TW: None, But seems really long because of all the dialogue. 

Welcome to Yogscast React! We have: Xephos, Honeydew, Sips, Sjin and Lalna reading Mommy Honeydew by Zerere-the-Mummy

Sips: Alright then you mother trucker, tell me why I'm here when I could be counting my money and women.

Sjin: Y-yeah! Tell us!

Lalna: Guys shut up!

Me: Today we're gonna read a story and you guys have to say what you're thinking. That's it!

Honeydew: Woohoo! What sort of story?!

Me: Well It's called Mommy Honeydew...

Honeydew: WHAT?!

Me: You'll understand soon enough...

Xephos: Well, can we start then?

You known that saying of being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Well, that would be the case for Xephos; Lalna and Sjin at the moment.

Sjin: Well that's already a bad start.

Lalna: Agreed.

After a goodnight's rest the three had gone out to look for a enderman that had stolen some of their machinery, leaving Sips and Honeydew to wait and continue the construction of Jaffahampton. They weren't very worried since they knew the three could handle an Enderman, what with Xephos amazing archery skills;

Xephos: Aw yeah!

Lalna's perfect aim and his laser;

Lalna: I have perfect aim with a laser?

and Sjin's....What ever skill he had.

Sjin: Hey!

When the group failed to come back however, the dwarf had began to worry.

"What if they got lost? Or the Enderman had friends? Or Sjin killed both and ran off with their junk?"

Sips: I wouldn't put it past him.

Honeydew wouldn't stop asking the Dirt Trader who simply rolled his eyes in annoyance and looked back at him from the sculpture he was finishing.

"Relax they probably just haven't found it yet, so stop nagging and get back to work...You want this stuff done don't you?" Sips replied, sounding a bit bossy even though the company was Honeydew's.

"I really think we should check on them..." the dwarf stated.

"They're grown ass men they can handle it!"

"Not if they got hurt! Lets go look for them!" The stubborn dwarf yelled back at the Dirt Trader and grabbed his arm, pulling him.

Sips sighed. How the Goggle-Head

Lalna: Goggle-Head?

and the Silk Shirt Guy

Xephos: Silk Shirt Guy? What is it with you and your nicknames Sips?

tolerated the stupid dwarf was still a mystery to him.

Honeydew: I'm not that bad...

It would be of no use to keep arguing since Honeydew seemed to have made up his mind.

With a annoyed grumble, the Dirt Trader agreed to the search party and walked along with the dwarf.

---{E}---

It turned out that they didn't need to go so far. Going past Lalna's huge castle and trying to wonder how he had managed to make the giant crystal like globe on one of his towers, the two odd guys heard a baby's cry.

Sips: I fricking hate kids. 

Now neither had much experience with children, in fact Honeydew was pretty sure Sips hated kids,

Sips: The writer knows me all to well...

but neither of them would feel right if they ignored a possibly abandoned baby. They fallowed the sound to a clearing and gaped a bit at the insane scene in front of them.

There on the clearing was the corpse of an Enderman and three kids. A baby; a toddler and a child which was probably about 6 years old?

The baby was very small; had dark hair and wore a very big shirt that looked exactly like Xephos' uniform. It wouldn't stop crying.

Xephos: ... 

The toddler was blond, had an adult's lab coat covering him and a pair of goggles covering his eyes. The Toddler seemed calm yet curious at the baby.

Lalna: Wha-...?

The kid was rocking the baby, trying to calm it down. It had dark hair like the baby, only a shade or so lighter and it was wearing Sjin's uniform?

Sjin: Uh oh... 

It didn't take a genius to realize who these kids were. Oh god what had the three done this time?!

"Holy shit..." Honeydew said.

"Holy shit indeed..." Sips said as well as their de-aged friends looked at them.

Sjin seemed to be the only one able to recognize them. Maybe because he was the oldest of the group.

"Guys, you won't believe what happened! So we iced the Enderman but then the machine fell down and blew up and we end up like this! Also Xephos won't stop crying and Lalna won't even help me but then again he's too small and and...Augh help me!"

Honeydew: Awww! Baby Xeph and toddler Lalna! AWWWWWW!

Xephos: *Grunts in annoyance at being a baby, and possibly at the ear-piercing screech from the dwarf*

Sjin exclaimed hysterically. He was probably terrified, and frankly, both Dirt Trader and dwarf didn't blame him. This was straight out of a Sci-Fi movie.

Both adults looked at each other and gulped when they heard the younger version of Lalna giggle and speak in gibberish. great the only one that could possibly fix this was a god damn toddler.

Not only that but how the hell did you take care of a bunch of kids?! 

---{E}--- 

It was obvious that Xephos hated it when Sips picked him up. Then again the Dirt Trader was a bit rough. The tiny spaceman would scream and sob and pull at Honeydew's beard if he got to close, pleading for rescue.

Honeydew: Come on Sips, leave baby Xeph alone!

The dwarf wondered if his friend had been this bratty when he was a baby,

Xephos: Well that's nice...

or if he simply just hated Sips. Probably both...

It had been a nightmare to get both Xephos and Lalna in a diaper and it was something they really hoped never to do again.

Sjin: Ha! Xephos and Lalna in diapers!

Lalna: *Scowls at Sjin*

Honeydew & Sips: *Trying (and failing) at stifling their laughter*

If it wasn't Xephos' crying that got on their nerves, it was how bratty and demanding the tiny scientist was.

Lalna: I already dislike this...

If they gave him a bottle of milk, he'd spit all over them and screech in outrage at what was inside it.

It was very clear that Lalna hadn't been joking when he said he hated milk of all kinds before this course of events...

Everyone (bar Lalna): *Looks at the scientist*

Lalna: What? I just a thing a don't like... 

The only thing he'd drink was either water (sometimes) or juice, and both dwarf and Dirt Trader did not have the patience to make him the fruity nectar that he craved.

This ended in the worst ways possible.

You see, as a toddler Lalna was already pretty smart,

Lalna: Okay, well maybe I am starting to like this story.

Xephos: *Sighs at Lalna big-headedness*

and even when the tools were a bit heavy for him, he still managed to build things like a tiny catapult made out of a few spoons and springs.

Was the kid raised as a freaking lab experiment or something?!

Lalna: Or not...

Sips: Well you must admit, you do look like one.

Sjin was fairly well behaved. Sure he remembered the two and even being an adult but his de-aging did affect him. He'd whimper a bit if the two adults scolded him and even enjoyed making crayon drawings and playing with toys.

Honeydew: I could just imagine Sjin doing that now...

Sjin: O.o

Honeydew: NOT IN THAT WAY!!

Sips: Oi! You keep away from my Sjin!

Lalna, Xephos & Honeydew: *Look at Sips weirdly*

Sjin: *Blushes*

Sips: I'll just shut up now...

He and Lalna would often make little lands out of building blocks and then they'd grab bigger toys and pretend they were having a war. It got a bit messy at times and once Honeydew swore the little toddler had burn down Sjin's little town and laughed maniacally as the older boy went to get water to extinguish the flames.

Lalna: Is that author implying that I'm insane?!

Everyone else: Yes.

Lalna: Ok. But you don't have to be so blunt about it!

The dwarf felt completely exhausted. He and Sips weren't qualified for this. They needed someone who could deal with babies. They needed a woman.

They had three to chose from. Minty; Zoeya and Lomadia.

Sips: Three to choose from...?

Xephos: I thought you said you'd shut up.

Sips: I lied. >:-D 

Sure Rythian could exploit this to get his revenge on the scientist and the dirty little thief

Sjin: Dirty little thief?!

(what was that all about anyway?) but even he wouldn't harm a child.

Lalna: I wouldn't bet on it...

Plus Zoeya knew how to make clothes or something like that, she'd probably fashion up something for the three kids. It was better then watching them struggle while trying to crawl on all fours or walking upright with such big clothing draped around them.

So it was decided. They'd visit Zoeya first. 

---{E}--- 

Zoeya liked children. That much was obvious. But Rythian's reaction however made the dwarf and Dirt Trader blink several times to try and figure out what was happening.

The ninja like human was poking at Lalna's sides, making the tiny scientist giggle and squirm.

Lalna: O.o Okay...

Teep and Zoeya couldn't even conceal their large grins.

Realizing all attentions were on him, Rythin blushed a bit and cleared his throat.

"They're...Cute..." he said trying to recompose himself "So some machine blew up and they got like this? Typical...Science only brings problems..."

Lalna: Typical Rythian blaming science...!

Xephos: *Notices Lalna anger* It's just a story. Remember?

Zoeya rolled her eyes at this and sighed. Rythian had agreed to let her do her science as long as it didn't interfere with their magic, specifically his own. She was glad he had calmed down about it. She liked her mysterious friend a whole lot. Yet the shadow of a man still hated science with all his might and blamed it for every bad thing that happened to him.

Lalna: Hmmph!

"Well it was an Enderman that stole it...I though they just liked simple blocks like wood and dirt...Anyway you two came to the right place! These little fellows need some clothes, stat!" the mushroom loving girl said.

Ever since the whole "Giant Lalna" ordeal, she had found it in her to forgive the scientist.

Everyone: Giant Lalna ordeal?!

Me: Oh! Well that's another story...

Sjin however was another story...but then again he was a child at the moment. How bad could he be?

Sips: Oh she has no idea...

Sjin: Hey!

Honeydew thanked the woman and smiled. He then took the time to speak with the shadow like man trying to get to know him better.

Rythin himself began asking the dwarf some questions, specifically about Xephos.

Xephos: Wait, what?!

"I am confused, is your spaceman friend an alien or a minecraftian? Zoeya often takes time to find out these things but she doesn't seem to know..."

Xephos: *Looks away, humming slightly. Trying to ignore everyone's gaze on him.*

Honeydew: Why would Rythian want to know that...? 

Honeydew smiled a bit. He still remembered meeting the spaceman. Confused and scared of the world around him.

Sips: Aww, was little Xephos scared of his shadow?

Xephos: *Glares at Sips with a look saying "I will murder you"*

Sjin: *Pulls Sips away from the Spaceman*

He had no apparent memory of who he had been, only that things worked differently and that he had been one of the Earth's finest?

Earth...What an odd name for a planet. Was it just made out of dirt? How odd...

Xephos: Just saying, no it was not just made of dirt...

Sips: Aw man. It would have been a dirt sellers heaven!

"He came from another planet where there are also humans. I don't know that much about it since he doesn't speak much of it, but I do know they name their sun and things work differently there. Must be one weird planet..." the dwarf explained.

Xephos: To be fair, I thought this planet was strange at first.

Sips: Yeah, yeah.

Lalna: Remind me to ask you about this later...

Xephos: *Gulps*

"I see...How odd...I never thought there might be other people out there..." Rythian said while gazing at the sky.

True, neither had Honeydew until Xephos came along, saying all sorts of odd things, reacting weirdly to stuff around him and even going as far as to tell the dwarf that Minecraftia's sun was named Blue Xephos.

Since the spaceman didn't remember his own name, Honeydew had stated that his name was now Blue Xephos.

The first few weeks of working together had been a bit strange, all sorts of nicknames flying at the spaceman, like Bluey or Xephy or even Space-Wackadoo.

Honeydew: XD Space-Wackadoo. *Sighs* Good times...

But in the end they had become quite close.

Honeydew noticed that Lalna was now on Rythin's lap and was squealing with laughter again. The scientist seemed to like the ninja.

Lalna: *Blushes furiously*

In this form, it seemed that Rythian too liked him. Maybe he'd be a great parent one day...Who knew?

"He's taken a fancy for you." the dwarf said.

"Indeed...Such a pity a kid like this could grow up to be  a world wrecker..." Rythian stated absentmindedly.

Lalna: Hey! I'm not a word wrecker!

Sjin: Hmmm...

Lalna: What?

Sjin: Oh! Nothing!

Honeydew didn't understand what he meant by that, nor did he have the chance to question it.

Xephos had woken up and started crying again.

Sips had picked him up the wrong way, making the tiny spaceman hang upside down.

Xephos: You're clearly not good with kids at all.

Sips: Just 'cause it's you!

Sjin saw the baby's distress and walked over to his coworker in a hurry.

"That's not how you grab a baby Sips! You might give him brain damage!" the tiny child exclaimed.

Sips: Fricking smart-a**.

"More then the wacko already has? I doubt it..." Sips stated.

Xephos: Screw you.

Sips: Wha-at? It's true!

"What the fuck Sips?! Leave Xephos alone!" Honeydew yelled with indignation. How dare the Dirt Trader treat his friend like a rag doll?!

He got up and took the crying baby away from Sips, turning it in the right direction and rocking it slowly.

Lalna got up from Rythian's lap and walked over to Sips.

"Meany!" he yelled in a squeacky voice, before kicking the Dirt Trader in the shin.

Lalna: Oooh. You just got done by a toddler.

"OUCH!" said Dirt Trader yelled out while hopping on one leg.

Honeydew stifled a laugh and patted the toddler on the back, carefully. He grinned a bit.

"Good work Lalna, you show the big meany ehehehe!" he couldn't help joke.

Xephos giggled and smiled, having stopped crying when the tiny blond scientist kicked his harasser.

Sips: ...

---{E}---

After Zoeya finished the clothes, she came back and observed as Teep played with Lalna. He seemed to be fond of the tiny scientist since he hadn't tried to eat him like Sjin had.

Sjin: What? Why would I try and eat a dino!

Sips: I dunno, you tell us.

Sometimes he'd give Xephos a sniff, which earned him a squeal of laughter and a toothless smile.

The scene was heartwarming.

Sips seemed to be grumbling a bit in annoyance while Rythian and Honeydew talked.

Sjin was at a corner of the room trying to keep away from the dinosaur, obviously worried about a possible grudge against him.

Sjin: I don't blame myself. He can be scary when he's shooting arrows at you from a cage...

Honeydew: What?

Sjin: N-nothing!

"Ok I finished up the clothes!" Zoeya exclaimed happily.

After successfully dressing up the kids, Honeydew admired Zoeya's handwork.

Xephos was wearing a dark red shirt (the same shade as his normal uniform one) with a image of his badge on the center. He had dark colored gym pants and grey socks. She hadn't been able to do them any shoes. What a pity...

Honeydew: Awww!

Lalna was wearing a light teal t-shirt, grey pants and a white jacket. He had white and teal socks. His goggles were now neatly perched on his head like they usually did.

Honeydew: Uguu! ^_^ 

Sjin was wearing a white shirt, some orange pants and white and grey socks. On the back of his shirt was the image of a tabby kitten.

Sjin: Why a kitten? Why...?

The three looked cuter then ever.

"That should do until you get them back to normal!" Zoeya told the two adults. "Now I suggest you look for Lomadia...She might know how to care for them. She has after all cared for baby owls before! Can't be that different."

Xephos: I reckon there's a slight difference between owls and humans... -_-

Nodding, Sips and Honeydew began walking away with the little kids. Rythian; Zoeya and Teep watching them.

"Bye!" Honeydew cheerfully yelled out.

"Bye Bye Mommy Honeydew!" Zoeya yelled back, making the dwarf stop in his tracks, and look back with the reddest face she'd ever seen.

Honeydew: MOMMY HONEYDEW?!

Lalna: Ooooohh. So that's where the name comes from... 

"What do you mean Mommy Honeydew?! At best I'm Daddy Honeydew, which means I married a very very ugly and cold woman..."

Sips: Hey!

Everyone else: XD

"Hey!" Sips yelled at the dwarf, feeling insulted.

---{E}---

Lomadia had seen a lot in her life, including her brother's wacky inventions causing all sorts of trouble (specially that one time he'd grown to 50 feet of high and wrecked his own castle)

Lalna: Does this have anything to do with the Giant Lalna ordeal?

Me: Yup!

but she was not expecting Honeydew and Sips to show up with their de-aged friends and her now literal baby "adopted" brother.

Lalna: Brother?

Me: Yeah... In this story you're her brother... 

After a brief explanation, she had agreed to help taking care of the kids.

She noted that Xephos was more comfortable with Honeydew then anyone else, so she told him he was in charge of him.

Honeydew: ...

Xephos: *Groans*

Sjin was 6 years of age now so he was easier to take care of. She let Sips deal with him.

Sips: >:-D

Sjin: Bad idea...

And so, she took Lalna under her wing for the second time since their first meeting.

Lalna: Wh-

Me: Again, to do with you being her adopted brother!

"Open wide Lalna" she said while trying to feed her sibling.

The toddler looked at the food, gave it a slight sniff then scrunched up his face. He was not pleased by her choice of baby food.

She sighed in irritation as he pushed the plate away, sending it flying and then crashing against a wall.

Sips: Lalna, always fussy. 

"Look here mister, if you don't eat, you will be very weak and flimsy" she said.

That only made the tiny scientist stick out his tongue at her and grumble. He was having none of her shit.

Honeydew: Pfft *Tries to stifle laughter again*

"Well...It'll also mean your brain will die." She then said.

This made the scientist stare at her in horror and then open his mouth, as if telling her to shove spoonfuls in as quick as possible.

Sips: Ugh, typical. Always wanting to be smart.

Even at such a young age, Lalna wanted to remain as smart as possible. How cute.

Lalna: *Blushes*

Everyone (except the scientist): *Sniggers at Lalna*

Lomadia also noted that his behavior was similar to when they first met.

He had been rude to her, spit out anything she gave him to eat and once he had come this close to hit her out of a fever induced rage.

Sips: So you were always like this then?

Lalna: *Scowls* 

She never blamed him. He had broken a limb and stayed out in the rain for hours. If she hadn't found him, he would have been zombie food, that or he would have been an unfortunate victim of hypothermia.

Lalna: I'm pretty sure I could have fended off a few zombies!

Honeydew: *Groans like a zombie and tries to grab Lalna*

Lalna: *Screams an extremely girly scream*

Honeydew: *Grins* 

"Good boy, always remember that any food is fuel for the brain." Lomadia told the worried toddler as she prepared some more food for him.

For the rest of the process, they never had any disagreements again.

Honeydew, was also making Lomadia quite proud. The dwarf was caring for the baby spaceman and he was doing a great job. Sure he refused to change any diepers, but he was still doing an amazing job.

Xephos rarely cried anymore. The only time was when it was bed time. He didn't want to stay in a crib like his toddler friend, and so dwarf and baby spaceman would sleep together on the couch, cuddling.

Sips: *Falls to the ground laughing*  

Sips was still an annoyance, but he seemed to be a bit more tolerant of Sjin. He'd sometimes give the kid some orders like what colors he should use to paint his drawing correctly or sometimes he'd tell the child to steal from the cookie jar.

Sips: *Sobers up* -_- 

He was a bad influence, yes, but it was obvious he was starting to enjoy the power fatherhood gave him.

Sjin: You're always a bad influence to anyone...

Sips: What did you say?!

Sjin: Nothing!

As she finally finished feeding her sibling, she picked him up, patted his back and smiled as the tiny scientist burped. He was satisfied, so she herself was satisfied.

"Time for a bath and then beddy night." she said calmly.

Honeydew: Uguu!

Lalna liked baths, but he sure didn't like going to sleep. He tolerated sleeping in the crib, but sometimes he'd find elaborated ways to sneak out and either join his sister in bed, or then sneak a little treat back to the crib.

No wonder her brother was so chubby. The lab coat hid it a bit, but there was no questioning how "fluffy" her adopted brother was.

Lalna: I'm not fat!

Sips: Yes you are chubby!

Lalna: Am not! *Atempts to tackle Sips*

Sips: *Swings a punch at Lalna*

Xephos: *Grabs Lalna*

Sjin: * Holds back Sips*

Xephos: CALM DOWN! BOTH OF YOU!

Lalna & Sips: *Sit back down sulking* 

She gave him a quick warm bath and then put him to bed. She gave him a kiss on the forehead and then turned off the light.

Even as she walked out of the room, she could already hear the toddler trying to find a way out.

Wait...What was that sound?

She peeked again and paled visibly. Somehow the toddler had hidden a chainsaw in the crib, and was now trying to turn it on to escape.

Honeydew: *Laughs loudly* Only you can get a chainsaw into a crib as a toddler!

"Lalna!" she screeched and ran to the crib. She took away the chainsaw and tossed it out the window. Then she looked at the whimpering toddler. "No playing with the power tools! It's dangerous!" she scolded.

Having a possible idea of how angry his sister was, and how much trouble he might be in, the tiny scientist gave up all his knowledge and started screaming and sobbing.

Sips: Pfft! So much for being a genius!

Lalna: *Scowls at Sips*

Xephos: *Glares at the two squabbling men*

He didn't like it when his sister was mad at him.

"Oh honey..." Lomadia said softly while picking up the crying toddler. "I was just scared, I'm sorry...."

And so, the owl lover went to bed with the tiny toddler in her arms. Next day she'd have to hide the power tools before anyone loosed a head...

Sjin: I wouldn't be surprised if Lalna managed to burn down the house...

Xephos: Don't you start!

---{E}---

The next few days seemed to slide by. The group was almost like a tight little family and Honeydew felt pride.

He had already taught Xephos how to walk and Lalna was learning new words (some were swears that Sips had told him, but Lomadia dealt with it)

Honeydew: Typical Sips...

and Sjin was becoming quite a helpful little guy.

Secretly, Honeydew hoped it would never end.

But not all good things last.

One morning, Honeydew felt a large weight on top of him. Opening his eyes, he'd found his spaceman friend on top of him, all grown up again and visibly naked.

Xephos: *Blushes as red as Honeydew's beard*

The dwarf blushed hard when he realized just how naked his friend was and yelped.

Xephos woke up a bit startled and fell of the couch. The commotion helped wake the others.

Lomadia and Sips stared from upstairs, while Sjin and Lalna who had grown up as well peeked from the other room. They were equally naked, but at least Lalna was trying to cover himself up with a curtain.

"What happened? Why am I naked?" Xephos asked, looking around confused.

"I have some vague memories...but I can't really make out what it was all about...Something about an enderman and a machine?" Sjin asked.

Lalna remained silent, maybe he was trying to think, or maybe he was just shocked since the three had no obvious memories.

"I'll get you three something to dress..." Lomadia said as she walked out of the room.

Honeydew wasn't the only one who'd be upset about this. She was enjoying taking care of her brother.

Honeydew: ... *Starts singing* Totally awkward mo-oment!  

---{E}---

After an explanation Honeydew; Xephos; Sjin and Sips thanked Lomadia for her hospitality and left.

Lalna stayed behind, saying he'd go to his castle a bit later.

He could see how saddened his sister was and sat down next to her.

"Thanks for taking care of me Lomadia..." He told her.

"It was no problem Lalna...It's what any good sister would do." She replied.

He gave her a kiss on the forehead and smiled. he walked to the door, but not before looking back.

Honeydew: Awww!

"Also, sorry about the chainsaw thing, I just really hate being caged..." He stated before walking out the door.

Lomadia blinked a bit. She hadn't told him about the chainsaw thing. How had he known?

Smiling, the owl lover laughed a bit. it seemed his genius mind was capable of storing memories in a way the others couldn't.

Lalna: *Grins at being at called a genius*

Then she stopped smiling. Oh god how many times had she undressed while the toddler was in her presence?!

Lalna: *Stops smiling* ._.

She peeked out the window and spotted her owl friend. She beckoned it to fly to her hand and when it did, she petted it.

"I may have given Lalna more then enough naked flashes then it should be healthy for him..." she told it.

Sips: *Sarcastically*But of course it doesn't matter 'cause Lalna's not a perv.

Lalna: Shut up you! *Lunges for Sips and grabbing his shirt*  

Sips: Get off of me Goggle-Head!

Sjin: *Tries to pry Lalna off of Sips*

Honeydew: *Cheers* Fight, fight, fight, fight fight!

Xephos: *Groans*

The owl hooted in agreement and stared into the distance with it's friend.

Me: So errr, what did you think of the story?

Xephos: Really good, funny story, if awkward for us at parts. Only problem was *Gestures to pile of bodies fighting*