CHAPTER THREE: A Crush.

~Dipper~

As I slowly get out of bed I look over to Mabel's side and see she isn't there. Must be downstairs already.

I go down and see no one in the kitchen. That's weird. Where is everyone? I grab a bowel, spoon, cereal, and the milk then sit down like the lazy person I am when I just wake up and eat breakfast.

After I've finished eating I go into the shop to see Billiard at the register just as he looks up and starts to blush. "Um.... P-Dipper?"

~Billiard~

"Um.... P-Dipper?" I say blushing. I almost called him Pine Tree... Almost. He's wearing nothing but socks and boxers... And he looks like he just got out of bed. 'Hah! Pine Tree actually looks cutie like that!' Says Bill in the back of my mind. And why would you say that? I ask blushing even more as Dipper looks at me like I'm crazy. 'You remember the start of the weirdmagedion... Right?'

Yeah... What about it?

'Remember when I turned Sixer into a back scratcher?'

I get a little upset at the memory. Yes I do... why?

'How I could have just killed Pine Tree there instead of leaving him to those two fools who where suppose to eat him?'

Yes...

'Know why I couldn't get rid of him myself?'

No...

'I may or may not have feelings for the kid.'

I almost choak. You what!? I here him give an embarrassed laugh. 'Yeah I have a tiny... TINY! I said Tiny!... Crush on the kid.'

I sigh. Great! Now I have this to deal with! I look at a tired looking Dipper. "Dipper? Do you know what time it is?"

~Dipper~

"Dipper? Do you know what time it is?" Billiard asks me and I shutter a bit at his accent. I think a bit while scratching my head. When I come up blank I shake my head no. "Not really. Why?" Billiard blushes up a bit more. "It's twelve O'clock in the afternoon." He says and my eyes go wide as I suddenly wake right up! Shit! I think looking down at my 'attire' and blushing a deep shade of red. "Bye!" I yell out running up to my room as fast as my fifteen year old legs can carry me.

Once in mine and Mabel's room I lean against the door and sigh. Well shit. That was embarrassing. And I can't tell Mabel about it because not only would she never let it go and keep picking on me about it but I'd have to tell her about my slowly forming crush on the guy and that I'm bisexual! Seriously! When she found out that her last boyfriend was Bi she dumped him on the spot! Not many people know this but my own twin is a homofobick and once told me when we we're ten that if I turned out to be even the slightest bit homosexual that I could forget about ever calling her my twin again! I had just been about to tell her about my first boy crush to! Good thing I let her speak first!

I lay down on my bed and throw my arm over my eyes and let out a groan as I hear the door open up. "What's up bro bro?!" I hear Mabel call.

~Mabel~ (Please Don't Hate Me!!!)

Dipper just groans and rolls over and onto his side facing the wall. Well that's odd. I jump on his bed and sit on my legs. "Come on Dip-Dot! Telllllllllllll meeeeeeeee!"

He gives me a glare that lasts half a second but I noticed it. The last time he acted like this was last year when this guy he hung out with a lot started dating this chick named Chloe. He gave me the same glare when I asked him what was wrong and wouldn't talk to me for a good week and a half.

I just grab his arm and drag him off the mattress then force him to stand up and throw his clothes at him and tell him to get dressed as I go and hang out outside the door and wait for him to come out.

(A\\N: Time skip provided by... SMILE DIPP!!!!!! XP)

~Mabel~

As me, Dipper, Billiard, Estella, Wendy, Soos, Robbie, Tambry, and both Grunkles sit at a table at Gresys the topic of homosexuality comes up *gag*.

"So what are everyone's thoughts on homosexuals?" Asks Wendy. "I personally don't mind much." She says to finnish off. I decide to wait until the end to add mine so that I know if I'll be ignoring any ones existence forever with a sickeningly sweet smile.

"I'm cool with it." - Stan.

"I agree with Stan." - Ford.

"I personally find gay porn hot." - Tambry.

"I'm cool with it as long as no gay guys come asking me out and thinking I'll say yes." - Robbie.

"I'm cool with it. I mean love is love... right?" - Estella.

"All cool bro." - Soos.

"I'm cool. I actually know this homosexual bloke with whom I find I'm rather close to." - Billiard.

"M-Mabel... Why don't you go first? since your older?" - Dipper.

"Honestly don't know how you guys are so excepting! I hate it! There's a reason why there are males and females! Not just one!" - Me.

(A\\N: Please don't hate me! I am fully excepting on this subject and I actually think I mite be Bi, but I'm not sure yet so I tell people I'm straight!)

"I-I-I have to agree with Mabel to-to a point. I m-mean... I d-don't hate homosexuals but I d-do still agree with M-Mabel's point." - Dipper.

Huh... That seemed.... rather... forced?

~Dipper~

I can't believe she still thinks like that!

I see Wendy give me questioning eyes and then she nods over to the corner. She gets up and heads over their and I follow.

"That did not sound like the truth Dipper." She says while crossing her arms. I scratch the back of my head with my cap. "Yeah." I say quietly. She sighs. "Dipper?" She says sadly. I look up at my former crush. "Yeah?"

"Are you afraid of Mabel?"

~Wendy~

"Are you afraid of Mabel?" I ask him sighlently praying that the answer is no. "Yes." He says looking down. I bend down a bit so I can look at his face better and what I see angers me to no end. I may only think of Dipper as a friend but the kid is fucking crying right now! "Why?" I ask hoping the answer isn't what I think it is.

"Because I'm Bi, and she once told me flat out that if she ever finds out that I'm e-even the slightest bit attracted to guys that I-I could f-forget about b-being twins Cuz s-she would would never s-speak to me ag-gain." He stutters out and my jaw clenches. That little bitch! Her own brother... no... TWIN! Is scared to admit to her that he's Bi! And all because she's some homofobic bitch! I think angrily.

I bring out my phone and text Tambry. "Clean your face and eyes then come sit with us. I want to continue this conversation at my house where their aren't any Mabels around. He nods and heads to the bathroom as I go to sit down.

When Dipper gets back Robbie asks a question for me. "So Mabel..." He says and she looks up from her phone. "What would you do if Dipper turned out to be gay or Bi?" He asks and she actually puts thought into it as Dipper throws me and Robbie a scared look.

"I would never speak to him again!" She says all to happy as every one watches Dippers head go down in shame while gasping at Mabel's blatant coldness towards the idea. When they all start giving each other looks it's obvious that Dippers reaction told them that he's one of the two. Mabel, however, just keeps smiling like the angel we all use to think she was.

(Another Time skip just Cuz I'm board & have no more ideas for this seen!)

~Dipper~

When me and Wendy go into her room with Tambry and Robbie she jumps on her bed, Robbie takes a seat in a computer chair with Tambry in his lap and I sit by Wendy.

"Sooo... Are you gay?!" Asks Tambry. "You do know that I use to crush on Wendy... Right?" I ask. "So Bi?" She asks excitedly. I nod. "Are you crushing on anyone right now?" Robbie asks. I nod and blush. Wendy looks at me all serious. "Is it a girl or a guy?" She asks and I blush up more. "Guy..." I trail off and the girls squeal while me and Robbie cover our ears. "Who is it?!" Asks Tambry looking all stary eyed.

"Billiard." I mumble. The three eighteen year olds strain to hear me. "Dude, speak up." Says Robbie. "It's Billiard! OK?" I spit out blushing up and no doubt redder than a cherrie.

They all let out a small gasp. "Now would-" I am cut off by Wendy letting out a side I never knew she had. "That is so cool! Can we help you get together?! You know what? Don't say anything! I am so setting you two up!" I sigh in defeat.

~Bill~

I had read Pine Tree's mind. So he likes me to? Well he likes Billiard... Wow... I never thought my rival would end up being my self... literally!

'Oh just let it go Bill!' I hear Billiard speak to me. No! I will not! I like the kid! sue me! I yell at him in our mind. I feel him roll his eyes. 'Yeah? Well I think I mite feel the same way!'

What?

'You heard me!'

-&-

Hay y'all! IrishGoth here!

What do you think about...

Mabel?

Dipper?

Wendy?

Robbie?

Tambry?

Soos?

Stan?

Ford?

Billliard?

Bill?

Estella?

The Story?

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