23. shututu the fuckuku upupu

Jimin's point of view

Me:
You know I don't like my
paying guest much but
I just realized I don't like
seeing her cry at all

Ramen:
What?

Me:
I know you don't like me
rambling about my paying
guest all the time so I'll just
leave you

Ramen:
Tf

You don't just incite me and
leave like this

Me:
But you told me you
don't like it

Ramen:
Fuck it

Tell me what do mean by that

Me:
It's just...

Remember I said "imma have
a proper talk with her?" Well idk
the time I came out from my room
I found she wasn't in her room. Ms.
Stay-in-her-room went out, so I waited
for her until she returned. She did after
few hours, and when I entered in her
room... I saw her crying.

And that, somehow, didn't
feel right

Ramen:
Hmm

You're been very vague right now

Tell me why it doesn't feel right to
see your paying guest cry?

If I remember you don't like her
right? You should be happy.

You probably gave poor girl
nightmares where you tie her up and
forcely feed raw chicken and moldy
bread

Me:
That's very specific nightmare

Ramen:
Don't change the topic

Me:
Idk

It just didn't sit right to see her cry

It just doesn't

Perhaps I've always seen her
smiling?

Whenever she is around my kids
she smile so awfully bright it irks
my eyes- even when M²
(oomk if you remember)
says something mean
(she is little straightforward) she
never once said anything to her.

I expected her to be angry or lash
or at least complaint about her to
me- but she never did. She always
replied her without returning M²
mean behavior. Even she did some
little drawing activities with my kids.
Mind me I never asked her to do it,
yet she did it.

Ramen:
So you like her because she treats
your kids right?

Me:
Not exactly- it's just, well yeah.

NO! I DO NOT LIKE HER! WTF!

I NEVER SAID I LIKE HER

I DO NOT LIKE HER! SHE IS WEIRDO!

I HATE HER EVER MORE WHEN SHE
IS NEAR MY KIDS

Ramen:
Okay

Me:
Okay

Ramen:
So I still don't get it why you don't
like seeing her cry

Me:
I don't know

I just dont. Period.

Ramen:

Me:
I told you, because she is always
smiling and being such a nice person
that suddenly seeing her cry like this
didn't feel right

I wonder what happened that made
her cry like that- she was crying so
hard

Ramen:
Oh no, poor her

Me:
She was looking like vulnerable

Ramen:
Sometimes, it happens.

We can't be strong everytime right

Me:
Right

I generally don't give a fuck about
what other person is doing

Ramen:
Ik

Me:
What?

Ramen:
Ok*

Me:
Yeah, so it also doesn't fit right when
I'm about to ask this question to you

Ramen:
What question?

Me:
What can I do to make a sad person
less sad?

Ramen:


No- I deadass don't know how
to response that

Who are you and what have you
done to my J!?

Me:
My J?
Not send

You're overreacting

Ramen:
Better take SS because this is what
that call once in a lifetime phenomena

Me:
Definitely overreacting

Ramen:
You're naturally mean man, it's
a miracle to see you asking me favor
how to make your paying guest (whom
you don't like) less sad

Me:
What the fuck did you just said!?

Ramen:

Me:
I'm not 'naturally' mean man

Apologize. Now.

Ramen:

Me:
You're shameless

All I asked is a little help

Ramen:
YOU ASKING FOR HELP FEELS
WEird + asking help for your
paying guest is WEIRDER

Me:
I just asked you because you're
the only woman in my life

Because a woman would know
a woman better?

And I just want to help her, maybe
returning the favor for treating my
kids good and with respect?

Ramen:

You're just finding these excuses
to hide you like your paying guest

Me:
I DONT LIKE HER OMG! I CANT EVEN
BEAR WHEN SHE IS STANDING NEXT
TO ME

Ramen:
Then order her to kneel

Me:

Ramen:
No seriously, try it sometimes

You might not feel so uptight
after that

Me:
...

For a second I feel like I was talking
to my paying guest

Infact, sometimes I feel you are
my paying guest

Ramen:
I do!?

I- Haha, that's so silly-

Imagine that

Me:
Yeah, really silly

That's nearly impossible

Ramen:
What? You finding a bitch?

Me:
NO.

You being my paying guest

That probability is nearly zero

Ramen:
Lmaoo Yeahh

Me:
Even though you both have same
name

Ramen:

NO WAY!! REALLY!??

Me:

Yeah her name is also Kim Raemi

Ramen:

NUARRR WHAT IN THE MULTIVERSE

Me:
I'm not that stupid to think about that
but yeah

I'm pretty sure it's just wierd
coincidence, because as I said it's
quite impossible that your internet (?)
ended up being your paying guest

+ she is annoying as fuck, you're not

You're bearable. She is not.

Though you guys have almost same
personality

Is this some Kim Raemi cult thingy?

Ramen:
Maybe?

Me:
Tf

Ramen:
Anyways

So I was searching on internet how
to make a girl happy

Me:
I coul have done that too, I know
how to search on internet

Ramen:
Fine, I'll give you some advice
from my vault (ramen's version)

Me:
That's what I asked for

Thank you so much (note my
sarcasm)

Ramen:
As a girl and someone who have
very similar personality with your
paying guest (please refer to her
as paying guest, it's weird to have
conversation about someone who
has same name as you) I will suggest
these following things, with rankings

Me:
Okay okay, I'm taking notes

Ramen:
Rank 1:
Sex

Solves every problem. Very good.
Yum. Will recommend 10/10
Makes me happy if the dick is good
and big and the guy knows how to
use it

Me:
Hard pass

Ramen:
So not into fucking your
paying guest?

Me:
I'm 🤏 this close to block you

Ramen:
Rank 2:
Money

Money solves every problem

Me:
I don't like her that much to give
her money

Ramen:

Me:
I DIDNT MEAN THAT WAY

Ramen:
Rank 3:
Supernova Z Flip 3 Purple Color
Ducktan Sonyeondan limited edition

Me:
No.

Ramen:
You're so cheap

Me:
Don't give a flying fuck

Ramen:
Since you're a cheapstake I'll tell
you cheap things which makes me
happy and so does the rest of the
women including your paying guest

Me:
Now that's what I was talking about

Ramen:
Cock

Me:

Ramen:
FaberHut painting sets

Me:
That's not cheap

Ramen:
Cheap painting sets

Me:
Not going to spend a money
on her

Ramen:
Suck your dick

Because that's what you'll
do for your entire fucking
life

Me:

Ramen:
This is last option, if you can't
even do this then leave the idea
of making her happy

Me:
Okay okay

Ramen:
Dick

Me:
That's it! I'm blocking you!

Ramen:
NAURRRRR

I WAS JOKINNG! INWSS REALL
JOKING

HOW ABOut you cook her some food

Me:
Hmm- that's a nice idea

Ramen:
You cock edible right?

Me:

Ramen:
COXK*

NOOO COCK*

NOOOO NOO COCK* I DIDN'T
MEAN IT!

NOK KSKS COCK

COCK COCK

NOOOO WTFFF

I MWAN COCK NOT COXK.

NOOOO PLS PLEASE
COCK

COCK COK COCK

COOL!!!

COOK!

YESS COCK!

NO!!! I MEAM COOK

C.O.O.K

PLEASE I MEAN FOOD ONE
AND NOT THE SUCK FUCK ONE

Me:

Ramen:
Please believe me

Me:
Yes, I cook edible

I've been making meals for
my kids for years and I've
doing this ever since freshman
college

Ramen:
Perfect! Then prepare some
nice dish for her

Food is number one thing
which can make someone
happy (of course, after the
things I've listed)

Me:
But I don't think so she likes food

Ramen:
Everyone likes food J wtf

Me:
She doesn't

All she eats in instant noodles,
that is also on odd times (her
entire living schedule is mess
no wonder) and never comes out
of her room

Ramen:
Perhaps she likes her room and
can't afford having meals so that's
why she always sleep and eat cheap
instant noodles!

Me:
Jeez why do I feel like you just snap
at me

Ramen:
Lmao I didn't

Me:
Okay

I don't know why would she don't
know why would she choose eat with
us, I offered her eating charges but she
denied

Ramen:
That would be so costly

Imagine the entire eating budget
getting divided into 4 and you have
to pay for things you haven't consume

Me:
Wtf who TF does that

Ramen:
YOU DONT DO THAT!?

Me:
Nobody does that wtf where did
you even heard that from?

Ramen:
Don't we always do that? It's like
splitting the bill between the people
doesn't matter how much you eat?

Me:
No.

It's not hotel bill, it's eating expenses
It's not divided, rather a fix price set
by the pg owners

Ramen:
Ohhh

Me:
You're so dumb

Ramen:
Well sorry, never been in pgs before

Me:
So, conclusion, I cook
something for her

Ramen:
Yeah, and try talking with her

Ask her what was bothering her

Me:
I did actually, when she was crying
I tried my best to console... by hugging
her because that's all I could do at that
time. Once she stopped crying I asked
If she wanted to talk and she said no

Ramen:
Ohh

Ask her again though

It will atleast let her think you
care about her

Me:
I don't

Ramen:

No wonder you are bitchless since
8.5 years

Me:
What should I cook for her?
Any recommendations?

Ramen:
Something spicy! Uh, kimchi fried
rice, bulgogi, OH OH RICE CAKES!!
WITH LOTS OF CHEESEE

I haven't had then since a while

Me:
It's not for you

Ramen:

Me:
Anyways, I think she is sleeping rn

Too quite inside, when she is awake
she is always making noise

Ramen:
The walls are so thin it's not her
fault she breathes

Me:
You take women support women
too seriously

Ramen:
As I should

Me:
Anyways, I'll go and make
some spicy rice cake. I've
a packet of frozen rice cakes
and fish cakes in refrigerator

I'll make it for my kids and save
some for her

Ramen:
What about me?

Me:
Nothing

Ramen:

Fuck you

Me:
You can't

Ramen:
Challenge?

Me:
Take you're delulu pills

Ramen:
No.

Because delulu is the solulu

Me:
How about you shututu the
fuckuku upupu?

Ramen:
Bhahahahahaha

That's was funny

Bet this is the only time you
made a woman laugh

Right?

Me:

Get off your phone
and do something productive

Ramen:
Okay!

Me:
Oh-

Okay (didn't expect you to
agree so early)

Ramen:
Me neither

Me:
Anyways, gotta go

Ramen:
Okayy

Goodbye J

Me:
Bye

***
A/N

Poor Jimin, someone give Raemi an Oscar award already.

HE IS NOT ENTIRELY MEANN. HE ASKED HIS FRIEND ON HOW TO CHEER HIS LAYING GUEST. AWW. Jimin is standard>>
Even though he's Jimean.

Jimin is still clueless and hell remain clueless until I want him to be hmph!

Another chat chapters after it ehehehehe;) and after that I shall give you what you wanted.

SEGGSUAL TENSION

MUAHAHAHAHAH

Jokes and memes in this chapter>>>

Also, Raemi is still sad. It's just she is not showing that I'm chats but she is indeed snapping Jimin when she is showing how bad her mood is. This will be resolved in next chapter, HOWEVER you can notice he being slight happy as the chapter and talk with Jimin progress.

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