1) "Stay away from the llama."

2) "Hang on- You have a FISH CULT?"

3) "I changed my YouTube channel to being about exploring churches with water parks in them."

4) "The lizard and I will kill things for you."

5) "Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list." "Who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?!"

6) "What's the little blinking light mean?" "It means- Wait, blinking?"

7) "It's all fun and games until she obliterates you from existence."

8) "You throw another enchanted snowball at me and we're going to have a problem."

9) "Fix it." "It's a ransom note; I don't care about grammar!" "There is no excuse for bad grammar." 

10) "She died doing what she loved: swearing profusely."