-Shout out to @storm-of-imagination for the request! Please leave your requests in the comments!-

-Age gaps? Ages? What are those??-

Dick skipped downstairs for water when he heard the door slam shut. He wasn't sure which brother had slammed it, but judging from the fact it was slammed, it was definitely one of the brothers. "MARCO!" He called out.

"FUCK YOU!" A voice called back.

It was Jason.

Dick had pass through the foyer on route to the kitchen. "Howdy, Jay, How was...." He trailed off when he saw his brother had company. Hopefully, he asked: "Who's that?"

Jason rolled his eyes dramatically. "Ugh, This is Dick. Dick, this is-"

"ROY!" Dick sprinted forwards, catching the two off guard. Roy didn't know if he was going in for a hug, high five, lock, or body slam. Luckily, they didn't get that far.

"HOLD ON!" Jason shoved Dick away from them. "What the FUCK d'you think you're doing? How do you know-"

Dick wasn't listening. "Howsit been, Red-Speedy-whatever?"

"Pretty good, Dickhead. You and Wally still fucking?"

"I guess."

"Roy what the fuck? only I call him Dickhead!" Jason whined. "Seriously, When did you guys meet? I haven't introduced you yet!"

They looked at Jason, at each other, and laughed. "I was GA's old slave, right?"

"Ya?"

"And Dickie was Bat's old slave, right?"

"SO?"

The redhead rolled his eyes. "PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!"

"Yeah, Roy and I have known each other for YEARS." Dick chuckled. "Seriously, where've you been, man? You dropped off the map, like, fourteen months ago?"

Roy shrugged. "I've been here and there. met this asshole, might've gotten a girl pregnant, but the tests are inconclusive, and uh...." He shrugged. "Dealt pot to jackass teens like this one. How was I supposed to know we was your sib-from-another-crib?"

"is that the gender-neutral version of brother-from-a-different-mother?" Dick laughed.

Jason felt like his brother was getting WAY too friendly with his boyfriend. "Sorry- wined it back, you've known each other for YEARS?"

Dick nodded. "He was mine before he was yours."

Jason looked disgusted.

Roy shook his head at his boyfriend. "Not like that! We were just loosly grouped together with KF and Aqualad and stuff."

Jason still glowered at his brother. "You better not have fucked my man."

Dick furrowed his brow. "I'd never screw Roy- no offence- but even if I did, you'd be the weird one for getting with your brother's ex."

Jason scowled, incapable of conceiving a roast for the situation, grabbed Roy and stormed to the stairs. "Fuck you, Dickhead."

"What're you doing up there?" Dick asked.

Jokingly, Roy shrugged. "Watching porn in 2k HD?"

Dick looked offended. "That's me and Wally's thing! Those are our Boy's nights!"

"Whatever, you didn't patent it!" Jason shouted, blushing. He didn't like to think about Dick watching Porn with Wally. "Come on!" He dragged Roy around the corner. "I don't want you EVER talking to-or about Dick!"

"What? He's an old friend!"

"HE'S. MY. BROTHER.. AND. HE. SUCKS!" Jason annunciated. "I also never want to hear about Dickhead or his 'Boys's nights' EVER again!" He shuddered.

Roy snorted. "Valid, I hear from Wally they're-"

"STOP!" Jason growled. "I don't wanna jerk off with you anymore!"

Roy pouted exaggeratedly. "Oh, come on...."

"Fine. But you have to let be tape your mouth shut or something-"

"OoH, kInKy!"

"Roy, STOP."