New Year's Resolutions That Won't be Kept
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Italics: Adara
Bold: Mickey
Bold italics: Renee
Normal: Nicky
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Hi losers!!!!!!
Hi!!!!!
Hi!!!!!!
Will you guys shut up? Just because-
No one cares Dara. So hi guys! I know this loser hasn't updated in like a million years. Soooo... Here we are!
The four of us are hanging out at Dara's house for the holidays.
So we're celebrating by playing board games-
Acting out Hamilton-
Gorging ourselves with food-
Staying up past midnight and acting like we're high.
Ya know. The usual stuff. But before we do all that jazz, I have an idea!
Oh gods! Here we go.
Shut up idiot. Anyway... I think we should go around the room and say our New Year's resolutions!
Ok.
Why not. Sounds alright.
NO!!!!
*Everyone stares at her*
And why not...? It's just for fun. We don't actually have to do them.
Fine. I'll do the stupid thing.
Cool beans. Who wants to start?
Oh oh! Me! Pick me!
Ok...
My New Year's resolution is to... Um... Get an O in potions.
Pfft! What?!? For reals?
Yeah...
*Everyone bursts out laughing*
But Snape hates us. Except Renee. It's impossible!
It's really not...
Shut up Renee! Nobody cares about your potions grades.
Well. I'll go next. My New Year's resolution is to...
*Pause for dramatic effect. Just like her dad*
Keep you three idiots from getting in detention from our pranks.
That isn't possible. Like for reals. Not possible.
Not going to happen.
At all...
My New Year's resolution is to-
Eat less chocolate?
No... It's to get the last three chocolate frog cards that I need to have them all.
So... Eat more chocolate?
Yeah basically.
Well MY New Year's resolution is to get good at that one game that I suck at. You know, the one you always pay on your phone Dara.
Oh. You mean Surviv.io?
Yeah.
Good luck with that. You really do suck at it.
I like how Nicole and I made real resolutions to better ourselves and our friendships and then... There's you two...
I know right! Anyway I want to play some games. Let's shut up and play.
Sounds good to me. Happy New Year and hope your 2018 didn't suck! Bye!!!!!
Bye!!!!!
Bye!!!
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Happy New Year all y'all! I can't wait to see what the New Year brings!
~Dara
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