Dear Journal,

Lists of reasons why I hate Luke Hemmings:

1. His hair is too perfect everyday

2. He has a dick (or is it pussy... since she does have one.. I DUNNO) of a girlfriend

3. He has the worst adorable attitude....

List of reasons why I love Luke Hemmings:

1. all of above,

2. everything.

3. im screwed...

I'm trying to get over him. it's not working at all.  If I asked Calum or Michael for help do you think they would do it? I bet they would 'cuz I know they can't stand that... oh lord I need a  new word for her.... poop? POOP of a girlfriend Luke has. I pity Luke,

he doesn't know what hes missing.

Maybe... If I got a beard I could give him a taste of his own medicine. 

;D game on Luke. Game. On.

Ashton 

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