CHAPTER ONE: Billiard.

~Dipper~

Returning back to Gravity Falls after all this time seems surreal. As Mabel jumps up and down in her seat next to me on the bus I look out the window. Fifteen years old and not much has changed on us. Mabel still wears a different sweater every day and a big smile, however, I can gladly say she's over her boy crazy faze! I still wear my hat, the one with the pine tree on it. Mabel even dubbed the dum thing my signature hat.

When the bus finally stops and the announcer states that this is the Gravity Falls stop Mabel bounces out with her bags and I walk out like a normal person with my luggage. We head off to the Mystery Shack as Mabel bombards me with what ifs and other questions about how thing mite have changed.

When we reach the Shack Mabel and I walk in the shop to see a particular red head that I use to obsess over at the register reading a magazine with her feet propped up on the counter. Mabel yells out a "HAY!" causing Wendy to jump as her magazine falls to the floor she's defiantly older now. She's dressed in jeans and a blue spaghetti strapped tank with and unbuttoned green plad shirt over it. Her hair is in a ponytail and she's still wearing the same boots, but, as she stands up she's taller but shorter than me by an inch and a half. She hugs us saying 'hi' and we hug back. Mabel is about her height but an inch or two shorter. Then Soos comes and we all high five. Soos hasn't changed one bit. We all talk and carry on until Grunkle Stan comes in and just stands there before banging on the vending machine and not to long after it's secret door or whatever opens up and out comes Grunkle Ford. Stan and Ford give us hugs and the conversation picks back up.

~Billiard~

My first memory after the Pines and their friends defeated my insane self is waking up in the middle of the woods. I had opened my eyes... - Yes eyes, as in two instead of one! - ... to a view of the sky through the trees. I sat up and rubbed my right hand against my right eye groaning as my memories come back to me. Strange. I haven't slept since I was human... I thought I only had one eye... OH MY BLOODY GOD! I jumped up with a start only to fall on my face. Oh right. My leg. I thought.

I looked around until I found my cane and used it to stand. "Now to figure out why I'm not dead and how I got my sanity back!" I said aloud. 'Not all your sanity three corners.' Said an echoed voice in my head. That sounded like me as... Bill. I though about the unholy name with venom. 'Yeah. Looks like I became my own conscious somehow.' He said the back of my mind. I growled. Oh great. Now I had him to deal with. Well don't think your getting control! I finally have my humanity back and I am not giving it up to the likes of a bloody demon like you! I thought to him angrily. 'Oh but Billiard... I am you... and you are me.' Bill was right. We may be to separate entity's now but we will always be the same person. A soul that's been split in half somehow.

After that I walked out of the woods and as a 14 year old human male I tried my best to live as such. Now it's been a year. I live in a log cabin I built by my self and work at the Mystery Shack. As far as Gravity Falls knows I am Billiard C. a teen boy living on his own and going to school. I haven't told anyone my last name for obvious reasons. I'm just glad to have my sanity and British accent back, along with my humanity... well... minus a few perks. I can still levitate myself and other things and see what lies in the mindscape. I am no longer all knowing but I find that I do not quite care. I can also read minds, make magical deals, and make nonliving items appear and disappear, but, that's it. I dress in the clothes I did when I was fully human.

I am a high school softmore and Red... I mean Wendy is a senior at 18 and so are her friends, who are also my friends now.

Either way when I get a call from Sanely saying to come in today I get dressed and go to work.

(Time skip provided by my to easily distracted brain.)

I walk into the shop to see the gang gathered up laughing. Six Fingers.... I mean Stanford... is the only one suspicious of me so when he notices me he glares and clears his throughout. Everyone stops and looks at me.

Windy speaks first. "Hay, Billiard! How are yah?" She says happily. I nod in greeting then take my hat off in a bow as I answer her. "Rather fine Ms. Wendy..." I come up and put my hat back on as Bill scoffs in the back of my mind. "... And how are all of you?" I say. Stanley speaks next. "Good. I want you to meet my great niece and nephew. Kids?" He says then Shooting Star and Pine Tree come out. Shooting Star speaks first. "Hello their! I'm Mabel and this my younger twin brother Llamanick, but every one just calls him Dipper!" She says just as hyper active as ever and wearing her shooting star sweater. Some things never change do they? I think. 'Apparently not.' Comments Bill. He's become rather tame since I woke in those woods yeast year. He no longer longs for the Weirdmagedon or Oddpocolys. He's not evil any more but he is still chaotic. That draconicus from that pony show.... I think his name was Discord? You know... after his Reformation?

I smile. "Billiard C. Nice make your aquantance." I with a bow. Mabel blushes. "Yeah. You to." Says Dipper in a low voice. He looks nervous for some reason. "Are you British?!" Mabel shouts enthusiastically. "Quite yes Mam. I am originally from London, England." I say straightening up. She gasps and her eyes become as big as Big Ben's clock face. "That's so cool!" She screeches and starts jumping.

I fix my tie. The only thing different about my attire is type of tie I wear. now I wear a simple tie that's yellow with black triangles against a black button-up that's tucked into yellow dress pants as I also wear a yellow tailcoat and black dress shoes paired with my black top hat with a yellow band that sits on my golden blond hair.

"So your new?" Dipper says while giving his twin a bewildered look. "Yes sir. I just moved hear last year." I say matter of factly. He nods. "Cool."

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