Me:
I'm sad

Give me your shoulder
to put my legs on

Boring:
Raemi

It's 12:34 in
the morning

Me:
Thanks for the
quick time check

Wait— you remember
my name!

Boring:
Of course

It's hard to forget
traumatic memories

Me:

Anyways—

Is that mean we are
friends now?

Boring:
If I wanted someone
like you for a friend,
I'd buy a dog

Me:

You know what I
did just now?

Salty:
Please say you
decided not to
talk with me ever
again and you prolly
block me?

Oh you didn't

Me:
Why so salty?

Salty:
Why so dumb?

Even after I tell
you not to message
me you still did

Me:

Mumma raised
a bad bitch

Salty:
I go and block you
first

Me:
NODJDJSNSNNS

DON'T BLOCK ME!

Salty:
Give me one
good reason

Me:
You're my source
or entertainment

Salty:
Are you that poor
that you can't buy
TV?

Me:
Yes

Salty:
Oh

Me:
Send some donation
help out a friend

Salty:
No thank you.

Me:

Salty:
The real question is
why am I'm talking
to you

Me:
Because I'm sexay

Salty:
You don't have
any other job to
do?

Me:
Nah

Salty:
So you harass other
people

Me:
Nah

Just you

Salty:
Why me?

Me:
It's hot when
roast me

Salty:
It's about to get
hotter

Me:
I don't mind—

Wait lemme remove
my clothes

Salty:
...

Me:
...

Want a coochie pic?

Salty:
WHAT!

WOMAN NO!

Me:
Your loss

You could have seen
my juicy pussy but
you didn't wanna

Salty:
That's it

Me:
What? Change of mind?
Message not send
User has blocked you

What!?
Message not send
User has blocked you

***

I looked at the screen— and scrolled and reread our conversation. I pouted, did I go overboard? I shouldn't have mentioned that, what was I thinking.

"Impulsive little bitch, thank you— now you're entertainmentless." I rolled my eyes and was about to block his number when suddenly I received a message.

Salty:
Talk anything
but dirty

Me:
It's hardly 2 minutes
since you blocked me

You're more impulsive
than me

Salty:
I was getting bore

Me:
😏

Tch, are you that poor
to buy a TV

Salty:
I don't think you're
in position to ask
this question

Me:
You know which
the position I'm in

Salty:
😀

Didn't I just said
don't talk dirty with
me

It irks me

Me:
You using emoji
is kinda weird

Salty:
Talking with
you itself is weird
for me but here I'm
talking with a stranger
who is strange weird
horny woman

Me:
Why are you describe
me as those old men who
ask for bobs and vagna

Salty:
Please—

Don't you dare—

Me:
I'm sorry

Forgive me for I've
sin

Salty:
I'm reconsider
blocking you
again

Me:
It has been only two
nights since we started
to message—

And you already know
me that much

Salty:
I assumed

And I was right

Me:
...

I ran out of ideas

Wait lemme see if
author updated or
not?

Might get any ideas
to chat with you

Salty:
What?

I think you're dumb
because I didn't understand
a shit

Me:
Nah, they didn't update

:'(

I read a fanfic yesterday
where a girl prank call a
a random number so I got
inspired by it and prank
message a random number
which happened to be you

Salty:
Ah shit

Why did it happen to
me

Me:
You must have done
many sins

Salty:
Of course, I did

Me:
I'm happy you're aware—

wait are you any murderer?
or... idk murderer?

Salty:
No

Me:
You sound like one

What if you're a serial
killer and make me your
next victim?

Salty:
Don't worry

You're safe

I go for intellectual
women

Me:

My IQ is 120

Salty:
Mine is 128

You don't act like
a human who has
120 IQ

Me:
But you surely act like
a bitch

Salty:
🙄

Me:

Are you stealing my
memes!?

Salty:
Did you call me
bitch

Me:
My bitch

☺

Salty:
No I'm not

Me:
You will be

Salty:
*sigh*

Let it go

Me:
You didn't disagree

😏

Salty:
I wanna block you again

Me:

I know you come
back to me again
in 2 mins so—

sksksksks

Salty:
Don't test me

Me:
Meh—

Wait—

I realized something

Salty:
What? That you're
wasting trees' hard work

Me:

I realized—

I don't know your
name

Salty:

Mumma said
not to tell your
name to weird
strangers

Me:

Stop stealing my memes

Mumma also said
not to take to strangers
but here you are

Salty:
I'm making a special
folder in my phone

The same goes for you
too but here you are—

Me:
Your name?

Salty:
Why should I tell
you?

Me:
So I can moan it

Salty:
There we go

Now I'm not gonna
tell you

Me:
Then daddy will do?

Or sir? Master?

I've solid sunbae-nim
kink or if I'm in my weeb
phase then senpai and
sensai

Salty:

My name is J

Me:
Lmao, you used meme—

Salty:
I had to

Me:
Who names their child
an alphabet?

Salty:
And you said your IQ
was 120

Me:
It was sarcasm

I assume your name is
Jay so short is J

Salty:
Yes

Now we are talking

Me:
Can I call you oniichan?

Salty:
Stop watching hentai

Me:
How did you—

Salty:
You remind me
of my younger self

Dumb and horny

Me:
You sound like grandpa—

How old are you?

You sound like dad and
grandpa— tell me how old
are you!

Salty:
The real question is
how old are you?

You sound like a horny
dumb teenager

are*

I don't wanna go to jail

I've responsibility unlike
you

Me:
26 years

Salty:
WHAT!?

YOU'RE 26

Me:
WHAT!!?

IS THERE ANY PROBLEM!?

Salty:
Nah

You don't sound like
one

Me:
😑

your turn

Salty:
😌

good night miss
ramen

Me:
WHAT!?

THE FUCK!

WHAT DID YOU JUST
CALL ME

YOU—

You're not even reading
the message

:'(

I hope you choke on
a lego 💩

***

A/N

Jay can't block Ramen 'cause we need this book to cont.

So he won't be blocking but talking, okay.

I love this chap—

Was supposed to update Rejection but your girl was too high to write angst

(The waist—)