Gender Swap (Part Three)

-Shout out to @DCr3ativ3Abomination for the request! Blah blah blah, gimme requests if you got 'em-

-EDIT: I changed the title cause I only *just* realized I title it 'age swap' lol-


"You Said You Weren't Gonna Laugh!" Robin squealed angrily, dodging forwards and body slamming Wally lightly.

"Sorry- I- I- Sorry- I-" Wally doubled over again, laughing as hard as he could. "TIDDYS!"

Robin's cheeks turned a little pink. "My eyes are up here!"

"and mine are down there!" Wally grinned.

"Don't excuse sexualizing me cause I am- used to be- Will be male!" She stammered.

 The redhead grinned, following her to the living room, where the raventressed girl was setting up the xbox. Wally grinned and flopped down on the couch next to her. "Sorry, but... I'm bisexual for a reason!"

Robin stuck out her tongue jestingly. "Get lost! I think my gay gene is turning me into a lesbian."

"Wally looked her up-and-down. "Nah, you don't look like Artemis." They both cackled and started up Black Ops, in Wally's preferred map; Nuke Town (basic, he knows). 

"We don't know that she's a lesbian..." Robin pointed out.

"I mean, LOOK at her!" Wally laughed. "She could only look gayer if she had an eyebrow slit, and a snapback!"

"I'm sorry, what?" Artemis' voice called from the doorway. She was wearing a snapback. 

"...Nothing." Robin grinned. 

Artemis' brow furrowed. "Who the hell is that? KF? Did you bring someone in here!"

Wally shook his head, pausing the game. "Dude, chill, it's Robin. He got... changed... on a Gotham mission."

"And by changed you mean..."

"I'm a girl. yes." Robin stated flatly.

Artemis scoffed, busting up in giggles. "What? Oh my god! I need to tell everyone!"

Robin shrunk deeper into the couch. "Is this what Elle Woods felt like?" She grumbled, watching Artemis hurried out, laughing her head off.

"Chill dude, it's not like she's lying."

"Cause that makes it better?" She scoffed angrily. "...sorry, I'm just, pissed about this whole thing. I wanna go back to normal! I want us to be normal again!"

"Again, Bisexual, I'm attracted to you, no matter what gender you are!"

"Oh shut up!" She punched his arm, grinning, "You're making me blush, you asshole!"

"Oh am I?"

"Robin? Robin! Artemis told me-" M'gann gasped. "It's true!" She floated closer, the other two shuffled away from each other. "Wow! You're so cute! Look at your hair!" She squealed with excitement, making Robin's two feet of hair levitate up around her ears. "Can I do your hair please?"

"Uh, sure?"

"Makeup too?"

"As long as my eyes stay covered, I guess." She shrugged.

"YES!" M'gann flitted off to find things she could use to groom Robin's mane of hair. 

The girl brushed hair out of her face. "I hate this. Being a girl is a lot harder than I expected... Have you ever worn a bra??"

"yes."

"No, that's what I... wait, yes?"

"It's a long fucking story." Wally shrugged, embarrassed. "it all started with truth or dare, and things got weird."

"How have I never heard this story?" Robin exclaimed.

"See? It IS true! He's a girl!" M'gann grinned, pointing out Robin to her boyfriend. 

"Weird." Conner stated. "I preferred the real  Robin."

Robin's jaw dropped dramatically. "That was kind of a roast but... I'm flattered, I think that's the most affectionate Conner's ever been towards us! Except for M'gann, Sphere, and Wolf, obviously."

"Now sit still!"

"I'm gaming." She argued, moving up and sitting on the back of the couch.

"Thanks, just try your best!" M'gann smiled, pulling back Robins hair, and brushing it as softly as she could, getting ready to put it in the most detailed, gravity-defying style She could. "Do you mind if I use hair products?"

"Sure, I'll just wash it out tonight or something."

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"You're so pretty!" M'gann grinned. 

"I always am." Robin stated. "Even prettier as a boy!"

"Okay... DONE!" She shoved a mirror in front of Robin's face. "What do you think?"

"I like it." She said. "I don't know makeup as well as I should..."

"I thought the Lipstick looked good with her mask." She admitted. 

"I see that!" Robin smiled a little. there's... a lot on my face."

"Don't you like it?" She asked shyly.

"I do, I do, I just... prefer wearing make up...."

"As a boy?" Wally teased.

"...yep. I look prettier as a boy." She confirmed. "Still, it's super pretty! you're really talented, it's just that my face is very ugly, and makeup doesn't look good on girls like me!" She said dramatically. "it looks good on boys like me!"

"Ready to change back?" Conner asked, having stolen Robin's controller to battle Wally and Artemis.

"Yep!" She confirmed. "But M'gann, I promise, when I'm a boy again, I'll let you do a full glam look on me, and I'll be a lot more grateful than I'm being now...Kay?"

"Alright, but my expectations are high- I'm going to go ALL OUT!"

Robin looked fearful. "I'm gonna regret this." 

"Yep!" She smiled teasingly. 

Suddenly, Robin's phone rang. She tried to pick up, moving her phone around her super heavy space buns. "Hello? I know! I'm with the team!...FINE! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAMI!" She hung up. "Sorry, guys, I gotta go home for dinner."

"Are your family going to approve of your new look?" Artemis asked.

"Whatever, they don't control me!" Robin scoffed. "Bye, guys."

"Wait!" Wally sprung off the couch, running over to the short girl. He wrapped her in a hug, whispering: "I love you, no matter what you look like."

"Ditto, now get off, Kidiot, Dami will be able to smell your Cheeto dust on me!" She grinned, shoving him off. "See you later, guys!"

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"This was a mistake!" Robin whined. "I didn't know long hair was so... HARD TO WASH!" 

"Shut up." Jason stated. "your hair looked pretty good, but... TOO MUCH HAIRSPRAY!"

"Head and Shoulders?" Tim asked, two fistfuls of Robin's hair, asking for the shampoo.

"Knees and Toes!" Jason responded, tossing the bottle to his brother and rolling up his sleeves. the brothers were trying to help the youngest wash her hair. it was a multiple person job.

"OW, Damian!" Robin shouted. "That hurt! Be careful!" 

"Stop complaining, I am trying not to scalp you!" Robin shut up, pouting like she (he) always did when scolded.

"We need to rinse and condition!" Tim reported, scrubbing shampoo through the thick, long hair.

"Conditioner!" Jason leapt up and grabbed the bottle, suds and water dripping down his arms. "Stay put, Dickie-sorry, Dixie, this will be over I just a few minutes."

"Swell." She frowned. this long hair would take HOURS to dry.

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