Heya there! You probably know me from my bio, so I won't explain much.

There's this new pizzeria, which is exactly like our's, except bigger and more... how do I explain this... modern.

I got a glimpse of the new animatronics today, they all looked so cool except... okay wait hold on,

*Peeks out of door*

HOLY MOTHER OF PIZZA.

The new animatronic that is 'replacing' me is uh... not so kid friendly. HER FREAKING ATTIRE IS A LITERAL BIKINI.

But for some reason they didn't put us on stage. Hmm, I wonder why.

But anyways guess what? I finally bow our old nightguard's name! It was Mike Schmidt or something like that. I need his location so I can finally kill him. Back in our pizzeria, it was always Freddy or Bonnie, or Foxy who would get so close! But with me, I would fail the second I stepped off stage.

Well, gotta go. I hear voices on the other side of this door, they're probably going to check on us.