TW: None

Title: ~Examination~

"If this gets weird the deal is off." Smiffy sat on an exam table in Lalna's mock medical lab wearing just his pants and shoes. Beside him was a clipboard with a few chicken scratch notes about him that he could barely read. Above was an obnoxiously bright light, and in front, a blond man with a lab coat and stethoscope looking entirely too excited.

Lalna nodded his head eagerly. "Yes, yes, of course, let me know if you get uncomfortable. I really appreciate your cooperation, Smiffy."

Smiffy shrugged one shoulder. "Yeah yeah. Happy to help you satisfy your fetish."

"It will be purely scientific." Smiffy made an amused noise and let Lalna start the examination. The scientist began with shining a flashlight into Smiffy's eyes, the only visible features on his smooth slime body. "Your eyes look normal- er, similar to human eyes I mean. Have you noted any difference between your vision and other peoples? Things you see better or worse than others?"

"Well for some reason no one else seems to see flames and decay like I do." Smiffy paused to drink in Lalna's surprised expression. "Everything burns. I can see your skin melting right now. It's brilliant. I bet you die in flames a lot, am I right?"

Lalna's face paled. "You can see that?"

Silence stretched out, tense and heavy, suddenly broken by Smiffy's laughter. "Your fucking face, mate!" Lalna's face flushed with embarrassment and he mumbled about continuing the exam. When Smiffy stopped laughing and sat still again he stepped to the side to look closely at Smiffy's head and face and neck.

"I can't see any orifices. Are they hidden?"

Smiffy shook his head. "Don't have any."

Lalna's eyes met Smiffy's again. "What? Really? How do you breathe? How do you eat?"

"I dunno. I just need to be touching air to breathe. And I don't need a hole in my face to eat." Lalna looked at him expectantly until he elaborated. "You've seen slimes eat before, right? Food just goes in there. Ta-da." He gave a sarcastic wave of his hands.

"You can just absorb things then? Can your whole body do that?"

"Yeah but that's stupid. I'm not uncivilized. Plus I can't really taste anything if it's not through my face."

Lalna hummed and turned to the clipboard of notes. "How does food affect you? Can you absorb any kind of matter, like other slimes?"

Smiffy shrugged. "I could, I guess, but it's not really healthy. If something is poison I'm still gonna get sick."

"What about drugs and alcohol and narcotics? Have you taken medication successfully?"

"Yeah, it all works basically the same. I get drunk or high or whatever. I've taken painkillers and they've worked just fine."

Lalna quickly scribbled a few things down, then turned back and reached a gloved hand up but stopped himself. "Can I touch you?" Smiffy nodded and Lalna placed his hand on the side of the smooth green head. He pressed with his fingertips, rubbed small circles, moved gently forward to the face. His face seemed to slowly light up as he explored. "Oh! It's softer in the front."

He pressed the spongy surface a couple more times before removing his hand, eyes gleaming. Smiffy wiped at his face with the back of his hand. "Ugh. Rubber."

"You can taste with the outside?"

"Mm-hm. Taste and smell."

"What about other senses? How do you hear without ears? In fact how are we speaking right now?" Smiffy just shrugged. "Do you make noise somewhere? Is it telepathy?" Another shrug. Lalna frowned but decided to move on. He took the stethoscope around his neck and listened to Smiffy's chest. "...Uh. I can't hear anything."

"Yeah I don't really have a lot of organs in there."

He took the stethoscope back down. "How many organs do you have then?"

"As far as I know, just the eyes."

Lalna breathed out a quiet "wow" and pressed his hands against him again, feeling his chest and stomach. "How about tactile feeling, is the slime sensitive? Are some parts more than others?"

Smiffy laughed again. "Alright don't jizz yourself, mate. Yeah, I can feel stuff all over, and the soft parts are a lot more sensitive than the more solid areas."

"Parts? Are there more than just your face?"

"Oh you're gonna have to buy me a few drinks if you wanna see that, you kinky fuck." Lalna snapped his hands back to his own sides and flushed brightly.

"Uh, well, I guess that's enough then. I have the thaumic research notes and barrel of rum I promised you downstairs." He began writing down notes on the clipboard as though it were the most important task in the world. Smiffy laughed and hopped off the exam table.

"That's all you wanted? Really? You know the way everyone talks about you I was sure you were gonna tie me up and cut me open or something."

Lalna snapped his head up with an offended expression that only made Smiffy laugh more. "I'm not that kind of scientist! I mean, not with living subjects! That's ridiculous!" He paused as a thought struck him. "Wait, if you thought I was gonna hurt you, why did you agree to this?"

The edges of Smiffy's eyes wrinkled in a way that suggested a smile. He leaned forward, placing a hand on Lalna's chest, and murmured, "Maybe I was curious too. Send word if you ever want to do more... science, or whatever you wanna call it." With a wink he turned away and headed to the teleporter, leaving a furiously blushing and extremely confused Lalna frozen behind him.

~

TW: Selfcest, Tentacles, PWP, Light Bondage

Title: ~Tainted Love~

Logically speaking, Nano knew she shouldn't trust her clone. Every Lalna clone they'd encountered in the past (all two of them) had caused some sort of harm to their counterpart, and logic dictated that a clone of Nano from the same source would follow the pattern.

Echo gently tapped Nano's jawline with her knuckle and Nano whined, tilting her head back to expose her neck.

She'd never been very good at logic.

Echo placed a hand along Nano's jaw, thumb on her throat and fingers spread from cheek to pulse point. Compared to the hand digging into her waist and the tentacles pinning her arms and legs, the touch was almost gentle. Yet somehow it made Nano flush.

"He told me it would be strange to see another version of myself, but I quite like it," Echo said. Nano agreed. Although Echo's lower half was the furthest thing from human Nano could imagine, her head and torso were a perfect copy. It would probably be narcissistic of her to admit it, but Nano found her clone oddly attractive. She cracked an eye open to look at her again and found Echo smirking. Nano's blush deepened and Echo tilted Nano's jaw and leaned in to kiss her.

Nano tried to press their bodies together, but Echo's tentacles and other hand kept them apart. Nano whined in complaint, which quickly turned into a gasp as one of the tentacles snaked its way under her shirt and up her stomach, spreading a trail of tainted slime that mixed with Nano's own, darker flux. Nano gasped into Echo's mouth as the tentacle reached her breast, its suction cups ghosting her nipple before attaching to the bottom of her breast and fondling it.

Nano moaned, tugging at the tentacle around her hands and grinding her hips in the hopes of catching the tentacle pinning her legs. Echo kissed down Nano's neck and paused to smile into Nano's skin.

Echo pulled Nano;s shorts down her hips and the tentacle around her legs latched on, dragging them the rest of the way while it unraveled. Two more came to take its place, winding up Nano's thighs to pry her legs apart.

"Tell me what you want," Echo said, kissing Nano's jaw.

"Touch me," Nano said. "But not with your hands. With the- with the tentacles."

The tentacle at her breast unattached itself and Nano groaned with complaint until Echo kissed her again, replacing its attention with her own hands. The tentacle positioned itself between Nano's thighs, pressing up against her underwear and rubbing back and forth.

"God," Nano gasped. She rolled her hips to counter its motions and let herself moan as Echo peppered bites down her neck, kissing and sucking them to redness before moving on to a blank space. Hot pleasure curled in Nano's gut, but it wasn't enough.

"More, I need more," she said. Echo pulled Nano's underwear down with one hand and the tentacles around Nano's legs grasped on and pulled it the rest of the way down, letting it fall at her feet before snaking back up her legs. Without the cloth in the way, the drag of the tentacle across Nano's labia was overwhelming. Nano moaned as it rubbed her clit, the tip of it teasing her entrance slick with taint and Nano's own arousal.

Echo cupped Nano's cheeks in her hands. "Do you want this? Do you want me inside you?"

"Yes," Nano gasped. "Yes, god yes."

Echo crashed their lips together as the tentacles around Nano's legs spread her open. The tentacle between her legs worked its way inside her, filling her careful inch by inch. When Nano shook her head- enough- it pulled out and thrust back into her.

Echo set a hard, fast pace, slick tentacle rubbing across Nano's clit with each thrust into her. Nano shuddered against Echo, trying to rock her hips into the movement. The tentacle around Nano's arms released them and wrapped itself around her waist to keep her still. Nano threw her arms around Echo's neck to keep her balance, kissing Echo sloppily as each thrust brought out a gasp.

Nano shuddered when she came, falling against Echo and groaning into her neck as the tentacle fucked her through her orgasm. Nano whined as it pulled out, the texture of the suction cups that had felt so good before now painfully over stimulating. Echo rubbed her back and made soothing noises. She pulled Nano's head back and cupped her chin with one hand, the other guiding a tentacle towards Nano's mouth.

"Clean it off, there's a good girl," Echo said, tugging Nano's jaw open. Head still cloudy from her orgasm, Nano obeyed., taking the tentacle into her mouth. She could taste herself, bitter flux mixed with the salt of her come. Nano traced the suction cups with her tongue, trying to lick them clean.

"Good girl," Echo cooed. "Good girl. Now I've done something for you, so I need you to do something for me..."