fucking shit I didn't expect this many questions damn that's why this is extremely late

me (I'm not a character the fuck???)

question: did patrick and pete meet in the afterlife and if so what was patrick's reaction to seeing pete there

answer: haha I've been asked this question a lot but not really given it much thought. I'm going to say that they did and that patrick was like a lil pissed & then kissed pete.

question: does patrick know what his mom did to him or? and if not how did/does pete tell him?

answers: okay so yeah patrick knew so it wasn't required for pete to tell him & he figured he could see where his mother was coming from cause he was in a lot of pain.

question: is patrick still mad at pete for what he did in the afterlife?

answer: he's gotten over it cause, seriously, it's been like twenty years since his death. but he was prob a lil pissy at first.

question: how the hell did patrick have pete's number?

answer: brb laughing at the wording of this. alright the whole thing about this was that it was a wrong number. like patrick got pete's number mixed up w/ a girl's. a side chick, perhaps. but it wasn't elisa. just know that patrick was cheating.

question: did peterick fuck each other in the afterlife?

answer: patrick fucked pete.

patrick (back from the dead for you bitches)

question: how's the afterlife going for you?

answer: p shitty. satan likes his coffee black, just as a head's up.

question: top or bottom?

answer: obviously I'm a top all the way, bitches. never had a dick stuck up my ass. but @ andy hurley hmu if you ever wanna hit this.

question: why do you call pete daddy? also I miss you so fucking much.

answer: *winks* imy2 bby

question: how do you feel about your mother basically killing you?

answer: lol it wasn't my mother. the person that choked me killed me. it was- ha, oh. I'm not allowed to say. that's what I've been told.

question: what do you dress like in the afterlife? soul punk or?

answer: the fuck is a soul punk? idk I have this red suit I wear on special occasions. satan supplies me with a set of horns, and pete lets me borrow some of his guyliner.

question: how many lungs do you have?

answer: like five lung. thanks satan.

question: how many fedoras do you own?

answer: none? there are no hats allowed in hell.

pete

question: why did you reject patrick in front of everyone? you make me sad

answer: I wasn't very mature back then, I apologise. that was the worst mistake of my life, and if I could've taken it back, I would've. I cared more about my reputation than a boy that loved me more than himself.

question: how was your meet up w/ patrick in the afterlife?

answer: I met up with teenage patrick since he died that way. days later, teenage patrick introduced me to adult patrick, and adult patrick and I had some fun together.

question: you're the biggest idiot I know. why?

answer: *sigh* I know. I'M SORRY I'M A FUCK UP YEAH. I CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT. ahem, sorry. satan loves that song.

question: 5sos or fall out boy?

answer: not sure what the shit a fall out boy is, but muke is life so 5sos.

question: top or bottom?

answer: bottom, definitely. I don't like topping honestly. it gives me more power than I'd like. it gives me a better opportunity to fuck things up.

question: go away you make patrick sad

answer: ://///

question: wHY

answer: I wasn't mature at the age of seventeen (or was it eighteen?). I regret rejecting patrick more than anyone will ever know.

question: I wanna know why you rejected Patrick, ya little bitch

answer: I.. I had convinced myself that being gay was wrong. like it was some kind of disease. I didn't care about breaking patrick's heart at the time, because my reputation was more to me.

joe

question: describe your boyfriend in four words.

answer: husband* & 'love of my life' sums it up pretty well, if I do say so myself.

question: how long did it take you to get over the death of one of your best friends?

answer: patrick's death tore me up for a few years, actually. I punched a few walls, broke each of my hands at least twice. I punched pete in the face once. it was bad.

question: will you marry me?

answer: no can do *picks up left hand* what do the kids say nowadays? 'taken by the best'? that's me.

question: top or bottom?

answer: *blushes* bottom.

question: what's andy like in bed?

answer: he has a very, very talented tongue. that's all I'm saying.

question: can I pet ur hair

answer: please don't.

question: joe troh you have a cool afro

answer: andy likes my hair cut short, so I actually don't have an afro.

andy

question: grow some boobs for pete.

answer: alright now, I'd like to make something clear. I wear the pants in the trohley relationship. if anyone's going to grow boobs, it damn well better be joe.

question: top or bottom?

answer: top *smirks*

question: what's joe like in bed?

answer: whiny. also he likes when I- oh, joe just hit me and said I'm not allowed to say that. sorry.

question: are you vegan in this story

answer: story? yeah I'm vegan..

patrick's mom

question: patrick's death is all your fault! why the fuck did you want him off the fucking feeding tube?!

answer: excuse you, I'm his mother. that was damn near two decades ago, and my son was suffering! I wasn't going to put him through anymore of that, even if his 'boyfriend' wanted him to.

question: why are you so heartless?!

answer: I'm not heartless! my child was suffering, you ignorant morons!

question: can I kill you?

answer: excuse you.

question: wanna fight?

answer: why heavens no! fighting isn't good!

question: how can you be pattycakes mom he's such a sweetie

answer: you see, david and I had the sex more than once. patrick was made the third time.

brendon

question: how did you feel when patrick died?

answer: sad and happy at the same time.

question: how did you feel when patrick beat you up?

answer: it hurt..? idk what I'm supposed to say.

question: permanent jet lag please suck my ass

answer: the only ass I've ever sucked is dall's #sorrynotsorry.

question: how many secrets are you hiding in your large forehead?

answer: thousands, honestly. a really big one, though. like maybe who choked patrick.

question: YOU CHOKED PATRICK YOU LITTLE BITCH PLEASE COME AT ME

answer: ..

question: do you have to buy two tickets for a plane for your forehead

answer: that was uncalled for.

hoppus

question: hi dad

answer: I was not informed I had children, what the hell.

question: how's life?

answer: pretty good, I guess. I miss pete. he was such a good kid.

kellin

question: who was the asshole that choked patrick in the hallway?!

answer: wow, I've got to think back. vic and I got married about twelve years ago, so the incident was around sixteen. patrick got choked by- oh, shit, I don't think I'm allowed to say. sorry.

question: why were you a closet gay? why not be open about your sexuality?

answer: at wch, there are no lgbt teachers allowed. well, back then there weren't. it was shitty, lemme tell you. not being able to tell the world how lucky I was to have vic.

question: was your boyfriend/whatever vic fuentes?

answer: what does this have to do w/ pete & patrick? I was told to answer questions about them. although, yes, I'm now married to vic.

question: have you ever been sent a dick pic?

answer: I did not sign up for this.

question: find a beautiful sexican named victur and fall in love with him.

answer: I just came here to answer questions, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

that took so long it isn't even funny & still not understanding why some of you wanted to message your questions instead, but it's whatever.

thank you a billion times if you asked a question. I enjoyed coming back to this book and writing as the characters.

(except for kellin. the bitch gets offended too easily..)