G'day. I'm Andy and I'm an emu. I mean living in Australia is great and all but some times it can be pretty rough. You see where I live the kangaroos won't stop bouncing around and the kookaburras can't stop laughing their butts off. And another thing, why does it have to be so hot?! It's burning out here under the  stupid sun. I wish I was in Antartica then everyday I would swim with penguins and have a snowball fight with a polar bear. But anyway back to my life. I live with my mum and my idiot brother, Thomas. To entertain myself I usually throw rocks at sleeping koalas. Don't blame me! The lazy fur balls snore louder than an elephants trumpet. But if i can't find any koalas I just give rides to little possums and wrestle crocodiles. I suppose living the Aussie life is fun if you think about. For some reason I was born with these long and thin legs. They serve no purpose whatsoever! I get that they are good for kicking Thomas with but other than that they completely useless! I don't have much photos of my family but I did manage to get a snapshot of us on holiday. I am on the right in case it wasn't obvious.
And that's my brother on the left. The idiot has his back turned!

I hope you enjoyed my first entry. Bye! -Andy