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"Hey, we're having a meeting here! You guys have your own HQ. IN SPACE. Why don't you go talk there?"

The adults just side-eyed Artemis and kept talking.

"The balls of them just strolling into the mountain like they didn't already give it to us." Wally grumbled.

"Yeah! Didja see? They didn't even listen to me!" Artemis frowned, throwing herself down on the couch.

"It was rude of them to intrude without warning." Kaldur acknowledged.

"That's putting it lightly." Dick muttered. "They already have the Watchtower! They already have a WAY cooler base, and they come to ours? If it was that important, they could've gone to the Batcave, or the Hall of Justice, or ANY of their hidden bases..."

"HIDDEN BASES?" Artemis asked. She groaned. "They never tell us ANYTHING!"

"I feel like my mom just walked into my room and is just standing in the doorway." Wally said. "Like, we can't do anything, they're just watching us!"

"And we can't keep talking ANYWHERE in the mountain, because they also have a Mr. SUPERHEARING!" Artemis and the others turned to watch Superman flinch from the yelling. "Dumb bitch." The blonde muttered.

"Well, I already took minutes for the first half, So at least we won't forget what we said." M'gann said, glancing over the page in her composition book. "We could continue this another day?"

Wally shook his head. "Now that we're back at school, it'll be hard to find a time that works for everyone! Like, Rob, what do you have after school on Mondays?"

"Mathletes."

"Artemis, what do you have afterschool on Tuesday?"

"Tuesday and Thursday are our dance dress rehearsals. Not a fucking word about that, by the way." She growled.

Wally turned around the circle. "Conner, you good on Wednesday?"

He shook his head a little. "I have a makeup test. I missed it because of last mission."

"Me too." M'gann admitted.

"I'm helping back in Atlantis on Friday this week."

"I have patrol every night after dinner." Dick added. "And competitive gymnastics on Wednesdays."

"Same!" Artemis agreed.

"See? Our asses are too busy!" Wally whined. "I have physics club on Wednesday, Track on Friday, and counselling on Saturday. It'll take FOREVER to realign our schedules!"

"We could hold our meeting somewhere else? We could go sit in the field outside our school, like last time." M'gann proposed. 

"Yeah, but then we'd be in public, which is a huge security breach." Dick complained. "Plus, it's raining. And this is OUR base! This is where we're supposed to hold OUR meetings!"

From the direction of the league, they heard Black Canary Respond to them. "Our presence doesn't mean you can't talk."

"Well this meeting we were having is privet!"

"What would you need to discus as a team that the league can't know?"

"I dunno, Just- You guys gave us a separate base so we couldn't eavesdrop on you! And now we have to put up with you guys eavesdropping on us?" Dick replied.

"It's because we're clearly  not their equals, Boy Wonder." Artemis scowled.

"Yeah, We weren't talking to you guys, by the way. Butting into our conversation just proves that you can and have been listening!" Wally spat. This situation was so unfair! They didn't need to know what the team was talking about. They were allowed to have secrets!

"I vote we just talk on the beach. That's privet-ish"

"The minutes will get wet from the rain." M'gann observed.

"We could use umbrellas?" Wally offered.

"We shouldn't have to do all this! It's OUR BASE! This is why we have it!" Dick complained, he was personally angry at Bruce for this situation.

"What if we make THEM go?" Wally thought aloud. "What if we do what their doing ight now?"

"Are you proposing that we eavesdrop like they are?" Artemis scoffed.

"We Aren't Eavesdropping!" Her mentor shouted back impatiently.

"CLEARLY." She murmured. "What were you going t propose? We annoy them like they annoy us?"

"Exactly!" The redhead smiled devilishly.

"That's the most Wally West thing that I've ever heard Wally West say." She replied flatly. 

"Won't they get mad?" M'gann asked.

Dick stood up with Wally and Artemis, he was starting to get this. "No, because it's our base, it'd be their own fault! You don't walk into someone's house uninvited and complain about what They're doing!"

"You do." Wally pointed out.

"My sister does." Artemis said, almost at the same time.

Conner joined them. "You're right. What'll they do? Take the mountain away from us? Then we'll be underfoot in the watch tower! It is literally in their best interests to let us have free range here."

"Guys!" Dick said, overflowing with excitement. "We have the power here!"

After a few short minutes of hushed discussion, they decided to try the peaceful approach first. As team leader, and most persuading teen out of the six, Kaldur was elected to try talking it out with the league.

"Let's go, man!" Wally whispered, trying to hype him up.

"Have you memorized our points?" M'gann asked.

Kaldur nodded. I'll do my best to persuade them to leave... but have the alternative lined up."

"Go get 'em tiger-shark!" Dick cheered in the same hushed tone, collapsing back to sit on the couch.

Kaldur approached the league, who immediately turned to him, impatient. It was kind-of concerning, and he wasn't expecting good results. Still, being such a good sport, Kaldur decided to give it the old college try anyways.

"Excuse me, but could you please move your discussion to the watchtower. It's being disruptive to our own meeting." He explained politely, looking up at the league.

"That would be inconvenient." Bats said, almost disgusted that any of these teens would make demands of them.

"I understand that, but-"

"stand down." Aquaman requested

Kaldur relented, returning to the others. "Sorry. I tried."

"And you did good." Wally said, even more angry that the league had been mean to Kaldur, who was probably the most empathetic and polite person that they'd ever met. "Arty, will you do the honors?"

"Gladly. If this fails, I'm killing you first. and slowly." Artemis stood in the couch, resting her foot on the back. "HEY!" She called to the adults. "We may be stupid rebellious teenagers whom you don't respect, but we're stupid rebellious teenagers with full access to the speaker system. Rob, find anything good?"

"Yep!"

"Good! I distinctly remember the Justice League giving us permission to play music in the mountain." She grinned. "Hit it!"

Dick put on Born This Way at FULL VOLUME. It was time to weed out the CisHets. They would play this song of repeat for as long as they needed to until the League left.

The adults Looked just as mad at each other for agreeing to give the team music privileges, as they did at the team for exercising their music privileges.

The team, especially the youngest three, were being as obnoxious as they could; acting like Lady Gaga was trap music. A LOT of shouting, singing, headbanging, and dancing.

They got about four cycles of the song before the league's will began to break. Not even the green lanterns had the willpower to withstand six kids screaming the same Lady Gaga song at them for over thirteen minutes straight.

The team got their mountain back very quickly. 

-Please help out an enby pal with something-

So, I literally had a dream that it was Halloween and I realized last minute that I forgot to write a spooky Halloween-themed part in my Dick Grayson Trash book. 

Now I wanna calm that fear by writing one IRL, but I can't come up with a storyline for the life of me. Any details you guys can think up would be helpful, just comment or PM me.

Thank you!