Me:
43000 FUCKING WONS

AHHHHHHHHHH

I NEED A ✨SUGAR DADDY✨

Shawty:

Me:
At this rate I'm ready to
fucking plaster my 😺pussy🦁
on the sidewalk

for some thousand wons

Shawty:

Me:
Pussy for 10 thousand wons
Pussy for spare change

Shawty:

Me:
Spare change

Spare change

Shawty:

Here, have fun

I don't need your pussy but
you can have it. Use wisely

Me:

Shawty:
What? I gave you what
you really wanted (judging
by what you just msg)

Me:
Let me return the favor

You wish I had given you
this earlier, don't you?

Shawty:

Fuck you

Me:
We will

Shawty:

Me:
You ruined my vibes

Shawty:
You were screaming, telling
me need a sugar daddy and how
you were about to plaster your
😺 on sidewalk for ten thousand
wons

Which is to be honest a lot of
money, hard pass. I won't fuck
you for 10 thousand wons

Me:
So you would fuck me?

Shawty:
I—

That's not my point, I was
being sarcastic

Me:
You didn't disagree

Daddy you perhaps developed
liking towards me

Shawty:
I don't even like you what
are you talking about

Me:

Shawty:
Get your ass off from
booktok

Me:
I— you know!?

Shawty:
I know everything

Me:
Oh my lord a book bestiee

YEAHHHHH

GOSSHH TELL ME WHAT IS
your current read? Mine is
King of Warth skskssksksksk
Dante daddy is so sexyyy
lorddddd have mercy ahhhhhhh

Shawty:

Me:
So sad he's married

Shawty:
Yeah, so sad he's fictional

Me:

He's hot that's what matters

Shawty:
So tell me why you
want a sugar daddy?
Who made your hopes
high?

Me:

I'm broke, after paying
my rent all I left is just
43000 wons with me until
I sell some paintings and
make money 😭😭😭😭

Shawty:
Which you'll get it?

Me:
Idk it depends, if my paintings
get sold or not. The shortest is 3
weeks, and the longest is 2 year

🤡

Shawty:
You better start searching for
one

Me:
You're supposed to be
encouraging 😭

Shawty:
I didn't feel like lying

Me:

I'll murder you someday

Shawty:
For that you need IQ to find me
and attempt the deed

And that's why I'm quite relieved

Me:

You awfully remind me of
somebody I met today

Shawty:
Was he hot and sexy?

Me:
Yes fuck he was so hot
I just wanted to jump on
him but his semi-rude
behavior dried up my vijaja

Shawty:

Maybe he thought you're
that kind of woman who
find mean guys hot

Me:
Wait— are you that kind of guy
who thinks woman will find him
hot if they behave mean to them

Shawty:
No I'm that kind of man who
act mean so people stay the
fuck away from me

Me:
And that's what I call sexy

Grrr daddy so hot and sexy

Shawty:

Touch some grass

Me:
Daddy don't be shy, be mean

or I should say be mine hahaha

Shawty:

Me:
Okay it was lame EWWWW WTF

Shawty:
I'm*

You made a typo

Me:

Fuck you

Shawty:
No thanks

Me:
Yeah, my pussy is too expensive
for you anywyas

💅

Shawty:
🙄

Can we not talk about pussy?

Me:
Why? Pussy much?

Hahaha you see what I did

Shawty:
Haha very funny

Me:
Really!? I made you laugh?

Shawty:
No.

Me:
Meanie

Shawty:
So... Where were you? Didn't
message me last night

Me:
Ohlala were you worried?

Shawty:
Nah slept early and had a good
day ahead

Me:
You waited for me to message
you for the entire night didn't you?

Shawty:
...

Me:
And that's why you're being
extra meanie to me because
I made you wait

Shawty:
...

Me:
And your ego was too big
so you didn't message me
first + you wanted to see if
I forget about or something
like that?

Shawty:
...

I waited till 3, not entire night okay

Me:
Damn, sometimes I'm so smart

Shawty:
"sometimes"

Me:
Awww, you waited for me

Shawty:
Shut up

Me:
You waited for me to come
online till 3 awww so cute
my poor heart 💓

You did developed liking
for me

Shawty:
I mean, you're kinda nice
freind even though your
one horny piece of shugar

Me:
AWWWWWW

YOU CALLED ME YOUR FRIEND

MY HEARTTT 💓💓💓💓💓

Shawty:
You better shut up before I
unsend those messages

Me:
You know you can't unsend
messages

Shawty:
Shit I forgot

Fuck you author

Me:
What?

Anywyas, for your knowledge

I was just having hard time

Shawty:
What?

Me:
Yeah, in these 36 hours I went
through some shit

Shawty:
What happened!? You good?

Me:
Doing perfectly fine

I'm actually happy rn

Shawty:
Because I called you my friend?

Me:
That's little bonus

I'm happy because the problem
I was going through finally solved

Yeah

Shawty:
Good

Happy for you

Whatever you overcomed, know
that I'm proud of you. You did well

Me:
Awwww you're cuteee

Shawty:
Unlike you

Me:
...

Sometimes you're salty,
sometimes you're mean,
& sometimes you're cute &
sometimes you're sexy and hot

Is this fifty shades of J I'm sensing?

*Eyebrow wiggles*

Shawty:
Maybe?

But you haven't seen something
else

Me:
J WHAT THE FUCK

Shawty:
What?

Me:
SHOW ME WHAT I HAVEN'T SEEN

Shawty:
YOU CANT ASK SOMEBODY TO SHOW
THEM SOMTHING YOU HAVENT SEEN

Me:
YOU CANT SAY TO SOMEBODY THAT
THEY HAVENT SEEN SOMETHING THEY
HAVEN'T SEEN

Shawty:
Calm down

See your toes

Can't see them because of
your tummy?

Excercise and don't be HORNY

Me:
How did you know I can't see my
toes because my huge tiddies
(not my tummy)

Shawty:
...

Go to sleep

I have some work to do

Me:
Let me guess the "some work"
is nothing but your fist? Gonna
beat that 🐥 to my T.T  P I C

Shawty:
No.

Me:
🥺

Send me pics when you do

Shawty:
SLEEP!

Me:
Okay daddy

Anything for daddy

Whatever daddy wants,
daddy gets

WHATEVER DADDY WANTS,
DADDY GETS!

Shawty:
I sometimes embrassment to
be freinds with you

Heck everytime

Me:
🥺

Shawty:
...

Me:
🥺

Shawty:
Maybe not

Me:
😊

Good night daddy

Sleep well

I will sleep in few hours,
have some stuff to pack

Shawty:
Yeah

Good night

Talk to you tomorrow

***
A/N

Is Jimin and Raemi is Grumpy x Sunshine or SEXY MEAN x CRACKHEAD CHAOTIC ?

Anyways, yes, they are dumb. But let's be like that otherwise the book will end of they get to know that the one they are living with is the one they are talking so please 🥺🥺 pretend dumb with them

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Fun Fact: it is 3:13 am here 😭

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