Truth or Dare With The BOYZZ

-This idea goes to @WallyandDick , but I had to edit a little because of my own stupid brain.-

-Recently I've been unmotivated to write, because there's been a heatwave in my city. Also, I adopted a new fic, and everything is sweaty and overwhelming-


The league didn't necessarily make a habit of spying on their protégés, but it was a fun little procrastination habit they all shared. All they had to do was check the baby monitors (Cameras), and see what weird stuff their kiddos were doing.

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"Truth!"

"FMK, the people in the room." Artemis asked.

M'gann blushed a little. She had a boyfriend and didn't know how to handle this. "Um, Marry Conner, of course. Eff... Kaldur I guess, cause I wanna keep this of-age... and kill Artemis? I'm sorry!"

"I don't blame you. but personally, I would've killed Wally." 

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"What're you watching?" Barry asked, leaning on the back of Oliver's chair, and watching the computer monitor.

"It looks like truth or dare."

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"Robin, truth or dare?" The Martian girl asked.

"Dare!"

"I dare you..." She thought for a few seconds. "To inhale helium and see how high you can scream."

Robin looked flustered. "We don't have any."

"I can run into town and get a helium balloon for you." Wally was gone in a flash. They only had to wait about a minute before he returned with a huge, foil, Spiderman balloon. "Take a hit, Rob."

"This is for the game. " He poked a tiny hole in the foil and pressed his lips against it. he took a huge hit. He pulled away and shrieked as high as she could, forcing them to cover their ears. 

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"AAGH!" 

"What is that?" Dianah winced, pacing over to them.

"Look out, Black Canary's got a rival." Oliver laughed. The video began attracting the other leaguers' attention.

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"Holy Crap! Chip and Dale WHO?" Wally laughed, uncovering his ears.

"That shattered my eardrums." Artemis shouted.

"Kaldur, on a scale of 1-10, how much does Robin sound like a horrifying Deepsea creature?"

"Eight."

"Okay, okay, you're turn!" Robin spat, his voice still relatively high. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth!" Wally replied.

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Interest was piqued, Wally was a very dare kind of kid.

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"What is the most recent time that you said something totally inappropriate in front of your mentor?"

He chuckled a little "I don't remember the context, but somehow, Flash ended up saying 'I'm sitting here', so obviously I shout 'Barbeque Sauce on my Titties!'..."

Artemis, Robin, and him burst into laughter.

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"hUH?"

"Excuse me?"

OBarry was getting flashbacks. "Is she ever going to explain that?"

"I don't understand what part of that is a joke..." Arthur asked earnestly, joining the Barry, Dianah, and Oliver around the computer screen.

"I think it's a teenage thing."

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"Con, truth or dare?"

"Dare, I guess." Conner answered, uninterestedly.

Wally grinned. "I dare you... to call Pizza hut and order just a two-litre of Pepsi."

Artemis gaped. "I've been blind to so many options!"

Conner made a face, somewhere between disgust, confusion, and frustration. "I'm not paying for Pepsi. At least let me order Coke."

"Okay, Fine!" He agreed

"I can help pay..." Robin offered, pulling out a twenty. Wally, without saying a word, forced him to put the money back in his wallet.

Conner took out his phone and began dialing. He wasn't into social interaction, especially over the phone. While he was out of the circle, they moved on to Kaldur. Since Conner stepped out, Artemis did another.

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The League didn't get to see Kaldur participating in games much, it was always exciting, to see.

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Kaldur picked Truth.

"You're the opposite Sex -Gender, Sex, whatever- for one day, what do you do?"

He thought for a moment. "I would use the opportunity to speak about gender equality."

"THAT'S COOL!" Artemis shouted

Wally leapt up. "Damn, Kaldur, Leave Some Women For The Rest Of Us!"

"This Man Is LITERALLY Perfect!" Dick exclaimed

Conner pressed the cellphone receiver against his chest. "Stop stealing my girlfriend!"

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There was  sort of amused pride radiating off the boy's mentor. It was always cute to see the sidekicks giving each other a hard time. It was especially wholesome when they went on tangents of Aggressive Flattery.

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"I'm kidding, man," Wally smiled, sitting back down. "You're sexual orientation is super valid."

"Yeah, personal value isn't measured on how attractive you are to women." M'gann assured.

"...That being said-" Artemis chuckled. "Straight women find you very hot."

"Straight women always find gay guys hot, it's weird!" Robin protested.

"Funny, I've never heard a straight woman call you hot." Wally elbowed him, starting a small scuffle between the two.

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Okay, things were slightly uncomfortable now. They'd never heard the kids talk about sexuality like that. They always heard the kids whisper the words gay, and sex, and such like they were deeply sinful; yet now, when alone...

"Are they implying what I think they are?"

"I don't know, I don't often hear them talking like this." Barry admitted.

"They act different when they think they're alone." Dianah answered.

"This much?"

"I've heard them planning anti-capitalist acts of anarchism..." Was her reply. That wasn't even scratching the surface; she wondered if Bruce Wayne knew that his son owned a t-shirt that read:'EAT THE RICH'.

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"Artemis, Truth or Dare?"

She considered for a minute. "DARE!"

Kaldur decided he was unfit to think of a good dare and passed the ball to Conner, whe hadn't had his turn yet.

"Next time you see your mentor, you have to quote the entirety of a song in casual conversation."

"Which song?"

"I don't care."

-

Oliver immediately stood up, hurrying to the Zetabeam.

"Where are you-"

"I want to see what she comes up with!"

-

The teens started as the Zeta tube announced the arrival.

"ASTRONOMICAL TIMING!" Robin observed. He looked at Artemis. "Ideas?"

She shook her head violently.

"Heyy, what are you kids doing?"

"We aren't kids." Conner said, stiffly. He didn't trust how perfectly timed Green Arrow's timing was.

"Right, Right, sorry. Young adults." He corrected himself. "What are you doing?"

"Just... talking." M'gann smiled. She didn't lie, she just wasn't in the mood to explain herself.

"Cool, cool, cool... Artemis?"

"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND-"

"...I think the Coke is here.."

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