Ghen ghen ghen ghen

I don enter.

I stood up and the whole class became dead silence.* Rolls my eyes. angrily*.  Okay!! it is now they know they will shut up their mouth. Idiotic, foolish bastards. For the information I have no idea what ‘bastard’ mean.

" Prefect" he called and a little ' sir' was heard from me. " Why is the class noisy?" He asked as if he is ready to cut off my head.

I don enter trouble o.

" I..it...they...I...." I don enter trouble.

Ghen ghen ghen ghen

I don enter.

Wetin I go tell this man? If I tell him that I just came into the class I WILL BURY ME!! And our English teacher is right in front of us and she isn't saying anything.

" If I repeat myself I go destroy your mentos mendular" for the record he doesn't know that mentos mendular isn't a word.

Ehe I know how to answer him now.

" Sir there is one teacher that said that I should not be controlling the class when teacher dey for class" I defended and the class became noisy with 'yes it's true'.

" Shut up" he yolled or is it yelled. Anyhow abeg. " Where is your assistant class prefect?" Oh yeah! I have an assistant class prefect sef.

The boy stood up straight. Adams Mohammed, that's his name. The boy is a noisemaker, bad boy, un-serious with school but always coming early. I am the opposite of all his characters. Should I tell you one fact about our form teacher, * Smiles*. He is one of the most un-serious teacher in this government school and that's why he chose anyhow students as class prefects.

" Sir" Adams answered boldly unlike me cause he is a Muslim and this man in front of us is also a Muslim so he, you know can have mercy on Adams.

" Why is the class noisly?" We call this man Brainless because he doesn't understand simple Grammer and the 'noisy' he spoke to me, he has forgotten it, it is now become 'noisly'.

" The class prefect said it all Mr. B" you see, we all call him that and yet he accepted it. No wonder he is very stupid. With all due respect, that's if he deserves the respect.

" Okay" he nodded, telling us to seat down. " Now if I hear noise from the cwass I go scatter that person head" Brainless, cwass ni, cwass ko.

He left the class and the time keeper for SS2 rang the bell and everyone shouted happily.

Wait o. It is break time already? I thought ... O today is Wednesday, we have only one subject in the morning so that means it's sport.

I don't like playing sports in my school cause they don't play it well.

So, guess what? I was alone in the class. * Sighs in relief*. I picked up one of my books to read.

Upon reading my book I stumbled on the word graphical scene. What is graphical? And what is scene? It sounds like sin if you ask me.

I remember those days when I used to go to private school. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. When I used to live with one nice, beautiful, oyibo aunty. She wanted the best for me even though I was her house maid so she put in the best private schools. Guess what I got bullied cause I can't speak good English. Everyone called me a low class or a disgrace. I had only two true friends in that school and we all live in Victoria Island so we see frequently. I actually wanted to leave that private school but I didn't want to tell my former aunty how I am suffering in that school, she will start getting worried about me. When I went back to the village. Another aunty came to carry me. I mean uncle not aunty and those people are my present guardians.
I miss my Aunty Goodness and her children, even though she was a widow, she was still very nice and I stayed with her from primary one to five. I now went to JSS in Government school.

" Hey" the new student called.

" What?" I asked.

" Just thought you needed company" he smiled.

That his smile.

" I no want" I answered.

" Okay. Anyways, since you hate me this much let me just seat down and read" he sat down. Who told this wan that I hate him? He should goan sleep.

" Who tell you say I hate you?" I snapped.

" You don't need to tell me" he laughed. " Maybe you don't hate me but you are quite rude" he laughed.

" I know" I sighed. I hope he isn't flirting with me? " I have boyfriend o" I informed.

" O don't worry. I am a Christian so I don't do all those things" he laughed.

" Okay....... No wonder you dey carry smile for face everytime. Una Christians always behave perfect" I eyed him.

" Who told you I behave perfect?" He asked giving into the conversion which I want to end now. I Can't.

" You no need to tell me. See your perfect English, your perfect character and perfect everything so no tell me anything again" I said bending my head to read.

" It is just because he makes me show other people that my life is perfect with him. Even though I have problems but everyone has problems even Christians" is he preaching to me?

" You dey preach to me?" I asked.

" Nope. Just giving a fact" he said.

" Okay o. This your English. Perfecto" I said. " I know you are those rich children but why you dey here?" I asked.

" I am not rich, we just have money to take care of ourselves and I went to a good school before this one" he smiled again.

" Let me guess, una private school?" I guessed.

" Yep. Do you have a problem with it?" He asked.

" Yesso. They made me suffer just because I know no how to speak good English and it was the best schools" I informed him.

" Well not all private schools are like that but all schools have bullies for the information" he shrugged.

" That information concin you" I snapped rudely.

I went back to reading my book.

Suddenly, he left cause someone was calling him and then....everything went blank.

Did I just faint ? Cause it looks like I just fainted.

Anyways, I fainted and I saw myself in total darkness. What's going on?

I walked further and then I saw a beautiful being seated so, so. Ehe I don get the word. Majestically. I looked at him or it but it looks like him cause he has guy eye and hair and body and everything.

What is going on?

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