Chapter 11: Belly of the Beast. The Duck Supremecy Happens.
Third point of view
Location: Gummi Ship, Kitty's room
Soejammy and Kitty were just relaxing in the room together as they had been sleeping for a while. The moment Soejammy begins to wake up, a camera shutter sound could be heard as he looks to see Nintega close to the bed with a camera.
Nintega: This is going up on the Nepstagram when I get home~
Soejammy's eyes widened when seeing Nintega close and having taken a picture of them. Soejammy looked at Kitty to still be sleeping and Nintega having a smug look on his face.
Nintega: Hi~
Soejammy: Nintega. Delete that pic. Right. NOW.
Nintega: I don't think I will~
Soejammy: Don't you dare!
Nintega: #Jammy&KittyCouple!!
Soejammy: NINTEGA!!!!
Soejammy throws Kitty off of him and begins to chase after Nintega.
Nintega: #ProtectorOfNekos!
Soejammy: GET BACK HERE!!!
Nintega: #LoverOfNekos!!
Soejammy growled in annoyance and got his Keyblade out.
Soejammy: #HOTSHOT!
Nintega looked at Soejammy as he was charging up a fire skill.
Nintega: Uh-oh.
Nintega worked on his post and got ready.
Nintega: And...post.
Soejammy: STREAM!!!!
A loud explosion in the Gummi Ship as alarms were going off and caused the ship to stall and stop moving through space.
Soejammy: Oh god damn it...
Nintega: #YouMissed!
With the alarms blaring in the ship, everyone woke up with a startle to them along with the yells of an angry duck captain.
Donald: WHAT HAS THAT PALOOKA DONE TO MY SHIP THIS TIME?!
Nintega: Jammy did it!
Soejammy: Only because you started it!!
Nintega: At least I don't wield my fire like a maniac!!
Soejammy: The great fight against the Cave Guardian! Does that ring any bells!?
Nintega thought about it and remembered about Agrabah.
Nintega: Oh right...
Soejammy and Nintega growled and headbutt each other to glare at the other's mistakes. Donald was getting furious over the situation himself as everyone else arrived, even an annoyed Tsun-Kitty, trying to block out all the alarms.
Kitty: Can someone please shut these damn alarms off?! Who even set them off and how???
Hearing Kitty asking about it, Soejammy and Nintega did the best thing possible.
Nintega and Soejammy: Donald did it.
Donald immediately reacted as he swung his staff to hit the idiots with it, the others looking at Nintega and Jammy with blank looks.
Everyone else: Not buying it.
Soejammy: Come on. It could be him. He is a hot head.
Donald: I AM NOT A HOT HEAD!! I was driving the ship when the alarms were set off, and you two are the only ones who would cause this to happen!
Nintega: Could the off chance be that you might have hit something?
Donald: Are you implying I hit something I shouldn't have... ON MY OWN SHIP?!
Nintega and Soejammy looked at each other and gave a nod before looking at Donald.
Nintega and Soejammy: Yes.
Before Donald could make things worse with the steam about to turn into smoke from a fire on his head, Goofy managed to get the alarms turned off as everyone sighed in relief.
Riku: That's a relief...
Sora: Those alarms are seriously loud!
Jiminy: I agree. But thank you to Goofy for turning them off.
Goofy: Gwarsh. It was nothin'.
Donald: Can we all agree to keep those two palookas AWAY from each other? They cause enough chaos in each world, we don't need it on the ship!
Nintega and Soejammy: We do not! That is offensive!
Looking at the two, Soejammy and Nintega were in clown outfits now. Soejammy holding a horn squeezed the ball two times to make a honking sound. Kitty rolled her eyes and pulled the clown wigs off their heads, tossing them to the side before crossing her arms.
Kitty: Alright, what were you two fighting about?
Knowing Kitty wants an answer, Soejammy pointed at Nintega.
Soejammy: He took a picture of us sleeping.
Nintega: YOU SELL OUT!!
Gaining numerous tick marks, Kitty's eye twitched as she looked at Nintega.
Kitty: Delete.It!!
Soejammy: He already posted it.
Nintega: JAMMY!!!
Kitty: ...You have a five second head start to run Nintega...
Nintega: Now wait...! Hold on a second!
Kitty: For what?! You came into my room when we were sleeping and took a picture!!!
Nintega: You two looked cute!
Kitty did blush softly at this, but still hissed in annoyance.
Kitty: That is no reason to take a picture and post it online!!
Nintega: I post everything on Nepstagram! The time Jammy and I fought the Cave Guardian, the time when we played Among Us, the time we planted a pie trap for Donald-
Soejammy: Bro!
Donald: What. Pie. Trap...?
Soejammy: Nothing that should concern you, nor your clean habits.
Donald: If you have done ANYTHING that will mess with my ship, I am going to personally leave you in the next world!!!
Nintega and Soejammy: Kitty wouldn't let you do that.
Nintega: And besides, my Keyblade allows me and anyone to travel with me. You can't trap me anywhere, I'll ALWAYS ESCAPE!!!
Kitty: Yeah... Straight into the ground like an ostrich.
Nintega: THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!
Kitty: And then you tried the same trick again. Twice then.
Nintega: Not my fault my Keyblade is part Neptune!!!
As the playful bickering kept happening, Donald groaned and just went back to driving the ship while muttering about being surrounded by idiots.
Donald: Idiots. All of them. If it were up to me, I would take this ship myself and go looking for the King. Ugh... Things can't get worse.
Looking outside, a giant creature rushes past the Gummi Ship and shakes it up a bit.
Donald: WAK!!! What is that!?
Turning back around, the creature was flying towards Donald and the ship as he reached for the intercom.
Donald: BRACE YOURSELVES!!! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE EATEN!!!
Sora: Eaten...?
Riku: Please don't tell me it's some sort of giant ship eating Heartless we're dealing with now...
Before anyone could ask, everything goes dark and everyone gets knocked out.
Location: Inside Monstro
As the group held their heads when waking up, they could see Donald and Goofy already awake as Donald was banging his fists.
Donald: Knock it off!
Seeing the group waking up, Goofy looked at everyone as he was holding his shield above his head.
Goofy: Is everyone okay?
Sora: We're fine. But what are you guys doing? Where are we, anyway?
As everyone was looking at the surroundings, Jiminy was the one to answer Sora's question as a chest appeared as if out of thin air.
Jiminy: The ship was swallowed by Monstro! A whale of a whale!
Goofy: And for today's weather: Expect showers.
As Goofy said this, another chest came flying onto the shield and bounced off it onto the ground.
Goofy: Heavy showers!
Donald stopped knocking his fists as the group walked over to Donald and Goofy, Donald instead looked up and yelled.
Donald: Hey! Who's there?
As everyone looked up to see who Donald was yelling at, they saw someone looking through a treasure chest. His name is Pinocchio, a wooden puppet who came alive and dreams about becoming a real boy. Hearing the yell, Pinocchio stopped rummaging through the chest as looked at Donald.
Pinocchio: It's me.
Donald: Oh, it's just Pinocchio. Pinocchio?!
As Donald exclaimed in surprise, Jiminy jumped up onto Sora's shoulder and looked up as he called out to Pinocchio, seeing him walking away while holding some boxes.
Jiminy: Pinocchio? Pinocch, where are you going? Pinocch!
Pinocchio kept walking away as Jiminy jumped on Sora's shoulder while speaking.
Jiminy: Come on everybody! After him! Quick!
Soejammy looked at his friends and sighed.
Soejammy: Get ready to chase after this pesky kid... Oh wait...
Looking at Riku, Soejammy sighed.
Soejammy: Actually, never mind. Forgot Riku was with us.
Riku: What does that supposed to mean!?
Soejammy: Well, let's get going. Allons-y!
Soejammy dived into the water where Riku began to yell after Soejammy.
Riku: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY ME BEING HERE!?
Kitty: He always speaks in cryptic ways... Best take what he says as compliments...
Pointing her Oathkeeper towards the water, Kitty freezes the water so she can walk on it.
Kitty: Honestly, swimming is not fun with clothes. Walking is just easier.
Sora: Um... Kitty...
Kitty: I mean, have you EVER had wet clothes?? I do. It sucks!
Riku: Kitty.
Kitty: Wet clothes sticking to you is just uncomfortable.
Nintega: Kitty!!
Kitty: What!?
Being stopped in her tracks, she felt her foot being grabbed as she looked down and gasped. In the ice was Soejammy who was frozen solid in the ice as he was growling in anger at being frozen.
Kitty: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!!
As Kitty was about to thaw Soejammy out of the ice, she stops herself and thinks.
Kitty: Actually, you froze me in Minecraft when you had Frost Walker. I was frozen under the ice in that game. This should be payback actually.
A muffled scream from Soejammy could be heard as Kitty yanked her foot out of Soejammy's hand.
Kitty: Have fun~ You always said the cold never bothered you~
Getting over the ice fast to dry land, Kitty looked at the group to get over as well. As they did, Kitty thawed out the ice to get Soejammy out as Nintega asked a question.
Nintega: This was revenge for all the times he's caused chaos as well isn't it?
Kitty: Eh, Minecraft and all the chaos. Just glad no items were lost in Minecraft... I would have been screamed at by a lot of people on that server...
Nintega: Remind me to never make you mad...
Kitty: You always do!! This is a one time thing with Jammy as he was laughing instead of helping me! Never going to leave him frozen, ain't going to be seen as frosty.
Once Soejammy was thawed out, he climbed onto a nearby floating piece of wood and breathed.
Soejammy: I WILL GET YOU BACK, YOU TSUN-KITTY!!!
Kitty hissed in annoyance as she groaned.
Kitty: Many regrets thawing the ice now... And how many times have you got me back for something I did in a game?!
Soejammy: I know, but still, fuck you!
Kitty: This was the first time I ever did something back to you for a game! You big hypocrite dummy!
Kitty and Soejammy looked at each other and began to laugh as Soejammy looked at Kitty.
Soejammy: That was pretty funny.
Kitty: Agreed. I am sorry about freezing you by mistake there... Just trying to make it easier to get over.
Soejammy: I totally agree. Should have thought of it myself honestly. That's a first.
Kitty: Did the great Jammy who always takes everything on himself admit he didn't think of something himself?! What is the world coming to???
Before Soejammy could say or do anything, Kitty walked away to begin looking around to get used to the surroundings and find Pinocchio.
Kitty: Now... Where did that boy go?
Hearing a voice, it sounded like an older person rather than Pinocchio.
???: What have you got there, Pinocchio?
Hearing Pinocchio's name, the group decided to get closer to the voices.
Pinocchio: With this, we could get out of here, Father.
???: Really? With this big block? You think so?
Sora: It's true.
The man and Pinocchio looked over to the group when hearing Sora's voice, the group climbing up onto the boat when they're presence became known.
Sora: So, how did you end up here, Pinocchio?
???: Oh my. So the whale swallowed all of you, too? My goodness.
Saying this, the man walked up to the group as Sora answered his question.
Sora: Seems like it.
Geppetto: My name is Geppetto. I'm Pinocchio's Father. When we got separated, I traveled all over, looking for him. Thank goodness we're together again.
Thankful that Pinocchio and his father have been reunited, it makes Kitty smile while Riku steps up.
Riku: Then what should we do to get out? I doubt just attacking the inside is going to hurt it.
Sora: Not much we can do there...
Goofy: Well, there must be something we can do.
Soejammy: We could always-
Donald: NO!!
Soejammy looks at Donald with an annoyed look.
Soejammy: You didn't even let me-
Donald: Nope!! No words from you!!
Goofy: Maybe we should let him finish though, he has made a lot of suggestions to help us before.
Nintega: At least Goofy has some trust.
Soejammy was about to say something, when he became encased in ice!
Donald: No! After all that's happened, I'd rather us try and figure it out for ourselves! For all we know, he and Nintega brought the whale on us after the explosion they made!!!
Kitty: Listen to yourself for once! Why would they do that when they're trying to help everyone and save our friends, Kairi and your king?
Looking away from Donald, Kitty focused on thawing out the ice around Soejammy as Nintega helped. When the ice melted, Nintega looked at Soejammy.
Nintega: If the duck tries anything, I'll freeze his beak shut. Now what is it that you were going to say?
Soejammy looks at Donald and crosses his arms.
Soejammy: You know, I think I'll sit this one out. Let the Duck handle rescuing everyone for once.
Everyone looked at Soejammy surprised at this, except for Donald who was more relieved that he wouldn't be dealing with the chaos.
Donald: Fine by me!
Soejammy walked over to where Gepetto and Pinocchio were at as he stood by the chair.
Soejammy: Mind if I sit here?
Gepetto: None at all! You're our guests!
Soejammy: Thank you.
Soejammy sat down on the chair as he just relaxed. Everyone was looking at Soejammy and then at Donald.
Nintega: What just happened!?
Donald: Me winning for once! Now! We need to figure out how to-
Before Donald could finish his order, a roar could be heard echoing in Monstro as the whale sounded like he was in pain.
Nintega: What the f-
Looking to see Pinocchio, Nintega held back his words.
Nintega: -heck, was that???
Kitty: Thank you for not saying what you were thinking. But agreed, what was that?!
Goofy: That was one loud roar for sure!
Riku: From the sound of it, even the whale didn't like that...
Sora: Heartless?
Riku: That's what I want to believe. And if they're here to take hearts... Wouldn't that make the whale holding us be thrown back into space if we're not careful enough???
As everyone was getting worried about the situation, Soejammy called out to Donald with a classic sarcastic remark.
Soejammy: Well, you wanted to take charge. So get everyone out of this. Go my Blazing Phoenix Duck! Save everyone while I relax here!
If Donald hadn't wanted to be in charge, he would be yelling at Soejammy to get off his lazy butt and help. But instead, he kept calm and did his best to take charge.
Donald: If we don't want to be lost in space, we need to take down all the Heartless.
Sora: From what we've seen mostly, it was huge Heartless commanding the lesser ones.
Riku: Or someone with control of Darkness commanding them as well.
Donald: Then find the Commander and take them down!
Soejammy: Oh, this should be good. Have fun kiddies~ Let papa know how the experience is~
Kitty: Usually I think I hate Nintega... But I KNOW I hate you for sure right now.
Soejammy: Don't blame me, blame someone who wanted to be in charge for once without my thinking involved.
Donald: The sooner we get this done and prove your "help" is not needed, the better!
Soejammy: And I'll be enjoying roasting your ass when the time comes when you yell for my help.
Donald was going to retaliate, but took some deep breaths and instead just began walking away to prove his point about not needing the help.
Soejammy: $20 says the Duck gives up during a boss fight!
Though the group were weary about this as they knew how hot headed and stubborn Donald is, the comment from Soejammy got some laughs from the group, a lot agreeing with that statement as a loud echo was heard.
Donald: I HEARD THAT YOU BIG PALOOKA!!!
Soejammy: Heh. That Duck will be singing praises when I show up to save the day. Just you wait.
Soejammy laughs as he looks at Geppetto.
Soejammy: Got anything to drink? This may take a while.
Geppetto looked at Soejammy and shrugged his shoulders and began to get some water for Soejammy.
Location: Chamber 1
As the group followed Donald deeper into Monstro, the area looked like a chamber of colors that had walls that pulsed like a heart.
Kitty: Is this what the inside of a whale usually looks like?
Nintega: You do realize we're in a universe where fictional characters are actually alive.
Kitty: And I stand corrected, again!
Riku looks to Sora and whispers out of earshot of Donald.
Riku: Okay... Where are we going to go in this giant whale?
Sora: You're asking me? I was going to ask you.
Riku: Why would you ask me if I'm asking you???
Sora: Same as you!
As everyone was pondering their own thoughts, they all were thinking about if Donald even knew where he was going but didn't dare say it. Goofy and Jiminy however, were the brave souls to ask the question.
Goofy: Are you sure you wouldn't need any help getting out of here Donald?
Jiminy: Monstro isn't exactly a small creature, maybe it's best to have all the knowledge we can get to be able to get everyone out of here.
Donald: Oh no! You're not suggesting we get that idiot back there, are you!?
Goofy: Well...
Donald: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! We've been fine in the past without him and we'll be fine now!!
Jiminy: But have you been inside a whale???
Donald: Well, no... But it doesn't matter! That palooka thinks we need his help!? He'll be begging to join us again after I lead us to where we need to go!!
Rolling her eyes as she knew this was going to go badly, Kitty smirked as she whispered to Nintega.
Kitty: I bet one week of being able to call you a simp freely that Donald will need Jammy's help~
Nintega: The day Donald asks for Jammy's help... That'll be the day you get to call me that!
Kitty: Then accept the bet so I can enjoy it for a week.
Nintega: Fine, deal.
Nintega and Kitty shake hands on it as Donald pointed to a random passageway.
Donald: I say we should go this way!
Beginning to walk off, the group looked at each other as they cautiously began to press onward through Monstro's inside.
Somewhere else...
World: Hollow Bastion
Location: Planning Room
At Hollow Bastion, Chronos was looking at the group through the projection as normal as he chuckled.
Chronos: That idiot and Duck are going to be the end of this group with their constant feud with each other.
A chuckle from a woman could be heard as Chronos looked at the approaching person.
???: And yet, they seem to always be escaping from your devilish traps.
Chronos: Hold your tongue, you Sea Hag. Unlike you've ever contributed to helping all of us out.
???: Ha! Just try moving on land with these tentacles. You wouldn't survive at all.
Revealing who it was, it was Ursula, the Sea Hag of Atlantis and nemesis to King Triton. Like an octopus, Ursula has tentacles but just 6 instead of 8. Magic was allowing her to glide across the ground just softly.
Chronos: Speak you hag, why have you come out of your world? Decided to contribute something finally? Or have you come to annoy me more?
Ursula: Now what would I gain to annoy someone like you? You already showed Maleficent a thing or two, messing with you sweetie is the last thing anyone needs.
Chronos suddenly appears in front of Ursula with a blade to her throat as he glared at her through his suit's eye.
Chronos: Do not test my patience. If I wanted, I would turn your sorry ass into sushi and feed you to the sharks.
Ursula: You could at least think of something other than sushi, sure there are more popular dishes than that. But still wanting to remain alive, I am actually here to help.
Putting his blade away, Chronos glared at Ursula.
Chronos: Then talk. I'm currently tracking the annoying pests as they travel through a giant whale. And it's not going so smoothly if I say so.
Looking at the projection, the images would be normal one moment, and then begin to distort for a minute or two. Seeing the projections becoming distorted made Ursula raise a brow.
Ursula: This doesn't usually happen, never had trouble like this before. But then again... Since it's common knowledge of spying, is someone blocking projections somehow? Or could just be a bad signal from a giant whale.
Chronos: Could be the reason for it. But I'm still not sure.
Ursula: Then wise leader, what do you think it is?
Chronos began to think as he looked at the projection of Monstro and thought out loud.
Chronos: The whale seems to have multi-functional parts inside of it, causing the projection to destabilize in tracking too many signatures.
Ursula: Well that makes it trickier to stop them if we can't even see where they are properly. Unless we just send someone into the whale themselves to keep a better eye on them, but even that is risky.
Chronos: Hmph... For once, you have a worthy idea.
Surprised, Ursula smiled and leaned against the table.
Ursula: Really now? Guess I really am worth my time-
Chronos: So that's why I'm sending you into the whale to have a better surveillance on them.
Right when Ursula was smiling, she then became shocked by the sudden command.
Ursula: Excuse me!? Why should I have to go!?
Chronos: You offered the idea, that falls to you on going in there and giving those meddlesome idiots who they're dealing with. After all, everyone must contribute, even undersea Sea Hags like you.
Ursula: Then send one of those robots or something, and I'll work my magic under the sea at my strongest. Those idiots won't know what they'll be dealing with when I get my hands on what I need.
Chronos looked at Ursula as he suddenly appeared next to Ursula with one of her tentacles and sliced one of them off. Ursula screams in pain in losing a tentacle as Chronos uses his gauntlet to heat up where it glows a bright red and grips the tentacle where he cut it off at.
Ursula: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Chronos: Think of your tentacles like a cat. You just lost one of your nine lives.
Ursula: But I only have six tentacles!!!
Chronos: Who said I was counting nine of them?
Ursula looked at Chronos as she then felt a blade to her neck as Chronos was showing how serious he was.
Chronos: Your head is the final life.
Ursula looked at Chronos as the blade was pushed closer.
Chronos: Had I wanted it, I would chop that head of yours off and feed you to the sharks of your world. But your power of wielding the Trident is needed to give them a fight for their lives.
Chronos suddenly was back at the altar as he looked at Ursula from a distance.
Chronos: Do as you're told and go inside that damned whale!! Disobey me again, and you lose two MORE lives!!! FIND THEM!!!
Ursula, fearing for her life, does as she is told and disappears to go to Monstro as told. Chronos looked where Ursula used to be standing as he tried to keep using the altar to see if he could get a vision inside the whale.
Location: Inside Monstro, Chamber 3
As the group was following Donald, the heroes had come across a new Heartless called Search Ghost. This kind of Heartless was like a surveillance Heartless as it would alert other Heartless nearby should someone come across their search light. Their attacks allow them to have reach as they do not possess physical hands, letting them use them to attack from a small distance away if needed. They can turn invisible and then reappear to drain some of someone's stamina should they get caught in the attack. This attack would then become stored in the enemy, and if not defeated on time, they would regenerate their own power with the health they stole from their target.
Kitty: Ghosts.... Because of course we have everything else as Heartless, so why not ghosts... What next, Zombies?!
Nintega: Heh, bet that would scare you. Jammy told me about the Resident Evil movie and how you couldn't even finish it.
This earnt Nintega a glare from Kitty, fire raging in her eyes.
Kitty: Ever mention that incident again, and I am picking you up and using you as a weapon like you did to me in the Scott Pilgrim game!!
Nintega: THAT WAS A GAME!!
Kitty: Technically speaking, this is also a game. Only difference, our lives are in danger, and you're the one with the more powerful Keyblade!!! Also... You've got 10 years of experience from the past, making you right now more experienced to handle these! Unless we were trusting Donald even to lead a fight...?
Looking at Donald, the Duck himself was trying to attack a Search Ghost, but ran into a wall of Monstro instead.
Donald: Darn no good Heartless making me run into walls...!
Donald was about to swing his wand next when a Search Ghost appeared in front of him and took some of his HP and knocked him out from the damage he had been taking.
Riku: The Duck is down, again!
Sora: Really!?
Goofy: Donald really isn't the best when fighting up close...
Kitty: And this whole situation just got worse, when his stubbornness made us not have one of our best fighters...
Nintega: Just power through it...! We can heal Donald or he gets his Second Wind... For the 10th time now...
Kitty: I can feel the confidence in that statement... Sarcasm intended...
Sighing to herself, Kitty moved away from Nintega and headed over to Donald quickly to avoid being caught and use her magic to heal him. Unexpectedly, a Search Ghost popped up in front of her and spooks her and attacks with its hands to deal some damage. Kitty lifted her Oathkeeper and began to shoot Fira magic randomly as the recoil of the Keyblade being fired each time sent fireballs in any direction, mostly hitting the Heartless. Ironically, it finishes the ghosts off.
Nintega: Huh... That happ- OW!!
Nintega spoke as a fireball hit him in the butt as the initial sound caught Kitty's attention.
Kitty: Huh? Who got hurt???
Nintega: Me! Look what you did to my ass!
Nintega said as he pointed to his burnt pants as the group could see his boxers.
Riku: Aren't your clothes supposed to help minimize the damage?
Nintega: Apparently Kitty has high magic and it was able to break through some of the enchantments.
Kitty giggled softly as she held Oathkeeper behind her.
Kitty: Um... But-!
Nintega looked at Kitty with his back to her with his palm out to her to stop.
Nintega: No butts!
Nintega said while pointing to his butt as he casted Curaga to heal the damage he received healed him and his clothes.
Sora: Huh. Wish I had magical clothes like that in the future.
Nintega: Spoilers in the future.
Sora: Huh??? What do you mean???
Nintega: Not telling you! Can someone revive the Duck? I think he's burning.
Riku: We at least need a water spell with how much he gets burned... Figuratively and literally.
Sora: Actually~
Sora lifted his Keyblade as he then casted Blizzara at Donald and turned him into a frozen statue with the fire out.
Sora: One frozen duck.
Goofy: You must have learnt that from Jammy.
Sora: Nope. Just watched Jammy do it enough times. Ice spells can freeze stuff over.
Kitty: He'd be so proud of you if he was here with us right now.
Donald growled once he regained consciousness and was stuck as a frozen statue.
Donald: Who's the wise guy?
Nintega: Isn't that supposed to be you since you wanted to be the leader so badly?
Donald broke out of the ice and rushed up to Nintega and glared at him.
Donald: That was never funny! It has NEVER been funny!! Stop with the jokes!
Pulling Donald away from Nintega as the constant fighting was getting her annoyance building up more and more each day, it was getting to a breaking point as Kitty looked at Donald.
Kitty: Nintega is right. YOU wanted to be the leader, YOU wanted to prove you didn't need Jammy, YOU act like a leader then if you're so determined and GET US OUT OF HERE!
The others looked at Kitty from her yelling as it served as a constant reminder to not push her over her limits. Donald was still annoyed as the glare remained, but he remained silent as he moved away and started walking ahead of the group.
Riku: Jeez, can that Duck get any angrier?
Sora: We're talking about the same duck right? He's going to beat Hades soon with how many flames he has growing on the top of his head.
Riku: True. But Donald is set on trying to prove based on wanting to get back at Soejammy. His objective is wrong,
Nintega: Well it's going to be tough to even make him see that. Teamwork is the best case scenario here to be able to achieve all goals, but he can't see past the hate right now. All we can do... Just get out for now, and hope for the best in the future.
The others looked at each other quietly and hoped Soejammy was doing okay on his end.
Location: Monstro's Mouth
Relaxing on the roof of Geppetto's ship, Soejammy was just getting some much needed rest as Geppetto called out to him.
Geppetto: Excuse me, you going to be sleeping up there?
Soejammy: Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm just chilling here. No worries about me, just waiting to hear that one word to echo through this blubber of an animal.
Monstro groans as if hearing Soejammy speaking about him.
Soejammy: Oh, yeah, whale?? You want to spit me out and duke it out??? Be my guest! Oh wait!! YOU CAN'T!!!
Geppetto: Why are you picking a fight with a whale?!
Soejammy: I have to cause chaos somewhere. It's my natural instinct!!!
Geppetto: Are you sure that's the best idea? We're already stuck in here until we get out, don't want to make it upset.
Soejammy: Geppetto, we're going to be shot out of this whale eventually and you're going to wind up in a world called Traverse Town, there is very little chance something bad is going to happen to you.
Geppetto: And how do you know this for sure?
Soejammy: Just give me the benefit of doubt. Besides, it's not in my nature to make someone worried.
Soejammy began to relax on the top of the ship again as he closed his eyes to take a nap.
Location: Chamber 6
The group looked exhausted along with looking worse for wear as Riku was holding his arm.
Riku: Augh... What is with those round bellied Heartless??? Any time I tried to attack, they turned around and deflected my attack as if it was nothing to them...
Sora: You think you got it tough? Try dealing five Soldier Heartless at the same time.
Goofy: We should hopefully be out of here soon. We got to be getting closer to finding a way to get everyone out soon.
Donald: Exactly! What's a few fights if it means freedom?
Apart from Jiminy and Goofy, glares were sent onto Donald from the group as they've been fighting this whole time as he just gave out orders, not even helping.
Nintega: Love to hear you say that when you ACTUALLY try doing some fighting for once.
Donald: What!? If you haven't figured it out, I'm not a combat expert! My strength lies in my magic!!
Scoffs were heard from the group as even then, Donald was lacking in that department.
Riku: Really? Because I'm pretty sure there's a magic called "Cure" that could heal our injuries right now that we are getting constantly.
Donald: Can't you guys do it too?
Nintega: WE USED UP ALL OUR MAGIC!! WE'VE BEEN USING IT MUCH MORE THAN YOU!!
Donald: Not my fault that you've been using it a lot!
Sora: It really is your fault! You keep getting attacked by enemies and letting them hit you! It isn't hard to at least just whack them away with your staff!!
Donald: You try fighting with a staff that could break if too much force strikes it!
Riku: That sounds like an excuse to me...
Donald: IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE!!!
The group began to argue amongst themselves as Goofy, Jiminy and Kitty stayed out of it.
Jiminy: This isn't going well at all... I'm not sure if we're even getting close to finding a way out...
Kitty: And it doesn't help when they all begin to argue like this...
Goofy: We need to get them to stop arguing if we want to keep going...
Kitty: Or maybe just let them get it out of their systems and just take a quick breather...? Everyone is exhausted...
After Kitty says that, Donald, Nintega, Riku, and Sora all begin to get into a scuffle with each other as it was 3 on 1 against Donald.
Nintega: You have no idea where you're going!
Riku: You keep blaming us for mistakes when you're the one making them first!
Sora: You have so much magic, because you keep failing to not take damage from the enemy!!
Donald: SOMEONE!!! HELP ME!!!
Jiminy, Goofy and Kitty all looked at each other before deciding to just sit down and rest, watching the scuffle going on.
Kitty: You know... Actually watching a scuffle instead of being in it, is more fun to watch.
Goofy: How long do you think this is going to go on for?
Instead of answering with words, Jiminy sat on Goofy's shoulder as he took out his journal to begin updating it with what's happened in the adventure. After 15 minutes, the group finally breaks as all 4 participants were either bruised or their clothes torn.
Donald: You all heard Soejammy that I am the leader for this place!!
Nintega: Oh get real! Jammy let you be the leader because he was tired of you complaining!
Sora: Yeah! Not to mention how he sold you out on knowing your lie to us!
Riku: If anything, I understand why Jammy even wants to roast or put the Duck on ice even more now.
Donald: JAMMY THIS! JAMMY THAT!! I'm so SICK of hearing that name!!
Nintega, Sora, and Riku: Jammy, Jammy, Jammy, Jammy.
Donald began to yell as he was turning red with anger.
Donald: If someone doesn't like me leading, they can lead instead!!!
Nintega: And that is where you're wrong.
Donald: Huh?
Nintega: Jammy put YOU in charge. He left us to you. Until he says so, you're in charge of our care and safety. And you know what Jammy will do if any of us disappear while we were under your care, right?
Donald could see the intense stare Nintega was giving off as he glared back.
Donald: If you disappeared, it would make me happy.
Nintega glared back at Donald and summoned out his Keyblade in anger.
Nintega: Is that a threat?
Donald looked at Nintega with a glare before turning to enter another Chamber in Monstro. Nintega put his Keyblade away and groaned.
Nintega: What was Jammy THINKING when he did this!?
Sora: That's what I want to know!
Riku: I can see why Jammy even made Donald the leader this time around, Donald has no sense of direction NOR the combat needed to keep himself safe along with helping us.
Kitty: And that could be the exact reason WHY Jammy did this...
Goofy: Gawrsh, you really think so?
Kitty: I do. We've all seen it. Jammy hates Donald with a passion and yet still saves and helps him because he's still a teammate and knows we need teamwork. If Donald learns that Jammy has had good intentions this whole time for everyone... Could it make it easier for everyone's goals to be met? Finding our friends AND the King? For Donald to learn that we're all on the same side?
The group looked at Kitty as Riku was the first to speak up.
Riku: "Teamwork"??? If anything, Donald had just been ordering us around like we were soldiers.
Goofy: Well, he is the Royal Magician, and myself as the Captain of the Royal Knights...
Kitty: But this could be the lesson Donald needs to learn. We're not pawns or puppets, whatever he thinks we are. Let's face it, everyone knew that this was going to fail badly with Donald in charge, but maybe getting that first hand experience might at least get him to listen even a little.
Nintega: You'd be surprised at how hard headed Donald can be, Kitty...
Kitty: As hard headed as you are about not being a simp? Please... You're worse than him in stubbornness...
Nintega: Will you cut that out!?
Kitty: Nope. Not until you stop calling me a Tsun-Kitty, happening never.
Nintega: Oh, you mean like this? Tsun-Kitty!
Kitty: Claws don't use magic, Simpega...!
Nintega and Kitty glared at each other with tick marks poking out of their heads.
Nintega: Touch one claw on this hair, and I'll make you into a frozen statue!!
Kitty: And yet, I still lit your clothes on fire with basic magic!! Do you REALLY want to risk that again?!
Nintega and Kitty kept glaring at each other as they heard a voice from the next Chamber.
Donald: WILL YOU ALL STOP GOOFING AROUND!!! WE'RE STILL NO CLOSER TO FINDING THE HEARTLESS BOSS!!!!
Groaning at the orders again, Kitty looked at Nintega with a deadpan look.
Kitty: Seeing your point now... How about a temporary truce where I set him on fire and you cool him off with some ice?
Nintega: How about you set him on fire, and I freeze him with his terrified look of being on fire?
Kitty: Evil! But I love it~
Nintega: Jammy would be proud of us~
Sora: Come on... You're really going to do that?
Kitty and Nintega looked at Sora who was listening to them.
Kitty and Nintega: With what he's put us through? Yes!
Sora: You could have at least invited me to use lightning magic to electrocute him first.
Nintega: Oh, be our guest! Makes it easier to get a sneak attack on him!
Kitty: Jammy would be so proud right now.
Soejammy (Echo): HA!!!
Hearing the sound, the group looked really confused and yet worried.
Kitty: Was that... Jammy?
Nintega: I believe so, yes...
Riku: But he's not even here...
Sora: How did we even hear him then!?
Soejammy (Echo): Maybe I am talking in your heads~
Geppetto (Echo): Young man, just what are you doing?!
Soejammy (Echo): O-Oh! Sorry, Mr. Geppetto! I was just trying to mess with my friends!!
The group looked at each other and all facepalmed at the same time.
Riku: Even when not here... He still causes chaos...
Sora: It's Jammy... Who do you think we're talking about??
Soejammy (Echo): I heard you, Spikesalot!!!
Sora: WHY!? YOU KNOW MY NAME IS SORA!!!
Soejammy (Echo): I know, but still, screw you!!!
Geppetto (Echo): That's not very nice at all to say to your friend!
Soejammy (Echo): Don't worry, we're always like this. It's how I mess with my friends.
Sora: Well stop messing around and tell us what you want!!
Soejammy (Echo): Nothing. I just wanted to give you all a hard time by playing mind tricks. Later!!
With that, Soejammy stops yelling into the tunnels to echo his voice to the group. There was a mixture of groans, eyes rolls and huffs at being messed around with, but that was less annoying then the yell from the duck leader.
Donald: WILL YOU ALL JUST GET A MOVE ON ALREADY?!
Nintega: The sooner we get this done... The better...
Saying this, Nintega headed into the Chamber Donald went into, followed by the others to avoid being yelled at again.
Location: Chamber 4
After going through many rough fights and battles with Heartless inside Monstro, the group, except for Donald, fall to the floor of the Chamber they were in.
Donald: Okay... This place looks new.
Kitty: Yes... A new place... Again...!
Riku: Another time that has been said...
Nintega: We should have gotten a rewards card... Get a free drink with points earned every time Donald says that...
Sora: WIth how many times he has... The next is free...
Goofy: A drink sounds good at this point...
Donald: Will you all quit it with the sarcasm?! This place does look new!!
Jiminy: Then hopefully it's where the Heartless Boss is... Not sure how many more fights everyone can take...
Groans could be heard in the room as Donald stood proudly and looked at those he was in charge of.
Donald: Quit your groaning! We're almost there!
Kitty: Permission to freeze the Duck's beak if he says that one more time if we're not almost there...?
Nintega: I thought Sora had that job...
Sora: No, I was on lightning duty...
Kitty: Oh yeah... You were in charge of the ice Nintega...
Nintega: Right... Just let me get the strength to get up and he'll be unable to speak until we get back on the ship...
Donald growled as he looked at all of them.
Donald: How are you all tired!? You're not like this usually!!
Riku: That's because-
Donald: And don't you dare MENTION that name!!
Sora: Well it's true!!
Kitty: Jammy is there fighting with us and not bossing us around constantly...!
Riku: Even if he did, at least he knows what he's talking about when it comes to combat!
Donald groaned and was getting angrier and angrier by the second when being compared to Soejammy.
Donald: Once we get to the Heartless Boss, let's see who's really the better leader there! Now GET UP so we can get moving!!
More groans could be heard as the group hoisted themselves up and helped each other up, leaning against each other for a moment to get their balance so they didn't fall back onto the ground. With the thoughts of getting back onto the ship motivating everyone to continue to get some well needed and very much deserved rest, they dragged their feet to take one step at a time.
Donald: Come on! We're almost there! Where is everyone's energy at!?
Nintega: Gone... By you, "leader", not doing anything but giving orders that caused more harm than good...
Riku: If you ask me, I'd rather just go back with Jammy and just sit this one out. I'm not listening to this Duck anymore...
Kitty: Go ahead Riku... We have no idea what we're walking into, and it's best for someone to be safe then increased danger...
Riku shook his head as he looked at Kitty.
Riku: And leave you to the quack head? No thanks...
Kitty snickered softly at the nickname for Donald, but it was her turn to shake her head.
Kitty: Everyone is exhausted and we can barely stand as it is. It's not about staying with Donald, it's about whether you think you could fight a boss right now.
Riku looked at Kitty and then to the group.
Riku: I would rather stick with you guys as Sora is my friend. And I know if I leave you alone, Jammy will get me for sure if I didn't stay to help.
Kitty: Just leave Jammy to me if he tries anything, you don't be friends with that doofus for years and not learn a trick or two. But I admit, I admire your loyalty to your friendship with Sora, that's really kind and brave of you Riku.
Riku: Thanks. That means a lot.
As the group stuck together to face the boss, they headed to where Donald said the boss should be as Sora looked at Nintega to ask a question.
Sora: You seem to be knowledgeable about this situation, can you tell us what the boss is going to be?
Nintega: If I remember right, it will be a boss called Parasite Cage. It has tentacles and a small head on top of its big stomach section that can spit acid from this beast's stomach. It mainly attacks with its tentacles, so fire spells or just whacking it would work best on attacking the small head. Just be careful not to get too close though as it can suck you in and trap you inside it.
With knowing what to expect and having an idea on how to be able to beat this Heartless Boss coming up, there was some hope in the group that this may not be too bad.
Location: Bowels
The hope the group had did not last for very long as everyone soon arrived at where the cage is SUPPOSED to be.
Donald: We have finally made it! The boss should be right... Here...?
The confident turned questioning statement was rewarded with mixed reactions, seeing no Parasite Cage in sight.
Nintega: Huh? Where's the Heartless at?
Donald: Maybe your info's outdated.
Nintega: It's not! I'm sure the Heartless was meant to be here!
Kitty: Will you two shut up for a moment???
The two quickly shut up as Kitty focused, raising her ears as she was sure she heard something, and it sounded familiar to her. When she realized what the sound was, her eyes widened as she grabbed Donald and pulled him away from where he was standing.
Donald: HEY! What's the big id-
However, he wasn't able to finish his sentence when bullets were sent flying down to where he was just standing, along with the cries of one angry robot.
Zapper Zaku: Oh come on!! That was the perfect target!!
Grappler Gouf: Maybe if you had put the silencer on like I TOLD YOU, then you wouldn't have missed.
Zaku: SHUT IT BEFORE I BLAST YOU TO SMITHEREENS!!! Where's the damn silencer ON YOU?!
Gouf: Unfortunately it's non-existent, just like your brains.
Sora: And of course they're back...
The group looked up with groans at having to deal with this, seeing the ship with Zaku, Gouf and Dom standing on it.
Sora: Why do they keep popping up almost everywhere we go!?
Nintega: I doubt they're fans... Wait...
Nintega looked at Zaku and yelled at him.
Nintega: Are you guys secretly our fans???
Zaku: WHAT!? NO!!! WHAT LAME IDEA DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE!?
Nintega: Just checking. No need to lose your head.
Zaku: WITH IDIOT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!?
Gouf: How do we even lose to these guys...?
Dom: No more talking! Get to the fighting already!!
Riku: Heads up! Here they come!
Dom lifts two weapons as they appeared to be rocket launchers and aimed at the group. Firing both, the rockets raced through the air as the gang had to dodge out of the way as the explosion caused Monstro to groan and shut the passage way back out.
Sora: There goes our escape idea!
Nintega: You have ideas?
Nintega soon slid across the floor to be looking at Sora from below him with a notepad and pen ready.
Nintega: I must examine your mind.
Sora: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Kitty: Focus dumbo!!! Unless you want to be blown up!
Nintega: The sake of research! I must know! I must-
Nintega didn't get a chance to finish his sentence as Sora rushed away while Nintega was blasted away by an explosion and into the squishy walls around them.
Nintega: Okay... EW!!!
Kitty: Tried to warn you...
Nintega: The walls of Monstro or the attack? Because both really suck right now.
Kitty: The attack. But the walls can work too.
Nintega: Don't patronize me.
Kitty: Fine, I'll do it when we're safe.
Nintega growled as a laser sight was locking onto him. Looking over, it was Gouf who was getting ready to attack with a homing rocket.
Kitty: Uh, you got shit to do, I'll just be over here!
Kitty began to move fast as the rocket was fired. Nintega got up quickly and began to run as the rocket was right on his ass.
Nintega: NOT THE BUNS!!! MY ASS ISN'T MADE OUT OF IRON YET!!!
Riku: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE JOKING AROUND!!
Sora: Do you really think that's going to work?
Sora looked at Riku with a stare as he knows how it has been like with Soejammy most of the adventure.
Riku: Good point...
Zaku: Hey! Where is that one organic!? I was told he was here, but all I see is his lackeys!!
Kitty: NOT his lackeys, you damn talking target practice!! But he left us to our doom with the duck...
Donald: DOOM?! This is not doom! We made it to where the Heartless Boss should have been thanks to my leadership!
Even the three robots had to look at Donald with a blank look, not believing it for a moment.
Gouf: Yeah, sure. Because you've always been so good at leading. Even Zaku would make a better leader than you.
Zaku: HEY!! DON'T YOU- Wait, that was a compliment? WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT!?
Gouf: Take it as you want, bullets for brains.
Zaku: NOW THAT IS AN INSULT!!
Goofy: Well he does seem to be quite obsessed with his guns...
Gouf: THANK YOU! Finally, someone understands!
Zaku: Do you two want a piece of me!?
Zaku got his submachine guns ready along with his gatling gun as he aimed at both Goofy and Gouf.
Gouf: You know, in hindsight, it was probably not the best to insult the crazy robot with the many bullets he has.
Goofy: Gwarsh, you're right.
Bullets began to fly as both Gouf and Goofy began to run away with Zaku chasing after them.
Zaku: GET BACK HERE YOU TWO!!! MY GUNS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!!!
As the rest of the group watched, they all looked at each other with sweat drops.
Sora: Should we go and help Goofy or try to deal with the last robot and get out of here...?
Riku: Never thought I'd see something like this... But yes, let's fight against the last one while the other two are dealing with each other. Goofy's shield seems to be indestructible, so I'm not worried if the bullets hit against it.
Nintega: Good point. Just please don't let me get blasted onto the walls again... Worst experience... Of all time...
Sora and Riku looked at Nintega as the two looked at each other.
Riku: Wait, weren't you being chased by a rocket earlier?
Nintega: Yeah.
Sora: Then why haven't we heard the explosion?
The three looked at each other as they looked behind Nintega and saw the rocket hovering just behind Nintega idle doing nothing.
Riku: Is something like that even possible?
Sora: Why is it just hovering behind you!?
Nintega: You're asking me?
Kitty: Maybe Gouf isn't here to keep it going? Who knows... Why are we even questioning this after all the other things we've seen on this whole journey?
Nintega: Let's test that out.
Nintega began to move as the rocket followed him slowly. Nintega began to move fast as the rocket began to move fast with him.
Nintega: NOW THIS IS SOME CARTOONY BULLSHIT!!!
Riku and Sora didn't know how to answer this, but didn't have to as they saw Nintega heading right for them as they began to run.
Nintega: Sora! Riku!! SAVE ME!!!
Riku: Are you kidding!? Save yourself!
Sora: Don't lead that rocket to us!!!
Kitty and Donald watched as the two groups were running around the room doing their own comical thing as they looked at each other.
Donald: Well, this is just stupid.
Kitty: Agreed. Stupid, but in a sense pretty funny considering this is becoming our reality right now. Chaos and stalker robots.
Dom: Yes. Very funny, but not for you two.
Donald and Kitty widened their eyes as they looked behind them to see Dom standing there and looked down on them.
Kitty: I think Dom has the silencer Zaku needs for his guns...
Donald: With how much he doesn't talk? I think you mean Jammy.
Kitty had to bite her lip to stop from laughing, nodding her head in agreement.
Kitty: We may not get along always, but we can agree on needing a silencer for Jammy.
Dom: Are you two done talking? TIME FOR FIGHTING!!!
Raising both arms, Dom almost hits Donald and Kitty with a couple hammer arms as they have dodged to the sides.
Kitty: Okay... He may be strong... But he isn't fast...
Dom: I may not be fast, but I am strong!!
Opening a compartment on his left arm, Dom equipped a Chain Sword on him as it began to operate like a chainsaw. Donald looked at Kitty with a glare.
Donald: Want to keep jinxing us?
Kitty: Oh scared now that you ACTUALLY have to fight?! Welcome to what we've been dealing with this whole time!
Donald: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Kitty just glared at Donald in response and bit back a sarcastic comment, knowing everyone has had to fight and protect him at the same time. But didn't want to risk getting caught unaware by Dom either, focused her attention on him instead.
Kitty: A chain sword? Not a weapon I've ever seen, looks pretty cool though.
Dom: It'll be the last time you see it!
Dom began to head towards Kitty as she raised her Oathkeeper to block against the weapon, the shearing sound of metal grinding against each other with sparks could be heard. No damage could be seen on Oathkeeper as magic was keeping the weapon in good condition against the attack. As Kitty focused on keeping her Oathkeeper raised to block against the Chain Sword, she called out to Donald while trying to figure out how to get Dom away from her for some breathing space.
Kitty: A little help would be good!
Donald: What do you want me to do?!
Kitty: ANYTHING! USE MAGIC!!!
Donald rolled his eyes and raised his staff to then point at Dom to cast Fira at him. The blast of fire hits Dom in his back as he could feel the heat from the magic.
Dom: Guh! That was hot!
Dom's attention went to Donald from the magic as he looked at him with annoyance,
Dom: Seems someone is looking for a fight themselves!
Dom walked up to Donald and glared down at him menacingly.
Dom: Does the duck want to be roasted?
Donald looked at Dom as the robot towered over him. Donald began to chuckle as he began to back up, but his tail feathers were grabbed and lifted him upside down.
Donald: Hey! Put me down!
Dom: What a funny creature. You talk, yell, and do funny stuff.
Donald: You want funny!? I'll show you FUNNY!!! THUNDER!!!
Casting the Thunder spell, the bolt of lightning strikes Dom, but it also shocks Donald at the same time.
Dom: Was that supposed to shock me? You are funny.
Donald: Wasn't... Meant... Too...
Donald coughed up smoke from his bill as Kitty was able to get behind Dom. When getting close, Kitty jumped up onto Dom's back and brought Oathkeeper across the neck of Dom to have a good grip to hold onto him from behind.
Dom: DUH!! Organic on my back!!
Kitty: Let's see you try and get out of this one!!
Dom began to thrash about as he stomped around in circles. Flailing Donald as if using him as a weapon to try and hit Kitty with.
Donald: I AM NOT A WEAPON!!!
Kitty: Sure... Because you're more useful when NOT casting spells?
Donald: Stop patronizing me!!!
Kitty: Trying not to be cut into pieces by a chain sword, so panicking right now!!!!
Dom began to thrash more as he began to move from the middle to the outer rim of the room as Sora, Riku and Nintega were still too focused on the rocket chasing them. Donald was trying to get free, but noticed the three heading their way.
Donald: Hey!! Don't come here with that!!!
Sora: Then get out of the way!!!
Thinking quickly in her panic, Kitty looked at the rocket and hoped for the best with the only plan she could think of.
Kitty: Wait! Bring it over! Maybe if we're lucky, we might be able to get Dom out of the way with an explosion or hit from the rocket!
Donald: NO! BAD IDEA!! DO NOT COME HERE WITH THAT!!
Riku: It's either us, or the duck.
Nintega: ANYTHING TO GET RID OF THE ROCKET!!! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!!
With everyone but Donald in agreement, Nintega, Sora and Riku ran over to where Dom is with the rocket in tow. The three being chased got as close to Dom as they could before moving to the sides and watched in trepidation hoping the rockets wouldn't keep chasing them. Nintega was the last one as he jumped over Dom to grab Kitty by her tail to pull her along to get away from the robot as Dom felt the release on him.
Dom: Huh? Where did the cat-girl go???
Turning around, Dom saw the rocket heading right for him as his singular eye opened up. Beginning to run himself, Dom began to run fast as he changed lanes to be on the outermost portion of the room. This unfortunately was on the path Gouf, Goofy and Zaku were on.
Dom: Watch out! Rocket about to go boom!
Gouf: THEN WHY ARE YOU HEADING TOWARDS US!?!?
Goofy: YIKES!!!
Zaku: YOU BIG MECHANICAL MORON!! DID YOU FORGET WE WERE HERE!?
Dom didn't answer that question as he was silent. Goofy quickly jumped out of the way from the path as Gouf looked towards Goofy.
Gouf: HEY! WAIT!!!
Zaku: GOT YOU NOW!!!
Gouf: STOP YOU MORON!!!
Dom: ROCKET!!!
Looking at the rocket, Gouf, Dom, and Zaku widened their eyes as they tried to run, but got hit by the rocket instead. The blast began to bounce them around the room until the bottom floor opened up to reveal a path downward as the three fell through it.
Nintega: Well... That happened...
Kitty: Who knew a rocket chasing you was what we needed to beat these guys?
Riku: Hopefully not something we need to happen again anytime soon though.
Soejammy (Echo): HEY! WHAT ARE THESE LOSERS DOING HERE!?
Zaku (Echo): AH HA!! FOUND YOU ORGANIC!!!
Soejammy (Echo): WHY ARE THESE GUYS ALMOST EVERYWHERE WE GO!?
Sora: Jammy asking the best question there. They really are stalking us!
Riku: The better question is, if this hole they fell down through led them to Jammy, wouldn't that let us get back the same way?
Nintega: You know... Riku has a point. Who volunteers to go down first to test it out?
Looking around, the group looks to Donald, who was on the ground smoking from the explosion as the group shrugged their shoulders and rolled Donald into the hole.
Zaku (Echo): NOW! TIME TO EAT LEAD YOU- OUCH!!! WHO DROPPED THE DUCK ON ME!?
The group almost burst out laughing at the outcry from Zaku, but it did confirm Riku's theory.
Sora: Well you were right, Riku. Bonus for Zaku being stopped before a bullet barrage could happen.
Kitty: Wait! If they went to where Jammy was, wouldn't Pinocchio and Geppetto be there too!?
There was a silence from the group at the thought that Pinocchio and Geppetto could be in danger too, Jiminy breaking the silence as he panicked.
Jiminy: We got to get down there and make sure they're going to be safe!
Nodding their heads the group jumped down to make sure everything was going to be okay.
Location: Mouth
As the group jumped down, the mouth of Monstro began to shake a little as the water level in the mouth seemed to drop.
Goofy: Looks like some platforms in the water can be stood on now.
Donald: Not the time, Goofy!
Goofy: Huh?
As Goofy turned around, a gun was pointed onto his nose while Goofy crossed his eyes to look at Zaku directly.
Zaku: Hello, hostage.
Goofy: Yikes!
The others also had weapons pointed against them.
Gouf: Hey, Idiot Wonder. We got your friends at gunpoint! If you don't come out, WE'RE GONNA BLAST THEM!!
Zaku: HEY!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY LINE TO SAY!!!
Gouf: Are you REALLY doing this right now!?
Zaku: Considering this organic has given me the most trouble!!
Gouf: Let it go!
Soejammy looked down from above on the roof of the ship, as Geppetto and Pinocchio were with him.
Soejammy: You have to be crudding, kidding me...! Now I have to rescue the duck again???
Geppetto: But those are your friends. Aren't you going to help them regardless?
Soejammy: Of course I am. I'm troubling, not heartless.
Pinocchio: Then what are we going to do???
Soejammy: Just give me time to think...
Soejammy began to think hard as it took him moments to come up with a plan before Gouf began to speak once more.
Gouf: Your friends don't have much time left here!
Soejammy: Think I care about the Duck? You'd be doing more of a service than hostage taking.
Donald: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Zaku: SHUT IT DUCK! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!
Donald: "A headache" huh?? How does this feel then?!
Donald swung arm to smash against Zaku's head, but it didn't hurt Zaku, but Donald instead.
Donald: YEOW!!!
Zaku: You're such a moron. I'm MADE of metal, idiot!!!
Donald: Oh yeah? Then how about I fry you!!
Zaku: You and what way?
Donald: The magic way!!
Donald lifted his staff and swung it to cast Thunder. The spell sends a bolt of lightning straight down on Zaku as the robot yelped with sounds of being electrocuted. His armor steams as the bolt of lightning grayed him out with a puff of smoke.
Zaku: Yeah... That's one way...
Zaku fell towards the ground while Gouf watched this and laughed at his partner.
Gouf: Wow! Never thought I would get a show while on the job. Could this get any better?
Soejammy: How about a second helping in sharing your partner?
Gouf: Wait, excuse me?
Soejammy: You're excused.
Lifting Oblivion, Soejammy casted the same spell as Donald and began to electrocute Gouf the same way. Gouf made a puff of smoke and fell to the ground with swirls in his eye.
Gouf: I should have seen that coming...
Zaku: That's what you get, moron!!
Sora and Kitty looked at each other as Dom was in front of them as they too did Thunder to electrocute Dom. The combined shock of both spells left Dom extra fried as he fell onto his back.
Dom: Too much frying... Why did I get a double dose...?
Sora: You are big...
Kitty: And a lot more tanky to be the fact...
Kitty and Sora poked their weapons at their enemy and shrugged their shoulders.
Kitty: Well that was a lot easier to deal with this time.
Sora: Better than the rocket chase.
Goofy: At least things can't go wrong now.
Soejammy looked at Goofy with an expression as if he had made a mistake.
Soejammy: Don't even say that. Why would you in the name of everything that is sacred say that???
Goofy: Why? I thought it was safe to say?
Soejammy: No. It is NEVER safe when someone says that. Why would you even-
A cackle sound could be heard as it belonged to a woman.
Soejammy: Oh great... I know that sound anywhere...
Looking up, the group could see who was making that sound as Soejammy, Kitty and Nintega knew who it was.
Soejammy: You know, I was hoping to see you last...
Ursula: Oh, how rude. You hurt my feelings.
Soejammy: Don't even give me that crap. You have no feelings. You and your lousy contracts with ways you cheat in them. It's no wonder why everyone hates you.
Ursula: And your snark for insults never ceases from how we've been watching. Such a mouth on you.
Soejammy: Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like to file a complaint? Call: 1-800- I don't give a crap. Go take yourself and throw it into the nearest black hole in this star system. Would sure give us a break from your pain in the ass.
Ursula looked at Soejammy and did not look amused by how she was talked to.
Ursula: And I can see why Chronos hates your guts. You have a cocky attitude along with being very annoying.
Soejammy: Oh, that's a separate number. That's 1-800- kiss my ass.
Nintega: You really don't like her, do you?
Soejammy: No, whatever gave you that idea?
Nintega: Just a feeling.
Kitty: And the sarcasm keeps reigning with you two.
Soejammy: If I'm being honest, would it be any different if I wasn't there or not?
Kitty: Honestly, not really with us all being sarcastic. Just increases greatly with you around.
Soejammy: And yet, I hear no words telling me to stop any time soon.
Kitty: Just don't get killed, and you're free to do it to your heart's content.
Soejammy shrugs his shoulders and crosses his arms.
Soejammy: Kinda hard to kill someone when they get inside your head. But what the Sea Hag does is torture the heart of those that sing her contracts. If anything, it should be her that dies. I don't care if it's through sushi making, or just a trident through the chest. Probably deal with the fake breast implants she has anyway.
Ursula gained a tick mark on her head at the mention of her body.
Ursula: If anything, a trident going through you NUMEROUS TIMES would be the greatest victory!
Soejammy: You think I care how you attack? You could be as big as a skyscraper for all I care, and you wouldn't be able to hit anything like an ant. Not to mention you make yourself a bigger target. You could have all the power in the world, and all you'd be doing is allowing us an easy way to attack you honestly. Fatty. Tubby. Future sushi.
Ursula: You are the most annoying person to have ever known! At least come up with original threats.
Looking at Ursula, Soejammy smirked at being challenged as he looked at her.
Soejammy: Oh, what I was saying wasn't meant to target you specifically. But if you wish it to be more threatful, I can.
Clearing his throat, Soejammy looked at Ursula as his demeanor changed drastically.
Soejammy: Listen here... I don't give a shit what you do. In fact, I rather not see your disgusting face at all. If anything, you're nothing more than a waste of space for fresh air. You're weak as hell with how you need a magical trident to even give you the powers of the seas. And for what? To prove you're better at wielding a stupid trident? You could wield it and grow like a balloon, but that wouldn't change. Because your obsession for power clouds your mind and blinds you from at least being able to live in peace in your own cove away from anyone who can hurt you and you prey on those that you make deals with. You're absolutely nothing and above all else, you should cease to exist with how much pain and suffering you cause to anyone that dares talk to you. All the skills you have and intelligence on magic, and you use it for nothing but more power. I call you a genius, but I'm in the room right now. So, that makes you quite inferior to my intellect and nothing more than a speck of dust, waiting to be blown away... Along with being forgotten like a bad memory.
Ursula looked at Soejammy as she grew angrier at him from how her intellect and morality was being questioned. But taking one look at Soejammy, she soon felt a cold fear run down her spine in seeing the glare he had with the lifeless look he gave in his threat.
Soejammy: So, I'm warning you right now. Either stay out of our way, or the next time I see you... I'll have your head on a damn silver platter... Your choice...
Ursula looked at Soejammy as she wanted to leave, but the threat Chronos had sent chills down her spine as the room felt like it was getting darker with Soejammy glaring at her.
Soejammy: So... If I was you... I'd find some place to hide, never show your face again, and to stay the fuck away from us. I don't care who I face and deal with. But if anything... I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty in blood if it means protecting my friends in killing you.
Everyone felt a cold tension in the air as it was on the verge of suffocation coming from Soejammy.
Soejammy: So, what will you do now, bitch?
Ursula looked at Soejammy as she growled in anger and annoyance from the threats she felt as she snapped a finger. Before anyone knew it, something big dropped down on the group behind Soejammy as he turned around fast to see the big Heartless behind him. The Parasite Cage.
Soejammy: The Heartless!!
Looking towards Kitty, Kitty was trying to get a tentacle away from her, but it wrapped around her quickly and threw her inside the cage in its stomach.
Kitty: Oh come on! Every time, I'm the damn target! Staying away from bosses in the future!
Soejammy: Kitty!
Soejammy rushed towards the Heartless, but it used the tentacles it had to reach for the ceiling in Monstro's mouth to begin hearing to a door above where Donald and the group went through before.
Soejammy: KITTY!!!
Ursula began to laugh as Soejammy looked at Ursula with a deafening glare in his eyes.
Ursula: Well, what do you wish to do now? Kill me or chase after the Heartless for the girl? The choices are hard to make, isn't it?
The way Ursula said that made it plain to hear that she was trying to get under Soejammy's skin. Soejammy raised Oblivion and casted a Fira as it raced across the air towards Ursula. The target herself dodged out of the path of the spell and laughed at Soejammy in how angry he was.
Ursula: Is that all you got to show for yourself in being angry? I thought you were more intense!!
Soejammy: Oh... I'll show you intense... If I see you again... You won't even have your chance to do anything when I'm through with you... I'll see you in Atlantica... Where I'll make you sing with the shrills of your screams.
Feeling the threat behind that, Ursula decides to follow the Heartless she summoned to escape the room while she could while Soejammy fires more fire spells to keep her afraid. Once she escaped the room, Soejammy began to yell where she went to his top lungs.
Soejammy: URSULA!!! YOU CAN RUN ALL YOU WANT!!! BUT YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME!!! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE IF IT MEANS YOUR DEATH!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!
Soejammy began to take a deep breath as Pinocchio looked at his father with a question.
Pinocchio: Father? Can I grow up to be like Soejammy?
Geppetto: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
Later...
Soejammy was pacing on the ship to try and calm himself down. Zaku, Gouf, and Dom have been tied up to be prevented from causing more trouble for now as Nintega stepped in to talk to Soejammy.
Nintega: Jammy, we're going to get Kitty back. We'll make sure nothing bad happens to her.
Soejammy: I know, that's why I'm trying to stay calm here.
Donald: And we'll be doing it WITHOUT YOU!
Everyone looked at Donald, including Soejammy who had a vengeful glare.
Soejammy: Excuse you???
Donald: You heard me.
Soejammy: Nuh-uh. I'm not doing this anymore. This was meant to troll you around, give you the reins to play team leader. Now this is serious and there is no damn way I'm sitting this battle out.
Donald: YOU gave ME the chance to command people! What makes you think-!?
Soejammy rushed in faster than lightning and lifted Donald into the air in a choke hold.
Soejammy: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT KITTY IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!! IF YOU DARE MAKE ME SIT THIS ONE OUT, I WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU INTO A ROAST KEBAB AND EAT YOU!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?
Donald struggled to get any air into his lungs as he was turning blue. Everyone grabbed onto Soejammy as they tore him away from Donald to stop him from doing anything reckless.
Nintega: JAMMY! CALM DOWN!!
Soejammy: THAT DUCK DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR SAFETY!!! LOOK AT YOU GUYS!!! YOU'RE ALL BATTERED, BRUISED, EXHAUSTED AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, TIRED!!! THAT DUCK LOOKS ENERGIZED, REFRESHED, SCORCHED AND STILL HAS ENERGY TO BE A MASSIVE PAIN IN THE ASS!!!
Donald: What do you mean by "scor-"
Donald didn't get a chance to say anything as he was tossed into the air while Soejammy casted a fire spell to set Donald on fire again.
Soejammy: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!!! I'M LITERALLY ANGRY AT YOU!!!
Everyone kept having to try and hold Soejammy back away from Donald while trying to calm him down.
Sora: We can deal with Donald AFTER we get out of Monstro!
Riku: And how can we even do that if you're trying to murder Donald?! We're not going to be able to save anyone if you stay mad like this right now!!
Soejammy growled as he began to take deep breaths to calm himself back down. Looking at Donald who was just now climbing back onto the ship after taking a plunge in water to extinguish the flames on him, Soejammy looked directly into his eyes.
Soejammy: I'm going to fight that Heartless, Duck. I take no orders from a useless, slavering, lying, piece of shit "leader", who only thinks about his needs. Screw you, screw your damn King, we promised to help you find your damn King, and you don't even give enough care to help us. I don't care what you have to say, I'm not doing SHIT for you until you learn to get your head out of your damn ass and learn to help those that need you here and now. Your King trusts you and Goofy to do the right thing, and all you've been doing is playing the role of a VERY self-centered guy who just wants to find his King and get on with his life. So let me tell you this... Fuck you, fuck your stupid mission, fuck your reasonings on finding the King, FUCKING HELP YOUR FRIENDS THAT NEED YOU!!!
Soejammy's voice echoed in the mouth of Monstro as he turned his back to Donald and began walking to the front of the ship and jumped up to the ledge that seemed impossible to get to.
Soejammy: There is a chest on the ship that gives the ability "High Jump." Take it and get your asses up here. I'm through with letting the Duck take charge. Greatest mistake of my life even trying to humor the stupid idiot who gives no care for his team.
Soejammy began to walk across the pathway to the passage that led to Ursula and the Parasite Cage. Everyone looked at Donald as they felt awkward about what to do. Nintega was the first to make a move, looking away from Donald and opening up the chest for the "High Jump" ability.
Nintega: No way I'm letting Jammy have all the fun himself. And someone needs to keep his head cool in a fight. You can stay if you want, but I'm not staying around the Duck any longer then I have to either.
Saying this, Nintega followed after Soejammy to head to where the Heartless is. Sora and Riku nod their heads at each other as they follow to get the High Jump ability as well.
Donald: Come on! Not you two as well!!
Sora: Jammy's right. You never once showed us you cared for us. After you were exposed to your lie back in Traverse Town, you didn't care for us.
Riku: You treated them as a means to an end deal. Sure, I agreed to come with you after encountering Soejammy again... But to stay here with someone that doesn't treat their friend right is just bad. If you want to keep your life, you better stay here.
Donald: Oh! Are you threatening me now too!?
Riku: No. Trying to keep you from being killed by Jammy with how he currently is right now. You really set him off this time from how I feel it.
Donald: Just like he is always setting everyone off with his chaos and lack of control?! And yet I'M the one to be blamed?!
Riku: Oh no, I'm not saying Jammy drives us nuts. But the way he does it is controlled chaos. Meaning he knows when it's time to get serious along with making sure his friends are safe. The moment something goes wrong, his whole attitude changes when lives are actually on the line here.
Sora: Unlike you, who is happy to treat us like pawns and risk our own lives instead of doing anything for yourself.
Donald: I DO NOT TREAT YOU LIKE PAWNS!!
Both Sora and Riku gave Donald a look showing that they don't believe it, before ignoring his screams and using the ability to follow after Soejammy and Nintega. Donald seethed as he looked at Goofy.
Donald: Goofy! You don't think that too, right!? Jiminy!?
Goofy wasn't sure what to say as he was Donald's friend, but he did agree that he wasn't treating everyone fairly. Jiminy was feeling the same way as his one word reply said it all.
Jiminy: Well...
Goofy: Um...
Donald: So you both think so lowly of me too huh...? Some friends you are.
Jiminy: Donald! Do you not notice how you're acting??? Think back to how you were leading everyone! You didn't know where you were going, you let your temper get to you, everyone was tired and you kept pushing them! Sure, hard work is never great and it takes a lot to be rewarded, but the safety of your allies should always come first before anything! We're wanting to help find the King, but working until collapsing is not the way to do it!
Goofy: Gwarsh, he's right pal. It's just gotten more dangerous fighting a heartless boss when everyone is tired and already battered from so much fighting before. How would you feel if Jammy forced you to keep fighting when you couldn't or just keep having you be in front while everyone is in the back?
Donald didn't say anything, thinking about what was said. But his hot head from before was still getting to him.
Donald: Like I'd ever let that happen!
Jiminy: With the way things are going, you're going to be outnumbered with most of us on Jammy's side on how he keeps EVERYONE safe. We know keeping a healer safe is important, but you're too much when it comes to something like a ghost getting to you!
Goofy: And with more magic users, there are more people that can heal. But you could also use some offensive magic to help! If it keeps up, it's going to be more risky having you there in a fight if you're only ever being protected without doing anything.
Donald: Oh, so I'm the guy holding the team back!? Is that right!?
Zaku: For the love of-! YES!!
Gouf: The way things are, the human brat is more capable of fighting us than the likes of you.
Donald: But I led the charge against that heap of scrap right there!
Dom: That's not how I remember it. From what I remember, the Cat-lady is the one who led the charge on that fight. You took orders that time as well.
Zaku: Ha! You suck at leading as well as how you fight! Goes to show you, don't lead a flightless bird to do an actual combatants job.
Gouf: As much as I hate to admit it, you are right for once.
Zaku: I'll take what I can get! Wait, did someone record that for future reference!? I need to play that back sometime!!!
Gouf: And any respect I have for you just went out the window now.
Zaku: And I hate you even more now.
Gouf: You always hated me. There isn't a limit to what you hate about me.
Zaku: Well you can get one thing right at least.
Gouf: Yeah, unlike you where your fixation is trying to one-up that human that keeps kicking your servos to the stars every time.
Zaku: You're looking like the perfect target practice for bullet shooting!
Gouf: Oh, sure. Let me get the stuff ready for you. Oops! Would you look at this? WE'RE TIED UP RIGHT NOW!!
Zaku: Seriously asking the boss to get a damn silencer on you!
Gouf: If anyone is needing a silencer, it's you.
Dom: Yes, a silencer for Zaku is very much needed.
Zaku: WHO ASKED YOU, YOU MECHANICAL MORON?!
As the three robots began to argue and fight with each other. Goofy, Donald, and Jiminy just sighed from the craziness of today so far.
Jiminy: Just another crazy day in this adventure...
Goofy: You said it... At least it can't be any noisier in this bizzare place...
Nintega (Echo): CRAZY, NOISY, BIZARRE TOWN!!!
Soejammy (Echo): NINTEGA!!! SHUT UP!!!
A slap echo could be heard reverberating in Monstro with Nintega letting out a yelp of pain.
Nintega (Echo): OW!! That was uncalled for!!
Soejammy (Echo): No, that was knocking some sense into you. This is uncalled for!
A cracking echo could be heard with Nintega screaming in pain.
Nintega (Echo): HE'S GIVING ME A BACK BREAKER!!! HELP ME!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Riku (Echo): Jammy! That really was uncalled for! That would hurt for a long time...
Sora (Echo): At least do that to a boss instead of your own friend!
Soejammy (Echo): You don't think I know that? Do you not remember we have healing magic???
Casting a spell, there was silence before Nintega made a sound.
Nintega (Echo): Oh, right. Healing magic... AUGH!!!
Soejammy (Echo): What are you yelling about now!?
Nintega (Echo): Not sure, just thought it was appropriate as to something...
Soejammy (Echo): You're an absolute idiot.
Nintega (Echo): And yet you can't deny. Giving me a win for today.
Riku (Echo): Will you two focus already?
Sora (Echo): Heartless boss to face with a captured ally, remember?
Donald, Goofy and Jiminy looked at each other and sighed with how things can go this way.
Jiminy: We really should go with them. Just to make sure things go okay.
Goofy: Yeah. Kitty's in trouble. Donald?
Donald: Do whatever you want! All I just want to do is be left alone!
Goofy and Jiminy looked at Donald as the duck didn't seem to be in good conscience with how things have gone on the mission today. Since they weren't going to be able to change his mind, Goofy got the ability as Jiminy rested on his shoulder, following after the others for the fight.
Location: Throat
As the group made it to the throat, they were climbing up platforms while Soejammy had a serious look on his face as each Heartless met their end by his attacks.
Nintega: Jammy! Slow down!
Soejammy: We can't! Kitty's in danger! And if any Heartless has a damn thought about anything, they'll consume her at a moment's notice!
Nintega: Why!? What makes you so worried about her!?
Soejammy: I can't tell you!
Nintega: What do you know that I don't???
Soejammy: If we make it, I'll tell you, but not here!
As the two climb the throat, Soejammy and Nintega climb faster and look down to see Sora and Riku beginning their ascent then Goofy.
Nintega: Guess the Duck is a no show.
Soejammy: Leave him. I don't care what he does.
Soejammy said with a cold tone in his voice as he reached the top and passed through the entrance. Nintega wasn't far behind him, Riku and Sora quickly catching up with Goofy and Jiminy arriving after them.
Location: Stomach
After arriving into the area the Parasite Cage ran to, Sora held his nose at the gaseous smell in the room.
Sora: Ugh...! What in the world is that stench...!?
Soejammy: The stomach of Monstro. Don't touch the green floors other than what we stand and the platforms above, they're going to hurt bad if you even graze it for a moment. Trust me, acid from a stomach will eat you alive. And since we're inside a giant whale with the stomach to match his appetite, we're nothing but lunch to him.
Sora: Well that's comforting to be a possible lunch for a giant whale...
Soejammy: Your sarcasm stinks just as bad as the room itself. Now stop goofing around, we're here to save Kitty, not make shit sing.
Goofy: Even in all other fights, you've never been so serious. Is there something urgent about this fight?
Soejammy: The fact Kitty is captured and in the cage of this Heartless, and that we're in one of the worst places to fight this Heartless in Monstro, yes. Because this Heartless can suck up stomach acid from Monstro with its tentacles and use it as a gaseous projectile in an AOE attack wherever it is facing.
Riku: Well, got to give it points for having a different attack from other Heartless. But also more dangerous than others, really got to keep your guard up it seems.
Soejammy: Oh right, you weren't here for the Trickster fight back in Wonderland. Yeah, that thing used a stove to light his twirlers on fire and make fire projectiles at us. But as far as I know, that and this current one uses the environment to its advantage.
Riku: And now even more glad not to have been in Wonderland.
Sora: And you're not glad I made it out of there???
Riku: Of course I'm glad for that too. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell how you struggled without me to Kairi.
Sora: Hey!!
Riku was going to say something else, but Ursula who was waiting for them decided to interrupt.
Ursula: Are you done? It's rude to keep a lady waiting.
Soejammy looked at Ursula and began to smirk.
Soejammy: You? A "lady"?? Yeah, all I see is a grotesque monster that could try and pass off as a Xenomorph, but you'd still be horrible at that.
Ursula: I am losing patience for all your remarks! I am going to enjoy seeing you suffer!
Soejammy began to chuckle and looked at Ursula.
Soejammy: Oh, you're really funny. So funny honestly. Because here's what's going to happen. You're going to tell the Heartless that's lurking around here to give us back Kitty, and I kill you.
It was Ursula's turn to laugh as she looked back at Soejammy.
Ursula: Now why would I do that? You seem really concerned about that girl, so why lose something that could make you suffer greatly?
Soejammy: I don't think you know quite the situation you're in. Notice I didn't say "or" when I said "I kill you"? What I'm saying is, give us back the girl, and I'll make your death as merciful as possible. Make me work for it however...
Soejammy then gave a cold stare towards Ursula with what he said next.
Soejammy: I'll plunge my Keyblade in your chest... And make you suffer slowly as I cut you into pieces.
Ursula: Is that all it is with you? Threats? That would get quite tiresome to hear the same thing over and over again.
Before Ursula could react, she felt something happen to her as she looked over her left shoulder to see Oblivion having been thrown at insane speeds.
Ursula: Really? You missed me!!
Soejammy: You might want to look to your left.
Ursula: What are you- HUH!?
Looking at where her left area is, it was on the floor where she stood on as it fell into the acid to be eaten up. Ursula held where her arm should be at as she began to release a blood curdling scream as her left arm was gushing blood out now.
Soejammy: That was a warning shot...
Summoning his Keyblade back, Soejammy pointed it with death in his eyes as he aimed at Ursula's head.
Soejammy: Next shot goes through your fucking skull...
Ursula was yelling through the pain as she had to grit her teeth. Her hair began to look a mess as she was pouring in sweat from the pain she was in.
Ursula: First one of my tentacles...! Then my arm...!? You and Chronos are getting on my last straws...!!
Soejammy: And unlike Chronos... You're nothing, but an obstacle in our path towards him. You think I joke because I'm having fun? Being quite honest... It's just to push down the ever needing urge to kill those that harm my friends...
Nintega: Jammy...
Ursula pants as she got back up and called out to the Heartless.
Ursula: GET DOWN HERE!! I COMMAND YOU TO FIGHT THESE VERMIN!!!
Looking up, Soejammy saw the Parasite Cage land in the middle of the room as Kitty was still inside.
Kitty: CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS!? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL TO BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE!!!
Nintega: Even when you're literally a Neko?
Kitty looked at Nintega with a raging fire in her eyes, ready to try and tear through the cage in escape herself to get to him
Kitty: If you value your hair... You will take that back RIGHT. NOW! I AM STILL A PERSON!!
Nintega: Can you blame me!? It was a good joke!!
Kitty: You know, it would be funny to see you trapped in here! If we're talking along animal lines, it would fit well for you spiky haired HEDGEHOG.
Nintega: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR, YOU DAMN CAT!?
Soejammy: Jeez... It's like I'm the serious one and Kitty is Dom and Nintega is the hot headed Zaku... Good fucking grief...
Kitty: Excuse me for panicking about being TRAPPED! I've tried to think of ways to get out, but it wouldn't work because of this damn thing being on the ceiling at the time!
Soejammy: At least the thing is squishy and rubbery for you to bounce in. I think?
Kitty: It is actually a little comfy in here... Not the worst thing to be stuck in I guess.
Soejammy: Yeah. Word of warning, it will close its midsection to try and begin wanting to shield itself, so expect lots of darkness to not see anything.
Kitty paled in absolute fright at the fact she won't see anything at times, yelling in fear.
Kitty: GET ME OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!
Soejammy: And she almost said exactly what Pinocchio would say if he was stuck inside it. Almost funny to be honest.
Kitty: Yes, funny, suffering from my pain and fear... FUCK YOU!
Nintega: So, the Tusn-kitty can cuss!
Kitty: If you don't shut up and get me out, you'll know how much I cuss when your ears are still ringing from them until we get back home, you damn simp!
Nintega and Kitty growled at each other as Soejammy just stood off to the side with an exhausted expression.
Soejammy: (Jeez... These two are really acting like a cat and dog going at each other's throats...)
Kitty and Nintega looked towards Soejammy with furious expressions.
Nintega/Kitty: HELP ME GET HER OUT SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF HER MORE!!/GET ME OUT OF HERE SO I CAN SCRATCH HIS HAIR INTO PIECES!!!
Soejammy: (Yup... I'm definitely Grappler Gouf and these two are the idiotic bots... Though... Is Kitty more like Dom or Zaku...? Can't really tell... Wait... Did I just imagine Dom and Zaku in a bra each...? Ew...!)
Soejammy leaned over into the acid of the stomach area and began to barf into the pit to dissolve it in there.
Riku: What's wrong with you!?
Soejammy: Nothing... Just... Really bad imagination at work here... You'll hate what I even came up with...
Riku: I'll take a rain check on finding out. But you really should be focusing when you've wanted to fight this Heartless badly.
Soejammy: Don't you give me sass... I already got it from the duck with a speech impediment...
The people who heard this had to laugh as they did all agree about Donald. But the two people fighting and growling at each other had a different thought.
Nintega and Kitty: CAN THIS FIGHT JUST GET OVER WITH ALREADY?! I WANT TO BEAT A CERTAIN PERSON!!!
The two glared at each other in annoyance, electric sparks happening between them.
Nintega and Kitty: WHAT?! YOU'RE A JERK!! ME!? YOU'RE THE ONE INSULTING ME!!! STOP THAT!!!
Soejammy: And I was right... They are Zaku and Dom fighting each other constantly, or a cat and dog...
Hearing this, Nintega and Kitty both looked at Soejammy and sarcastically replied.
Nintega and Kitty: Woof/Meow. Is that a good cat and dog for you?
Soejammy: Why do you two sound more annoying than usual...!?
Kitty: Oh I don't know... THE FACT YOU LEFT ME STUCK IN A DAMN HEARTLESS CAGE TO ARGUE!! I could hear you yelling at each other on the ship!!
Nintega: And I'm just enjoying causing chaos~
Kitty: I WILL BURN YOUR TIPS AND THEN FREEZE THEM OVER FOR A LASTING TASTE!!!
Nintega: LEAVE MY HAIR OUT OF THIS!!!
Kitty: No promises~
Nintega: LADY!! I DON'T CARE WHAT JAMMY THINKS ABOUT YOU!! BUT I WILL FIGHT YOU, EVEN IF JAMMY HAS A-
Soejammy: GAAAAAHHH!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU MORON!?!?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?!?!?
Soejammy quickly covers Nintega's mouth and looks at him.
Soejammy: Do that again, and I will make sure you slowly roast in this stomach...!
Kitty: Hey, that's way too extreme! I swear the question is have YOU lost your mind to threaten that?! He's the biggest pain in existence, but he's still our friend!
Nintega was shaking slightly in fear at the threat, only giving a salute to show he understands.
Nintega: Sir, yes Sir...!
Soejammy lets Nintega go as he slapped him over the head.
Nintega: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Soejammy: Reprimanding.
Nintega: Why!?
Soejammy: For making me have a heart attack.
Then suddenly Star Platinum came out and clobbered Nintega to the floor. To the others, it was like Nintega was doing a flop on the ground.
Nintega: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Soejammy: Because I felt like it.
Watching all the chaos and drama unfolding, Ursula was no exception to all the villains before asking the same question.
Ursula: Understanding what everyone meant... How HAVE you all survived together for so long?
Soejammy: We keep getting asked that same question honestly. As for the answer, well it's because that's just us. You should know that from all the spying.
Ursula: Do those insolent comments of yours ever seize?
Kitty: If we could have found his "off-button"... WE WOULD HAVE DONE THAT LONG AGO!!! Don't usually agree with villains, but that is one thing I agree on about the comments...
Soejammy: What is that meant to mean?!
Kitty just gave an innocent whistle in response as Soejammy gave her a suspicious glare.
Soejammy: Don't just give me that innocent whistle!
Kitty: Too late, already did.
Soejammy: Thin ice. Thin ice I say!
Kitty: But you love when I cause chaos and craziness too, right~?
Soejammy growled at Kitty saying that as he knew she was right.
Soejammy: Stop getting into my head! STAY OUT!!!
Kitty: Sorry, but it's more comfy in your head than this cage. Going to stay for a while.
Kitty replied with a teasing smile. It was Soejammy's turn to start waving a fist, and then using Star Platinum to lift Nintega up like a weapon.
Soejammy: Oh yeah? My stand has a new Keyblade, it's the Simp-tega blade!!
Nintega: PUT ME DOWN!! I AM NOT A WEAPON!!! And I am not a simp!!
Soejammy: Debatable on the last part.
Nintega: NOT DEBATABLE!!! NOT DEBATABLE!!!
Kitty: Completely debatable.
Nintega growled as he mumbled under his breath.
Nintega: Does this boss really need to be beat? Or do we really need to get her out?
Soejammy: At my mercy, dippable hedgehog.
Nintega: Shutting up now!
Soejammy: Now that we're all in an agreement on what we're doing...
Soejammy smirks as he gets Star Platinum ready while priming Nintega.
Nintega: Hey! What are you doing!?
Soejammy: Special move: NINTEGA ROCKET!!!
Nintega: I AM NOT A ROCKET! PUT ME DOWN!!!
Goofy: What are you doing Jammy?!
Soejammy smirks as he then throws Nintega straight towards the Heartless.
Nintega: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU JAMMY!!!
Soejammy: Do your job first and get the Heartless, rocket!!
Nintega: I AM STILL NOT A ROCKET!!
Soejammy: Rockets don't talk!! THEY EXPLODE!!!
Nintega: I AM NOT EXPLODING!!!
Soejammy: NOT YET YOU AREN'T!!! FIRA-BALL!!!
Casting magic to his Oblivion, Soejammy casted a fire spell to launch after towards Nintega as he crashed into the Heartless with a plop, before the spell exploded against him and the Heartless. Kitty watched all this and facepalmed, the others unsure how to react as Nintega fell down from the Heartless onto the platform.
Nintega: Ow...
Sora: And that was meant to work how...?
Soejammy: Full-gratitude satisfaction~
Riku: All that just for your satisfaction? Was any of that meant to deal damage to the Heartless at all???
Soejammy: Yeah... About that... Anyone got eyes on Nintega?
Looking around where Nintega should be, there was a heavy smoke cloud around the Parasite Cage as something seemed to be hitting it on the inside of the cloud.
Sora: What is going on in there?
Soejammy: Heh~ So he got lucky after all~
Jiminy: What do you mean?
Soejammy: Observe~
Watching closer, it could be seen as Nintega was wearing blue colored clothing with red sneakers with a serious look on his face as time seemed to move slower.
Nintega (Sonic power): (Damn Jammy!! Making have to use a roulette power!! I barely escaped with Sonic's speed!!)
Each blow made against the Heartless made it recoil in pain as it tried to attack Nintega, but missed him each time. As the group watched, they noticed how the attacks missed each time and how time seemed slower than usual.
Goofy: Is that another power of Nintega's Keyblade?
Soejammy: Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. This power is Sonic's, the fastest hedgehog around.
Nintega jumped out of the smoke and began to spin in the air to send a wind slash at the Heartless as he sliced the tentacle off of it. The Heartless roared in pain, feeling its limb was taken off.
Ursula: Stop being a crybaby!! You don't see me crying right now!!
Soejammy: You were moments ago!!
Ursula: I said right now, not moments ago.
Soejammy: Still lost your cool~
Ursula: And you've never lost your cool? Or in your case, more lost control of Darkness~?
Soejammy looked at Ursula with a glare at her saying that.
Ursula: Oh, did I finally strike a nerve? I know about how you keep losing yourself to your Darkness. You get so mad when the poor cat gets tangled up in some mess or another. And when something bad happens, you can't help but lose your temper~
Soejammy flared up with Darkness as he looked at Ursula.
Soejammy: I'm warning you, bitch. If this Heartless does something to Kitty... I'll make sure you die a thousand deaths twice over...
Sora: Jammy! You have to keep control!! Don't let her get to you!
Jiminy: She's just wanting you to react! Don't give her the satisfaction!
Ursula: You'll kill me a thousand times over? Let's try and find out then~
Snapping her fingers, the Parasite Cage begins to curl itself up as it begins to close the mid-section where Kitty was at. Reacting to this, Soejammy began to rush over in a shadowy-mist as he grabbed the Heartless' stomach and was slowly keeping it open, but it was still closing despite the use of Darkness.
Soejammy: Not a chance...! I'm not letting this happen...!!
Ursula: Why so protective of the girl? What do you know that makes you so serious for her?
Soejammy: Mind your own damn fucking business...!
Kitty was beginning to internally panic, but took the chance of the mid-section still being even a little open to try and calm Soejammy down.
Kitty: DON'T LET THE DARKNESS TAKE CONTROL!! I'm fine, I trust you all! Especially you! You can beat this Heartless!
Soejammy: And risk losing you...!? Nu-uh...!! Not gonna happen...!!!
Soejammy kept pushing using both his arms and legs to keep the gap open on the Heartless while the others were attacking the boss.
Soejammy: I'll be damned if I let you fuckin' eat her. You think I'm just gonna let that happen??? You have one big screw loose fatso!!!
Darkness begins to ravage Soejammy's body a bit more as his anger was making the Darkness crawl up his body to gain more strength from using the raw power Darkness had. Kitty saw this as she knew what to do, but that meant doing the one thing to force Soejammy to let go.
Kitty: I'm sorry, please forgive me... Sit boy!!
Soejammy widens his eyes as the command pulls him down and makes him lose his grip entirely in a split second. Soejammy could see Kitty's image in the Parasite Cage's stomach before it closed on her to block his sight of Kitty before hitting the ground hard. Soejammy quickly got back up and began hitting against the mid-section of the Heartless, but the damage was being nullified.
Soejammy: KITTY!!! KITTYYYYYYYY!!!
Ursula began to laugh at seeing Soejammy's composure leave him instantly in worrying about Kitty's safety.
Ursula: Guess she must've had a close spot to ya. Considering your act of just punching the Heartless. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Soejammy didn't even focus on Ursula as he was trying to grip the mid-section as it was just getting tighter and tighter. Making it impossible to open back up again.
Soejammy: OPEN DAMN IT!!! OPEN YOUR FUCKING STOMACH RIGHT NOW!!! STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
The others could only stare in shock with how Kitty just let the Heartless trap her inside itself. Inside the Heartless, Darkness was wrapping itself around Kitty as she could feel the Darkness making her sink into the nothingness that made up the Darkness.
Kitty: Breathe and calm down... Breath and calm down... You've been taught panicking won't help... Easier said than done in Darkness though... Jammy, if you're using Darkness right now after using the command to stop you, I'm kicking your ass all the way back onto the ship...!
Pulling her legs close and wrapping her arms around them, Kitty rested her head against them and closed her eyes, trying to focus on anything, but the current situation. She was placing all her trust on her loved ones, but even then her heart was pounding from pure terror as she could feel the tears stinging her eyes at the thought of the Heartless not being beaten in time.
Kitty: Get yourself together...! You've been through worse together, this should be nothing...!
Even then, Kitty's heart couldn't stop the terror making it pound and feeling as if it's going to burst from her chest. As the Darkness kept swirling around and the sink into nothingness wasn't slowing down, it just felt like this was the fate that was waiting for her the whole time. Even then, Kitty's last thought was on the group and their safety, giving one last prayer to the group for forgiveness.
Kitty: Sorry guys... Please forgive me for my foolish actions at using the command... Please, please just everyone get back home safe...
As Kitty was about to be consumed into the Darkness, her thoughts were about to leave her as one voice pierced through the Darkness and reached her ears.
Soejammy (Echo): KITTY!!! DON'T YOU DARE LOSE TO THIS THING!!! YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THIS!!! FIGHT IT!!! FIGHT IT WITH EVERYTHING THAT IS YOU!!! DON'T JUST CURL UP LIKE A BALL AND LET IT EAT YOU!!! YOU'RE NOT FOOD!!! FIGHT IT!!!
Kitty jumped from the shock, glad the Heartless wasn't made of bricks to avoid a massive headache when she about hit the roof of this thing from the sudden voice.
Kitty: Jammy...? You doofus...! Take your own damn advice once in a while when it comes to Darkness then...!
Though, her words wouldn't reach Soejammy with the thickness of the Darkness consuming her. But just hearing his voice, Kitty began wanting to look around. Wanting to search for a way out as her heart began to pound harder.
Kitty: Gotta get out... Got to get out...!
The more Kitty wanted out, the more the Darkness was trying to consume her. Kitty began trying to brush the Darkness off away from her, but it would crawl back onto her in an instant.
Kitty: Get off...! Get off me...!
With the Darkness reaching up higher on her, tightening its hold on her as it threatened to encase her completely. As the Darkness was reaching to her face and beginning to completely swallow her up, her eyes shut tightly and then opened up with light in her eyes as a blast of light began to shoot from her body while she yelled. On the outside, Soejammy was still trying to get the Parasite Cage to open its stomach still, but with no luck on doing that.
Soejammy: You better open your damn stomach, or I'll jump in that small mouth of yours and make you take me in through there!!!
Riku: And Jammy has lost his marbles...
Sora: When hasn't he???
Nintega: Good point, Sora.
Soejammy: IF YOU THREE HAVE TIME TO TALK, YOU HAVE TIME TO SAVE- Huh?
Soejammy stopped in his sentence as a glimmering light began to try and pass through the stomach of the Heartless. It began to shake as it seemed to be uncomfortable with what it was sensing. Backing away from the stomach a little to get a better view, it was seen that the light trying to pass through the Heartless was getting stronger as it was beginning to pierce through.
Soejammy: Back up...
Seeing more light beginning to come out of the Parasite Cage, Soejammy watched as he began to rush over to the others.
Soejammy: Everyone duck behind Goofy and his shield!!
Nintega: What the hell is happening?!
Soejammy: No time to explain, numb nuts!!!
Ursula: What's going on?! Hey! What's wrong with your digestive tract, you Heartless?!
Ducking behind Goofy and his shield, the others braced for what would happen as a surging light began to erupt from the Parasite Cage. A shrilling screech could be heard from the Heartless as pure light was melting away the manifestation of Darkness it was made from. In the center of it all, it was Kitty, generating that intense light as it shot to hit the side of the walls in the stomach of the room. And then a few more in other directions.
Soejammy: Shit! Kitty!!
Nintega: Mind explaining now?!
Soejammy: DO WE LOOK LIKE WE HAVE THE TIME?!
Ursula was watching as a beam of light almost hit her as it was almost like a ray of the sun.
Ursula: Th-This power... But... That can't be...!
Seeing more beams being made, Ursula had the right idea of escaping before she could risk being hit. Soejammy poked his head out from behind Goofy's shield before a beam shot out towards them as Goofy's shield was keeping the beam away from them.
Goofy: What's happening!?
Jiminy: Jammy!?
Soejammy: Ugh! Can't believe this is happening...!
Sora: What IS happening?! Explaining would be good!!
Soejammy: It's Kitty! Her light is going haywire and concentrating the light into beams! It helped destroy the Parasite Cage, but Kitty thinks she's still in danger!!
Nintega: THEN YOU DO SOMETHING!!
Soejammy: YOU DON'T THINK I'M TRYING TO THINK HERE!? SHUT UP MORTY!!!
Nintega: THEN THINK HARDER RICK!!!
Soejammy began trying to think as he sighed.
Soejammy: God fuckin' damn it.
Quickly getting out from behind Goofy's shield, he began to run towards Kitty and brought out his Oblivion. When a beam of light shot towards him, he brought his blade up and felt the resistance of the beam hitting against it.
Soejammy: GOD DAMN IT!!!
Soejammy began to dig deep to push back against the beam shooting at him as he got closer and closer to Kitty.
Soejammy: Kitty! Wake up!
Soejammy's words fell on deaf ears as Kitty was unresponsive from being called out to.
Soejammy: Kitty! Kitty! Wake up damn it!!
Getting closer, Soejammy began to reach for Kitty, but instead of a normal wake up, it was Soejammy pulling Kitty down and slapping her in the face.
Soejammy: Wake up!
Soejammy slaps Kitty more on the face as beams shoot out at him. The beams were blocked and deflected away from him using Oblivion.
Soejammy: Wake up!!
Soejammy began to slap Kitty more on the face as her eyes began to flutter softly as the light began to die down from the disruption of the slaps.
Kitty: Ow... Ow...! What in the-
Soejammy: Kitty wake up!
Soejammy kept slapping and trying to shake Kitty awake.
Kitty: What are you doi-
Soejammy: WAKE UP!!!
Soejammy then began using a fish to slap Kitty on the face as it was still alive and wet.
Soejammy: SMELL THE FISH!!!
In response to Soejammy's weird antics, Kitty punched him in the face and sent him spiraling towards the group as Soejammy's face planted against Goofy's shield.
Kitty: I'M AWAKE DAMN I- Ooooo~ fish~
Nintega was rolling on the floor in laughter at seeing this, loving all the chaos as the others sweatdropped at his reaction.
Riku: Is there ever going to be a normal day...?
Goofy: Most likely not...
Sora: This has been like this... After we left the island... It has ALWAYS been like this!!
Soejammy: Sénior Spiky...
Sora: IT'S SORA!!!
Soejammy: Then how did you know I was talking about you~?
Sora: You are the most ANNOYING person to have ever met!!
Kitty: Welcome to my world.
With the Parasite Cage being defeated and causing a chain reaction, the Stomach of Monstro was being thrown into a havoc as it began to rumble.
Nintega: Uh... I know this isn't wrestling... But Monstro is rumbling...
Soejammy: Laaaaaaaaame...
Nintega: You got a better idea of what is happening!?
Kitty: As much as I would love to kick both your butts, we need our butts to survive!!!
Soejammy: Agreed...
Getting up, Soejammy cracked his neck to throw any pain away.
Soejammy: So... Without further adieu... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Hearing the worry in Soejammy's voice, everyone began to run out of the Stomach and head back to the throat, not caring about any Heartless that came in their path.
Location: Mouth
Upon reaching the Mouth, groaning could be heard as Monstro was uncomfortable right now. Donald was still at the ship as he glared at Soejammy with rage.
Donald: JAMMY!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!? I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING!!!
Zaku: MORON!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Soejammy: Why is it that those two are blaming me!?
Kitty: NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! Argue about that later!! Right now, can we just get out of here?!
Soejammy: Right ahead of you!!
Goofy: What do you mean?
Picking up Goofy, Soejammy began to throw him through the sky towards the Gummi ship and he looked to the others.
Soejammy: Now, who's next?
The group how Goofy flew through the sky and landed into shallow water.
Goofy: Not a happy landing...
Goofy then flopped backwards into the water, making the others begin to worry about being thrown like Goofy.
Sora: Don't you come closer to me!!
Nintega: Not landing in water! Not with this perfect hair!!
Riku: Just let us run!!
Kitty: STOP FOOLING AROUND!!! WE'RE GOING TO BE SNEEZED INTO THE VACUUM OF SPACE!!! Did not avoid being eaten by a Heartless or swallowed in Darkness FOR THAT!!
Soejammy: Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
Kitty looked at Soejammy with a massive glare, angry beyond belief at him.
Kitty: Shut up... Stop messing around and just get ready to go... I just want out of here!
Feeling the wrath of a woman's scorn, Soejammy clambered up and began to do hops like a robot before getting to Donald at the ship.
Soejammy: Follow me if you want to live, Duck.
Kitty: THIS IS NOT THE TERMINATOR!!
Riku: Do I even dare ask...?
Nintega: NOT THE TIME FOR MOVIE REFERENCES JAMMY!!!
Kitty: Never thought I'd see the day we're on the same side on something like this.
Nintega: It is the VACUUM OF SPACE!!! I rather breathe air!! And it was not easy fighting Heartless in space one time without a Gummi Ship!!
Kitty looked at Nintega with a raised brow, confused about what he meant.
Kitty: You're telling me what happened about fighting Heartless in space when we're safe.
Nintega: Agreed.
As the rumbling got worse, the group quickly got onto the ship as no one wanted to risk being stuck in space. Everyone had luck on their side as they all got buckled into a seat just in time, although three robots were kicked into the water to float in as Soejammy made insulting faces.
Zaku: HEY!!! DON'T YOU MOCK ME!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE AND LET US ONTO YOUR SHIP!!!
Soejammy: Hmm... No...
Gouf: Come on!! At least let me and Dom on! Zaku is the one who'll stab you in the back!!
Zaku: EXCUSE ME!? HOW DARE YOU SHOUT WHAT MY PLAN WAS!!!!
Gouf: And my point has just been proven.
Zaku: SHUT IT!!!
Soejammy: Yeah... Have fun being sneezed out like boogers.
Soejammy began to rush to the ship as Dom looked at his allies.
Dom: At least we get to be shot like bullets.
Zaku & Gouf: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!
The scream from Zaku and Gouf was the last thing heard echoing in Monstro before the fateful sneeze. Dom was right, the robots were shot out like bullets along with the Gummi Ship, which everyone on board was thankful the ship could be controlled. Along with the ship and the robots, Geppeto and Pinocchio were also sent flying out of Monstro, Jiminy seeing this as he looked worried about their safety. Seeing this, Nintega was the one to calm any concerns.
Nintega: Don't worry about Geppetto and Pinocchio, they'll be safe in Traverse Town.
Jiminy smiled at knowing they'll be safe, happily beginning to write in the journal to update what happened in Monstro.
Soejammy: So, three robots sneezed out like boogers. Never thought I would see the day!
Donald: Is there ever going to be a time you're not acting like you've lost all your marbles?
Soejammy looked at Donald as he began to raise his Oblivion towards the Duck with a look in his eyes.
Soejammy: Do you want an ANSWER to that?
Before Soejammy could do anything to Donald, he soon was stopped by the command.
Kitty: SIT!! Twice in one day... It's going to become a catchphrase soon.
Soejammy was on the ground in pain due to it being a metal floor.
Soejammy: Really HATE that command...!!
Kitty: Which is why I only use it when needed. Or just for some fun when you've really annoyed me.
Soejammy: That's shameful!!
Kitty: Was it shameful using the command earlier so you weren't engulfed in Darkness? Or risk losing control against the Heartless?
Soejammy: And what!? Watch you die?! You would really expect me to do that and NOT do something!?
Kitty: And you think risking yourself is going to help?! I was fine!!
Soejammy: NOT WHEN YOUR HEART IS THAT OF A PRINCESS!!!
Soejammy said in a fit of rage and slammed his fists onto a table after getting up. Kitty's eyes widened at what Soejammy said as that was meant to be a secret as she got up and whispered harshly to him.
Kitty: So what part of keeping that a secret, what Merlin specifically said to do, did you not understand?!
Widening his eyes, Soejammy looked around the room and Nintega's mouth dropped along with the others becoming shocked.
Donald: The heart of a Princess...?
Nintega: A Princess of Heart...?
Riku: With only pure light in the heart that Darkness can't touch...?
Sora: When there is supposed to be only SEVEN of them!?
Soejammy was being glared at by Kitty, who was trembling as her eyes were glazed with tears as she broke the silence that befell with the news sinking in.
Kitty: When Jammy was facing the Opposite Armour and I used the power disk for the wings, we went to Merlin's so I could get practice using it for emergencies. That's when Merlin told us that somehow I am a Princess of Heart. We were SWORN to secrecy, we weren't allowed to tell anyone. That's why I have access to Light Form... But I don't know how to control it... I'm guessing from the Parasite Cage incident, Ursula may have figured it out.
Looking directly at Soejammy, Kitty spoke softly as it hurt that the secret was revealed in a fit of rage.
Kitty: Thanks a lot... Thanks for revealing the secret that could have just made this worse for everyone's safety since everyone now knows... Do you have any plans at all if the worst happens...? If Ursula really has figured this out...? If she tells Chronos...?
Soejammy stayed silent as he had nothing to say. He knew he messed up and didn't mean for it to come out like that. Taking the controls of the ship, Donald was about to panic, but instead of a speedy drive, it was more smooth and gentle from Soejammy taking the wheel this time.
Donald: Finally... Some peace...
Riku: You don't understand, I don't think you'll ever read the room...
Donald: What's that supposed to mean?!
Soejammy kept to himself as a tear slowly slid down his cheek in accidentally breaking the secrecy he promised Merlin and Kitty to as he couldn't take back anything he said earlier.
World: Hallowed Bastion
Location: Stronghold
After Ursula returned and told Chronos what she had discovered, he began to laugh and bellow out in pure joy of what he heard.
Chronos: This... Has gotten very interesting~
Chapter 11. End.
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