23. shututu the fuckuku upupu
Jimin's point of view
Me:
You know I don't like my
paying guest much but
I just realized I don't like
seeing her cry at all
Ramen:
What?
Me:
I know you don't like me
rambling about my paying
guest all the time so I'll just
leave you
Ramen:
Tf
You don't just incite me and
leave like this
Me:
But you told me you
don't like it
Ramen:
Fuck it
Tell me what do mean by that
Me:
It's just...
Remember I said "imma have
a proper talk with her?" Well idk
the time I came out from my room
I found she wasn't in her room. Ms.
Stay-in-her-room went out, so I waited
for her until she returned. She did after
few hours, and when I entered in her
room... I saw her crying.
And that, somehow, didn't
feel right
Ramen:
Hmm
You're been very vague right now
Tell me why it doesn't feel right to
see your paying guest cry?
If I remember you don't like her
right? You should be happy.
You probably gave poor girl
nightmares where you tie her up and
forcely feed raw chicken and moldy
bread
Me:
That's very specific nightmare
Ramen:
Don't change the topic
Me:
Idk
It just didn't sit right to see her cry
It just doesn't
Perhaps I've always seen her
smiling?
Whenever she is around my kids
she smile so awfully bright it irks
my eyes- even when M²
(oomk if you remember)
says something mean
(she is little straightforward) she
never once said anything to her.
I expected her to be angry or lash
or at least complaint about her to
me- but she never did. She always
replied her without returning M²
mean behavior. Even she did some
little drawing activities with my kids.
Mind me I never asked her to do it,
yet she did it.
Ramen:
So you like her because she treats
your kids right?
Me:
Not exactly- it's just, well yeah.
NO! I DO NOT LIKE HER! WTF!
I NEVER SAID I LIKE HER
I DO NOT LIKE HER! SHE IS WEIRDO!
I HATE HER EVER MORE WHEN SHE
IS NEAR MY KIDS
Ramen:
Okay
Me:
Okay
Ramen:
So I still don't get it why you don't
like seeing her cry
Me:
I don't know
I just dont. Period.
Ramen:
Me:
I told you, because she is always
smiling and being such a nice person
that suddenly seeing her cry like this
didn't feel right
I wonder what happened that made
her cry like that- she was crying so
hard
Ramen:
Oh no, poor her
Me:
She was looking like vulnerable
Ramen:
Sometimes, it happens.
We can't be strong everytime right
Me:
Right
I generally don't give a fuck about
what other person is doing
Ramen:
Ik
Me:
What?
Ramen:
Ok*
Me:
Yeah, so it also doesn't fit right when
I'm about to ask this question to you
Ramen:
What question?
Me:
What can I do to make a sad person
less sad?
Ramen:
No- I deadass don't know how
to response that
Who are you and what have you
done to my J!?
Me:
My J?
Not send
You're overreacting
Ramen:
Better take SS because this is what
that call once in a lifetime phenomena
Me:
Definitely overreacting
Ramen:
You're naturally mean man, it's
a miracle to see you asking me favor
how to make your paying guest (whom
you don't like) less sad
Me:
What the fuck did you just said!?
Ramen:
Me:
I'm not 'naturally' mean man
Apologize. Now.
Ramen:
Me:
You're shameless
All I asked is a little help
Ramen:
YOU ASKING FOR HELP FEELS
WEird + asking help for your
paying guest is WEIRDER
Me:
I just asked you because you're
the only woman in my life
Because a woman would know
a woman better?
And I just want to help her, maybe
returning the favor for treating my
kids good and with respect?
Ramen:
You're just finding these excuses
to hide you like your paying guest
Me:
I DONT LIKE HER OMG! I CANT EVEN
BEAR WHEN SHE IS STANDING NEXT
TO ME
Ramen:
Then order her to kneel
Me:
Ramen:
No seriously, try it sometimes
You might not feel so uptight
after that
Me:
...
For a second I feel like I was talking
to my paying guest
Infact, sometimes I feel you are
my paying guest
Ramen:
I do!?
I- Haha, that's so silly-
Imagine that
Me:
Yeah, really silly
That's nearly impossible
Ramen:
What? You finding a bitch?
Me:
NO.
You being my paying guest
That probability is nearly zero
Ramen:
Lmaoo Yeahh
Me:
Even though you both have same
name
Ramen:
NO WAY!! REALLY!??
Me:
Yeah her name is also Kim Raemi
Ramen:
NUARRR WHAT IN THE MULTIVERSE
Me:
I'm not that stupid to think about that
but yeah
I'm pretty sure it's just wierd
coincidence, because as I said it's
quite impossible that your internet (?)
ended up being your paying guest
+ she is annoying as fuck, you're not
You're bearable. She is not.
Though you guys have almost same
personality
Is this some Kim Raemi cult thingy?
Ramen:
Maybe?
Me:
Tf
Ramen:
Anyways
So I was searching on internet how
to make a girl happy
Me:
I coul have done that too, I know
how to search on internet
Ramen:
Fine, I'll give you some advice
from my vault (ramen's version)
Me:
That's what I asked for
Thank you so much (note my
sarcasm)
Ramen:
As a girl and someone who have
very similar personality with your
paying guest (please refer to her
as paying guest, it's weird to have
conversation about someone who
has same name as you) I will suggest
these following things, with rankings
Me:
Okay okay, I'm taking notes
Ramen:
Rank 1:
Sex
Solves every problem. Very good.
Yum. Will recommend 10/10
Makes me happy if the dick is good
and big and the guy knows how to
use it
Me:
Hard pass
Ramen:
So not into fucking your
paying guest?
Me:
I'm 🤏 this close to block you
Ramen:
Rank 2:
Money
Money solves every problem
Me:
I don't like her that much to give
her money
Ramen:
Me:
I DIDNT MEAN THAT WAY
Ramen:
Rank 3:
Supernova Z Flip 3 Purple Color
Ducktan Sonyeondan limited edition
Me:
No.
Ramen:
You're so cheap
Me:
Don't give a flying fuck
Ramen:
Since you're a cheapstake I'll tell
you cheap things which makes me
happy and so does the rest of the
women including your paying guest
Me:
Now that's what I was talking about
Ramen:
Cock
Me:
Ramen:
FaberHut painting sets
Me:
That's not cheap
Ramen:
Cheap painting sets
Me:
Not going to spend a money
on her
Ramen:
Suck your dick
Because that's what you'll
do for your entire fucking
life
Me:
Ramen:
This is last option, if you can't
even do this then leave the idea
of making her happy
Me:
Okay okay
Ramen:
Dick
Me:
That's it! I'm blocking you!
Ramen:
NAURRRRR
I WAS JOKINNG! INWSS REALL
JOKING
HOW ABOut you cook her some food
Me:
Hmm- that's a nice idea
Ramen:
You cock edible right?
Me:
Ramen:
COXK*
NOOO COCK*
NOOOO NOO COCK* I DIDN'T
MEAN IT!
NOK KSKS COCK
COCK COCK
NOOOO WTFFF
I MWAN COCK NOT COXK.
NOOOO PLS PLEASE
COCK
COCK COK COCK
COOL!!!
COOK!
YESS COCK!
NO!!! I MEAM COOK
C.O.O.K
PLEASE I MEAN FOOD ONE
AND NOT THE SUCK FUCK ONE
Me:
Ramen:
Please believe me
Me:
Yes, I cook edible
I've been making meals for
my kids for years and I've
doing this ever since freshman
college
Ramen:
Perfect! Then prepare some
nice dish for her
Food is number one thing
which can make someone
happy (of course, after the
things I've listed)
Me:
But I don't think so she likes food
Ramen:
Everyone likes food J wtf
Me:
She doesn't
All she eats in instant noodles,
that is also on odd times (her
entire living schedule is mess
no wonder) and never comes out
of her room
Ramen:
Perhaps she likes her room and
can't afford having meals so that's
why she always sleep and eat cheap
instant noodles!
Me:
Jeez why do I feel like you just snap
at me
Ramen:
Lmao I didn't
Me:
Okay
I don't know why would she don't
know why would she choose eat with
us, I offered her eating charges but she
denied
Ramen:
That would be so costly
Imagine the entire eating budget
getting divided into 4 and you have
to pay for things you haven't consume
Me:
Wtf who TF does that
Ramen:
YOU DONT DO THAT!?
Me:
Nobody does that wtf where did
you even heard that from?
Ramen:
Don't we always do that? It's like
splitting the bill between the people
doesn't matter how much you eat?
Me:
No.
It's not hotel bill, it's eating expenses
It's not divided, rather a fix price set
by the pg owners
Ramen:
Ohhh
Me:
You're so dumb
Ramen:
Well sorry, never been in pgs before
Me:
So, conclusion, I cook
something for her
Ramen:
Yeah, and try talking with her
Ask her what was bothering her
Me:
I did actually, when she was crying
I tried my best to console... by hugging
her because that's all I could do at that
time. Once she stopped crying I asked
If she wanted to talk and she said no
Ramen:
Ohh
Ask her again though
It will atleast let her think you
care about her
Me:
I don't
Ramen:
No wonder you are bitchless since
8.5 years
Me:
What should I cook for her?
Any recommendations?
Ramen:
Something spicy! Uh, kimchi fried
rice, bulgogi, OH OH RICE CAKES!!
WITH LOTS OF CHEESEE
I haven't had then since a while
Me:
It's not for you
Ramen:
Me:
Anyways, I think she is sleeping rn
Too quite inside, when she is awake
she is always making noise
Ramen:
The walls are so thin it's not her
fault she breathes
Me:
You take women support women
too seriously
Ramen:
As I should
Me:
Anyways, I'll go and make
some spicy rice cake. I've
a packet of frozen rice cakes
and fish cakes in refrigerator
I'll make it for my kids and save
some for her
Ramen:
What about me?
Me:
Nothing
Ramen:
Fuck you
Me:
You can't
Ramen:
Challenge?
Me:
Take you're delulu pills
Ramen:
No.
Because delulu is the solulu
Me:
How about you shututu the
fuckuku upupu?
Ramen:
Bhahahahahaha
That's was funny
Bet this is the only time you
made a woman laugh
Right?
Me:
Get off your phone
and do something productive
Ramen:
Okay!
Me:
Oh-
Okay (didn't expect you to
agree so early)
Ramen:
Me neither
Me:
Anyways, gotta go
Ramen:
Okayy
Goodbye J
Me:
Bye
***
A/N
Poor Jimin, someone give Raemi an Oscar award already.
HE IS NOT ENTIRELY MEANN. HE ASKED HIS FRIEND ON HOW TO CHEER HIS LAYING GUEST. AWW. Jimin is standard>>
Even though he's Jimean.
Jimin is still clueless and hell remain clueless until I want him to be hmph!
Another chat chapters after it ehehehehe;) and after that I shall give you what you wanted.
SEGGSUAL TENSION
MUAHAHAHAHAH
Jokes and memes in this chapter>>>
Also, Raemi is still sad. It's just she is not showing that I'm chats but she is indeed snapping Jimin when she is showing how bad her mood is. This will be resolved in next chapter, HOWEVER you can notice he being slight happy as the chapter and talk with Jimin progress.
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