No, this story is not about mg sex experience. Hell! Idek if ill ever have a lover, much less sex!

Yall must be kidding me!!

Anywho!! I remembered this one time, the realization that I was the most dirtyminded person in my class!!

It was a shocking thing to happen, mostly bc im the second most silent person in our room, and that the first one is my only friend.

She's too silent tbh, but if we're not in class, we both tend to be the loudest!

But next school year(2019-2020) im gonna transfer to anotger school and ill probably forget her and we'll never meet again...

But anywho, enough of my sad lonely life!!

This happened on the time of a monthly test. I was already preparing for the next subject. I was basically one of the nerds in my class, but they dont stereotype. They just call u names.

And mine is apparently "Maui" from Moana... i dont care much bc its kinda cool to be the demigod of wind and sea, hero to all.

Oh yeah!! So i finished the first test but of my classmates havent finished. but as i was walking the halls, I passed the guidance's office.

And coincidentally, the guidance counsilor, Mrs. S(i wanna caller her that), walked out of the room and saw me!

She calls my name(im suprised that she even knows) and asked me, how many gjrls and boys are in my class.

Basically, in my country, its not the students that moves from room to room, its tge teachers. So yea..

I said we had 8 girls and 22 boys. So, mrs S asked for five students in each gender to go to her office for something. Idk what it was bc i didnt went.

But it wasnt defenitely bc they did something wrong!

I gladly did so and entered our class. I called for our teacher, i keep yelling her fucking name!!! But the bitch just wont acknowledge me!!

To be fair, she was busy so I understood, but bitch i fucking yelled so at least notice me!!(senpai mwehehehe)

Anywho, i neared her and tapped her shoulder, and hallellujah! The bitch finally acknowledged me.

I said what Mrs S asked. And due to my big ass mouth, most people heard. So they keep asking what its for. Why did Mrs S asked for 10 students, i answered I didnt know.

But before I went out, another guy asked me, that time, a dirty joke that i thought they would understand popped in my head.

I answered, "Bc ur having an orgy."

I laughed when he asked me what is orgy!! Ahahaha

The confusion in his face really made me believe that he didnt know!

One of the guys that Ik for sure watches porn doesnt know wtf is orgy!! Ahahahahaha

Those who dont know what orgy is, its basically group sex.

But i just said to the guy "Nvm about orgy! Im just kidding, just bring 5 boys and 5 girls in Mrs S office at lunch or at least after finishing the test."

And tada!! I realized i was the dirtiest minded person in my room!