Akko is extremely imprudent and doesn't really hold complaints for an extended period of time. One can call her a childish witch, but mature at the same time. And it didn't take long for everyone to see that nothing is boring whenever this brunette is around. And Sucy realized that she had found her entertainment (hehe).

One of the two reasons she stayed at the academy.

She soon made it her personal mission to entertain herself by humiliating the wild witch as much as possible while doing experiments on her. Fully knowing that the girl won't hold a grudge against her. She's literally the perfect subject, and she will not let that chance past her by.

...

Now, for Test #1: Mushrooms that disorients a person's balance.

Now this particular mushroom had no taste nor smell. It was perfect for Sucy to mince it up in tiny pieces and slip it into Akko's soup effortlessly without her knowing. It was almost too easy to slip it into the soup. Thankfully Lotte remained silent as she watched Sucy be the evil mastermind of her experiments.

Sucy moved and watched from across the table, with her notebook in hand, and observed the scene unfold before her eyes. When Akko ate the sabotaged soup, it didn't take long for the effect to show. From 0-100, Akko started slurring her words, rocking side to side.

It was noted that not only does the mushroom disorients a person, but gets them drunk at the same time. It really wasn't supposed to do that, but Sucy figured that because the mushroom had mixed in with the soup creating new unknown effects. "Interesting..." The pale girl mused with a small grin as she scribbled notes in her notebook.

Akko took couple more bites in her drunken state before setting the spoon down. Her eyes squinted at the soup in confusion before turning to the mushroom lover. "Suuuucy."

"Hmm?" Sucy kept staring at the girl eyes looking deadpanned as ever.

"Why do you always look like a mushroom?"

"What you talking about? I'm always a mushroom."

"Is that why your head looks like a mushroom?"

"What?"

"GROW MUSHROOM GROW! Don't worry, your boobs will get bigger. Don't give up!"

"Eh?" Sucy couldn't decide whether to take that as an insult or not. But nonetheless, it was hilarious to see what was happening in front of her. Though she was confused on why her boobs had anything to do with mushrooms.

"...Sucy what did you do?" Lotte whispered to the purple haired girl, who only shrugged and grinned.

Akko turned her attention back to her soup, evidence of anger and pride in her eyes. "Acting all high and mighty, telling me what to do, like you're the police or something. Oh come on, don't get me started with your frigging mood swings! One minute your cold, then hot. Hot n' cold. Make up your damn mind already!"

Sucy, at that point, had brought out her orb to record this. She would be damned if she didn't record this shit.

"I don't even know why I put up with you, it's not like you ever do me any good. I hereby break up with you."

"You're not even dating." Sucy interrupted Akko's one-sided conservation with her soup.

Akko turned to Sucy with a frown. "What made you so sure of that?"

"Because the things you love tends to disappear. Like Shiny Chariot." Sucy silently snickered at that.

Akko didn't say anything. She just stared at the girl in front of her. "Chariot didn't disappear... Because I am Chariot!!"

Akko was now standing on the table, gaining the attention of everyone in the cafeteria.

Sucy couldn't help but laugh a little at this. The mushroom she had slipped in the soup didn't go as planned, but it was definitely hilarious.

At that very moment, a young British girl decided tp approach Akko with a disapproving look. "Akko." She said with a stern authoritative voice, and was intent on teaching the brunette couple of manners. However...

Hearing the blonde's voice, Akko turned abruptly, causing her to fall of the table. While falling, Akko had managed to fall right where the blonde was standing, and both girls collapsed to the floor. Couple seconds later as both of the girls laid on the ground-

"Diannnaaa" Akko cooed as she nuzzled into Diana, despite having fallen off of the table.

"W-What?! G-Get off me!" The blonde had no idea what happening. And it didn't help with the brunette nuzzling on her.

"A little birdy told me a secret."

"I implore you to get off, and then we can talk."

"You're adorable~"

It was almost impossible to fight against the blush that was forming on her cheeks. "Akko. Get. Off."

"Guess what?" Akko asked as she hugged Diana, not even caring about the countless eyes staring at them.

Diana didn't respond, and tried to push Akko off. But by god this girl had a strong grip on the blonde.

"You look like a cabbage head. Or maybe a seaweed shark?"

Diana immediately took that as an insult.

"But you're still adorable~"

"A-AKKO. Get off!"

"Cute~ You're cute when angry."

"I will not tolerate anymore of this nonsense!" Diana tried prying the girl off of her.

"Such soft skin!"

Needlessly to say, regardless of the failure concerning the mushroom, Sucy got exactly what she wanted. The effects of the mushroom dissolved after couple of hours, and Akko remembered everything. Nothing could explain how embarrassed she was, and how angry she was at Sucy for that. She had wanted to confess to Diana in a different setting. In her sobriety state as well, but that obviously didn't happen.

The professors had accused Akko of drinking alcohol in the school facilities, as Akko had expressed the particular behavior of drunken men. But it was almost impossible to find the evidence of such alcohol anywhere in their room. So the only punishment that was allowed for Akko was to help the fairies clean the dishes.

Diana on the other hand... She was definitely embarrassed by the whole situation in the cafeteria. She avoided the brunette for couple of days, trying to live down the fact that Akko had confessed to her, drunkenly no less!

But she knew that Akko wouldn't just act so strange suddenly. So she knew it had to do with the mischievous actions of her teammate.

... Diana would be lying if she didn't like the thought of the wild girl confessing to her. But she won't let anyone know that. Not yet at least.

For the time being, she just need to let this fiasco die down before moving with her normal daily activities.

...

It had been couple of weeks after that whole hilarious scene in the cafeteria, and lezbehonest, that was hilarious as hell.

Now, moving on to Test #2: mushrooms that makes the consumer hallucinate their worst nightmare.

Now this mushroom is smelly and has a distinct taste, and it would be difficult to slip it into Akko's soup unnoticed. So, Sucy decided to ignore being discreet with this one, and jammed it into a sleeping Akko's mouth. (No one was harmed in the process)

Now, all Sucy had to do was wait and watch as Akko wake up and start hallucinating some crazy shit. She sat on her bed, staring at Akko, eagerly waiting to see chaos rein free. It wasn't long before Lotte woke up. When she sat up, she jumped a little when she noticed Sucy sitting on the bed, unmoving like a statue. The orange-haired girl noticed that the girl was staring straight at something, and realized it was Akko she was staring at.

Lotte made an assumption that Sucy had done another experiment on Akko.... again. She stepped down from her head and sauntered toward the pale girl. "What are you doing?"

"Ever wonder what kind of nightmares stupid dense people have?"

"Um... normal nightmares that most people have?"

Sucy turned to Lotte with a grin. "But with Akko, there's sure to have a nightmare that isn't common. This is Akko we're talking about."

Lotte honestly didn't understand what the girl meant. It's probably harmless to let this experiment run its course. She stood up and walked to the sleeping girl and shook her to wake her up.

Akko's eyes opened with a loud yawn to the mouth. She sat up, like she usually does, but when she turned towards the door, she froze. Her eyes shined with confusion, which caused Lotte to be confused as well. Lotte was about to speak up when Akko suddenly shout in a rudely manner.

"Get out of my room!!" Akko yelled as she tried to stand up, however it was evidence that the girl had forgotten that she was sleeping in a bunk bed. A small welt appeared on Akko's forehead, but that didn't stop that girl from standing on the floor, staring intensely at the door.

"A-Akko? Everything okay?" Lotte questioned with concern in her tone.

Sucy already had her orb out, recording the brunette, and sported a deadpanned look as she continued to watch from the sidelines.

Akko turned to Lotte with an annoyed look. "Why you let her in!? With her arrogant know it all seaweed brain. Did she bribe you?!"

"U-Um..."

Then Akko gasped. "Is she trying to get back at me for spitting soup on her!?"

"I-"

"Did she hurt you!?"

Sucy couldn't help but snicker, seeing that Diana was one of the brunette nightmares. Surely there's more to her nightmare. So let's keep watch on the girl and see what else she does. (Creepy mode activated!)

"U-Um... She isn't in the room, and she isn't that type of person to do any type of revenge on you. Now can we get ready? Or we'll be late for class."

"Class?!" Akko yelled, suddenly getting up and getting dressed. Being late to Professor Finnelan is worst than being late to Professor Ursula. "Wait, where she go?"

Akko scanned the room, the seeing the particular girl that always seems to piss her off gone.

"Diana was never here...."

"But she was right here!"

"It's just us three. You're still tired Akko."

"I'm positive that I saw her here..."

"You're dreaming of the blonde... could only mean one thing Kikiki." Sucy grinned, watching confusion wash over the brunette's face.

"I'm confused."

"Stop it Sucy." Lotte quietly whispered, realizing what Sucy was trying to say.

Sucy invisibly frowned and sighed. "Let's get to class, or professor Finnelan will give us detention."

The three girls quickly readied themselves and quickly made their way to class.

The three girls walked out, and made their way to their class. Sucy kept close eye on the brunette with glee, while Lotte had no idea what's the hell's going on. But she had a suspicion that Sucy might be involved. That or Akko is having an off day. Most likely the former.

"S-Sucy. What did you do?" Lotte asked while eyeing Akko glaring at the wall as they walked forward. It's almost as if she would pounce on the wall and destroy it with her bare hands. But that's silly. Akko wouldn't be such a brute and attack a-...

Right at the moment, Akko yelled "Shut up!" and punch the wall adjacent to her. "You think that's funny right? You damn aristocrat!"

Then one of the professors saw this and scolded Akko. Though Akko was defending herself that Dianna was being a bully. But of course, the professor didn't believe her. That earned her a detention after class.

Grumbling in denial, Akko muttered that she is still dreaming and that none of this is real. She then stepped into her classroom and immediately glared at the blonde, not realizing that she been hallucinating thanks to Sucy's mushroom experiment. Sucy and Lotte stepped in and sat next to the brunette.

...

"Why are there floating words?" Akko muttered to Lotte 20 minutes later, confused on what on the class's schedule.

"Eh? Floating words?"

Sucy grinned and positioned the orb that is still recording and turned it to the brunette, getting a really close up shot of Akko's face. She wants to get EVERYTHING. "What are the words saying?"

"Professor Finnelan is a fatty."

Sucy snickered. But she knew that this couldn't be one of her nightmares. Her experiment must've been a failure. But nonetheless this is hilarious.

"Akko!" The professor in the front of the class called out, faintly hearing what Akko had said. "Care to repeat that?"

Akko froze and didn't dare to repeat what she said. "That pigs are fat?"

The whole class laughed, but not because it was funny. And the professor only growled. Akko got another detention, and the class resumed as normal.

"Hey Akko." Sucy mused with excitement.

"Hmm?"

"What else do you see?"

Akko turned to her friend, only to see an orb pointed at her, and her face filled with expectant. "I get it! You did something to me didn't you?"

Sucy feigned ignorance and turned back to the professor like the good student she was (not).

Akko silently growled, and hopes that whatever happening to her will disappear. It's weird to see flying brooms jumping on people's head that sat in front of her. They were even playing dodgeball.

After class, Akko was almost scared to move, because of whatever Sucy did to her. Then Diana came up to her, with her famous glare and her two followers behind her.

"Akko."

"Hmm?"

At that moment, Akko's head pounded for a split second, then Diana opened her mouth. "I-I love you."

"Eh?" Was this the enchanted bee all over again? Akko couldn't open her mouth to say anything else.

"I command you to be my girlfriend Akko. Or else."

Or else?! That scared Akko. She quickly got up. "You don't command me to do anything."

"Oh yes I can. I know your heart pounds for me and only me. It's only natural for us to get together, no?" Diana smirked, taking a step forward.

Akko's heart is definitely pounding. But not because of.. whatever Diana had just said. "My heart is mine and no one can have it!" She proceeded to run out of he building, and disappeared in thin air, leaving the girls with silence.

Sucy was the first to break with the silence with a laugh and checked to see if she got it all on her orb. Damn that was golden.

"What just happened?" Diana frowned and turned to Lotte, quite confused and surprised.

"I think she misinterpreted what you had said?" Lotte tried, though she was just was confused as she was.

"How can she misinterpret 'studying for exams' and 'needing to go and talk to Professor Ursula?'" Diana suspected that something was happening, she just didn't know what.

Sucy started laughing and decided to tell them everything.

That night, Sucy sat at her desk and reviewed the mushroom she had used on the brunette, who was currently hiding under her bed. The mushroom seems to have the effect of giving the consumer random hallucination. Not nightmares. So was definitely a failure. But it was so worth it Kikiki.

It took five days for the effects of the mushroom to wear off, and Akko had refused to leave the dorm.

A/N: If you have any other random funny mushroom effects, let me know.