What the Crap This is About
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Many people have infiltrated this diary. This will tell you who writes what.
Italics: Adara
Bold: Mickey
Bold italics: Renee
Normal: Nicky
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Ok so my dad, Remus Lupin gave me this DIARY and I'm not really sure what do with it so... Oh I have a great idea! I'll write about my miserable life and share it with my friends and classmates. So, I guess that I should start by telling you guys about myself.
My name is Adara Lily Lupin, named after Lily Evans/Potter. I am currently a fifth year Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Quiddich Captain and seeker, and a prefect. I am top of my class, just barely beating one of my best friends, Mickey Black. (Yeah take that Mickey! You're NEVER gonna beat MY grades.)
I am a half blood and a demigod. My mum is Athena (yep the Greek Goddess) and I attend Camp Half Blood durring most of summer. However, this is NOT all fun and games. Monsters usually try to hunt me down and kill me. Thanks mum. Note the sarcasm please. I'm also a werewolf. YAY! Once again note the sarcasm. I've been a werewolf for let's see... *five minutes later* twelve years, seeing as I was bitten at three years old. Yeah fun life. But wait... there's more!
*whispering If you can whisper in a book* Ok you can't tell this bit to ANYONE. I have put a spell on these pages and it will only let trustworthy people read it. So I Adara Lupin, though this will make our friendship awkward, have developed a HUGE crush on Harry Potter. And not an "Oh he's famous" crush. Like an actual crush because of who he is. He's nice, funny, brave, caring... super super hot! How his hair sticks up, his green eyes that I can get lost in, his skill on the Quiddich pitch. Man we could use him in Ravenclaw... 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
*ten minutes later* Oh sorry. I was just er... thinking...? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
I actually have a lot of friends. (Shut up Mickey I do. Nicky stop laughing. Renee tell them to shut up.) Anyway my friends are Mickey and Nicky Black, twin daughters of Sirius Black and Athena, Renee Snape daughter of Severus Snape and Athena, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter 😍, Luna Lovegood, Garion Lovegood Luna's twin, and Davon Malfoy Draco's younger brother. Those are my Hogwarts friends. And now my sister is beating me up so I have to add her. Alena Lupin my sister that's two years younger than me and is annoying as crap.
My friends at Camp Half Blood (yes Mickey I have friends there too. You are ruining this book for everyone. No I am not barking mad. Werewolf puns are not funny.) Anyway my friends at Camp are Percy, Anabeth, the Stoll twins, used to be Luke, Juniper, Grover, and Tyson. Not a whole lot, but whatever. This is why I say I say I used to be Luke's friend. We got off pretty well after him and Anabeth got to camp, but after his quest he started acting really weird. So we just kinda drifted apart.
Ok one minute. I'm hungry I'm gonna go get some Doritos. Be right back.
I am a terrible person. I don't deserve Harry Potter. I don't even deserve Collin Creevey. I have no friends. Mickey Black is the awesomest person EVER. She's so much better then I am. I'm just a fleabitten little puppy. I am- crap gotta go.
*Walks back with a bag of Doritos* Mickey!!!!! What did you do? What did you write? Hey get back here! Stop running! Accio broom!
Bye,
~Dara
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