I've had MORE than enough chaos for one day.
Soejammy: At least you won't be dealing with them after we're done here... The loud one always keeps following us and holds a grudge with me...
Viridi: What did you do???
Soejammy: May have crashed his ship into asteroids.
Zaku: YOU NEVER DID THAT!!!
Soejammy: Oh yeah, another timeline...
Zaku: Grrr! Can we just deal with this dummy already?! I'm seriously fed up with him!
Gouf: And YOU are not the one leading this mission. After your blunder of getting us lost, the new boss gave me authority for this mission.
Zaku: Why YOU!? You're gonna blow this mission up! I know it!!
Soejammy looked at Zaku and Gouf as he frowned.
Soejammy: ("New boss"? The one leading the group is Maleficent, isn't it? There shouldn't be anyone else except her...)
Soejammy got his Oblivion ready as he looked to Dark Pit.
Soejammy: Hey, I need to interrogate those two. Hang back with the others while I beat the living shit out of them.
Dark Pit: Dang. You beat me to the punch. They were getting annoying anyway.
Soejammy began to rush as he was heading towards the Komusai while dealing with a couple of Heartless along the way.
Gouf: Well, guess we get to fight after all~
Zaku: Don't you think for a second that-
Gouf doesn't stay to listen to Zaku as he jumps off to head towards Soejammy.
Zaku: HEY!! DON'T IGNORE ME LIKE THAT!!!
Zaku then jumps off as he heads towards Gouf and Soejammy. Gouf and Soejammy soon clashed blades when close enough as the two locked eyes with each other.
Gouf: Pleasure to meet you. I'm Grappler Gouf.
Soejammy: Pretty sure you know me given the lug nut up there.
Zaku: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Gouf: Doesn't matter. I'm just curious to see what a human like you can do.
Soejammy: Considering the robot that can change his arm for different weapons. Yeah, this should be interesting.
Gouf: You know about that???
Soejammy smirks from surprising Gouf as he releases pressure from holding Gouf back as to let his enemy lose balance. Soejammy jumped into the air and delivered a double kick to the back of Gouf's head to send him flying by surprise. Landing behind Soejammy, Zaku had his guns ready as he aimed at Soejammy with the Zakos following their leaders.
Zaku: Say your prayers, you organismic lunatic!!
Soejammy: Okay, now you're just coming up with names now.
Zaku began to fire at Soejammy as he began to run to the side to dodge the bullets. Soejammy would jump into the air and then dive down to keep his distance away from the line of fire.
Zaku: Pesky runt! Stop moving and let me shoot you!!
Soejammy: Have you SEEN my perfect mug? I don't want to lose this handsomeness~
Soejammy did a pose that caused some sparkles to emanate from his face as Zaku held his fire and looked to the ground.
Zaku: Ugh... I'm gonna be sick...
Soejammy: GOTCHA!!!
Soejammy came in flying with a full swing of his Oblivion to Zaku's head to send him flying. Zaku then bounced into two Zakos before seeing mini versions of the Komusai around his head and feeling his head hurt.
Zaku: That was a cheap shot!!
Soejammy was keeping his stance up as he looked to where Kitty was at. Kitty was holding her own as she was with the others. Gouf took this chance to charge in at Soejammy to attack from behind. Soejammy anticipated this and swung Oblivion to defend against the attack.
Soejammy: Don't think I forgot you, One Arm-Larry.
Gouf: Who the hell is "One Arm-Larry"???
Soejammy holds up a prosthetic limb that looked to be metallic as Gouf looked to where his other arm is and sees it was his equitable arm.
Gouf: HOW THE HELL DID YOU-!?
Soejammy: Maaaaaaaaagic~
Gouf: I can see why Zaku is annoyed with you now...
Zaku: I BEEN TELLING YOU THAT THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!
Gouf: Oh, I'm sorry if I had trouble believing you... WITH HOW YOU ARE CONSTANTLY ANNOYED OR ANGRY!!
With Zaku and Gouf focusing on each other, Soejammy uses this moment to prep the bomb that was on Gouf's arm as to secretly put it back on.
Soejammy: Sorry to cut the chatter short, but you two are in need of seeing a flight with your minions~
Gouf: What are you talking about??? We just started-
Soejammy grabbed Gouf by his other arm and soon tossed him towards the charging Zaku.
Zaku: Let me at him! I'm gonna- BWAH!!!
Gouf crashed into Zaku as the Zakos closed in to check on their Commanders. A ticking sound could be heard as a Zako made notice of this.
Zako: Um, does anyone hear a ticking noise, Zako?
Looking around, the others were trying to figure that out, but looked at Gouf and to his arm. Gouf looked to Soejammy as he waved his free hand that previously held Gouf's arm.
Gouf: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Zaku: Don't tell me... It's that stupid missile again...?
Gouf: Yes...
Zaku: I hate you, but I HATE that runt more.
Gouf: Agreed.
The two explode with the Zakos as they crash into the Komusai and then get sent off into space. Soejammy was laughing at their misfortune before realizing something and held his head.
Soejammy: SHIT!! I FORGOT TO ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR NEW BOSS!!!
Hearing the shout, Dark Pit looked at Soejammy with the most unimpressed look anyone could ever have.
Dark Pit: You left me...To fight these things to interrogate those robots...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT?!
Soejammy: You try fighting them while being shot at and deal with one that can literally fire missiles from their hand! I got too caught up with my own thinking to remember that!!!
Dark Pit: How do your friends even deal with your idiocy...?
Soejammy: I help them survive with my knowledge and skills. It's a good compensation.
Donald: NO IT'S NOT!!! YOU CAUSE ALL THE TROUBLE WE HAVE!!
Soejammy: Now that's a lie! The Heartless cause the most trouble, but I don't control them!
Donald: You almost took my head off with a machete!!
Soejammy: Emphasis on ALMOST.
As it looked like sparks were about to fly between Donald and Soejammy, a cough interrupted them from the smaller Hades.
Hades (Disney): As much as I love the tension between the two of you, a fight would be much more entertaining.
Soejammy: And how about instead of the duck...
Soejammy looked towards the smaller Hades.
Soejammy: How about you take me on?
The smaller Hades looked at Soejammy and then at his bigger self and began to laugh.
Hades (Disney): OH!! HO HO!!! OH man... That is a laugh. This mortal, am I right?
Soejammy: That wasn't a joke. I intend to take you on.
It's almost as if time had frozen in this moment with how still and silent everyone was as they looked at Soejammy. Snapping out of the frozen state, a group yell was heard.
Everyone but Soejammy and the Hades: ARE YOU INSANE?!
Beat: I understand wanting to fight, but even I know taking on Hades alone is a bad idea!
Sora: If he's a God of the underworld, what will happen if you lose?!
Chibi: This doesn't seem like a good idea...
Kitty: This is just too risky! We can't risk losing you...!
Soejammy: And I need answers, and with the metal morons gone-
Dark Pit: That you FAILED to interrogate!!
Soejammy: -pee brain Hades here needs to be talked to.
The smaller Hades looked to be about to go into flames once again from being called pee brain, but instead smirked.
Hades (Disney): Fine. In the impossible chance you win, I'll answer your questions. But what do I get when I win~?
Soejammy looked at Hades and placed a hand on his chest.
Soejammy: You'll get...my soul.
Kitty: Jammy, you can't do this! There has to be another way to get answers-
Not allowing Kitty to finish, Hades smirked more and immediately agreed.
Hades (Disney): We have a deal! But on one condition, none of your pals can intervene with the battle. It's just you and me mortal.
Soejammy smirked as he got his weapon ready.
Soejammy: I knew you would say that.
Hades (Disney): If we have an agre-
Soejammy: BUT!!
Hades stopped mid-sentence as he looked at Soejammy.
Soejammy: That means YOU can't get help from Heartless, no help from big, tall, and gruesome-
Hades (Icarus): Standing right here really.
Soejammy: -and that means not using tricks to get the upper hand. No titans, no giant three-headed guard dog, no creatures bigger than I am, and certainly no hostage taking. If you don't follow those terms of rules, you have no deal with me. And the big boy here needs to leave if you lose.
Hades looked like he was about to lose his top with being called out for tricks he was planning to do. But Hades soon recomposes himself and holds out a hand and forces out a sentence.
Hades (Disney): FINE! Shake my hand, and then we can fight.
Many people seeing this wanted to step in and stop the deal before it happened, but all would be too late as Soejammy shook Hades' hand and sealed the deal.
Soejammy: Let's get this show started.
The group couldn't hide their worry about this fight, but didn't want to risk the consequences of intervening and making Soejammy lose his soul. Having no choice, the group watched from the sidelines as Soejammy got into a stance with his Oblivion.
Soejammy: I hope you're ready.
Hades (Icarus): Yes, please be ready. I don't wish to leave without my fill of chaos here.
Hades (Disney): Relax! The kid's got nothing on me that he won't surprise me with. I mean, come on~ What can he-
Soejammy: Freeze Ray!!
Soejammy fired a beam of ice that froze Hades in place with a surprised look on his face.
Hades (Icarus): You were saying...?
The ice was slowly melting away, melting quicker as Hades' flames were burning brighter and hotter. As the ice was melting away, a comment was muttered by Donald that had the group laughing quietly to themselves.
Donald: Viridi was right. This guy really could use some anger management.
Hades: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
The ice exploded off of Hades as he was completely in a full flame.
Hades (Disney): THAT is the last time I become humiliated by the likes of you!!!
Soejammy: You say that, but that was like what? The 5th time I did that now? How many times is it going to take for you to take me seriously?
Hades (Disney): More than enough!!!
Soejammy smirks as he takes a stance to fight against Hades.
Soejammy: I'll warn you, God of Death. I won't be an easy opponent as you think this will be~
Hades (Disney): And I'll show you just how POINTLESS I think you are!!!
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Hades soon began to create fireballs to chuck at Soejammy multiple times. Soejammy would dodge and cast ice magic to counter the attack as Hades kept Soejammy at a distance. The two dodged and attacked each other from a distance. The others on Soejammy's side were nervous as the Goddesses watched the fight between him and a God.
Palutena: This is dangerous. I never heard of a human taking on a God. Let alone Hades...
Hades (Icarus): I'll have you know that I'm much more powerful than my counterpart here. If anything, I could crush my fair companion.
The other Hades looked at his big counterpart.
Hades (Disney): Heyheyhey~ What's the harsh feelings for pal???
Hades (Icarus): Hey, I don't play favorites here~ I just do what I please as I see fit~
Hades (Disney): Touché~
Seeing the distraction Soejammy began to charge his Oblivion with magic as the two Hades talked to themselves. When Soejammy charged up his Oblivion, it had hardened into a blade with ice as steam from the ice made itself apparent.
Soejammy: Ice Magic: Absolute Zero Blade!
The Oblivion's blade was covered in ice that showed how cold it was radiating from it.
Viridi: Did he just encase his blade in ice???
Sora: Is that even possible, Donald???
Donald: How should I know!?
Soejammy began to charge towards Hades as the bigger one began to notice this.
Hades (Icarus): Might want to watch out~ The tyke is coming right at you~
Hades (Disney): Him? Ha! Like what can he do to-
Looking at Soejammy, Hades looked to see the Oblivion being thrusted towards him as Hades yelled out of fright and dodged. Soejammy focused power to his blade as to extend the blade of ice towards the direction where Hades went.
Hades (Disney): He's extending the reach of his blade!?
Bringing his hands up, Hades began to work his fire to stop the growth of the ice from Soejammy's blade. It only slowed it down as Hades had to vanish from where he was and teleport to a random location in the arena.
Hades (Disney): That was very cold to try a trick like that, little man.
Soejammy: No one said I couldn't try tricks like that. That was your fault considering your group is watching us.
Hades grew serious when Soejammy said that.
Hades (Disney): You know, huh?
Soejammy: Would only make sense since you're trying to start a fight. Doesn't help your claim considering you're the one who brought us to this world.
Soejammy said in pointing his Oblivion towards Hades.
Soejammy: And quite frankly, I'm tired of the whole "spying" you people are doing on us. So, get that vizier, the boogie, the octopus, the pirate and even the witch herself, Maleficent and leave us alone.
Hades looked at Soejammy as the information he knew on the group as he was enraged more.
Hades (Disney): You know, you're becoming more problematic than you're obviously worth to that guy.
Soejammy: Who? Who are you talking about??
Hades (Disney): Let's just say, you're the whole reason why that lady lost her leadership.
Soejammy widened his eyes after hearing Maleficent had lost her leadership over the other villains.
Soejammy: So there really is someone else calling the shots now!?
Hades (Disney): Oops. Might have let a few things slip.
Soejammy: Who is it that is leading you all, if not Maleficent!?
Hades (Disney): Wouldn't you like to know~
Soejammy grew angry at being taunted by Hades. The others were listening to this as the others began to get alarmed by what they heard.
Sora: There's others trying to attack us?!
Donald: They could be the ones causing all this mess!
Goofy: And who even made Alice disappear!
Beat: If that's the case! We need to help Jammy right now!
Beat was gonna charge in when Kitty grabbed him.
Kitty: No! If we act, that will give the other Hades a reason to attack back!
Looking up, they could see the bigger Hades had been ready to begin attacking at the first sign of an agreement being broken.
Beat: Grrr...! I keep forgetting about him...!
Kitty: We can't deal with someone that big...! That's why we can't jump in to help...! Jammy made that deal knowing we can't handle him...!
Palutena: So, he wasn't just trying to seek for the rush of a fight-
Viridi: -but to also keep us all safe considering who we're dealing with??
Pit: He's like a professional strategist!
Dark Pit: Or that he knows too much more than he should know. The way he knew about the Chaos Kin, how he reacted to the other Hades, and how he saved me from being taken down with the Chaos Kin. Plus, from what I heard, he knew about the Chaos Kin way before he was even explained about it. Like he already knew about it and how to save Palutena.
Soejammy looked at Dark Pit as he was being analyzed.
Soejammy: (Damn... He's faster than I thought in analyzing. I knew he was good at taking in information and processing it quickly, but to see through my own deception...? I'll have to finish this quickly.)
Soejammy prepared his blade once more and held Oblivion with both hands to get ready once more.
Soejammy: I'll beat an inch of your life. I want answers from you.
Hades (Disney): Uh, Lord of the Dead? How can you when I am the dead himself?
Soejammy: If you're dead, then why run like your life depended on it?
Soejammy surged as he thrusted his Oblivion to begin extending the blade of ice on his weapon to rush at Hades. The God himself began using his flames to try and keep the blade's tip away from him as Soejammy began to close in the distance. Soejammy began to focus his imagination as to make ice blade replicas of the Oblivion to send towards Hades.
Hades (Disney): What in the!? Just what is this kid capable of!?
Sora: Donald? How is he doing that??
Donald: You're asking me??? How should I know??? I may be a royal mage, but my thinking isn't that convoluted!! I couldn't come up with complex stuff like that!
Kitty: It has to be Jammy's innate ability to come up with ideas on the fly! Imagination is only what our magic can perceive, right?!
Goofy: So, uh, Jammy must be thinking on a deeper length in order to execute tougher abilities!
Soejammy launched his hand to send the replicas at Hades as he called out an attack.
Soejammy: Ice Manipulation: Blades of Ice!
Hades shot fireballs at each replica of the Oblivion that came his way. Hades kept observing as he saw another one heading his way.
Hades (Disney): Cut it out, you rotten lowdown little-!!
When Hades fired another fireball, the fireball consumed the blade, but it soon appeared out of the fireball and struck at Hades' side.
Hades (Disney): What the-!? I thought-!! Huh!?
Looking at the blade that lodged itself into the ground, Hades saw it was the real Oblivion that Soejammy had launched next as the ice melted from around it.
Hades (Disney): He threw the real one!?
Soejammy got in close as he tightly gripped the ice replica of Oblivion in his hands.
Soejammy: You're not messing with someone that is inexperienced in the art of battle. I have faced many lengths of enemies and learned many tricks just by observing each battle I have witnessed. I take those skills, and allow myself to get stronger. Although these are borrowed techniques, I make use of them as I shape them in my own way. Prepare yourself Hades!!
Swinging the replica of Oblivion, Soejammy slammed it into the side of Hades, launching him away while making more ice replicas of Oblivion to float and launch with his control of the ice.
Beat: Look at him go!!
Pit: He's putting Hades on the defensive!?
Viridi: I knew he was mischievous in sneaking away with the Lightning Chariot, but to outsmart a God!?
Dark Pit: It's like he's reading all of his moves two-steps ahead of him!
Soejammy closed in the distance again as Hades kept dodging each strike while a replica in the air strikes Hades on the openings.
Hades (Disney): GRRRR!!!
Soejammy: What's the matter Hades?! Getting angry at losing your cool!? WHY DON'T YOU CHILL!!
Soejammy points the replicas at Hades as he strikes the ground with one of them. Ice began to form on the ground as it began to rush towards Hades.
Soejammy: Ice Magic: Surging Ice Rush!
Soejammy rushed with great speed as he slammed each replica in certain points around Hades. Ice was at Soejammy's feet as his speed was increased to go faster on ice. Hades kept throwing fireballs and shot beams of fire at Soejammy, only to miss each strike.
Hades (Disney): Quit moving!!!
Soejammy focused on his strategy as he panted softly. The others noticed this as Palutena could sense Soejammy's weakening strength.
Palutena: Something's wrong... Soejammy's weakening...
Pit: Huh?? What do you mean, Palutena???
Palutena: Soejammy is exerting much of his strength, to keep using ice magic to this degree must be exhausting him...
Ice began to climb up against Soejammy as the ice was causing him to shiver.
Viridi: Whatever magic he's using, his body is not being able to compensate for going that fast!
Dark Pit: Going that fast while using ice like that, it'll begin freezing every nerve he has.
Soejammy's breath could be seen as how cold his body was feeling as he kept placing more replicas into the ground for more effect.
Soejammy: (Faster... Have to w-work faster...!!)
Soejammy kept placing the replicas as Hades kept trying to hit Soejammy with the fireballs. Soejammy began to slow down as he fell to one knee as his skin was beginning to cover in ice and his breaths could be seen.
Hades (Icarus): Just what does he plan to do with all that ice? If it's to create a wonderful winter to kill plants, I wouldn't mind~
Viridi: Hold your tongue Hades!!!
Soejammy tries to get up to continue going, but the other Hades soon grabs him.
Hades (Disney): Not so FAST! You little worm!
Soejammy: Ngh...!!
Soejammy was grabbed as the ice kept going around the area around them. The ice didn't go past where the replicas were as Palutena saw this.
Palutena: Pit, do you see what I see about the field?
Pit: Huh? I mean, Jammy placed them down. Using the ice, he made himself faster, but it also harmed him...
Dark Pit: Not that! Look closer!
Looking at the replicas, they could have reached out further even from out of the area where Soejammy and Hades were fighting.
Pit: They're not extending their reach further than where the fight is happening!
Kitty: But why?? What does Jammy intend to do???
The others kept watching as the ice kept crawling up Soejammy while the heat from Hades was increasing.
Hades (Disney): I REALLY hate seeing people escape from death, and you are one PESKY fly!!!
Soejammy: Just means that you can barely catch a human like me~ Ha... Ha... Ha...
Hades gripped Soejammy's neck more as he glared at him.
Hades (Disney): I'm tired of this...
Hades snaps his fingers as the army of Hades appears around Soejammy's group.
Pit: Huh!?
Palutena: What!?
Kitty: Ah!!
The army surrounded them as each had weapons pointed to them.
Hades (Disney): Ever heard of rule 3?
Soejammy: About how rules were meant to be broken or meant to be bent...?
Hades (Disney): That's right~ And you never said I couldn't summon these pint-heads. All's fair, am I right~?
Soejammy looked at Hades with a glare as the others soon began to fight. Soejammy looked back to see this happening and looked at Hades.
Hades (Disney): Scared?? Scared for your friends?? Ha! I love taking people by surprise like that. Now, how to bring you to hell~
Soejammy looked at Hades as he began to chuckle and grin at Hades. This confused him as Hades looked at Soejammy.
Hades (Disney): You like that? I do admit, it is something funny to chuckle about~
Soejammy: Ha... Haha... Not that. I'm just thanking you.
Hades (Disney): Thanking me? For what???
Soejammy: This. NOW!!
https://youtu.be/9U98SQOpNlU
A light shone out of Soejammy's pocket as a hand reached out to grab Hades by the neck. Coming out of the pocket fully, Mini-Nep had drank the juice from Wonderland again as she also transformed into Purple Heart!
Purple Heart (Mini-Nep): HAAA!!
Purple Heart slammed Hades to the ground as Soejammy was on the ground getting up slowly.
Hades (Disney): WH-WHAT THE?! How did you fit a woman this big in your pocket!?
Soejammy: If your group had been paying attention, you all would expect what I had done in that other world.
Hades widened his eyes in remembering the moment when Soejammy faced against the card soldiers and how the woman also popped out of his pocket.
Hades (Disney): You gotta be kidding me...! This woman is-!?
Soejammy: That's right. Mini-Nep once again drank the liquid I had stashed away from the other world to allow her to change sizes! I kept multiple with me and they are stored away in my pockets. I expected you to summon this world's enemies. I intentionally left that out as to make you think I didn't know about that. In fact, I WANTED you to break our contract!!
Soejammy points to Hades as the ice around him recedes away as to show his control of his magic.
Soejammy: I pretended to let the ice affect me by letting you think I was getting affected by the ice! One may not think it, but I'm gifted with high internal heat! So, the cold doesn't bother me that much! Giving me just enough resistance to withstand such harsh cold!
Hades (Disney): Why you little sh- GURK!!!
Purple Heart slammed Hades against the ground as Soejammy summoned more replicas of the Oblivion.
Soejammy: You thought because I was getting weakened by the cold, you let your guard down to get close to me. Now, how to dispose of you... And how to bring HELL TO YOU!!
Soejammy pointed at Hades as the God of death raised a hand.
Hades (Disney): Hey! Hey!! We can work something out! H-How about a ticket!?
Hades made a ticket appear that was for the Olympus Coliseum for the games that was being held there.
Hades (Disney): I can give you this! Let me go, and I can give you this! A ticket for a game! What do you say?
Soejammy snatched the ticket and smiled to put it in his pocket.
Soejammy: That is something I would like. But you broke our deal.
Soejammy snapped his fingers as the replicas thrust themselves into other places where he wanted. The ice began to react as it began to intensify towards the middle.
Hades (Disney): Heyheyhey! We can still work something out! Huh!? What do you say?! Shake on it~??? Eh...?
Soejammy looked at Hades and snapped his fingers for Purple Heart to quickly get away from Hades. The God of death went up quickly, but when trying to move, his feet began to get stuck in the ice.
Hades (Disney): Hey! What is-!!
Soejammy: This was my plan from the start. To make you think I would believe you keep your end of the bargain. I knew you would try to cheat and lie. That's why I went along with it. Instead of you leading me on, it was the other way around as I had already intended to do what I began half-way in the duel.
Soejammy turned to his side and pointed to Hades with a proclamation.
Soejammy: My real goal was to freeze you in a block of ice!!!
Hades widened his eyes as the God tried to burn away the ice, but it was forming faster around Hades than he could burn away.
Hades (Disney): WHY ISN'T THIS-!!!
Soejammy: Ice Magic: Eternal Freeze. It's a spell I had focused on to make my replicas focus on your point of origin. By doing so, they will freeze you until each one is destroyed. By setting multiple, even your flames won't be able to burn the ice away NOR stop them as they are at the same time.
Hades widened his eyes more and looked at Soejammy.
Hades (Disney): You rotten little!! Wait until I get out of here! I will make you-!!!
Hades was soon frozen in ice as it kept forming to have Hades in the air. The ice soon was made into a spherical orb that was in the middle of the replica Oblivions as Hades was defeated in that moment. Soejammy looked up at the Hades of this world and summoned his Oblivion.
Soejammy: So, do YOU intend to keep your end of the bargain and leave? Or do I need to get my hands dirty more?
The bigger Hades looked at Soejammy and smiled as he soon began to clap.
Hades (Icarus): Bravo! Bravo!! I never seen anyone plan anything like that before! To be honest, you humans surprise me~ Good touch on freezing the other me like that. That was very clever on your end~
Soejammy: But the question is, are you going to keep the deal the Hades here made? Or are we going to start trouble?
Soejammy had Oblivion ready to strike as the bigger Hades raised a hand.
Hades (Icarus): Now hold on~ I was just congratulating you on your victory. I was very surprised you planned this far ahead~ It did provide much entertainment~ So, as compensation for how you showed this performance, my army shall retreat from here.
Snapping his fingers, Hades calls his army off as he was the main leader of them in this world. Soejammy lowered his weapon and stared at Hades.
Soejammy: I take it you'll keep the deal that was made in this fight?
Hades (Icarus): But of course! I may be shrewd, but I love a good fight and pay willingly to see the best entertainment! You have my thanks. But know this, once the fight begins again, there will be no stopping me from doing what I wish.
Pit stepped forward and raised a fist to Hades.
Pit: And I'll be the one who will defeat you, in the name of the Goddess, Palutena!!
Hades (Icarus): We'll see, Pitty Pat. Ta ta~
The larger Hades vanished as the situation died down. Soejammy fell to his knees to take deep breaths while stabbing Oblivion into the ground.
Soejammy: Haaaa... What a drag... I'm sure as hell glad he left...
The others rushed up to Soejammy as Sora and Kitty helped Soejammy to his feet.
Sora: You really got to stop doing risky moves...
Kitty: You're scaring the hell out of us!
Soejammy: Wouldn't be the first time someone told me that...
Palutena: What did you do to this Hades? I know his flames tried to burn away the ice, but they fully encased him.
Viridi: I witnessed magic in my life. But THIS overtops anything I experienced!
Soejammy: Trade secret... Not telling now... If I may ask... Is there any food for me to eat...? I'm starving...
The group looked at Soejammy as they all began to laugh. With the others beginning to recuperate, it would be finally time to leave the world. But not without doing one more thing.
Soejammy: One more thing that needs to be done... Kitty?
Kitty looked at Soejammy as he smiled.
Soejammy: Care to find the Keyhole before we go~?
Palutena: "Keyhole"??
Viridi: What's that?
Kitty was about to explain when the Oathkeeper appeared in her hand and raised itself to the sky to make her hold onto it with two hands.
Kitty: W-Whoa! I never seen it do this before. What's happening?!
The Oathkeeper soon began to pull Kitty up to the sky as the others watched from the bottom.
Soejammy: Huh... Didn't see that coming.
Dark Pit: How about trying to explain what the hell is going on?!
Pit: This isn't a normal thing for you guys???
Sora: Nope... This is the first time the Keyblades have ever done anything like this. Donald? Goofy? Any idea what's happening?
Donald and Goofy: No clue at all.
Beat: Want me to fly up there and get her?
Soejammy: No wait. Let's see what happens.
As the others were watching to see what would happen, Kitty was clinging onto the Oathkeeper tightly.
Kitty: Don't look down...Don't look down...If you can't see the height, then it's no-T-THERE!!
A yelp was at the end of her sentence as Kitty glanced down and saw the height. Though Kitty's focus was split between the height and something she saw on the ground.
Kitty: The floor... Is the Keyhole...?
Suspending herself into the air, the Oathkeeper began to line itself up to where the Keyhole was as the tip flashed to signal the Keyhole. The floor where everyone was at began to glow and light up. The tip of the Oathkeeper began to glow brighter as it shot a beam downward to the Keyhole. Entering the Keyhole, the beam begins to fill the hole up as it does so completely before a loud locking sound could be heard before disappearing. Kitty smiled knowing that the world is going to be safe from the danger of the Heartless and the villains that are spying on them.
Kitty: Alright, another world safe! Now to just get back to sweet, sweet safety on the ground!
The magic soon began to run out of the Oathkeeper as the area around Kitty stopped floating.
Kitty: E-Eh...?
Kitty soon began to fall as she yelled out while flailing her arms, all color draining from her body in fear.
Kitty: HELPME!HELPME!HELPME!HELPMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not wanting to see the fall, Kitty immediately closed her eyes. Soejammy looked at Palutena and tugged on her dress.
Soejammy: Excuse me, could you uh-
Palutena: Oh, right. Of course.
Waving her wand, she cast the same power that she uses on Pit to give the power of flight. Kitty feels an immense surge of power as she feels weightless and floats in the air. Feeling this power, Kitty slowly opened one eye before her eyes widened in surprise seeing she really was floating in the air.
Kitty: E-E-Ehhhhhh?!
Wanting to question how this is possible, but too scared that she's going to fall again, Kitty quickly did her best to land on the ground. Getting on the ground, Kitty lays on it as she sighs in relief.
Kitty: Sweet ground...~ Sweet merciful ground...~
Soejammy: Did the kitty have a good flight~?
Kitty quickly looked at Soejammy and pounced at him and was on top to hold his collar to shake him up.
Kitty: "Let's see what happens"?! "Let's see what happens"!?!?! I should claw at your face and make you feel lemon juice in your open cuts!!!
Many of the group winced at this threat, knowing the sting from lemon juice in open cuts. Soejammy however, just looked unfazed and just kept teasing Kitty.
Soejammy: You mean to say that this kitty actually HAS claws? I was starting to wonder~
Kitty had a red glint in her eyes as she soon held her hand up to produce claws.
Kitty: Well, why don't we stop that wonder~? How about you see I have claws firsthand~?
Soejammy looked at Kitty as he made a statement.
Soejammy: If there is ANYTHING about today, is that I saved you and I regret nothing of what happens now.
Kitty pounced on Soejammy and began to claw at him while sounds of his yelping could be heard. Hearing this, the group decided to just stay out of it and just comment on the scene instead.
Beat: They say it's the quiet ones you need to look out for...
Pit: This just reminds me not to make women mad...
Palutena and Viridi: What's THAT supposed to mean!?
Pit: N-Nothing! Nothing at all!
Dark Pit: And people wonder how I'M related to him.
As the group kept talking, the yelping and clawing had stopped. Getting off Soejammy, Kitty got her Oathkeeper and focused on a spell.
Kitty: I hope this works... Heal!
Casting the heal spell on Soejammy, the wounds on his face soon go away fast just as how they had appeared earlier.
Kitty: Yes! It worked!
Soejammy: Ugh...
Soejammy had swirls in his eyes as the magic only cured physical injuries, not mental. Realizing what she has done, Kitty looks at Soejammy feeling guilty.
Kitty: I'm so sorry...! I shouldn't have reacted like that...!
Donald: Kitty! For the love of magic! DON'T be SORRY!!
Kitty: I am going to say sorry with how bad I hurt him!! Especially after he had SAVED MY LIFE!
Later...
After the Gummi Ship was summoned after doing some preparations, Soejammy was loaded into the ship by Donald and Goofy.
Donald: Why did we have to load this dunderhead onto the ship...?
Goofy: Gwarsh, don't be like that Donald. Jammy has helped us a lot on this journey, we can help him too.
Donald: THEN YOU HELP HIM THEN! HE HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SET ME ON FIRE AND FROZEN ME SOLID!!!
Donald dropped Soejammy's head on the ramp and went into the ship and left Goofy to drag Soejammy on by his feet. When Goofy got Soejammy onto the ship, the group gave him questioning looks as Goofy helped Soejammy into a seat. Mini-Nep had returned to her normal form and jumped back into Soejammy's pocket.
Sora: I thought Donald was helping you get Jammy onto the ship?
Beat: And how long is big bro going to be in this state?
Chibi: Is Jammy going to be okay?
Kitty: Knowing Jammy... He'll probably be rested for the next world by the time we arrive...
Donald: One thing for sure, is that I'm not wasting this chance! I'm getting the ship to the next world before he has a chance to get on the controls!!
The group sweated as Donald took the controls as the others were about to board when Kitty turned to face towards Pit, Viridi, Dark Pit and Palutena.
Kitty: Thank you for being patient with our group. We know it can be... "Crazy" to deal with...
Palutena raised a hand to smile at Kitty.
Palutena: Think nothing of it. Had you all not come along, who knows what TWO Hades had planned together. I wouldn't want to know. Your friend made quick judgments to deal with Hades by himself. If anything, we thank you all for being here.
Pit: Yeah! If you weren't here, Lady Palutena wouldn't be back to her old self!
Dark Pit: And I would be dead because of the Chaos Kin.
Viridi: But I guess we have to do something to reward you. So, as a slap to the guy's face for deceiving me...
Viridi soon began to pour some of her energy into Kitty as Kitty felt her own power rising from this.
Kitty: H-Huh?! Wh-What did-!?
Viridi: Relax, will ya??? I'm just giving your body access to be able to use the Power of Flight. If Palutena could give you her power, why not unlock it with mine??? Call it thanks to your friend or rub it in his face. I don't care which.
Kitty couldn't hold back her giggle at this as she smiles in return.
Kitty: Well, thank you for the power of flight, and for helping us all.
Donald: Kitty! We're leaving! I want to get out of here before the idiot wakes up and takes over the ship again!!
Giving Palutena's group one last goodbye and thank you, Kitty quickly got into the ship and buckled up before Donald took off. As soon as everyone was ready, Donald quickly started the journey to the next world, enjoying the peace and quiet of not having to fight for control of the gummi ship.
World: ???
Location: Villain's hideout.
Chronos looked at the projection as he slammed his fist onto the table.
Chronos: DAMN IT!!! HADES DID NOT HEED MY WARNING TO FUCKING TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!! That blasted dead God underestimated him!!!
A chuckle could be heard as Maleficent walked in.
Chronos: What do you want, Witch???
Maleficent: I'm just "watching" as you take great focus on one person. Why does such a person make you want to target them?
Chronos: What my business is has NOTHING to do with yours. Take the many worlds of their hearts. It matters not what you get, I want to see this man suffer.
Maleficent: Then why go through such lengths? Why not fight him yourself?
Chronos: And yet, I don't see YOU doing the same!!!
Maleficent held her ground as she was undeterred by Chronos.
Maleficent: Whatever it is you want, just make sure it doesn't get in my way of my objectives. Kingdom Hearts shall be mine. I'll have no one get in my way as I see fit.
Chronos: Keep your damn Kingdom Hearts. All you'll be doing is someone else's work as you die regardless, Witch.
Maleficent glared at Chronos and gripped her staff.
Maleficent: Kingdom Hearts is not for anyone else but me!! How dare you make such a claim!!
Chronos: And you will die for it because of your mistakes. Now... I have something I must do. A certain "lazy head" never decided to join their ridiculous party. I think I'll pay them... A beating.
Chronos began to walk away from the table as he entered through a secret passage to an office for himself. Maleficent watched as she observed the table.
Maleficent: The sooner this "Chronos" is dealt with, the more my leadership will be brought back to me.
Jafar: And if not?
Maleficent turned towards Jafar in hearing him speak from the shadows.
Maleficent: Then the bearers of the Keyblade shall prove most useful in my own endeavors, even if they stall my plans for Kingdom Hearts.
Maleficent smiled as the scene went dark with her eyes being shown in the darkness.
Chapter 6. End.
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