Wut if rainbows r actually unicorn farts? They be like, "idiots, they think its from lights bending over(*wink) when they hit the droplets of water. Rain is pee from the clouds! Hahahaha"

Then the unicorns use rainbows as gas, hehehe punny, and fly into the sunset, as they get tanned handsomely.

Is handsomely even an adjective?